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Has there ever been a more “Blackety-Black-Black” story than this? Count the stereotypes… [Man charged with attempted murder for trying to run over officers guarding Birmingham homicide victim’s funeral, police say,, June 2, 2022]:

A Birmingham man is behind bars after authorities said he tried to run over police who were keeping watch over the funeral of a homicide victim.

Brighton police in May announced they were trying to identify the suspect with whom they had a run-in while conducting a security detail at a funeral for a Birmingham homicide victim.

Brighton police and Jefferson County sheriff’s deputies were at the funeral of 19-year-old Davion Marcell Hickley, who was killed April 25 in a shooting that injured three others at a large gathering in the 800 block of Third Avenue West. Law enforcement had received word that someone was going to “shoot up” the church where the funeral was being held, which was on April 30 at Friendship Missionary Baptist Church.Just before noon that Saturday, said Brighton Lt. Kenneth Hooten, a male driving a silver in BMW 750 li pulled into the front entrance of the church. He was stopped by Brighton police Chief Larry Woods. Woods approached the front driver’s window and spotted a handgun in the driver’s lap.

The driver was given verbal commands by multiple officers to put the vehicle in park and turn it off, Hooten said. Instead, the driver put the vehicle in reverse and slowly back out into Main Street.

One of the JCSO deputies managed to get the front driver’s door open and gave the driver more commands to put the vehicle in park. The driver then put the vehicle in drive and sped off driving toward Hooten.

The Brighton officer fired shots into the vehicle. The BMW left traveling southwest onto Main Street.

Deputies gave chase but lost sight of the vehicle. The vehicle was later recovered in the 1200 block of Church Street of Brighton and the driver had fled the scene.

Hooten said police received tips identifying the suspect as 23-year-old Jordan Jamaad McCann.

McCann was booked into the Jefferson County Jail just before 2 p.m. Tuesday on charges of attempted murder, attempting to elude, receiving stolen property and possession of marijuana.

His bond is set at \$53,000.

How do you even deal with this problem with a straight face? A black mass shooting in late April 2022, ends with three shot and one dead. At the funeral for the dead black male, potentially a rival black gang threatens to shoot up the funeral, necessitating a police presence to keep those grieving safe.

But Black Lives Matter, right?

Outside of mafia movies, is there an example of a white person shooting up a funeral? Asking for a friend…

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  1. usNthem says:

    Short answer – TNB. Long answer – Birmingham is a two thirds negro infested sh**hole. No one with even half a clue can possibly be remotely surprised. A civil society, which we used to have to a far larger extent, shouldn’t have to put up with this crap – at some point in the foreseeable future, we won’t.

    • Replies: @Bite Moi
  2. loren says:

    reaction to title..a joke

  3. No respect for poor Davion,forever lost to us! R.I.P. Davion. You were,no doubt,in this life,A worthless layabout,but did you deserve to die so young?
    Well,yeah,pretty much,you burr headed good for nothing.😉

    • Agree: Mr. Rational
  4. Bite Moi says:

    As Paul has mentioned before,we could have been on Mars. Instead we devoted trillions of dollars to negro uplift.No wonder most White men my age have a hernia.

    • Agree: magilla
  5. Black Man Charged with Attempted Murder for Trying to Run Over Police Guarding Black Homicide Victim’s Funeral

    Ye.  Fucking.  Gods.

    You can’t make this up, can you?

  6. A drive-in shooting inside a church? At the very minimum
    you cannot deny him points for originality 😀
    (the Mafia traditionally regarded anything family-related – especially
    funerals – as sacrosanct; also, if you paid for protection you got it – even
    at the height of the Crack Wars Little Italy was the safest part of NYC –
    everything else would have been bad business; it is only the popo who abuse
    their monopoly, taking money but delivering nothing).

    • Replies: @David In TN
  7. Just pull law enforcement out of these communities, period. There is no scenario possible where you are going to make any kind of positive improvement in them. We just need to cut our losses.



    Yup, “the Rock” will be playing “Black Adam”! How it’s even possible simply baffles me There was no black Adam, have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?!? 😉

  9. What is it with … ahem … African Americans and attacking funerals?

    It’s a commonplace among apologists that these are professional criminals not regular blax, but did you ever hear (for example) of Sicilian gangsters (who can be plenty brutal) doing such a thing, even in the middle of a gang war?

    It really is a “black thing you wouldn’t understand”, as they say.

  10. usNthem says:

    Using the word “professional” with respect to blacks in any endeavor is pretty much laughable – are there any animals that are considered professional?

    • Replies: @Joe Magarac
  11. @usNthem

    “Professional criminal” always just means crime is how they earn a living, nothing more.

    It occurs to me perhaps the difference between the funeral attackers and the Mafiosi (who mostly aren’t all that bright, never mind the movies) is the Mafiosi believe their own lives matter.

    • Agree: usNthem
  12. SafeNow says:
    @Joe Magarac

    What is it with … ahem … African Americans and attacking funerals?

    I am not an anthropologist, but here’s a guess. There is something in the wiring going back thousands of years to burial customs in Africa. Perhaps some concept that there are evil death spirits lurking at a funeral, and violent action will repel them.

  13. @Tractorguy

    As I’ve said many times, if blacks complain about all the crime in their neighborhoods, they usually accompany that complaint with the screech that the police aren’t doing anything because they’re racist and don’t care about blacks. Then, if the police go in and start arresting all the thugs, blacks screech that it’s a racist attack on their community because their friends, relatives and associates are getting arrested. It’s a damned if you do and damned if you don’t scenario.

    As the W.O.P.R. (War Operations Planned Response) computer said about nuclear war in the movie War Games after playing out all the possible scenarios, “Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.” So, yeah, blacks should be left to their own despite the fact that such a move will be called racist as well. They’re gonna screech, howl and protest no matter what so F them. The only winning move is not to play the game. Contain and Control (by restricting them to their own areas) should be the rule of the day.

    As is, I really think that they don’t care about crime unless it affects them personally. If a friend, relative or associate is out committing crimes against others, they don’t care. Dat’s jus’ bidness. Like the moron in Florida who was upset and outraged that her cousin got killed while burglarizing another black person’s home and said, “How else he gonna get money and clothes fo’ school?”

    On that note, when hoodrats are victimized by other hoodrats and want the police to do something, it’s not about law and order or maintaining civilization-they’re just wanting to use the police as their personal revenge squad. However, if they (or a friend, relative or associate) becomes the target of said revenge, that’s when they hypocritically screech, “Snitches get stitches!” Of course, we can’t ignore that in a lot of cases they want no police involvement at all and prefer to run around blasting the hell out of each other with guns for whatever has offended or irritated them. It’s the black dystopia in action.

  14. Bite Moi says:

    usNthem————Can you imagine thr absolute misfortune of being a White student in a Birmingham public school? The state of Alabama should offer free online education courses to any White student.

    • Agree: usNthem
  15. No police 👮‍♀️ in black neighborhoods…..let the self cleaning oven do it’s job.No sympathy,no mercy (sorry,all out).My give a damn’s got up and gone…..just like us huh?

  16. Moe Gibbs says:

    As long as they will accuse Whypipo of malfeasance no matter what we do for them, why not opt to do as little as possible? When a young black male arrives on a stretcher at the hospital, it is a no-win situation for any attending physician. Save his ass and he lives to gang-bang another day. Let him go and his peeps try to exact revenge on anyone and everyone, including the medical staff who attended him.

    It is time that civilization collectively cut its losses and let Nature take out the trash.

    Charlie Darwin: I got this.

  17. @nokangaroos

    The last case Marcia Clark prosecuted before O.J. Simpson was the Mt. Olive Church shooting in South Central LA. It was, in a way, a typical black on black murder–Two half brothers going into a church and blasting away during services killing two, wounding one who almost died.

    The crime was in 1989, tried in 1993, both put on death row.

    • Replies: @AnalogMan
  18. Blackety-black-black!

  19. Anon[457] • Disclaimer says:
    @Non PC Infidel

    Yeah, I agree with much of what you wrote. I’ve witnessed it my entire life in a large Midwestern city. But criminal blacks aren’t being contained. I just found out two friends of a young relative of mine were robbed at gunpoint by 3 teenage joggers while walking from a bar in a white neighborhood heavily populated by policemen. Heard they later caught one jogger. Joggers go everywhere now without fear.

    • Replies: @Non PC Infidel
  20. Augustus says:
    @Non PC Infidel

    If police pull out of the ghettos, I’m wondering what would happen. I imagine the power vacuum would lead to a ruling warlord in every ghetto.

    • Replies: @Non PC Infidel
  21. Is there more to this than meets the eye? Could this whole thing be a giant Pyramid Multi-level Marketing scheme by black funeral directors?

    “OK, let me put this all on the White board, wait, blackboard … “

    “Here’s how it works. After my cut, you two will make the rest of the profits on the Shitavious Jefferson and the La’ Tundra funerals. In the meantime, you two will recruit 3 more guys each to shoot up these two funerals. That should get us at least 3 or 4 more funerals, if you can get at least 200 shots fired, and those will be held by 3 or 4 guys that you will get to pick, for 25% of their profits. Then, they get 3 more guys each …”

    This and more will appear on Peak Stupidity next week.

  22. Nachum says:

    Why does he still have his grill on in the mugshot?

    And could he put it up for the 53 grand?

  23. @Joe Magarac

    It’s a commonplace among apologists that these are professional criminals not regular blax, but did you ever hear (for example) of Sicilian gangsters (who can be plenty brutal) doing such a thing, even in the middle of a gang war?

    McCann was booked into the Jefferson County Jail just before 2 p.m. Tuesday on charges of attempted murder, attempting to elude, receiving stolen property and possession of marijuana.

    I could be mistaken, but I don’t recall anyone in the Corleone Family toking up before an assassination.

  24. AnalogMan says:
    @David In TN

    tried in 1993, both put on death row.

    and no doubt still there, three decades later. Laughing at us.

    • Agree: Adam Smith
  25. magilla says:

    This right here. It’s like assigning cops to prevent raccoon fights at the dump (puns/metaphors/etc very much intended).

    Let them fight, die, kill, etc. No human tax shekels should go towards interrupting the chain/circle of deff.

    “Ashes to ashes/Dus’ to dus’/Ninja be playin’/In God he trus’”

    Let Hell and Satan can sort them out.

    • LOL: AR in Illinois
  26. @Augustus

    A ruling warlord in every ghetto? I’m not so sure. It might just be like now with different gangs controlling their particular ghetto “turf.” On the other hand, the gang wars for control of the whole ghetto could see one gang rise to prominence after the others were blasted to hell. However, one thing’s for sure- the carnage would be epic. The main problem involved would be stopping all the “refugees” who wanted to flee to white areas and drag their dysfunctional culture with them.

  27. usNthem says:
    @bruce county

    “This whole incident was tragic and senseless, Meridian police chief Deborah naylor-young told a news conference.”
    Hardly tragic or senseless – as a matter of fact, utterly predictable and sensible. After all the bro got disrespected when was fired – what’s a self respecting ape to do other than blast another ape?

    • Agree: bruce county
  28. @Anon

    “Joggers go everywhere now without fear.”

    Reminds me of a story a coworker once told me about his visit to see relatives in Kentucky. He was at a small country store when a city jogger strutted in shuckin’ and jivin’ and being all loud and cocky. One of the regulars looked at him and snarled, “Boy, you don’t know where you are, do you?” The jogger got a look on his face and turned and left immediately. Point being, it’s the joggers in the cities that are out of control due to lax policies, they’re in a “comfortable environment” due to their numbers and they don’t fear prison as, for many of them, that’s just a grand reunion with their homies. Get them out of their comfort zone where they don’t have the numbers, can’t run and hide in the hood and no one’s going to put up with their crap and it’s a different story.

    In any case, sorry for what happened to your relatives’ friends but that’s a perfect argument for why joggers need to be controlled and contained in their own areas under severe penalty for leaving. Crime rates outside their areas would drop massively.

    • Replies: @Mr. Rational
  29. @Non PC Infidel

    that’s a perfect argument for why joggers need to be controlled and contained in their own areas under severe penalty for leaving.

    No.  They need to be EXILED for such behavior.  Return them to Africa under penalty of being executed if they come back to this country, ever.  The message:  “You do this, you are GONE!”

    Send that message, the behavior will stop.

    • Agree: Boy the way Glenn Miller played, bruce county
    • Replies: @Non PC Infidel
  30. OT,but they keep playing this ad on YT for BuyAnyCar. It seems to be new low for “interracial ads.”
    A white woman goes to the company to sell her car. Sitting in the passenger seat,wearing a seat belt,lol,is the negro.
    He is not the usual insurance salesman/financial adviser/ loving dad we usually see.
    This guy is ghetto. And mean looking. He is worried it will take a long time for the sale. He wants to get a pedicure and,as he leers ,a bubble bath.
    The woman returns to the car,check in hand. She is not pretty. She looks worn and tired. How the pair get home,it doesn’t say.
    I don’t see the negro being happy taking the bus!
    The ad is a year old,but its just popping up on my youtube now. The childishness of the negro and the plain Jane white woman seem a bit more realistic than usual.
    Who does trash like this appeal to?

  31. @Bardon Kaldlan

    Average looking/fat mudsharks who’s thug buck boyfriend/baby daddy is driving the car her parents pay for and lowering her credit score every day.

    One thing I notice about commercials when I do catch them on TV or pop up before YouTube videos, is that they always reverse the roles. As many have pointed out in home security commercials, the burglars are always white, the financial advisors are always black, the same goes for most ads for payday advance/check cashing stores, shyster used car lots where “everyone drives” regardless of bad credit, no job, no license, non-citizenship, no SS#, repos, or proof of income needed, etc.

  32. Bite Moi says:
    @Bardon Kaldlan

    Bardon Kaiden———–“Who does trash like this appeal to?” \$–E–W–S.

    • Agree: Bardon Kaldlan
  33. @Mr. Rational

    I’ll agree but only if their “famblies” have to go with them. Otherwise, what’s the point? Their younger brothers will just be following in their footsteps, so I say get rid of all of them. After all, we don’t want to break up “famblies.” That just wouldn’t be right.

  34. Piglet says:
    @Bardon Kaldlan

    What’s really important is shoving in your face the scene of a blonde mudshark wif duh homie. It lets honkies everywhere know that they’re simply no longer in the picture and they’ve been replaced. It’s a psychological operation and it’s only going to intensify.

  35. Bite Moi says:

    Piglet——-Don’t let it worry you.There is more than enough morbidly obese,or toothless meth skank White WIMMEN to go around.

  36. @Bardon Kaldlan

    I kept getting the Gatorade ad with the ghettopotamus “getting in shape”.

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