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Black people love to make noise. As we have seen with rappers and sports stars, Black people have a constant need of attention that rivals a two-year-old.

Nowhere are Black people more notorious for trying to attract attention then by their vehicles. It is said that a car defines a man, and if this is so, Black people must be defined as perpetually stuck in the infamous The Simpson’s episode where Homer meets his brother, a president of a prominent car manufacture (The episode is Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?). Homer designs a vehicle so ridiculous and tricked out that it bankrupts his brothers firm. Dubbed “The Homer,” Black people found the car amazing and decided to incorporate into their imaginative designs.

Black people have taken a nod from this episode and attempted to out Homer, Homer Simpson in designing the most unimaginably horrifying vehicles that patrol motorways across the nation.

One of the main accessories Black people enjoy putting on their cars – besides rims – is the whistle tip, an item that:

Whistle tips, also referred to as whistler tips, or whistlers, are modified vehicle exhaust pipes that generate a deafening whistling sound during the operation of a motor vehicle, and they can often be heard up to even a mile away.

The whistle tip is a small metal plate with a central hole that is welded into the inner tip of the exhaust pipe. As exhaust gasses are forced through the exhaust system under pressure, they pass through the hole, generating a whistling sound. This fad began within the Oakland Afro-American community…”

Black people, as we know, love attention. Nothing says attention like a whistle tip creating a deafening noise that would give the alien ships from War of the Worlds a run for the their money.

The noise so infuriated people that the decision was made to silence Black people’s imaginative invention once and for all:

“As their sole purpose is to create very loud noises that often disturb the peace, whistle tips have received negative publicity, especially among the residents of certain locations where they are prevalent. In 2002, San Leandro, California redrafted its noise ordinance to ban the devices and the Oakland Police Department began cracking down on them by interpreting state laws as including tinkering with mufflers.

“The Berkeley City Council supported a measure by Assemblywoman Wilma Chan (D-Alameda) introduced a bill into the California State Assembly in 2003 which would effectively ban whistle tips in California. The bill was passed 22-15 by the state senate and then signed into law by Governor Gray Davis, going into effect on January 1, 2004. While violators will be subject to fines of $250 and businesses that install them can be fined up to $1,000, surcharges and enforcement fees will bring it up to $850 and $3,400.”

Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes silenced whistle tips, one of the most powerful inventions in Black people’s canon of inventions, that has now been silenced by the envious white power structure.

Thankfully, Black people still have out-Homered Homer Simpson in hideous cars, but they have lost whistle tips and will be forced to invent another noise maker to make up for this inexcusable loss.

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• Category: Race/Ethnicity • Tags: Black People, Cars, Making it Rain, Noise, Rims 
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  1. Anonymous [AKA "Spartan24"] says:

    These two are about the dimmest bulbs that I have ever seen! Noise, bling and anything else to get attention, it is all pretty childish if you ask me, as if Blacks that are into this stuff have never really gotten past the brightly colored and noisy toys of childhood.

  2. I kinda like the idea. I mean you can hear a black coming a mile away. This would make it much easier to chase down the guy that just stole your TV.

  3. They can get the same effect by sticking their heads out of the window!

  4. I don't really have anything to add other than: dumb, dumb, dumb, f-ing negroids.

  5. cuz they go woo woo like alarm clok

  6. if we had only picked our own cotton…

  7. Anonymous [AKA "Bub Rub"] says:

    The whistle go woooooooooooooooooooo

  8. I like how the mulatta newscaster was so excited to talk about it and deceitfully tells us that it's the new rage among "kids," when it's really something that only ghetto Negroes do.

    Honestly, this clip is so surreal and ridiculous you'd think it would be out of the movie Idiocracy. Itz real, dawg!

  9. We gots it for deco-ration mo fo! That's only in the mo-ning. Woooo-woooooooooooooo!

  10. ……..this website is = to nazi's……you're comments are equal to hitler………..you all must die

  11. You all should get a life n start stuffin graham crackers up your a**. An if you caucasian people knew how many times we got you all's flat a** out of deep sh*t, you should eat my sh*t.

  12. F*** all ya'll

  13. It sounds like a bunch of Rasist White Devils, you should all die a long painful Deaths, assholes

  14. Long live this wonderful blog.

  15. This is such a hilarious video.. "It's only in tha mo'nin, you know, when you gotta be up cookin eggs or sumpin for somebody"

  16. "Rasist White Devils" HAhahaaa, go back to school idiot, better yet, get your black ass back in my cotton field!!

  17. Anonymous • Disclaimer says:

    shut the fuck you white ass bitches if you are gonna be racist then wow you obviously have no lives you just mad cuz we got a black president I hope he kills off all you racist white bitches and the guy who made this post is Lil Waynes bitch in the pen! FUCK THE RACIST WHITES! POWER TO DA PEOPLE!

  18. black people……..HA

  19. the president is HALF black because all you stupid blacks voted for his dumbass. he's ruining america just like you!

  20. Anonymous • Disclaimer says:

    Man fuck black people. They are ignorant, selfish, retarded, stinky, obnoxious, thieves and drug addicts.(not all but, the majority) I can careless what black people like. "Black people are an interesting subject matter" Really? The "civilized" black people I know do not act like that. This article is stereotypical.

  21. Anonymous • Disclaimer says:

    I think its funny how you whites made the biggest mistake in your lifes by bringing the blacks to your dream land and now you cant get over the same people you brought here. And to top it off thats what happens when you have power you make mistakes that you have to live with. We are here now and the only thing you can do is talkshit but we aint worried we just want some of yall white money and thanks for bringing us here and sharing your world with us.

  22. Black people should thank white people everyday for slavery.
    If not for slavery, black people would be living in huts in the jungle, instead of collecting welfare and food stamps and sitting in an air-conditioned section 8 apartment.

  23. Anonymous • Disclaimer says:

    It never seams to stop amazing me how ignorant people are black or white all I have to say is be very careful what you do or how you treat people because if you don't believe in a higher power than believe in karma because in the end the first Will be Last and the Last Shall be First words to live by …….

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