congrats –

you have squared the circle.

[This comment was posted under the pseudonym, “Rachesthewretch”.  I am publishing it with this note prepended, but otherwise unedited, to show off:  It is an old rule on the Internet that when hostile trolls name themselves after you, it means that you have arrived!

Moreover, according to The Unz Review’s comment policy, sockpuppetting is streng verboten.  If this commentator has other handle(s) and they are caught, I want for this comment, with this note, to be merged into the commentator’s main history, so that everyone can see how obsessed he is with me.  Furthermore, it will be awesome to see “AKA Rachesthewretch” show up next to some idiot’s name—or if he is new here, he is now permanently stuck with “Rachesthewretch” as his name!  It is good advertising for me.  For my other haters, I note that “I hate Raches!” and “Raches is a mean bitch!” are still available as commentator pseudonyms at The Unz Review.

For further improvements, please be advised that my official branding is “Proems, by Raches”.  Next time, perhaps consider something like “Proemssucks” or “Proemsisstupid” to help make the Proems brand go viral.

Although I do not authorize these uses of my names and marks, I cannot stop non-confusable parody names made to criticize me.  So, I may as well exploit them for purposes of guerrilla marketing—and for the lulz.  Thanks.  —Raches. ®]

A semi-idiotic egomaniac.