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Never have so many won so many accolades for so few real achievements on the world stage. That about sums up the Olympics 2021 — or, as I call them, the O-limp-ics 2021. Indeed, the time has come to retire the hallowed motto of the Games: “Faster, Higher, Stronger.”

In our modern age, it’s: “Woker, Weaker, Loser.”

Take Megan Rapinoe, please. The infamously pink-purple-haired captain of the U.S. women’s soccer team teared up after America’s 1-0 loss to Canada, which hadn’t beaten the U.S. since 2001. “This sucks,” she lamented in a post-defeat TV interview on USA Network. “It sucks.” With a runny nose and watery eyes leaking, she complained: “I don’t think I’ve ever lost to Canada, so it’s a bitter one.”

Well, she is certainly a bitter one, ain’t she? Perhaps if Moany Megan had spent more time running drills on the field instead of running her mouth about Black Lives Matter or gender politics or her hatred for former President Donald Trump, she’d be on the gold medal stand instead of out in the cold. Good riddance.

Then there’s Laurel Hubbard, the New Zealand weightlifter hailed not for her victories but for being the “first out transgender woman to compete in the 125-year history of the Olympics.” Hubbard’s first outing consisted of failing not once, not twice, but three times to lift at 120 kilograms and 125 kilograms. Never mind. She’s already “made Olympic history” and become an “inspiration” for “young people” to “be their authentic selves.”

Three failed lifts? Woo-hoo! Bucket list items checked off! Now, Hubbard says, “it’s probably time for me to start thinking about hanging up the boots.” Talk about resting on your, um, laurels.

(Meanwhile, the actual victor and natural-born female in Hubbard’s event, China’s Li Wenwen, set three Olympic records as she won the gold medal. But, hey, who’s keeping track of the winners?)

Next up, Simone Biles: After bailing on her teammates last week and then withdrawing from the individual all-around competition as well as event finals in uneven bars, vault and floor, the acclaimed gymnast squeaked out a bronze on beam on Tuesday. She lost out to two Chinese athletes who don’t have the celebrity distractions of social media, Sports Illustrated photo shoots, and endorsement deals with Nike, Hershey’s, Kellogg’s, Visa, United Airlines, Uber Eats, Mattress Firm and Beats by Dre that Biles has racked up.

Who needs medals when you’ve got $5 million in glistening lucrative contracts hanging around your neck?

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It’s getting more and more difficult not to root against American Olympians who’ve turned the medal stand into their own personal grandstands. According to The New York Times, several militant athletes have been plotting for weeks to hijack the Games. U.S. shot-putter Raven Saunders, who won a silver, told the newspaper she raised her arms and crossed them in an “X” as a predetermined symbol to represent “unity with oppressed people” and “the intersection of where all people who are oppressed meet.”

Never mind her physical accomplishments. What really matters is that the 25-year-old is taking a stand for “people who are Black, L.G.B.T.Q. and those who have struggled with mental health as she has,” the Times reported. She said she wanted “to be me, to not apologize.”

What a sorry example of Olympic competition. You’ve got one job: win. If you can’t cut it, find a different calling, and share your troubles with a therapist, not the world. Sheesh.

The bad news is there will be five more days for Saunders’ fellow co-conspirators to woke-ify the world stage. Her compatriot and victim of oppression, American fencer Race Imboden, flashed “a black X with a circle around it on his hand during the medal ceremony for the foil competition on Sunday.” American hammer thrower and tantrum thrower Gwen Berry, who turned away from the flag in June during the Olympic trials, is still set to compete; so is an American sprinter named Noah Lyles, who “often wears a black glove and raises his fist on the track before his races,” according to the Times.

The O-limp-ics 2021 are proof-positive that spoiled American athletes top the planet in self-absorption, narcissism and entitlement. Take a bow.

 
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  1. Simone Biles achieved what she wanted all along — to make the Olympics all about her. She did that by quitting. Some unlucky amateur athlete was pushed off the team to make way for this entitled princess. What a shame. And by the way, that bronze for balance beam was a consolation prize in a sport that ranks second only to figure skating as having the most subjective scoring in the games (okay, maybe diving as well), a gift from the Olympic committee, nothing more.

  2. I didn’t cheer against the American athletes. I simply didn’t watch the O’s.

    • Replies: @goldgettin
    @Abolish_public_education

    Hammer throwing,softball...what's next beach ball bouncing for the retards?
    And of course,no coverage of the military olympics ,or book deals.
    Lower the bar to alcoholic prozac abusers to compete.It might
    actually increase viewership?This ship of state needs a new captain.
    We were supposed to avoid foreign entanglements.The super ego won't allow it.
    Something will keep happening.Hopefully.These are dangerous times. Prai$e...

  3. @Abolish_public_education
    I didn't cheer against the American athletes. I simply didn't watch the O's.

    Replies: @goldgettin

    Hammer throwing,softball…what’s next beach ball bouncing for the retards?
    And of course,no coverage of the military olympics ,or book deals.
    Lower the bar to alcoholic prozac abusers to compete.It might
    actually increase viewership?This ship of state needs a new captain.
    We were supposed to avoid foreign entanglements.The super ego won’t allow it.
    Something will keep happening.Hopefully.These are dangerous times. Prai$e…

  4. The O-limp-ics 2021 are proof-positive that spoiled American athletes top the planet in self-absorption, narcissism and entitlement.

    Who better to represent the Exceptional! nation?

    Before moving into family values, sportsball, and similar clickbait, Mrs. Malkin was cheerleading at Uncle Sam’s away games. If she thinks more about how the one in Afghanistan has turned out, perhaps she won’t help monger any more.

  5. Then some Democrats are saying we need more IMMIGRANTS, so we can win more medals….
    Who are these immigrants, athletes who can’t make their own national team….
    The Commies in DC have gotten so mental, they believe we have to take true athletes from other countries, shows their true attitude toward their own voters…..

  6. Aside from the spoiled brats of the US behaving badly, it seems that the Olympics is also an idea which seems to have run its course. Altius, Fortius, Citius seems to have given way to too many activities in which horses are performing and ‘athletes’ are getting rewards. Several years ago Bridge was included for a short period. How athletic is Bridge to require dope testing?

  7. I agree completely, Mrs. Malkin, but I wouldn’t single out these ’21 games only. However, I am glad to see you call them the 2021 games, because that’s when they freakin’ WERE, as opposed to all the signage. (Were they out of money for new signs and displays?)

    I think the Olympics were originally about INDIVIDUAL sports. Team sports aren’t really in the spirit of the original Olympics.

    My 10 y/o kid watched one hour or so, as a treat while we were traveling, but instead of swimming there was woman’s BB on. That’s all we saw of the whole thing, or I should say, he did, as I got busy writing this Peak Stupidity blog post of my impressions instead.

  8. And nations spend billions to host this ridiculous parade of prima donnas, malcontents and chemically altered freaks to engage in showboating?

    What for? I’d give Usain Bolt a 10 meter head start and let him race against my Irish Setter to reach a Big Mac 100 meters away and I guarantee you my dog would be eating the Big Mac before the Jamaican Ape would be hitting the tape

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