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From the Washington Post news section:

Woman suspected of killing doppelganger to fake her own death

By Victoria Bisset
January 31, 2023 at 10:18 a.m. EST

… The case of the German Iraqi woman living in the southern city of Ingolstadt, named as Shahraban K. by German newspaper Bild, has shocked many in Germany. Her parents had traveled from Munich to Ingolstadt to find her after she stopped answering their calls — and found her car and the body on Aug. 16.

Police began investigating and issued an initial statement about a homicide, saying it appeared the woman had been the “victim of a violent crime.” But doubts quickly emerged about her identity as DNA and fingerprint evidence from the victim did not match that of the missing woman, and as police heard “rumors” that the missing woman had been seen driving around the local area, police spokesperson Andreas Aichele said in an interview.

A day later, police determined “completely new circumstances” in the course of their investigation and arrested the missing 23-year-old, alongside a 23-year-old Kosovan man, on suspicion of homicide, police said in a statement.

The victim has been named in German media as Algerian Khadija O., also 23, whom investigators say looked “strikingly similar” to the missing woman.

At the time, authorities did not give a motive for the killing.

Now they believe that the suspects came up with a plan to find someone who could pass for the young woman, “who wanted to go into hiding because of a family dispute” and therefore decided to fake her own death, according to a statement released by the prosecutor Monday.

Police say they believe that the suspect “chatted with several young women” who looked similar to her online and attempted to lure them into a meeting through false promises.

On Aug. 16, the two suspects traveled to the Heilbronn area, in the neighboring state of Baden-Württemberg, to pick up the victim from her home, police said. They then took her to a wooded area and stabbed her multiple times before driving back to Ingolstadt, where they left the body in the back of the vehicle.

This is rather reminiscent of Nabokov’s 1934 Russian-language novel Despair set in Germany in which the narrator hires a homeless man whom he sees as his doppelganger to pretend to be him and then the narrator murders the hireling to collect his own life insurance money. Like in Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky (whom Nabokov despised), the narrator thinks his perfect crime is a work of art.

But … spoiler alert … the narrator/murderer, who is not quite right in the head, is the only person in the world who thinks the bum looks like him. So when the cops find an unknown dead man dressed in the narrator’s clothes, they go looking for the narrator to ask him a few questions.

It’s something of a parody of Crime and Punishment. Nabokov, whose father was murdered, didn’t like murderers and didn’t think much of them, and didn’t like Dostoevsky going so deep into one’s head in C & P. But that’s kind of a self-defeating premise for a novel.

It’s an okay novel, but it’s clearly practice for Nabokov’s later flawed narrators in his English-language books, such as Charles Kinbote, a mad college professor who believes he is Charles the Beloved, exiled king of Zembla, in Pale Fire.

 
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  1. I like your quiz show fueled Connections. But how do you bother reading the paper? I fell out of that years ago.

    • Replies: @slumber_j
    @Anonymous


    I like your quiz show fueled Connections.
     
    And I dig your James Burke reference. As you (perhaps inadvertently?) indicate, sometimes things just remind people of other things.

    Anyway, Steve's point about Nabokov's distaste for Crime & Punishment is news to me, and interesting. I read it as a freshman in high school and really didn't like how it got in my head. Weirdly my daughter is reading Crime & Punishment now, and just yesterday I was telling her about my long-ago unpleasant experience with the book. I hadn't thought about that for many years.

    Replies: @International Jew

  2. It would have been a clever plan . . . in 1884, or so. But had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records? I guess they don’t have those CSI shows in Germany.

    • Agree: Achmed E. Newman
    • Replies: @Reg Cæsar
    @Hypnotoad666


    I guess they don’t have those CSI shows in Germany.
     
    Not on the Arabic-language channel, anyway.
    , @AndrewR
    @Hypnotoad666

    I don't know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it's a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has. Germany's crime rate has been much lower, presumably even after Merkel's Million Muslim Migration, so they probably don't have much psychological need to cope by watching stories of criminals getting nabbed by the law.

    Replies: @Achmed E. Newman

    , @dearieme
    @Hypnotoad666

    had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records?

    Many Moslems don't believe in educating their daughters.

    Replies: @Art Deco

  3. Hey Steve, speaking of doppelgängers, there’s a murder trial going on in New York right now, featuring a Russian lady. I have a good friend from law school who is actually involved in trial.

    https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/viktoria-nasyrova-left-dna-behind-in-poison-cheesecake-cake-ada/

    • Replies: @bomag
    @PaceLaw

    Russians have a thing about poisoning people.

    , @Mr. Anon
    @PaceLaw

    At least these vibrant foreigners won't leave us bereft of interesting Hitchcockian crimes. Dateline would get pretty boring with nothing but middle-American oafs who offed their spouses.

    I wonder if that Viktoria Nasyrova woman was fast-tracked for her visa? We've got to fill that vital labor force demand for dominatrices. When Russia sends us its scheming S&M sex-workers / identity thieves / poisoners, they're just not sending their best.

  4. Also! Ugandan woman who didn’t quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    • Replies: @AndrewR
    @HammerJack

    Did your parents raise you to be such a disgusting person or is this a form of rebellion against them?

    10 million dollars is a drop in the bucket of the federal budget, and of course no amount of money could bring her back or compensate for the trauma of her loved ones, especially her husband who was drenched in her blood. But the government has no excuse to not do proper maintenance in national parks.

    Replies: @bomag

    , @JR Ewing
    @HammerJack

    I'm not sure it was because "she didn't know how pipe gates work". The gate was unsecured and the wind blew the gate into car while they were driving. She was just sitting in the passenger seat and was decapitated. Pretty gruesome and pretty negligent. It also sounds like there were similar, less lethal, accidents and the park service knew well that leaving the gate unsecured like that was dangerous.

    , @Achmed E. Newman
    @HammerJack

    This is precisely why the Founders specified the right to a speedy trial. They say decapitated heads can still testify for hours later.

    , @Art Deco
    @HammerJack

    Also! Ugandan woman who didn’t quite understand how metal pipe gates work

    I gather you fancy metal pipe gates should work like this:


    Attorneys for Ms Nakajjigo’s family argued that the US National Park Service were negligent for not securing a metal traffic control gate that whipped around in high winds and sliced through the car’s passenger door, instantly killing her.

    Replies: @Achmed E. Newman

    , @Alfa158
    @HammerJack

    Many years ago I was on a civil lawsuit jury involving a swinging gate just like that, but luckily no one was seriously hurt. A group of musicians had finished a recording session on a rap album, drove to the beach to party and stayed late into the night. When they drove from the parking lot up to the street they found the gate had been closed and locked for the night. They got out to figure out what to do and decided to use their rental car to push on the swinging pole until the chain and lock snapped. They then swung the gate open, but instead of swinging it in, swung it outward into the street. A car going past hit the pole sending it flying back in and mowing everyone down.
    The couple in the car and all the musicians sued the County for failing to engineer the swinging gate so that it couldn’t be forced to swing out instead of just in. Many neck braces in that courtroom. The plaintiffs in the party were understandably vague about what actually happened alleging they went to the beach, something, something, the vicious steel pole came flying out of nowhere and mowed them down. The very sharp attorney for the County had to tease out the details. Plaintiffs attorney in voir dire asked us if we would be prejudiced about one of the plaintiffs not being in court to testify because he had subsequently been sent to Folsom to do a stretch on an unrelated matter. An expert witness on automobiles and accidents presented an analysis of the physics of the incident during which he gave the expert testimony that the large American car with two passengers in it would have weighed about 2400 pounds.
    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    Replies: @kaganovitch, @Joe Stalin, @HammerJack

    , @Anonymous Jew
    @HammerJack

    To be clear, I don’t like excessive damages or African immigrants, and I don’t want to sound like Tiny Duck but….the car appears to have been driven by a White Frenchman.

  5. Also a film starring Dirk Bogarde, by Visconti (I think), Despair. Otchayanie in Russian. Okay novel is an accurate assessment.

    • Replies: @Joe S.Walker
    @Pseudopodcast

    Fassbinder, one of his few films with a star in the lead.

  6. @Hypnotoad666
    It would have been a clever plan . . . in 1884, or so. But had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records? I guess they don't have those CSI shows in Germany.

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar, @AndrewR, @dearieme

    I guess they don’t have those CSI shows in Germany.

    Not on the Arabic-language channel, anyway.

  7. That’s a pretty vibrant story. I’m sure the Bavarians are amused.

    • Replies: @kaganovitch
    @The Last Real Calvinist

    Der Spiegel is doubtless burning the midnight oil figuring out how this is really Thilo Sarrazin's fault.

    Replies: @Nicholas Stix, @bomag

  8. If you can’t find a doppelganger, manufacture one: In The Teeth Of The Evidence, by Dorothy L. Sayers (link) (a short story. Yes, pre-DNA-analysis).

    For fun, look up “the Rouse case” mentioned in the story.

    • Replies: @Sam Hildebrand
    @Veracitor

    The 1979 novel “By Reason of Insanity” takes manufacturing a doppelgänger to the extreme. This novel is not for the faint of heart.


    http://toomuchhorrorfiction.blogspot.com/2020/05/by-reason-of-insanity-by-shane-stevens.html

  9. @The Last Real Calvinist
    That's a pretty vibrant story. I'm sure the Bavarians are amused.

    Replies: @kaganovitch

    Der Spiegel is doubtless burning the midnight oil figuring out how this is really Thilo Sarrazin’s fault.

    • Agree: neutral
    • Replies: @Nicholas Stix
    @kaganovitch

    [Smile]

    , @bomag
    @kaganovitch

    Don't know whether to Agree; LOL; or Thank.

  10. Doppel Indemnity

    • LOL: Cortes
  11. Here’s a similar case from the US involving Russian immigrants https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/viktoria-nasyrova-left-dna-behind-in-poison-cheesecake-cake-ada/. Apparently the poisoner, who failed to kill her victim, intended to steal the lookalike friend’s identity.

  12. @kaganovitch
    @The Last Real Calvinist

    Der Spiegel is doubtless burning the midnight oil figuring out how this is really Thilo Sarrazin's fault.

    Replies: @Nicholas Stix, @bomag

    [Smile]

  13. I saw the picture, which starred Paul Henreid and Joan Bennett.

    What the hell kind of journalism is this, where they refuse to report the dead vic and the living perps’ respective names? Why should we believe this isn’t all a work of fiction?

    Even when the dead vic is a child, you still provide the complete name.

    • Replies: @Peter Lund
    @Nicholas Stix

    Not in Germany, no :(

  14. • Replies: @AndrewR
    @rebel yell

    Shorty should have dropped the knife but many cops really will use any excuse at all to kill people. It's sad this issue has become a catalyst for racial division instead of real cultural and political reform.

    Replies: @Greta Handel

    , @danand
    @rebel yell

    The apparently Toyota enamored family revealed this little tidbit concerning Lowe’s “no leg to stand on” condition:

    “Yatoya Toy, Lowe's older sister, identified the man running from police as her brother. She said his legs had been amputated after an altercation with law enforcement in Texas, although the family has no more information about that incident.”

    Aside: waiting for wife to collect passport today, was ‘round the block of San Francisco’s Department of Public Heath. Though having seen it in videos, it was a new experience to “very own eyes 👀” witness “folks” needling substances into thighs above pulled down to the knees pants; followed by slow motion crumpling to pavement. Several police cruisers sailed past as I sat parked…can total dystopia be far off?

    , @astrolabe
    @rebel yell

    It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
    Would it be offensive to suggest the introduction of tranquilliser darts?

    , @Anonymous
    @rebel yell

    Trying to think of a comment for this story. But for once I am stumped.

    Replies: @epebble

    , @obwandiyag
    @rebel yell

    Support your local police.

    , @Dmon
    @rebel yell

    Hey - double amputees can still be dangerous.

    https://youtu.be/ZmInkxbvlCs

  15. It worked for Mary Ann Simpson in Body Heat.

  16. I suppose Shahraban’s parents were unhappy about her association with her Kosovar boyfriend. And clearly they were right.

    • Replies: @YetAnotherAnon
    @International Jew

    It was obviously well worth bombing all those Serbs so that Kosovans could be free (to leave Kosovo and murder people elsewhere).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_bombing_of_Yugoslavia


    The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) carried out an aerial bombing campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War. The air strikes lasted from 24 March 1999 to 10 June 1999. The bombings continued until an agreement was reached that led to the withdrawal of Yugoslav armed forces from Kosovo...

    The NATO air forces also targeted infrastructure, such as power plants (using the BLU-114/B "Soft-Bomb"), water-processing plants and the state-owned broadcaster, causing much environmental and economic damage throughout Yugoslavia.
     

    Hmm. Isn't that what Russia only did to Ukraine after 9 months of war and the attack on Kerch? AFAIK they've left the water supply alone.

    Yugoslavia refused to sign the Rambouillet Accords, which among other things called for 30,000 NATO peacekeeping troops in Kosovo; an unhindered right of passage for NATO troops on Yugoslav territory; and immunity for NATO and its agents to Yugoslav law; the right to use local roads, ports, railways, and airports without payment and requisition public facilities for its use free of cost.
     

    Replies: @International Jew

  17. More details and pictures here.

  18. So, an Iraqi and a Kossovan murder an Algerian in Germany.

    Truly a tale of the modern world.

    • Agree: The Anti-Gnostic
  19. To paraphrase an early 19th century English traveller, academic and public lecturer in the United States, on being asked to give his opinion on potential improvements in the he nation,
    “Every Iraqi should murder an Algerian and be hanged for it”.

  20. On the one hand, Arabs like to do the most pointless things in the most convoluted way. On the other, native German criminals include homosexual cannibals. Is this a step up?

    • Replies: @EdwardM
    @J.Ross


    Arabs like to do the most pointless things in the most convoluted way.
     
    Very good description of the culture. Indians too; they seemed to have passed this influence onto the workings of the government and business world in the GCC at least.
    , @Bardon Kaldian
    @J.Ross

    Germans are, when it comes to psycho-disgusting crime, not over-represented.

    I think that psycho champions are Mestizos/whites from Latin America, Japanese & Chinese. Russians and Ukrainians are also well represented.

  21. @Nicholas Stix
    I saw the picture, which starred Paul Henreid and Joan Bennett.

    What the hell kind of journalism is this, where they refuse to report the dead vic and the living perps' respective names? Why should we believe this isn't all a work of fiction?

    Even when the dead vic is a child, you still provide the complete name.

    Replies: @Peter Lund

    Not in Germany, no 🙁

  22. @Hypnotoad666
    It would have been a clever plan . . . in 1884, or so. But had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records? I guess they don't have those CSI shows in Germany.

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar, @AndrewR, @dearieme

    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has. Germany’s crime rate has been much lower, presumably even after Merkel’s Million Muslim Migration, so they probably don’t have much psychological need to cope by watching stories of criminals getting nabbed by the law.

    • Agree: Bardon Kaldian
    • Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
    @AndrewR


    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has.
     
    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with "doppelganger".) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Steve Sailer may have wanted to reference Nabokov and Dostoevsky in order to show that he's a literary guy too among other things, but he'd have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it? (I hope Angel Martin is in it - the actor died recently, BTW.)

    Replies: @ChrisZ, @Sam Hildebrand, @Mr. Anon, @James J. O'Meara

  23. No fake deaths needed here:

    Steve’s favorite topic in Steve’s favorite City: Lots more for everyone!

    The crime rate in Chicago has spiked by 61 percent in the first three weeks of 2023, with almost all crime segments registering an increase, with data coming at a time when the state’s governor insists that crime in the city is decreasing.

    https://www.theepochtimes.com/chicago-crime-rises-61-percent-in-2023-violent-offenses-spike-while-governor-insists-crime-coming-down_5014788.html#new_tab

    • Replies: @jimmyriddle
    @Bill Jones

    Chicago woman stabs a stranger. Gets bailed for $2k. Immediately goes on another stabbing spree. Bail upped to $20k.

    https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/chicago-woman-randomly-stabbed-4-people-while-on-bail-for-randomly-stabbing-a-woman-in-bucktown-prosecutors-say.html

    Replies: @Peter Akuleyev

  24. @HammerJack
    Also! Ugandan woman who didn't quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fe/50/bf/fe50bff5491452181fb0cd656b439e39.jpg

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    Replies: @AndrewR, @JR Ewing, @Achmed E. Newman, @Art Deco, @Alfa158, @Anonymous Jew

    Did your parents raise you to be such a disgusting person or is this a form of rebellion against them?

    10 million dollars is a drop in the bucket of the federal budget, and of course no amount of money could bring her back or compensate for the trauma of her loved ones, especially her husband who was drenched in her blood. But the government has no excuse to not do proper maintenance in national parks.

    • LOL: Legba
    • Replies: @bomag
    @AndrewR

    10 million dollars is a drop in the bucket of the federal budget

    Not a good argument.

    the government has no excuse to not do proper maintenance in national parks.

    Maybe the workers and supervisors for that particular item should be on the hook. Problematic that an amorphous blob known as "taxpayer" is supposed to pay; suffer; and somehow not let it happen again.

    Replies: @AndrewR

  25. @rebel yell
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1620463087504723969

    Replies: @AndrewR, @danand, @astrolabe, @Anonymous, @obwandiyag, @Dmon

    Shorty should have dropped the knife but many cops really will use any excuse at all to kill people. It’s sad this issue has become a catalyst for racial division instead of real cultural and political reform.

    • Agree: kaganovitch
    • Replies: @Greta Handel
    @AndrewR

    If someone were to take down all the “racial division instead of real cultural and political reform” flypaper, what attractions would be left at The Unz Review?

  26. @rebel yell
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1620463087504723969

    Replies: @AndrewR, @danand, @astrolabe, @Anonymous, @obwandiyag, @Dmon

    The apparently Toyota enamored family revealed this little tidbit concerning Lowe’s “no leg to stand on” condition:

    “Yatoya Toy, Lowe’s older sister, identified the man running from police as her brother. She said his legs had been amputated after an altercation with law enforcement in Texas, although the family has no more information about that incident.”

    Aside: waiting for wife to collect passport today, was ‘round the block of San Francisco’s Department of Public Heath. Though having seen it in videos, it was a new experience to “very own eyes 👀” witness “folks” needling substances into thighs above pulled down to the knees pants; followed by slow motion crumpling to pavement. Several police cruisers sailed past as I sat parked…can total dystopia be far off?

  27. @J.Ross
    On the one hand, Arabs like to do the most pointless things in the most convoluted way. On the other, native German criminals include homosexual cannibals. Is this a step up?

    Replies: @EdwardM, @Bardon Kaldian

    Arabs like to do the most pointless things in the most convoluted way.

    Very good description of the culture. Indians too; they seemed to have passed this influence onto the workings of the government and business world in the GCC at least.

  28. @International Jew
    I suppose Shahraban's parents were unhappy about her association with her Kosovar boyfriend. And clearly they were right.

    Replies: @YetAnotherAnon

    It was obviously well worth bombing all those Serbs so that Kosovans could be free (to leave Kosovo and murder people elsewhere).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_bombing_of_Yugoslavia

    The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) carried out an aerial bombing campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War. The air strikes lasted from 24 March 1999 to 10 June 1999. The bombings continued until an agreement was reached that led to the withdrawal of Yugoslav armed forces from Kosovo…

    The NATO air forces also targeted infrastructure, such as power plants (using the BLU-114/B “Soft-Bomb”), water-processing plants and the state-owned broadcaster, causing much environmental and economic damage throughout Yugoslavia.

    Hmm. Isn’t that what Russia only did to Ukraine after 9 months of war and the attack on Kerch? AFAIK they’ve left the water supply alone.

    Yugoslavia refused to sign the Rambouillet Accords, which among other things called for 30,000 NATO peacekeeping troops in Kosovo; an unhindered right of passage for NATO troops on Yugoslav territory; and immunity for NATO and its agents to Yugoslav law; the right to use local roads, ports, railways, and airports without payment and requisition public facilities for its use free of cost.

    • Replies: @International Jew
    @YetAnotherAnon

    The Yugoslav wars were our great misguided moral crusade of the late 90s. Today it's Ukraine.

  29. @rebel yell
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1620463087504723969

    Replies: @AndrewR, @danand, @astrolabe, @Anonymous, @obwandiyag, @Dmon

    It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
    Would it be offensive to suggest the introduction of tranquilliser darts?

  30. the narrator thinks his perfect crime is a work of art

    This immediately reminded me of the Idaho college murders. The suspect, a grad student in criminal justice, probably thought he was to big-brain to get caught by the local yokels in Moscow.

    • Agree: Muggles
    • Replies: @prosa123
    @Jon

    This immediately reminded me of the Idaho college murders. The suspect, a grad student in criminal justice, probably thought he was to big-brain to get caught by the local yokels in Moscow.

    Yet it did not occur to him that:

    1) The local yokel police department could seek FBI assistance.
    2) Even in a fairly small community surveillance cameras are everywhere.
    3) Cell phone records enable tracing a person's whereabouts.

    He may have been aware of advances in DNA tracing, but probably didn't realize DNA could be extracted from the knife sheath he accidentally left behind.

    Replies: @J.Ross, @James J. O'Meara

  31. @HammerJack
    Also! Ugandan woman who didn't quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fe/50/bf/fe50bff5491452181fb0cd656b439e39.jpg

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    Replies: @AndrewR, @JR Ewing, @Achmed E. Newman, @Art Deco, @Alfa158, @Anonymous Jew

    I’m not sure it was because “she didn’t know how pipe gates work”. The gate was unsecured and the wind blew the gate into car while they were driving. She was just sitting in the passenger seat and was decapitated. Pretty gruesome and pretty negligent. It also sounds like there were similar, less lethal, accidents and the park service knew well that leaving the gate unsecured like that was dangerous.

    • Agree: Paul Jolliffe
  32. @HammerJack
    Also! Ugandan woman who didn't quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fe/50/bf/fe50bff5491452181fb0cd656b439e39.jpg

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    Replies: @AndrewR, @JR Ewing, @Achmed E. Newman, @Art Deco, @Alfa158, @Anonymous Jew

    This is precisely why the Founders specified the right to a speedy trial. They say decapitated heads can still testify for hours later.

  33. @AndrewR
    @Hypnotoad666

    I don't know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it's a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has. Germany's crime rate has been much lower, presumably even after Merkel's Million Muslim Migration, so they probably don't have much psychological need to cope by watching stories of criminals getting nabbed by the law.

    Replies: @Achmed E. Newman

    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has.

    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with “doppelganger”.) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Steve Sailer may have wanted to reference Nabokov and Dostoevsky in order to show that he’s a literary guy too among other things, but he’d have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it? (I hope Angel Martin is in it – the actor died recently, BTW.)

    • Replies: @ChrisZ
    @Achmed E. Newman

    Angel Martin (Stuart Margolin) died? May he rest in peace. I loved that character, too, Achmed. He was ubiquitous on TV in the ‘70s. Did a million episodes of “Love, American Style”—or so it seemed.

    Replies: @Achmed E. Newman

    , @Sam Hildebrand
    @Achmed E. Newman


    but he’d have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it?
     
    The doppelgänger plot was a required episode in any crime/sci-fi TV series in the 60s, 70s and 80s.


    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3AfrikLKLyU/XO7iIYi2dqI/AAAAAAAAAcw/iIQsCHXbNTgdeMmO72xuY_5Iz45LlFTCwCLcBGAs/s1600/doubles%2Bkate.jpg

    Replies: @Peter D. Bredon

    , @Mr. Anon
    @Achmed E. Newman


    (I hope Angel Martin is in it – the actor died recently, BTW.)
     
    Ah, c'mon Jimbo, don't tell me that! You're killin' me man! You're killin' me!

    Seriously, Stuart Margolin was great in The Rockford Files. He was in Kelley's Heroes too, in a much more subdued roll. He had the best nervous voice in the business. RIP.

    Replies: @Muggles

    , @James J. O'Meara
    @Achmed E. Newman


    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with “doppelganger”.) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.
     
    Yes, and let's not forget the Krimi genre, as German as the Italian giallo.

    What the hell is “krimi”? A jaunt around the internet brought me up to speed: krimi is a particular style of crime thriller from Germany, frequently based on, or riffing on, or ripping off, the novels of Edgar Wallace. (The prolific genre also adapted many of the crime novels of Wallace’s son Bryan.) The films began around 1959, with The Fellowship Of The Frog. https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/10/11/a-genre-between-genres-the-shadow-world-of-german-krimi-films
     
    We have Fellowship of the Ring, they have Fellowship of the Frog.

    Anyway, let's also remember all this goes back to Fritz Lang, whose M and Mabuse films predate the American noir films (which Lang himself contributed to when in exile in Hollywood).

    Speaking of noir, while Steve brings up a lousy novel by the overrated Nabokov, when reading the news story I immediately thought of Jim Thompson, maybe because I just finished his Savage Night.
  34. Considering all the unsolved murders in black communities every year, apparently low-IQ black thugs get away with committing perfect crimes all the time.

  35. @AndrewR
    @rebel yell

    Shorty should have dropped the knife but many cops really will use any excuse at all to kill people. It's sad this issue has become a catalyst for racial division instead of real cultural and political reform.

    Replies: @Greta Handel

    If someone were to take down all the “racial division instead of real cultural and political reform” flypaper, what attractions would be left at The Unz Review?

  36. @J.Ross
    On the one hand, Arabs like to do the most pointless things in the most convoluted way. On the other, native German criminals include homosexual cannibals. Is this a step up?

    Replies: @EdwardM, @Bardon Kaldian

    Germans are, when it comes to psycho-disgusting crime, not over-represented.

    I think that psycho champions are Mestizos/whites from Latin America, Japanese & Chinese. Russians and Ukrainians are also well represented.

  37. @HammerJack
    Also! Ugandan woman who didn't quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fe/50/bf/fe50bff5491452181fb0cd656b439e39.jpg

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    Replies: @AndrewR, @JR Ewing, @Achmed E. Newman, @Art Deco, @Alfa158, @Anonymous Jew

    Also! Ugandan woman who didn’t quite understand how metal pipe gates work

    I gather you fancy metal pipe gates should work like this:

    Attorneys for Ms Nakajjigo’s family argued that the US National Park Service were negligent for not securing a metal traffic control gate that whipped around in high winds and sliced through the car’s passenger door, instantly killing her.

    • Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
    @Art Deco

    My joke was intended in poor taste, of course, but I did go to the article linked to to try to figure out what happened. Thanks for including the explanation, Art.

    I still don't get from that writing whether the gate whipped around right as Ms. Nak' s car passed or if it was open at a 45 degree angle or something, and they came through at night. Was the car stopped?

    Replies: @Greta Handel

  38. “The case of the German Iraqi woman”

    WTF is a German Iraqi?

    Anyway, I am reminded of the very underrated movie Bowfinger, which is probably the last decent movie either Steve Martin or Eddie Murphy made:

  39. @Anonymous
    I like your quiz show fueled Connections. But how do you bother reading the paper? I fell out of that years ago.

    Replies: @slumber_j

    I like your quiz show fueled Connections.

    And I dig your James Burke reference. As you (perhaps inadvertently?) indicate, sometimes things just remind people of other things.

    Anyway, Steve’s point about Nabokov’s distaste for Crime & Punishment is news to me, and interesting. I read it as a freshman in high school and really didn’t like how it got in my head. Weirdly my daughter is reading Crime & Punishment now, and just yesterday I was telling her about my long-ago unpleasant experience with the book. I hadn’t thought about that for many years.

    • Replies: @International Jew
    @slumber_j


    Crime & Punishment...my long-ago unpleasant experience with the book
     
    It's supposed to be unpleasant!
    Me, after C&P I couldn't watch "Pretty Woman" without barfing.

    Replies: @Joe S.Walker

  40. @PaceLaw
    Hey Steve, speaking of doppelgängers, there’s a murder trial going on in New York right now, featuring a Russian lady. I have a good friend from law school who is actually involved in trial.

    https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/viktoria-nasyrova-left-dna-behind-in-poison-cheesecake-cake-ada/

    Replies: @bomag, @Mr. Anon

    Russians have a thing about poisoning people.

  41. @Art Deco
    @HammerJack

    Also! Ugandan woman who didn’t quite understand how metal pipe gates work

    I gather you fancy metal pipe gates should work like this:


    Attorneys for Ms Nakajjigo’s family argued that the US National Park Service were negligent for not securing a metal traffic control gate that whipped around in high winds and sliced through the car’s passenger door, instantly killing her.

    Replies: @Achmed E. Newman

    My joke was intended in poor taste, of course, but I did go to the article linked to to try to figure out what happened. Thanks for including the explanation, Art.

    I still don’t get from that writing whether the gate whipped around right as Ms. Nak’ s car passed or if it was open at a 45 degree angle or something, and they came through at night. Was the car stopped?

    • Replies: @Greta Handel
    @Achmed E. Newman

    Who cares about the facts, other than that she was Ugandan? That’s what tickled your funny bonehead.

    This fascinating sub-thread confirms that Mr. Sailer’s blog is a copium den for disaffected white guys.

    Replies: @obwandiyag, @Achmed E. Newman

  42. @AndrewR
    @HammerJack

    Did your parents raise you to be such a disgusting person or is this a form of rebellion against them?

    10 million dollars is a drop in the bucket of the federal budget, and of course no amount of money could bring her back or compensate for the trauma of her loved ones, especially her husband who was drenched in her blood. But the government has no excuse to not do proper maintenance in national parks.

    Replies: @bomag

    10 million dollars is a drop in the bucket of the federal budget

    Not a good argument.

    the government has no excuse to not do proper maintenance in national parks.

    Maybe the workers and supervisors for that particular item should be on the hook. Problematic that an amorphous blob known as “taxpayer” is supposed to pay; suffer; and somehow not let it happen again.

    • Replies: @AndrewR
    @bomag

    How many people successfully sue the federal government each year, and what is the total sum?

    Replies: @bomag

  43. @kaganovitch
    @The Last Real Calvinist

    Der Spiegel is doubtless burning the midnight oil figuring out how this is really Thilo Sarrazin's fault.

    Replies: @Nicholas Stix, @bomag

    Don’t know whether to Agree; LOL; or Thank.

  44. To add to Steve’s literary references: Ingolstadt figures in “Frankenstein,” as the university town where (IIRC) Victor creates the monster. It’s also a setting in the 1931 Karloff movie.

  45. @Achmed E. Newman
    @AndrewR


    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has.
     
    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with "doppelganger".) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Steve Sailer may have wanted to reference Nabokov and Dostoevsky in order to show that he's a literary guy too among other things, but he'd have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it? (I hope Angel Martin is in it - the actor died recently, BTW.)

    Replies: @ChrisZ, @Sam Hildebrand, @Mr. Anon, @James J. O'Meara

    Angel Martin (Stuart Margolin) died? May he rest in peace. I loved that character, too, Achmed. He was ubiquitous on TV in the ‘70s. Did a million episodes of “Love, American Style”—or so it seemed.

    • Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
    @ChrisZ

    Yeah, I smile when I think about that guy. He and Jim Rockford have me thinking about re-starting the trend of calling people turkeys. I need help from you all, though.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara

  46. @Achmed E. Newman
    @Art Deco

    My joke was intended in poor taste, of course, but I did go to the article linked to to try to figure out what happened. Thanks for including the explanation, Art.

    I still don't get from that writing whether the gate whipped around right as Ms. Nak' s car passed or if it was open at a 45 degree angle or something, and they came through at night. Was the car stopped?

    Replies: @Greta Handel

    Who cares about the facts, other than that she was Ugandan? That’s what tickled your funny bonehead.

    This fascinating sub-thread confirms that Mr. Sailer’s blog is a copium den for disaffected white guys.

    • Replies: @obwandiyag
    @Greta Handel

    You certainly do have a handle on these chumps.

    , @Achmed E. Newman
    @Greta Handel

    J.R. Ewing kindly gave me the information I was missing. Thanks for nuthin'.

  47. @rebel yell
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1620463087504723969

    Replies: @AndrewR, @danand, @astrolabe, @Anonymous, @obwandiyag, @Dmon

    Trying to think of a comment for this story. But for once I am stumped.

    • Replies: @epebble
    @Anonymous

    First time I saw this video, I could not stop noticing how strongly it appeared like a bunch of cruel men are sadistically shooting a scared great ape.

  48. @Hypnotoad666
    It would have been a clever plan . . . in 1884, or so. But had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records? I guess they don't have those CSI shows in Germany.

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar, @AndrewR, @dearieme

    had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records?

    Many Moslems don’t believe in educating their daughters.

    • Replies: @Art Deco
    @dearieme

    That may be true, but it's stopped being common enough to show up in the metrics much. Here's some data from Saudi Arabia in 2018 / 20:

    Literacy rate, female (15+): 96.05%
    Literacy rate, male (15+): 98.62%
    Literacy rate, female (15-24): 99.45%
    Literacy rate, male (15-24): 99.55%
    Completed lower secondary school (female, 25+): 71.27%
    Completed lower secondary school (male, 25+): 80.93%
    Completed upper secondary school (female, 25+): 58.83%
    Completed upper secondary school (male, 25+): 64.46%
    Completed post-secondary (female, 25+): 36.44%
    Completed post-secondary (male, 25+): 38.85%

    NB, the median age of a woman over the age of 25 in Saudi Arabia is around 42 years. The bloc of girls who did not attend to age 15 when their male peers did (about 9.5% of all girls) would have been leaving school around 1990, give or take.

  49. There was a plot line in a recent show where a Mexican drug lord faked his own death in a similar way. In this instance, he had been grooming the unsuspecting doppelgänger for the eventuality, even hiring a dentist to fix his teeth so their dental records matched.

    • Replies: @James J. O'Meara
    @Hapalong Cassidy

    Wait a second, hasn't anyone (including me) referenced Better Call Saul? When Lalo evades Gus' assassins, he goes underground and, along the way, stops off at some house where there's a guy who looks like him is stashed away just for such emergencies; Lalo suggests he shave off his goatee, then kills him and his wife, and plants the body to be ID'd as his. I guess they don't have fingerprints or DNA in Mexico either.

    I think they were doing a kind of call back to the introduction of Angel Eyes in The Good the Bad and the Ugly.

  50. @Achmed E. Newman
    @AndrewR


    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has.
     
    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with "doppelganger".) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Steve Sailer may have wanted to reference Nabokov and Dostoevsky in order to show that he's a literary guy too among other things, but he'd have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it? (I hope Angel Martin is in it - the actor died recently, BTW.)

    Replies: @ChrisZ, @Sam Hildebrand, @Mr. Anon, @James J. O'Meara

    but he’d have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it?

    The doppelgänger plot was a required episode in any crime/sci-fi TV series in the 60s, 70s and 80s.

    • Thanks: Achmed E. Newman
    • Replies: @Peter D. Bredon
    @Sam Hildebrand


    The doppelgänger plot was a required episode in any crime/sci-fi TV series in the 60s, 70s and 80s.
     
    Like characters drinking and smoking, it sure helps with the screenwriting.

    In "The Killer Shrews" the characters spend 80% of their screen time mixing drinks, drinking, and mixing another drink. Oh, and smoking.

    Other directors, like Coleman Francis, will show entire car trips, including parking; otherwise the viewer might be confused about how they got there.

    BTW, nice use of umlauts. Somebody around here still has some respect.

    Replies: @Sam Hildebrand

  51. BTW The latest “Mass Shooting,” this time in Lakeland FL, fits the iSteve formula with 11 wounded but apparently no deaths. The usual drug dispute, doppelgangbangers, not a MAGA white guy in sight.

    But back on topic, I think faking your own death and starting life anew is a common fantasy and thus a staple of crime shows, movies and mystery writing . Ripping off the insurance company is often part of the plan too, of course. (e.g. Five Miles to Midnight, with Tony Perkins and Sophia Loren)

    There’s a clever Mannix where a hard-nosed businessman fakes his own death — in this case to find out who’s really trying to kill him. Joe has his hands full, because everyone hates the guy. When he finally reveals to his estranged wife that he’s very much alive, she barely bats an eye and greets him with “Hello Paul, how were things in Hell?”

    • Replies: @Peter D. Bredon
    @Known Fact


    doppelgangbangers
     
    Nice. They all look alike anyway. Needs umlauts though.
  52. Note that both perp and victim were “beauty” bloggers and so probably didn’t spend much time on any blog dealing with matters more than skin deep.

  53. @PaceLaw
    Hey Steve, speaking of doppelgängers, there’s a murder trial going on in New York right now, featuring a Russian lady. I have a good friend from law school who is actually involved in trial.

    https://nypost.com/2023/01/30/viktoria-nasyrova-left-dna-behind-in-poison-cheesecake-cake-ada/

    Replies: @bomag, @Mr. Anon

    At least these vibrant foreigners won’t leave us bereft of interesting Hitchcockian crimes. Dateline would get pretty boring with nothing but middle-American oafs who offed their spouses.

    I wonder if that Viktoria Nasyrova woman was fast-tracked for her visa? We’ve got to fill that vital labor force demand for dominatrices. When Russia sends us its scheming S&M sex-workers / identity thieves / poisoners, they’re just not sending their best.

  54. @Achmed E. Newman
    @AndrewR


    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has.
     
    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with "doppelganger".) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Steve Sailer may have wanted to reference Nabokov and Dostoevsky in order to show that he's a literary guy too among other things, but he'd have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it? (I hope Angel Martin is in it - the actor died recently, BTW.)

    Replies: @ChrisZ, @Sam Hildebrand, @Mr. Anon, @James J. O'Meara

    (I hope Angel Martin is in it – the actor died recently, BTW.)

    Ah, c’mon Jimbo, don’t tell me that! You’re killin’ me man! You’re killin’ me!

    Seriously, Stuart Margolin was great in The Rockford Files. He was in Kelley’s Heroes too, in a much more subdued roll. He had the best nervous voice in the business. RIP.

    • Agree: Achmed E. Newman
    • Replies: @Muggles
    @Mr. Anon

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year...)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that...

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @ChrisZ, @J.Ross, @Achmed E. Newman, @Anonymous

  55. @HammerJack
    Also! Ugandan woman who didn't quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fe/50/bf/fe50bff5491452181fb0cd656b439e39.jpg

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    Replies: @AndrewR, @JR Ewing, @Achmed E. Newman, @Art Deco, @Alfa158, @Anonymous Jew

    Many years ago I was on a civil lawsuit jury involving a swinging gate just like that, but luckily no one was seriously hurt. A group of musicians had finished a recording session on a rap album, drove to the beach to party and stayed late into the night. When they drove from the parking lot up to the street they found the gate had been closed and locked for the night. They got out to figure out what to do and decided to use their rental car to push on the swinging pole until the chain and lock snapped. They then swung the gate open, but instead of swinging it in, swung it outward into the street. A car going past hit the pole sending it flying back in and mowing everyone down.
    The couple in the car and all the musicians sued the County for failing to engineer the swinging gate so that it couldn’t be forced to swing out instead of just in. Many neck braces in that courtroom. The plaintiffs in the party were understandably vague about what actually happened alleging they went to the beach, something, something, the vicious steel pole came flying out of nowhere and mowed them down. The very sharp attorney for the County had to tease out the details. Plaintiffs attorney in voir dire asked us if we would be prejudiced about one of the plaintiffs not being in court to testify because he had subsequently been sent to Folsom to do a stretch on an unrelated matter. An expert witness on automobiles and accidents presented an analysis of the physics of the incident during which he gave the expert testimony that the large American car with two passengers in it would have weighed about 2400 pounds.
    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    • Replies: @kaganovitch
    @Alfa158

    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    A rap album, eh? Structural Racism at work, my friends.

    , @Joe Stalin
    @Alfa158

    Standard Ghetto Lottery circumstances... like all those police encounters in Chicago where the City settles out-of-court and the City Aldermen proclaim the plaintiffs should have gotten MORE money because money is what the White folks generate so WTF do they care?

    F! the HONKY TAXPAYERS.


    The city of Chicago has become the first in the nation to create a reparations fund for victims of police torture, after the City Council unanimously approved the $5.5 million package.

    The city has already paid more than $100 million in judgments and legal settlements to some victims. The reparations fund will compensate up to 80 others and will provide them counseling, education and job training.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/05/06/404545064/chicago-set-to-create-reparation-fund-for-victims-of-police-torture
     
    , @HammerJack
    @Alfa158

    Thanks for your testimony. I too was party to a similar case--decades ago when I was young and naïve. My passenger and I came within inches of a similarly gory death, but fortunately most of the damage was to the car. That's all I was seeking recompense for, but I was a poor college student and definitely didn't know the ropes. In my case I had managed to slam on the brakes in time to save our lives.

    I hired an attorney who agreed to take the case on a contingency basis--she said I had an excellent case. But some time after fact gathering she started to drag her heels, and stopped returning calls. Finally she announced that the government was claiming sovereign immunity and that was that. (The gate in question was on state property.)

    Knowing no better, and being extremely busy, I let it go, and used my credit card to repair my car. Not sure if I'd do any different today, actually.

    If I'd been just slightly slower on the brakes, and we'd been injured or killed, how would the state's culpability have been magnified to the tune of eight figures? In the case of the Ugandan woman, all we have is the testimony of her husband and the personal-injury attorney--which we're instructed by several here to take at face value, and not to question. Frankly (levity aside) I'm skeptical of the facts as related.

    The best predictor of a conviction in personal-injury cases is not the circumstances, the actual responsibility of any party, or any of the relevant facts. It's the nature and especially the gruesomeness of the injuries. Is that how the law's supposed to work?

    Replies: @Greta Handel

  56. @Veracitor
    If you can't find a doppelganger, manufacture one: In The Teeth Of The Evidence, by Dorothy L. Sayers (link) (a short story. Yes, pre-DNA-analysis).

    For fun, look up "the Rouse case" mentioned in the story.

    Replies: @Sam Hildebrand

    The 1979 novel “By Reason of Insanity” takes manufacturing a doppelgänger to the extreme. This novel is not for the faint of heart.

    http://toomuchhorrorfiction.blogspot.com/2020/05/by-reason-of-insanity-by-shane-stevens.html

  57. @Alfa158
    @HammerJack

    Many years ago I was on a civil lawsuit jury involving a swinging gate just like that, but luckily no one was seriously hurt. A group of musicians had finished a recording session on a rap album, drove to the beach to party and stayed late into the night. When they drove from the parking lot up to the street they found the gate had been closed and locked for the night. They got out to figure out what to do and decided to use their rental car to push on the swinging pole until the chain and lock snapped. They then swung the gate open, but instead of swinging it in, swung it outward into the street. A car going past hit the pole sending it flying back in and mowing everyone down.
    The couple in the car and all the musicians sued the County for failing to engineer the swinging gate so that it couldn’t be forced to swing out instead of just in. Many neck braces in that courtroom. The plaintiffs in the party were understandably vague about what actually happened alleging they went to the beach, something, something, the vicious steel pole came flying out of nowhere and mowed them down. The very sharp attorney for the County had to tease out the details. Plaintiffs attorney in voir dire asked us if we would be prejudiced about one of the plaintiffs not being in court to testify because he had subsequently been sent to Folsom to do a stretch on an unrelated matter. An expert witness on automobiles and accidents presented an analysis of the physics of the incident during which he gave the expert testimony that the large American car with two passengers in it would have weighed about 2400 pounds.
    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    Replies: @kaganovitch, @Joe Stalin, @HammerJack

    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    A rap album, eh? Structural Racism at work, my friends.

  58. @HammerJack
    Also! Ugandan woman who didn't quite understand how metal pipe gates work was awarded over $10 million of taxpayer funds by a Utah judge. She lost her head somehow.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fe/50/bf/fe50bff5491452181fb0cd656b439e39.jpg

    https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/esther-nakajjigo-arches-decapitation-lawsuit-award/

    No one was representing the taxpayers, of course.

    Replies: @AndrewR, @JR Ewing, @Achmed E. Newman, @Art Deco, @Alfa158, @Anonymous Jew

    To be clear, I don’t like excessive damages or African immigrants, and I don’t want to sound like Tiny Duck but….the car appears to have been driven by a White Frenchman.

  59. @slumber_j
    @Anonymous


    I like your quiz show fueled Connections.
     
    And I dig your James Burke reference. As you (perhaps inadvertently?) indicate, sometimes things just remind people of other things.

    Anyway, Steve's point about Nabokov's distaste for Crime & Punishment is news to me, and interesting. I read it as a freshman in high school and really didn't like how it got in my head. Weirdly my daughter is reading Crime & Punishment now, and just yesterday I was telling her about my long-ago unpleasant experience with the book. I hadn't thought about that for many years.

    Replies: @International Jew

    Crime & Punishment…my long-ago unpleasant experience with the book

    It’s supposed to be unpleasant!
    Me, after C&P I couldn’t watch “Pretty Woman” without barfing.

    • Replies: @Joe S.Walker
    @International Jew

    Haven't read Crime and Punishment for many years, but I wouldn't mind seeing a version with Julia Roberts in the boots.

    Replies: @Peter D. Bredon

  60. Also the plot line of Fletch

  61. @Alfa158
    @HammerJack

    Many years ago I was on a civil lawsuit jury involving a swinging gate just like that, but luckily no one was seriously hurt. A group of musicians had finished a recording session on a rap album, drove to the beach to party and stayed late into the night. When they drove from the parking lot up to the street they found the gate had been closed and locked for the night. They got out to figure out what to do and decided to use their rental car to push on the swinging pole until the chain and lock snapped. They then swung the gate open, but instead of swinging it in, swung it outward into the street. A car going past hit the pole sending it flying back in and mowing everyone down.
    The couple in the car and all the musicians sued the County for failing to engineer the swinging gate so that it couldn’t be forced to swing out instead of just in. Many neck braces in that courtroom. The plaintiffs in the party were understandably vague about what actually happened alleging they went to the beach, something, something, the vicious steel pole came flying out of nowhere and mowed them down. The very sharp attorney for the County had to tease out the details. Plaintiffs attorney in voir dire asked us if we would be prejudiced about one of the plaintiffs not being in court to testify because he had subsequently been sent to Folsom to do a stretch on an unrelated matter. An expert witness on automobiles and accidents presented an analysis of the physics of the incident during which he gave the expert testimony that the large American car with two passengers in it would have weighed about 2400 pounds.
    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    Replies: @kaganovitch, @Joe Stalin, @HammerJack

    Standard Ghetto Lottery circumstances… like all those police encounters in Chicago where the City settles out-of-court and the City Aldermen proclaim the plaintiffs should have gotten MORE money because money is what the White folks generate so WTF do they care?

    F! the HONKY TAXPAYERS.

    The city of Chicago has become the first in the nation to create a reparations fund for victims of police torture, after the City Council unanimously approved the $5.5 million package.

    The city has already paid more than $100 million in judgments and legal settlements to some victims. The reparations fund will compensate up to 80 others and will provide them counseling, education and job training.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/05/06/404545064/chicago-set-to-create-reparation-fund-for-victims-of-police-torture

  62. @Pseudopodcast
    Also a film starring Dirk Bogarde, by Visconti (I think), Despair. Otchayanie in Russian. Okay novel is an accurate assessment.

    Replies: @Joe S.Walker

    Fassbinder, one of his few films with a star in the lead.

  63. Dostoyevsky’s father was said to have been murdered too, but the accused were found not guilty. Did Nabokov resent that?

  64. @International Jew
    @slumber_j


    Crime & Punishment...my long-ago unpleasant experience with the book
     
    It's supposed to be unpleasant!
    Me, after C&P I couldn't watch "Pretty Woman" without barfing.

    Replies: @Joe S.Walker

    Haven’t read Crime and Punishment for many years, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a version with Julia Roberts in the boots.

    • Replies: @Peter D. Bredon
    @Joe S.Walker

    There actually is a PW subplot in CP: Raskolnikov (whose name means something like "atheist" or some other on the nose name typical of Dos) befriends an underage hooker with a heart of gold who teaches him Christian forgiveness and makes him read the Bible. I think this part made Nabokov puke.

    Replies: @International Jew, @Joe S.Walker

  65. Middle Easterners were a mistake.

  66. Things seem to have gotten dumber in Ingolstadt, famous as the (post war) home of Audi and more sinisterly the birthplace the Adam Weishaupt and a setting for the novel Frankenstein.

  67. Rule number 1 when trying to fake one’s own death: don’t keep hanging about your old neighborhood.

  68. @rebel yell
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1620463087504723969

    Replies: @AndrewR, @danand, @astrolabe, @Anonymous, @obwandiyag, @Dmon

    Support your local police.

  69. @rebel yell
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1620463087504723969

    Replies: @AndrewR, @danand, @astrolabe, @Anonymous, @obwandiyag, @Dmon

    Hey – double amputees can still be dangerous.

  70. @Greta Handel
    @Achmed E. Newman

    Who cares about the facts, other than that she was Ugandan? That’s what tickled your funny bonehead.

    This fascinating sub-thread confirms that Mr. Sailer’s blog is a copium den for disaffected white guys.

    Replies: @obwandiyag, @Achmed E. Newman

    You certainly do have a handle on these chumps.

  71. Regarding the Anthony Lowe case in Huntington Park: There seem to be no confirmed incidents of anyone bringing down even small game with a thrown knife. Even the heavy sickle-shaped multi-bladed throwing knives used by some African warriors were almost entirely for psychological effect. The myth that a thrown knife can kill is so counterfactual and yet so strangely persistent, even among literate people and, evidently, peace officers, that it makes one despair for humanity’s exi —

    Oh right, sorry. We despaired already.

  72. The Fassbinder film, which was released the year after Nabokov’s death, was the very model of the sort of portentously moralizing pretend-highbrow-yet-stone-middlebrow “meaning”-injecting travesty that Nabokov could barely force himself even to mention.

    This comes from DEEP inside. My parents met in his class.

  73. @Mr. Anon
    @Achmed E. Newman


    (I hope Angel Martin is in it – the actor died recently, BTW.)
     
    Ah, c'mon Jimbo, don't tell me that! You're killin' me man! You're killin' me!

    Seriously, Stuart Margolin was great in The Rockford Files. He was in Kelley's Heroes too, in a much more subdued roll. He had the best nervous voice in the business. RIP.

    Replies: @Muggles

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year…)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that…

    • Agree: Achmed E. Newman
    • Replies: @James J. O'Meara
    @Muggles


    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.
     
    It did for the detective show what Married with Children did for (or to) the sitcom.
    , @ChrisZ
    @Muggles

    Muggles, I agree entirely with your endorsement of “The Rockford Files” (you left out the great theme music; but come to think of it, it goes without saying).

    But I think it all works because of James Garner. Leading man handsome, but inoffensively so; credible both in his craven as well as defiant moments; a fantastic voice with a snappy line delivery. “Real” in all the ways you observed. I think I enjoy his performance more now than I did as a kid watching in first run.

    I’m not sure there’s an actor today who could match him (maybe Vince Vaughn, but he’s too identified with comedy). That’s at least part of the reason there’s no modern counterpart to Rockford (though God forbid anyone should ever try a “reboot”).

    Your point about the current crop of producers being incapable of portraying a regular guy sympathetically is definitively another factor.

    , @J.Ross
    @Muggles

    But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining.

    Are you kidding, the production would have so many aircraft accidents, it would put an airline out of business. The denial of the most obvious facts of reality is the reason television and entertainment media exist, and everyone in the industry knows that and agrees with that, or they'd be at the fringes or out of the industry. Witness the "Russia" nonsense and the flat denial of leftist rioting and the making-up of Maga riots (The Good Fight). Witness the "journalistic" reception of the third episode of The Last Of Us, which jettisonned all connection to the story to stage an original standalone Call Me By Your Name playlet. A barrage of disgusting headlines cheering with self-defeating gay FaekThusiasm, like a conspiracy of fans who snuck into the theatre to watch their guy, don't care what the show is, erupt into noise whenever their guy is on stage, and ignore everything else.
    The 70s was the heyday of a certain kind of idiosyncratic, anti-establishment, uniquely good at his job, outsider with a big personality. Rockford is within the category but barely since it's more about recreating classic noir with a constellation of goons and dames, better examples are a climate novel (yes, a climate novel) I cannot recall the title of (X's Storm), or ffolkes (The WWII Italian Black Prince and the Sea Devils are transplanted to Disco Age Scotland to save Maggie from non-Irish terrorists: much of the film is enjoying Roger Moore's obstinate laird insist on things). Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples, but it's too easy to do this type of character as a policeman, and often more interesting to see him as something else. Three Days of the Condor is a double example because Von Sydow's character counts too.
    The reason we saw so much of this archetype in the 70s is probably because everybody knew someone like him, and audiences liked him. Now, if you described such a character backwards (and omitted the fictional entertainment context), zoomers wouldn't know what to say, and older people would start to build a mental image of Uncle Ted.
    For maybe twenty years or more, corporate and computer culture deemed such a stick in the mud to be obsolete. Conformity was technical competence. There is reason for hope, though, in the rescue of Twitter by Elon Musk. Recall the tweet of the grateful employee who described, before, sitting in meetings about what imoji should look like, and after, pounding Blue Rats like in college and cranking out a genuine technical improvement to the guts of the system in one night. Big Tech just fired a ton of people, but, from what I can gather (The Wall Street Journal was curiously unhelpful in this matter), they were largely the sort interested in holding meetings about imoji.
    There was a recent TV series titled Bosch, which I did not see, but which proves my point after contradicting it. Apparently it was one of these, it was popular with middle aged and older white guys (who would remember the 70s or 70s media) -- and not many other people.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @James J. O'Meara

    , @Achmed E. Newman
    @Muggles

    OK, then, I'm guessing you guys would not have a problem with a link bomb here to Peak Stupidity posts about the show. Yes, it's likely my favorite of all time. (Monk, a show my Dad liked, is also a detective show with funny "human interest" stuff too - not my style, but the character Monk would have fit in very well more recently, during the recent PanicFest unpleasantness.)

    Here you go (I finished Season 3 - then the DVD player went tits up):

    Peak Rockford Files
    Jim Rockford - In Pursuit of Carol Thorne
    Inflation indexed to the Rockford/Davenport basket of goods
    Rockford Files: Bug v Land Yacht
    Jim Rockford in the days of decent denominations
    Rockford Files - cars, smart-ass remarks, etc.
    Rockford Files update and one minor POS
    The Daily Stupid, edition #53643- Part B, and the near-daily Rockford file
    Rockford Files: Pizza, wine, and coffee - and a BIG THANKS to our commenters

    For Mr. Ross, there were too many small plane crashes to match reality. There weren't any airliner crashes, but, OTOH, it's strange to see a 707 taking off from Los Angeles turn into a 747 on approach into New York.

    Replies: @J.Ross

    , @Anonymous
    @Muggles

    - "Are you afraid of him?" (laughing)

    - "You're damn right I am!"

  74. @Achmed E. Newman
    @AndrewR


    I don’t know anything about this aspect of German culture but I think Americans love these types of shows because it’s a way to cope with the astronomical crime rate the US has.
     
    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with "doppelganger".) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Steve Sailer may have wanted to reference Nabokov and Dostoevsky in order to show that he's a literary guy too among other things, but he'd have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it? (I hope Angel Martin is in it - the actor died recently, BTW.)

    Replies: @ChrisZ, @Sam Hildebrand, @Mr. Anon, @James J. O'Meara

    Balderdash! (Kinda goes along with “doppelganger”.) Crime mystery novels have been around well before the 1970s increase in crime, and there were a myriad of B&W TV detective shows in the 1960s, way before CSI.

    Yes, and let’s not forget the Krimi genre, as German as the Italian giallo.

    What the hell is “krimi”? A jaunt around the internet brought me up to speed: krimi is a particular style of crime thriller from Germany, frequently based on, or riffing on, or ripping off, the novels of Edgar Wallace. (The prolific genre also adapted many of the crime novels of Wallace’s son Bryan.) The films began around 1959, with The Fellowship Of The Frog. https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/10/11/a-genre-between-genres-the-shadow-world-of-german-krimi-films

    We have Fellowship of the Ring, they have Fellowship of the Frog.

    Anyway, let’s also remember all this goes back to Fritz Lang, whose M and Mabuse films predate the American noir films (which Lang himself contributed to when in exile in Hollywood).

    Speaking of noir, while Steve brings up a lousy novel by the overrated Nabokov, when reading the news story I immediately thought of Jim Thompson, maybe because I just finished his Savage Night.

  75. @Hapalong Cassidy
    There was a plot line in a recent show where a Mexican drug lord faked his own death in a similar way. In this instance, he had been grooming the unsuspecting doppelgänger for the eventuality, even hiring a dentist to fix his teeth so their dental records matched.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara

    Wait a second, hasn’t anyone (including me) referenced Better Call Saul? When Lalo evades Gus’ assassins, he goes underground and, along the way, stops off at some house where there’s a guy who looks like him is stashed away just for such emergencies; Lalo suggests he shave off his goatee, then kills him and his wife, and plants the body to be ID’d as his. I guess they don’t have fingerprints or DNA in Mexico either.

    I think they were doing a kind of call back to the introduction of Angel Eyes in The Good the Bad and the Ugly.

  76. @Sam Hildebrand
    @Achmed E. Newman


    but he’d have probably found it quicker to write this column in reference to some episode of The Rockford Files. Come on, iSteve, which episode was it?
     
    The doppelgänger plot was a required episode in any crime/sci-fi TV series in the 60s, 70s and 80s.


    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3AfrikLKLyU/XO7iIYi2dqI/AAAAAAAAAcw/iIQsCHXbNTgdeMmO72xuY_5Iz45LlFTCwCLcBGAs/s1600/doubles%2Bkate.jpg

    Replies: @Peter D. Bredon

    The doppelgänger plot was a required episode in any crime/sci-fi TV series in the 60s, 70s and 80s.

    Like characters drinking and smoking, it sure helps with the screenwriting.

    In “The Killer Shrews” the characters spend 80% of their screen time mixing drinks, drinking, and mixing another drink. Oh, and smoking.

    Other directors, like Coleman Francis, will show entire car trips, including parking; otherwise the viewer might be confused about how they got there.

    BTW, nice use of umlauts. Somebody around here still has some respect.

    • Replies: @Sam Hildebrand
    @Peter D. Bredon


    Like characters drinking and smoking, it sure helps with the screenwriting.
     
    Lots of filler in the hour long dramas. I always preferred the 30 minute western dramas, like Have Gun-Will Travel and Wanted Dead or Alive. The writing had to be efficient.

    BTW, nice use of umlauts. Somebody around here still has some respect.
     
    I don’t know what an umlaut is or what it means, just a bad speller and autocorrect had the little dots over the “a.” Sorry to disappoint.
  77. @Known Fact
    BTW The latest "Mass Shooting," this time in Lakeland FL, fits the iSteve formula with 11 wounded but apparently no deaths. The usual drug dispute, doppelgangbangers, not a MAGA white guy in sight.

    But back on topic, I think faking your own death and starting life anew is a common fantasy and thus a staple of crime shows, movies and mystery writing . Ripping off the insurance company is often part of the plan too, of course. (e.g. Five Miles to Midnight, with Tony Perkins and Sophia Loren)

    There's a clever Mannix where a hard-nosed businessman fakes his own death -- in this case to find out who's really trying to kill him. Joe has his hands full, because everyone hates the guy. When he finally reveals to his estranged wife that he's very much alive, she barely bats an eye and greets him with "Hello Paul, how were things in Hell?"

    Replies: @Peter D. Bredon

    doppelgangbangers

    Nice. They all look alike anyway. Needs umlauts though.

  78. @Joe S.Walker
    @International Jew

    Haven't read Crime and Punishment for many years, but I wouldn't mind seeing a version with Julia Roberts in the boots.

    Replies: @Peter D. Bredon

    There actually is a PW subplot in CP: Raskolnikov (whose name means something like “atheist” or some other on the nose name typical of Dos) befriends an underage hooker with a heart of gold who teaches him Christian forgiveness and makes him read the Bible. I think this part made Nabokov puke.

    • Replies: @International Jew
    @Peter D. Bredon

    Yes, her. But before that there's the story of how she becomes a prostitute, and that's just gutwrenching.

    , @Joe S.Walker
    @Peter D. Bredon

    Raskolnikov means "schismatic," or so I read years ago. Apparently the name of the town in The Brothers Karamazov can be translated as "Pigsty."

  79. @Muggles
    @Mr. Anon

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year...)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that...

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @ChrisZ, @J.Ross, @Achmed E. Newman, @Anonymous

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    It did for the detective show what Married with Children did for (or to) the sitcom.

  80. @dearieme
    @Hypnotoad666

    had this chick seriously never heard of fingerprints? DNA? dental records?

    Many Moslems don't believe in educating their daughters.

    Replies: @Art Deco

    That may be true, but it’s stopped being common enough to show up in the metrics much. Here’s some data from Saudi Arabia in 2018 / 20:

    Literacy rate, female (15+): 96.05%
    Literacy rate, male (15+): 98.62%
    Literacy rate, female (15-24): 99.45%
    Literacy rate, male (15-24): 99.55%
    Completed lower secondary school (female, 25+): 71.27%
    Completed lower secondary school (male, 25+): 80.93%
    Completed upper secondary school (female, 25+): 58.83%
    Completed upper secondary school (male, 25+): 64.46%
    Completed post-secondary (female, 25+): 36.44%
    Completed post-secondary (male, 25+): 38.85%

    NB, the median age of a woman over the age of 25 in Saudi Arabia is around 42 years. The bloc of girls who did not attend to age 15 when their male peers did (about 9.5% of all girls) would have been leaving school around 1990, give or take.

  81. @Muggles
    @Mr. Anon

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year...)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that...

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @ChrisZ, @J.Ross, @Achmed E. Newman, @Anonymous

    Muggles, I agree entirely with your endorsement of “The Rockford Files” (you left out the great theme music; but come to think of it, it goes without saying).

    But I think it all works because of James Garner. Leading man handsome, but inoffensively so; credible both in his craven as well as defiant moments; a fantastic voice with a snappy line delivery. “Real” in all the ways you observed. I think I enjoy his performance more now than I did as a kid watching in first run.

    I’m not sure there’s an actor today who could match him (maybe Vince Vaughn, but he’s too identified with comedy). That’s at least part of the reason there’s no modern counterpart to Rockford (though God forbid anyone should ever try a “reboot”).

    Your point about the current crop of producers being incapable of portraying a regular guy sympathetically is definitively another factor.

  82. @Alfa158
    @HammerJack

    Many years ago I was on a civil lawsuit jury involving a swinging gate just like that, but luckily no one was seriously hurt. A group of musicians had finished a recording session on a rap album, drove to the beach to party and stayed late into the night. When they drove from the parking lot up to the street they found the gate had been closed and locked for the night. They got out to figure out what to do and decided to use their rental car to push on the swinging pole until the chain and lock snapped. They then swung the gate open, but instead of swinging it in, swung it outward into the street. A car going past hit the pole sending it flying back in and mowing everyone down.
    The couple in the car and all the musicians sued the County for failing to engineer the swinging gate so that it couldn’t be forced to swing out instead of just in. Many neck braces in that courtroom. The plaintiffs in the party were understandably vague about what actually happened alleging they went to the beach, something, something, the vicious steel pole came flying out of nowhere and mowed them down. The very sharp attorney for the County had to tease out the details. Plaintiffs attorney in voir dire asked us if we would be prejudiced about one of the plaintiffs not being in court to testify because he had subsequently been sent to Folsom to do a stretch on an unrelated matter. An expert witness on automobiles and accidents presented an analysis of the physics of the incident during which he gave the expert testimony that the large American car with two passengers in it would have weighed about 2400 pounds.
    We the jury went into the deliberation room, all looked at each other incredulously and found for the County in about half an hour.

    Replies: @kaganovitch, @Joe Stalin, @HammerJack

    Thanks for your testimony. I too was party to a similar case–decades ago when I was young and naïve. My passenger and I came within inches of a similarly gory death, but fortunately most of the damage was to the car. That’s all I was seeking recompense for, but I was a poor college student and definitely didn’t know the ropes. In my case I had managed to slam on the brakes in time to save our lives.

    I hired an attorney who agreed to take the case on a contingency basis–she said I had an excellent case. But some time after fact gathering she started to drag her heels, and stopped returning calls. Finally she announced that the government was claiming sovereign immunity and that was that. (The gate in question was on state property.)

    Knowing no better, and being extremely busy, I let it go, and used my credit card to repair my car. Not sure if I’d do any different today, actually.

    If I’d been just slightly slower on the brakes, and we’d been injured or killed, how would the state’s culpability have been magnified to the tune of eight figures? In the case of the Ugandan woman, all we have is the testimony of her husband and the personal-injury attorney–which we’re instructed by several here to take at face value, and not to question. Frankly (levity aside) I’m skeptical of the facts as related.

    The best predictor of a conviction in personal-injury cases is not the circumstances, the actual responsibility of any party, or any of the relevant facts. It’s the nature and especially the gruesomeness of the injuries. Is that how the law’s supposed to work?

    • Replies: @Greta Handel
    @HammerJack

    Brevity aside: is this further testimony supposed to prove that you didn’t lose your head somehow up in #4?

  83. @Jon

    the narrator thinks his perfect crime is a work of art
     
    This immediately reminded me of the Idaho college murders. The suspect, a grad student in criminal justice, probably thought he was to big-brain to get caught by the local yokels in Moscow.

    Replies: @prosa123

    This immediately reminded me of the Idaho college murders. The suspect, a grad student in criminal justice, probably thought he was to big-brain to get caught by the local yokels in Moscow.

    Yet it did not occur to him that:

    1) The local yokel police department could seek FBI assistance.
    2) Even in a fairly small community surveillance cameras are everywhere.
    3) Cell phone records enable tracing a person’s whereabouts.

    He may have been aware of advances in DNA tracing, but probably didn’t realize DNA could be extracted from the knife sheath he accidentally left behind.

    • Replies: @J.Ross
    @prosa123

    The media loves their crazy geniuses, but away from movies, mental dysfunction joins mental dysfunction, and psychopaths are often not only impressively stupid (witness the 4chan pasta from the anon claiming to do intelligence testing in prisons, which is borne out by research and anecdotal experiences [eg, Anthony Daniels] but much quicker to read), but worse, they normally have a dangerously inflated sense of their ability. A third tendency is the behavior of going into psychiatry precisely because they know something's wrong with them and they want to fix or understand it.

    , @James J. O'Meara
    @prosa123

    Hey, he still got a 97 on the final, even missing those questions.

  84. I thought when you meet your doppelgänger you’re supposed top kill him.

    Anyway, Dostoevsky wrote The Double and Nabokov thought it was his best work.

    • Replies: @James J. O'Meara
    @Ghost of Bull Moose

    Poe, nice.

    "Young William Wilson (Marco Stefanelli) is busy torturing a pleb when his double first appears, in a flashback as the mature William (Alain Delon) confesses in director Louis Malle's segment of Spirits of the Dead, 1968."

    https://www.tcm.com/video/214006/spirits-of-the-dead-william-wilson/

  85. @Muggles
    @Mr. Anon

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year...)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that...

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @ChrisZ, @J.Ross, @Achmed E. Newman, @Anonymous

    But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining.

    Are you kidding, the production would have so many aircraft accidents, it would put an airline out of business. The denial of the most obvious facts of reality is the reason television and entertainment media exist, and everyone in the industry knows that and agrees with that, or they’d be at the fringes or out of the industry. Witness the “Russia” nonsense and the flat denial of leftist rioting and the making-up of Maga riots (The Good Fight). Witness the “journalistic” reception of the third episode of The Last Of Us, which jettisonned all connection to the story to stage an original standalone Call Me By Your Name playlet. A barrage of disgusting headlines cheering with self-defeating gay FaekThusiasm, like a conspiracy of fans who snuck into the theatre to watch their guy, don’t care what the show is, erupt into noise whenever their guy is on stage, and ignore everything else.
    The 70s was the heyday of a certain kind of idiosyncratic, anti-establishment, uniquely good at his job, outsider with a big personality. Rockford is within the category but barely since it’s more about recreating classic noir with a constellation of goons and dames, better examples are a climate novel (yes, a climate novel) I cannot recall the title of (X’s Storm), or ffolkes (The WWII Italian Black Prince and the Sea Devils are transplanted to Disco Age Scotland to save Maggie from non-Irish terrorists: much of the film is enjoying Roger Moore’s obstinate laird insist on things). Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples, but it’s too easy to do this type of character as a policeman, and often more interesting to see him as something else. Three Days of the Condor is a double example because Von Sydow’s character counts too.
    The reason we saw so much of this archetype in the 70s is probably because everybody knew someone like him, and audiences liked him. Now, if you described such a character backwards (and omitted the fictional entertainment context), zoomers wouldn’t know what to say, and older people would start to build a mental image of Uncle Ted.
    For maybe twenty years or more, corporate and computer culture deemed such a stick in the mud to be obsolete. Conformity was technical competence. There is reason for hope, though, in the rescue of Twitter by Elon Musk. Recall the tweet of the grateful employee who described, before, sitting in meetings about what imoji should look like, and after, pounding Blue Rats like in college and cranking out a genuine technical improvement to the guts of the system in one night. Big Tech just fired a ton of people, but, from what I can gather (The Wall Street Journal was curiously unhelpful in this matter), they were largely the sort interested in holding meetings about imoji.
    There was a recent TV series titled Bosch, which I did not see, but which proves my point after contradicting it. Apparently it was one of these, it was popular with middle aged and older white guys (who would remember the 70s or 70s media) — and not many other people.

    • Replies: @James J. O'Meara
    @J.Ross


    Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples,
     
    I'd never thought I'd ever hear Mitchell and Dirty Harry in the same sentence, much less as examples of the same anything. Mitchell! As Joe Bob Briggs said of comparing Dr. Strangelove with Incredibly Strange Creatures, yes, they are both on film stock.

    "Who’s the puffy guy who’s a big blurry sex machine?" "Mitchell!" "That Mitchell is one fat-" "Shut yo’ mouth!" "Just talkin’ bout Mitchell."

    A gloriously filthy and vile TV pilot that became perhaps the greatest episode of MST3k. You haven't lived till you've seen Joe Don Baker, the human cheesesteak, climb in bed with Linda Evans, hooking a six-pack along with his toe as he does so; next to the bed is a nightstand with a bottle of baby oil.

    Don Siegel only wishes Dirty Harry had snappy dialog like this:

    https://youtu.be/c8kUgHsKWJc

    Mitchell!

    Replies: @Ian Smith

    , @James J. O'Meara
    @J.Ross


    There was a recent TV series titled Bosch, which I did not see, but which proves my point after contradicting it. Apparently it was one of these, it was popular with middle aged and older white guys (who would remember the 70s or 70s media) — and not many other people.
     
    "Charles, the nuns say modern art is all bosh, is it?"
    "Yes, Cordelia, great bosh."

    --Brideshead Revisited.
  86. @prosa123
    @Jon

    This immediately reminded me of the Idaho college murders. The suspect, a grad student in criminal justice, probably thought he was to big-brain to get caught by the local yokels in Moscow.

    Yet it did not occur to him that:

    1) The local yokel police department could seek FBI assistance.
    2) Even in a fairly small community surveillance cameras are everywhere.
    3) Cell phone records enable tracing a person's whereabouts.

    He may have been aware of advances in DNA tracing, but probably didn't realize DNA could be extracted from the knife sheath he accidentally left behind.

    Replies: @J.Ross, @James J. O'Meara

    The media loves their crazy geniuses, but away from movies, mental dysfunction joins mental dysfunction, and psychopaths are often not only impressively stupid (witness the 4chan pasta from the anon claiming to do intelligence testing in prisons, which is borne out by research and anecdotal experiences [eg, Anthony Daniels] but much quicker to read), but worse, they normally have a dangerously inflated sense of their ability. A third tendency is the behavior of going into psychiatry precisely because they know something’s wrong with them and they want to fix or understand it.

  87. Raskol = schism [wavy equals] schizoid. I think “schizoid” and “alienated” were in use at the time to describe mental illness.
    Atheist is “ateist,” and similarly unlike raskol is neveruyushchiy (unbeliever).

  88. @prosa123
    @Jon

    This immediately reminded me of the Idaho college murders. The suspect, a grad student in criminal justice, probably thought he was to big-brain to get caught by the local yokels in Moscow.

    Yet it did not occur to him that:

    1) The local yokel police department could seek FBI assistance.
    2) Even in a fairly small community surveillance cameras are everywhere.
    3) Cell phone records enable tracing a person's whereabouts.

    He may have been aware of advances in DNA tracing, but probably didn't realize DNA could be extracted from the knife sheath he accidentally left behind.

    Replies: @J.Ross, @James J. O'Meara

    Hey, he still got a 97 on the final, even missing those questions.

  89. @Ghost of Bull Moose
    I thought when you meet your doppelgänger you're supposed top kill him.

    Anyway, Dostoevsky wrote The Double and Nabokov thought it was his best work.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara

    Poe, nice.

    “Young William Wilson (Marco Stefanelli) is busy torturing a pleb when his double first appears, in a flashback as the mature William (Alain Delon) confesses in director Louis Malle’s segment of Spirits of the Dead, 1968.”

    https://www.tcm.com/video/214006/spirits-of-the-dead-william-wilson/

  90. “German Iraqi”. In this story, it’s a couple “with Belgian passports”:

    Couple leave ticketless baby at Israeli airport check-in

  91. @Anonymous
    @rebel yell

    Trying to think of a comment for this story. But for once I am stumped.

    Replies: @epebble

    First time I saw this video, I could not stop noticing how strongly it appeared like a bunch of cruel men are sadistically shooting a scared great ape.

  92. @Greta Handel
    @Achmed E. Newman

    Who cares about the facts, other than that she was Ugandan? That’s what tickled your funny bonehead.

    This fascinating sub-thread confirms that Mr. Sailer’s blog is a copium den for disaffected white guys.

    Replies: @obwandiyag, @Achmed E. Newman

    J.R. Ewing kindly gave me the information I was missing. Thanks for nuthin’.

  93. @Muggles
    @Mr. Anon

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year...)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that...

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @ChrisZ, @J.Ross, @Achmed E. Newman, @Anonymous

    OK, then, I’m guessing you guys would not have a problem with a link bomb here to Peak Stupidity posts about the show. Yes, it’s likely my favorite of all time. (Monk, a show my Dad liked, is also a detective show with funny “human interest” stuff too – not my style, but the character Monk would have fit in very well more recently, during the recent PanicFest unpleasantness.)

    Here you go (I finished Season 3 – then the DVD player went tits up):

    Peak Rockford Files
    Jim Rockford – In Pursuit of Carol Thorne
    Inflation indexed to the Rockford/Davenport basket of goods
    Rockford Files: Bug v Land Yacht
    Jim Rockford in the days of decent denominations
    Rockford Files – cars, smart-ass remarks, etc.
    Rockford Files update and one minor POS
    The Daily Stupid, edition #53643- Part B, and the near-daily Rockford file
    Rockford Files: Pizza, wine, and coffee – and a BIG THANKS to our commenters

    For Mr. Ross, there were too many small plane crashes to match reality. There weren’t any airliner crashes, but, OTOH, it’s strange to see a 707 taking off from Los Angeles turn into a 747 on approach into New York.

    • Replies: @J.Ross
    @Achmed E. Newman

    By plane crashes you're talking about real gaan hours and I'm talking about what happens when at the counter you declare not twenty cigars but information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

  94. @ChrisZ
    @Achmed E. Newman

    Angel Martin (Stuart Margolin) died? May he rest in peace. I loved that character, too, Achmed. He was ubiquitous on TV in the ‘70s. Did a million episodes of “Love, American Style”—or so it seemed.

    Replies: @Achmed E. Newman

    Yeah, I smile when I think about that guy. He and Jim Rockford have me thinking about re-starting the trend of calling people turkeys. I need help from you all, though.

    • Replies: @James J. O'Meara
    @Achmed E. Newman

    The MST3k episode Riding with Death features the eponymous "film" -- .actually, two episodes of a failed TV series, Gemini Man, stuck together for a theatrical release to make back some of the investment. It's 70s as all get out, and Jim Stafford ("Spiders and Snakes" and little else) constantly refers to people as "turkeys". Now I wonder: did people say "turkey" all the time in the 70s, and both shows reflect that (like the Fonze's "Heyyyyy!") or was Stafford doing a homage to Rockford?

    In any event, it led to the birth of a new superhero: Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

    https://youtu.be/E1FwyR0LWVg

  95. @J.Ross
    @Muggles

    But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining.

    Are you kidding, the production would have so many aircraft accidents, it would put an airline out of business. The denial of the most obvious facts of reality is the reason television and entertainment media exist, and everyone in the industry knows that and agrees with that, or they'd be at the fringes or out of the industry. Witness the "Russia" nonsense and the flat denial of leftist rioting and the making-up of Maga riots (The Good Fight). Witness the "journalistic" reception of the third episode of The Last Of Us, which jettisonned all connection to the story to stage an original standalone Call Me By Your Name playlet. A barrage of disgusting headlines cheering with self-defeating gay FaekThusiasm, like a conspiracy of fans who snuck into the theatre to watch their guy, don't care what the show is, erupt into noise whenever their guy is on stage, and ignore everything else.
    The 70s was the heyday of a certain kind of idiosyncratic, anti-establishment, uniquely good at his job, outsider with a big personality. Rockford is within the category but barely since it's more about recreating classic noir with a constellation of goons and dames, better examples are a climate novel (yes, a climate novel) I cannot recall the title of (X's Storm), or ffolkes (The WWII Italian Black Prince and the Sea Devils are transplanted to Disco Age Scotland to save Maggie from non-Irish terrorists: much of the film is enjoying Roger Moore's obstinate laird insist on things). Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples, but it's too easy to do this type of character as a policeman, and often more interesting to see him as something else. Three Days of the Condor is a double example because Von Sydow's character counts too.
    The reason we saw so much of this archetype in the 70s is probably because everybody knew someone like him, and audiences liked him. Now, if you described such a character backwards (and omitted the fictional entertainment context), zoomers wouldn't know what to say, and older people would start to build a mental image of Uncle Ted.
    For maybe twenty years or more, corporate and computer culture deemed such a stick in the mud to be obsolete. Conformity was technical competence. There is reason for hope, though, in the rescue of Twitter by Elon Musk. Recall the tweet of the grateful employee who described, before, sitting in meetings about what imoji should look like, and after, pounding Blue Rats like in college and cranking out a genuine technical improvement to the guts of the system in one night. Big Tech just fired a ton of people, but, from what I can gather (The Wall Street Journal was curiously unhelpful in this matter), they were largely the sort interested in holding meetings about imoji.
    There was a recent TV series titled Bosch, which I did not see, but which proves my point after contradicting it. Apparently it was one of these, it was popular with middle aged and older white guys (who would remember the 70s or 70s media) -- and not many other people.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @James J. O'Meara

    Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples,

    I’d never thought I’d ever hear Mitchell and Dirty Harry in the same sentence, much less as examples of the same anything. Mitchell! As Joe Bob Briggs said of comparing Dr. Strangelove with Incredibly Strange Creatures, yes, they are both on film stock.

    “Who’s the puffy guy who’s a big blurry sex machine?” “Mitchell!” “That Mitchell is one fat-” “Shut yo’ mouth!” “Just talkin’ bout Mitchell.”

    A gloriously filthy and vile TV pilot that became perhaps the greatest episode of MST3k. You haven’t lived till you’ve seen Joe Don Baker, the human cheesesteak, climb in bed with Linda Evans, hooking a six-pack along with his toe as he does so; next to the bed is a nightstand with a bottle of baby oil.

    Don Siegel only wishes Dirty Harry had snappy dialog like this:

    Mitchell!

    • Replies: @Ian Smith
    @James J. O'Meara

    Joe Don Baker was great as a good ‘ol boy CIA agent in the original Edge of Darkness miniseries.

  96. @J.Ross
    @Muggles

    But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining.

    Are you kidding, the production would have so many aircraft accidents, it would put an airline out of business. The denial of the most obvious facts of reality is the reason television and entertainment media exist, and everyone in the industry knows that and agrees with that, or they'd be at the fringes or out of the industry. Witness the "Russia" nonsense and the flat denial of leftist rioting and the making-up of Maga riots (The Good Fight). Witness the "journalistic" reception of the third episode of The Last Of Us, which jettisonned all connection to the story to stage an original standalone Call Me By Your Name playlet. A barrage of disgusting headlines cheering with self-defeating gay FaekThusiasm, like a conspiracy of fans who snuck into the theatre to watch their guy, don't care what the show is, erupt into noise whenever their guy is on stage, and ignore everything else.
    The 70s was the heyday of a certain kind of idiosyncratic, anti-establishment, uniquely good at his job, outsider with a big personality. Rockford is within the category but barely since it's more about recreating classic noir with a constellation of goons and dames, better examples are a climate novel (yes, a climate novel) I cannot recall the title of (X's Storm), or ffolkes (The WWII Italian Black Prince and the Sea Devils are transplanted to Disco Age Scotland to save Maggie from non-Irish terrorists: much of the film is enjoying Roger Moore's obstinate laird insist on things). Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples, but it's too easy to do this type of character as a policeman, and often more interesting to see him as something else. Three Days of the Condor is a double example because Von Sydow's character counts too.
    The reason we saw so much of this archetype in the 70s is probably because everybody knew someone like him, and audiences liked him. Now, if you described such a character backwards (and omitted the fictional entertainment context), zoomers wouldn't know what to say, and older people would start to build a mental image of Uncle Ted.
    For maybe twenty years or more, corporate and computer culture deemed such a stick in the mud to be obsolete. Conformity was technical competence. There is reason for hope, though, in the rescue of Twitter by Elon Musk. Recall the tweet of the grateful employee who described, before, sitting in meetings about what imoji should look like, and after, pounding Blue Rats like in college and cranking out a genuine technical improvement to the guts of the system in one night. Big Tech just fired a ton of people, but, from what I can gather (The Wall Street Journal was curiously unhelpful in this matter), they were largely the sort interested in holding meetings about imoji.
    There was a recent TV series titled Bosch, which I did not see, but which proves my point after contradicting it. Apparently it was one of these, it was popular with middle aged and older white guys (who would remember the 70s or 70s media) -- and not many other people.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @James J. O'Meara

    There was a recent TV series titled Bosch, which I did not see, but which proves my point after contradicting it. Apparently it was one of these, it was popular with middle aged and older white guys (who would remember the 70s or 70s media) — and not many other people.

    “Charles, the nuns say modern art is all bosh, is it?”
    “Yes, Cordelia, great bosh.”

    Brideshead Revisited.

  97. @Peter D. Bredon
    @Sam Hildebrand


    The doppelgänger plot was a required episode in any crime/sci-fi TV series in the 60s, 70s and 80s.
     
    Like characters drinking and smoking, it sure helps with the screenwriting.

    In "The Killer Shrews" the characters spend 80% of their screen time mixing drinks, drinking, and mixing another drink. Oh, and smoking.

    Other directors, like Coleman Francis, will show entire car trips, including parking; otherwise the viewer might be confused about how they got there.

    BTW, nice use of umlauts. Somebody around here still has some respect.

    Replies: @Sam Hildebrand

    Like characters drinking and smoking, it sure helps with the screenwriting.

    Lots of filler in the hour long dramas. I always preferred the 30 minute western dramas, like Have Gun-Will Travel and Wanted Dead or Alive. The writing had to be efficient.

    BTW, nice use of umlauts. Somebody around here still has some respect.

    I don’t know what an umlaut is or what it means, just a bad speller and autocorrect had the little dots over the “a.” Sorry to disappoint.

  98. @Achmed E. Newman
    @ChrisZ

    Yeah, I smile when I think about that guy. He and Jim Rockford have me thinking about re-starting the trend of calling people turkeys. I need help from you all, though.

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara

    The MST3k episode Riding with Death features the eponymous “film” — .actually, two episodes of a failed TV series, Gemini Man, stuck together for a theatrical release to make back some of the investment. It’s 70s as all get out, and Jim Stafford (“Spiders and Snakes” and little else) constantly refers to people as “turkeys”. Now I wonder: did people say “turkey” all the time in the 70s, and both shows reflect that (like the Fonze’s “Heyyyyy!”) or was Stafford doing a homage to Rockford?

    In any event, it led to the birth of a new superhero: Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

  99. @Achmed E. Newman
    @Muggles

    OK, then, I'm guessing you guys would not have a problem with a link bomb here to Peak Stupidity posts about the show. Yes, it's likely my favorite of all time. (Monk, a show my Dad liked, is also a detective show with funny "human interest" stuff too - not my style, but the character Monk would have fit in very well more recently, during the recent PanicFest unpleasantness.)

    Here you go (I finished Season 3 - then the DVD player went tits up):

    Peak Rockford Files
    Jim Rockford - In Pursuit of Carol Thorne
    Inflation indexed to the Rockford/Davenport basket of goods
    Rockford Files: Bug v Land Yacht
    Jim Rockford in the days of decent denominations
    Rockford Files - cars, smart-ass remarks, etc.
    Rockford Files update and one minor POS
    The Daily Stupid, edition #53643- Part B, and the near-daily Rockford file
    Rockford Files: Pizza, wine, and coffee - and a BIG THANKS to our commenters

    For Mr. Ross, there were too many small plane crashes to match reality. There weren't any airliner crashes, but, OTOH, it's strange to see a 707 taking off from Los Angeles turn into a 747 on approach into New York.

    Replies: @J.Ross

    By plane crashes you’re talking about real gaan hours and I’m talking about what happens when at the counter you declare not twenty cigars but information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

  100. @bomag
    @AndrewR

    10 million dollars is a drop in the bucket of the federal budget

    Not a good argument.

    the government has no excuse to not do proper maintenance in national parks.

    Maybe the workers and supervisors for that particular item should be on the hook. Problematic that an amorphous blob known as "taxpayer" is supposed to pay; suffer; and somehow not let it happen again.

    Replies: @AndrewR

    How many people successfully sue the federal government each year, and what is the total sum?

    • Replies: @bomag
    @AndrewR

    Not sure how that is germane.

    Plenty of claims paid by gov't up and down the line. Saw a blurb where Baltimore paid out more claims against police than they had criminal convictions in court, or some such. Throw in the insurance industry, a quasi governmental deal where a chunk of it is collective punishment via "tax" (premium) money.

    I understand that stuff happens, and sharing the burden. But there is a component of unfairness when suing the gov't insulates those that acted wrongly, or failed to act.

  101. @YetAnotherAnon
    @International Jew

    It was obviously well worth bombing all those Serbs so that Kosovans could be free (to leave Kosovo and murder people elsewhere).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_bombing_of_Yugoslavia


    The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) carried out an aerial bombing campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War. The air strikes lasted from 24 March 1999 to 10 June 1999. The bombings continued until an agreement was reached that led to the withdrawal of Yugoslav armed forces from Kosovo...

    The NATO air forces also targeted infrastructure, such as power plants (using the BLU-114/B "Soft-Bomb"), water-processing plants and the state-owned broadcaster, causing much environmental and economic damage throughout Yugoslavia.
     

    Hmm. Isn't that what Russia only did to Ukraine after 9 months of war and the attack on Kerch? AFAIK they've left the water supply alone.

    Yugoslavia refused to sign the Rambouillet Accords, which among other things called for 30,000 NATO peacekeeping troops in Kosovo; an unhindered right of passage for NATO troops on Yugoslav territory; and immunity for NATO and its agents to Yugoslav law; the right to use local roads, ports, railways, and airports without payment and requisition public facilities for its use free of cost.
     

    Replies: @International Jew

    The Yugoslav wars were our great misguided moral crusade of the late 90s. Today it’s Ukraine.

  102. @Peter D. Bredon
    @Joe S.Walker

    There actually is a PW subplot in CP: Raskolnikov (whose name means something like "atheist" or some other on the nose name typical of Dos) befriends an underage hooker with a heart of gold who teaches him Christian forgiveness and makes him read the Bible. I think this part made Nabokov puke.

    Replies: @International Jew, @Joe S.Walker

    Yes, her. But before that there’s the story of how she becomes a prostitute, and that’s just gutwrenching.

  103. @HammerJack
    @Alfa158

    Thanks for your testimony. I too was party to a similar case--decades ago when I was young and naïve. My passenger and I came within inches of a similarly gory death, but fortunately most of the damage was to the car. That's all I was seeking recompense for, but I was a poor college student and definitely didn't know the ropes. In my case I had managed to slam on the brakes in time to save our lives.

    I hired an attorney who agreed to take the case on a contingency basis--she said I had an excellent case. But some time after fact gathering she started to drag her heels, and stopped returning calls. Finally she announced that the government was claiming sovereign immunity and that was that. (The gate in question was on state property.)

    Knowing no better, and being extremely busy, I let it go, and used my credit card to repair my car. Not sure if I'd do any different today, actually.

    If I'd been just slightly slower on the brakes, and we'd been injured or killed, how would the state's culpability have been magnified to the tune of eight figures? In the case of the Ugandan woman, all we have is the testimony of her husband and the personal-injury attorney--which we're instructed by several here to take at face value, and not to question. Frankly (levity aside) I'm skeptical of the facts as related.

    The best predictor of a conviction in personal-injury cases is not the circumstances, the actual responsibility of any party, or any of the relevant facts. It's the nature and especially the gruesomeness of the injuries. Is that how the law's supposed to work?

    Replies: @Greta Handel

    Brevity aside: is this further testimony supposed to prove that you didn’t lose your head somehow up in #4?

  104. @Bill Jones
    No fake deaths needed here:

    Steve's favorite topic in Steve's favorite City: Lots more for everyone!


    The crime rate in Chicago has spiked by 61 percent in the first three weeks of 2023, with almost all crime segments registering an increase, with data coming at a time when the state’s governor insists that crime in the city is decreasing.
     
    https://www.theepochtimes.com/chicago-crime-rises-61-percent-in-2023-violent-offenses-spike-while-governor-insists-crime-coming-down_5014788.html#new_tab

    Replies: @jimmyriddle

    Chicago woman stabs a stranger. Gets bailed for $2k. Immediately goes on another stabbing spree. Bail upped to $20k.

    https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/chicago-woman-randomly-stabbed-4-people-while-on-bail-for-randomly-stabbing-a-woman-in-bucktown-prosecutors-say.html

    • Replies: @Peter Akuleyev
    @jimmyriddle

    Nabokov could have turned that into a novel about a rich wastrel who puts up the $20K just to see what would happen next.

    Replies: @Yevardian

  105. @AndrewR
    @bomag

    How many people successfully sue the federal government each year, and what is the total sum?

    Replies: @bomag

    Not sure how that is germane.

    Plenty of claims paid by gov’t up and down the line. Saw a blurb where Baltimore paid out more claims against police than they had criminal convictions in court, or some such. Throw in the insurance industry, a quasi governmental deal where a chunk of it is collective punishment via “tax” (premium) money.

    I understand that stuff happens, and sharing the burden. But there is a component of unfairness when suing the gov’t insulates those that acted wrongly, or failed to act.

  106. It’s an okay novel, but it’s clearly practice for Nabokov’s later flawed narrators in his English-language books

    Most people, if they were bilingual, would probably prefer Nabokov in Russian. His style is more natural, and he even seems human at times. His English is full of cold calculation and artifice, since he had to compromise for it not being his native language. I suppose there is an argument that the artifice was what made Nabokov more original and interesting in some ways in English.

    • Replies: @anonymous
    @Peter Akuleyev

    His prose is the same in English and Russian, but comes off worse in Russian.
    Why?
    In Russian, his near-autistic desire for a string of "newly found metaphors" (he had a better word for it) or , as his fellow academics called it, 'otstraneniye' (seeing that which is normal from a strange point of view) is , except in his best and most human passages, relatively annoying to anyone who knows the great Russian poets and prose writers whom he strenuously emulates or parodizes from the top to the bottom of the page (with some humorous relief in the form of his intermittent verbal imitations of witty comical drawings as comical relief - and please note, I think his poems are pretty good, but .... but unless great poets of his generation are numbered in the dozens, he was not one of them).
    And yes, I am familiar with thousands of lines of good Russian poetry, and I know where the "I was the shadow of the waxwing slain" stanza comes from (Khodasevich and one or two others) and I know where "A rainbow, with angelic suddenness, appeared..." (the first line of Dar, The Gift) was written in almost the same way a little earlier (or maybe not....). Not saying the poor man was not a top of the line pasticheur and a top-of-the-line second-rate entertainer, but saying ... he was not all that much better in Russian than English.
    But I could be wrong, I often am ....

  107. @jimmyriddle
    @Bill Jones

    Chicago woman stabs a stranger. Gets bailed for $2k. Immediately goes on another stabbing spree. Bail upped to $20k.

    https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/chicago-woman-randomly-stabbed-4-people-while-on-bail-for-randomly-stabbing-a-woman-in-bucktown-prosecutors-say.html

    Replies: @Peter Akuleyev

    Nabokov could have turned that into a novel about a rich wastrel who puts up the $20K just to see what would happen next.

    • Replies: @Yevardian
    @Peter Akuleyev

    Nabokov's novel Oтчаяние was pretty close to this.

  108. @Peter D. Bredon
    @Joe S.Walker

    There actually is a PW subplot in CP: Raskolnikov (whose name means something like "atheist" or some other on the nose name typical of Dos) befriends an underage hooker with a heart of gold who teaches him Christian forgiveness and makes him read the Bible. I think this part made Nabokov puke.

    Replies: @International Jew, @Joe S.Walker

    Raskolnikov means “schismatic,” or so I read years ago. Apparently the name of the town in The Brothers Karamazov can be translated as “Pigsty.”

  109. @James J. O'Meara
    @J.Ross


    Mitchell and Dirty Harry are also textbook examples,
     
    I'd never thought I'd ever hear Mitchell and Dirty Harry in the same sentence, much less as examples of the same anything. Mitchell! As Joe Bob Briggs said of comparing Dr. Strangelove with Incredibly Strange Creatures, yes, they are both on film stock.

    "Who’s the puffy guy who’s a big blurry sex machine?" "Mitchell!" "That Mitchell is one fat-" "Shut yo’ mouth!" "Just talkin’ bout Mitchell."

    A gloriously filthy and vile TV pilot that became perhaps the greatest episode of MST3k. You haven't lived till you've seen Joe Don Baker, the human cheesesteak, climb in bed with Linda Evans, hooking a six-pack along with his toe as he does so; next to the bed is a nightstand with a bottle of baby oil.

    Don Siegel only wishes Dirty Harry had snappy dialog like this:

    https://youtu.be/c8kUgHsKWJc

    Mitchell!

    Replies: @Ian Smith

    Joe Don Baker was great as a good ‘ol boy CIA agent in the original Edge of Darkness miniseries.

  110. anonymous[184] • Disclaimer says:
    @Peter Akuleyev
    It’s an okay novel, but it’s clearly practice for Nabokov’s later flawed narrators in his English-language books

    Most people, if they were bilingual, would probably prefer Nabokov in Russian. His style is more natural, and he even seems human at times. His English is full of cold calculation and artifice, since he had to compromise for it not being his native language. I suppose there is an argument that the artifice was what made Nabokov more original and interesting in some ways in English.

    Replies: @anonymous

    His prose is the same in English and Russian, but comes off worse in Russian.
    Why?
    In Russian, his near-autistic desire for a string of “newly found metaphors” (he had a better word for it) or , as his fellow academics called it, ‘otstraneniye’ (seeing that which is normal from a strange point of view) is , except in his best and most human passages, relatively annoying to anyone who knows the great Russian poets and prose writers whom he strenuously emulates or parodizes from the top to the bottom of the page (with some humorous relief in the form of his intermittent verbal imitations of witty comical drawings as comical relief – and please note, I think his poems are pretty good, but …. but unless great poets of his generation are numbered in the dozens, he was not one of them).
    And yes, I am familiar with thousands of lines of good Russian poetry, and I know where the “I was the shadow of the waxwing slain” stanza comes from (Khodasevich and one or two others) and I know where “A rainbow, with angelic suddenness, appeared…” (the first line of Dar, The Gift) was written in almost the same way a little earlier (or maybe not….). Not saying the poor man was not a top of the line pasticheur and a top-of-the-line second-rate entertainer, but saying … he was not all that much better in Russian than English.
    But I could be wrong, I often am ….

  111. @Peter Akuleyev
    @jimmyriddle

    Nabokov could have turned that into a novel about a rich wastrel who puts up the $20K just to see what would happen next.

    Replies: @Yevardian

    Nabokov’s novel Oтчаяние was pretty close to this.

  112. @Muggles
    @Mr. Anon

    Margolin was great in Rockford . Really, all of their actors were great choices. His presence could carry an entire episode.

    I was/am a great Rockford fan.

    The plots were interesting, usually, and the fact that Garner was often clueless and put upon by nearly everyone he dealt with had a great depth of reality about it.

    Who else on TV lived in a crappy single wide trailer on the beach? (Malibu no less, you can find the spot on the Internet!) Was usually broke and had a scrappy Dad who was a semi retired long haul trucker. Was hounded by creditors and viewed with suspicion even by his cop buddy.

    Really, it was the most honest show on television.

    A show like this should be a hit on modern TV/streaming. But I guess a sympathetic but honest depiction of actual American lives now is beyond imagining. Instead, the modern Streaming Media are all losing billions trying to convince enough people to watch their dreck and pay for it every month. (Yes, all streamers are currently losing money doing this! But wait till next year...)

    Maybe a bankrupt Netflix or Disney will finally impart some reality to the Media Moguls.

    Meta Rosenberg (Rockford producer) and James Garner should be laughing at that...

    Replies: @James J. O'Meara, @ChrisZ, @J.Ross, @Achmed E. Newman, @Anonymous

    – “Are you afraid of him?” (laughing)

    – “You’re damn right I am!”

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