Niccolo Soldo interviews Mike “Gorilla Mindset” Cernovich:
On his many wild successes, being humble to a fault, how he won Trump the election, how God is like him, and chemically, salty discoveries
… Niccolo Soldo: You are of Croatian stock like I am. Tall, violent, Balkan maniacs with a romantic sensibility. Your Croatian grandfather left Royalist Yugoslavia, and like many, chose to settle in the Chicago area. You paid homage to him by travelling to Croatia and getting in touch with your roots. How much of Gorilla Mindset comes down to having the blood of genocidal fanatics coursing through your veins? We punch well above our weight when it comes to sports, drywall taping, and annoying the fuck out of everyone on the internet with our incessant, jingoistic expressions of patriotism. Why are we so powerful, particularly sexually?
Mike Cernovich: I did a 23AndMe years and years ago before I realized they would be able to bioengineer a weapon to “suicide” me from my results. But that folly of a young man aside, it was revealed during this analysis that I have elite genetics for sprinting. When I trained BJJ, people would derisively call me “explosive.” Back then BJJ guys didn’t even lift and viewed any athleticism as a form of polluting the sport. Joe Rogan gets called racist for claiming a black athlete is “athletic,” but he would say the same of the many Croatian sensations, including the original Pat Miletich.
Soldo: Why are you gay?
Greenwald: When I was quite young, I observed that most of the straight boys were similar to you: obnoxious, uncouth, plagued with stunted emotional development, an unwarranted sense of ego, and a sociopathic lack of empathy, all topped off with very thinly veiled fascist tendencies. I set out determined to find a way to not to be that, and settled on gay. Also, my mother was extremely beautiful and I knew early on that no woman would ever measure up. Her name was Norma Bates. Finally, have you seen pictures of my husband?