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From the Los Angeles Times:

Nipsey Hussle shooting suspect: Aspiring rapper who sang of body bags, ‘gun blasts,’ homicides

Nipsey Hussle and Phyllis Killer along with Milton Curl … Derle … Earl … Furl … Girl … Hurl … eh, forget I ever brought the idea up

 
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  1. When rappers do this, I’m reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the “fakeness” of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as “real” as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem “real”—working “stiff”, as they say—-only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem “badass” and “gangsta” to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper “dissing” them.

    • Replies: @Anon
    @R.G. Camara

    Even successful celebrities don't stay rich for long. The number one reason is gold digging women. Number two is drugs. Number three is mooching friends and relatives.

    Hookers, blow, leeches.

    Replies: @SFG, @Alden

    , @Sean
    @R.G. Camara

    Bruiser Broby was gave people what they wanted and that is why he successful. A good businessman but did not take outside the ring real rivalries seriously enough when he went to Puerto Rico. He was making money in a promoter's back yard and surprise surprise he got stabbed to death by a minion of the very promoter whose mouth he had been taking the bread out of. He did not fully understand that life is cheap in that country. Local guy who was a witness got put in a wheelchair for his trouble.

    Replies: @anon1

    , @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan
    @R.G. Camara

    There will never, ever be a better parody of all this than what was done on the Sopranos

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LApGT7EiRTo

    , @J1234
    @R.G. Camara


    I’m reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage
     
    There was something on TV about 15 years ago that was a sort of wrestling retrospective/gathering that had some of my childhood heroes like Mad Dog Vachon in it. Randy Savage was one of the participants and it was truly creepy how big the chip on his shoulder was. As I recall, he sat by himself drinking and was extremely sarcastic when anyone spoke with him.
    , @Hapalong Cassidy
    @R.G. Camara

    The closest White music example I can think of (this blurring of gimmick and reality), was the Norwegian death metal band Mayhem. They vandalized and burned churches, and had a lead singer who killed himself, leaving behind a short suicide note that simply said “please excuse all the blood”. Oh, and to top it off their lead guitarist was stabbed to death by another band member.

    Replies: @TB

    , @Thomm
    @R.G. Camara


    Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.
     
    Dynamite Kid passed away a few months ago.
  2. Was his name “Fission Barrel forty-fo”

    • Replies: @SunBakedSuburb
    @James Speaks

    Pepsi's murderer is an aspiring reader. Isn't that good news for the African community?

    Replies: @James Speaks

    , @Ed
    @James Speaks

    “Shitty” seriously.

    Replies: @James Speaks

  3. East Coast or West Coast?

    Is his handle Kill Kosby?

    • Replies: @Reg Cæsar
    @The Alarmist


    East Coast or West Coast?
     
    Lake Mead.
  4. Say it ain’t so, Steve, say it ain’t so!

  5. Anon[353] • Disclaimer says:

    I’m not seeing any calls for gun control (in general, or among young black males or black gang members). What’s with that?

    Some annotated text from the hagiographic article.

    [Mayor] Garcetti urged people to remember other victims of [black on black toxic masculinity gun] violence who were not as famous as [erstwhile Rollin’ 60s Crips member] Hussle. The 11 [undoubtedly young black male] people killed this week were “11 [temporarily unincarcerated] lives, 11 possibilities, 11 [abandoned] dreams [of basketball or rapper stardom], 11 [unmarried] family members [with children from multiple parents], 11 friends cut short,” he said. “Just because [these homophobic mysogenists] didn’t make the headlines, their loved ones are just as deeply grieving as so many friends and family are for Nipsey.”

  6. @R.G. Camara
    When rappers do this, I'm reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the "fakeness" of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as "real" as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem "real"---working "stiff", as they say----only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem "badass" and "gangsta" to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper "dissing" them.

    Replies: @Anon, @Sean, @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan, @J1234, @Hapalong Cassidy, @Thomm

    Even successful celebrities don’t stay rich for long. The number one reason is gold digging women. Number two is drugs. Number three is mooching friends and relatives.

    Hookers, blow, leeches.

    • Replies: @SFG
    @Anon

    Depends, you need very strong principles or will. Quite a few celebrities do stay wealthy into their old age. You tend not to hear about them so much, though, which is probably not a coincidence.

    , @Alden
    @Anon

    Is that statement fact or just your opinion? Most of the even minor celebrities do very well taking care of their money.

  7. Will he beat the rap?

    Or ride it?

  8. Anon[353] • Disclaimer says:

    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy’s music?

    He was killed by a “less talented rapper”? How is this talented?

    He’s “worth a couple million.”? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the “White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax” guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars’s he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain’t nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that’s a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that’s a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer’s, Benz, Bentley’s or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari’s and them Lambo’s that’s what’s next, nigga

    The streets talk and that’s a rat nigga
    Yo’ P.O. call you up, look that’s a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I’m back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can’t no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don’t know anything about rap, but don’t rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    • Replies: @Lot
    @Anon

    Gangsta rap is exactly the same now as in the mid 1990s. Innovation in other music genres is also not very high, but at least still exists.

    Just hours and hours of bragging about being a violent drug dealer with luxury cars and clothing. For 30 years and counting.

    At least it has lost most of its popularity among middle class whites compared to the 1990s and early 00s. I did my part in HS and college, telling any friend who had it their taste was awful and they should try Zeppelin or Metallica or the White Stripes.

    , @Kylie
    @Anon

    "Don’t know anything about rap, but don’t rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?"

    The combined narcissism and low IQ of most blacks ensure that they never ever tire of the blackety-black-blackness of their culture generally and rap specifically.

    , @J.Ross
    @Anon

    German plates? Like in the early scene in Boys From Brazil?

    , @Deckin
    @Anon

    On the financial side, I wonder who the beneficiaries of his 'million dollar life insurance on his flesh' are? No way there'll be a fight there.

    On the appeal to the non-gangster youth: I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too. I'm sure the music industry knows this.

    Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian, @Anon

    , @fish
    @Anon


    Don’t know anything about rap, but don’t rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?
     
    That's what the gunfire is for………punctuation!
    , @Jack D
    @Anon

    I (actually MS Word) counted 56 "niggas" in this song. Is that a record? Does Guiness have a category for this?

    There is no chorus but I think there is a refrain. The line "I ain't nothing like you f**king rap niggas" is repeated 7 times. Methinks he doth protest too much.

    He also brags that he is a shooter with a 32 round magazine in his MAC, so live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.

    Replies: @Anon

    , @PaceLaw
    @Anon

    Thanks for sharing. That was rather eye opening. Lol! Reminds me of when Chris Rock urged people to stop comparing Biggie and Tupac to MLK and Malcolm X. He said MLK and Malcolm were true martyrs while the others were ”ni**as who got shot!” Poor Nipsey was just a ni**a who got shot.

  9. We need to have a conversation about rapper-on-rapper violence and the societal issues affecting the rapper community

    • Replies: @stillCARealist
    @DFH

    No, we need rappers to shut up and quit rapping. Maybe get actual jobs and marry one woman. Paging Dr. Peterson.

    The "conversation" about this crap has been going on long enough and it needs to end like the dinosaurs and the comets.

    Replies: @Neuday

    , @WowJustWow
    @DFH

    No, the real problem is rapper inequality -- these days, if you're not a top-tier hip-hop superstar, you're more likely live in the hood you came from next to people who hold grudges against you and less likely to be able to afford a professional security detail. We should be raising taxes on the Kanyes so the Nipsey Hussles of this country can pay for armed guards and houses in Beverly Hills.

    "For Nipsey Hussle and Rap’s Thriving Middle Class, Staying Close to Home Can Have a Price": https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/04/arts/music/nipsey-hussle-shooting-death.html


    Though far from a struggling musician, Nipsey Hussle, the Los Angeles rapper who was shot and killed on Sunday, was not living the luxury fantasy of hip-hop superstardom.

    He often traveled without security. He did not anchor his image to brick-size piles of money and fleets of foreign cars, opting rather for a few thick gold chains with a flannel or a hoodie.

    Many like Hussle earn a healthy living, if not ultra-wealth, without broad radio play or platinum plaques. And in the tradition of the pre-internet hometown heroes that came before them, many stay close to home for a combination of financial and personal reasons.

    But that same accessibility and dedication to their communities can also make them reachable targets, a harsh reality that has resonated in the hip-hop world this week.

    Najee Ali, an activist in South Los Angeles who knew Hussle, said: “He walked in the community every day. People could walk up and touch him.”

    “Everything about Nipsey was Crenshaw and Slauson,” the Game, a friend and Los Angeles rapper who collaborated with Hussle, said in an interview. “Those are the two streets that ended up taking his life.”
     

    Replies: @the one they call Desanex

  10. I assume they’re using “sang” ironically here.

    Anyhow, “aspiring rapper” is pretty much every ghetto murder story—on both the perp and victim sides. Usually there’s also a line like “was just turning his life around” (i.e., there’s nothing in his biography to indicate this wouldn’t be his end, but the reporter wants you to pretend otherwise anyway).

    Occasionally, for variety, if there was an athletic scholarship anywhere in the vicinity, then it’s “aspiring basketball star”.

    • Agree: bomag
    • Replies: @International Jew
    @Almost Missouri

    "Father of two/three/etc" is also up there among the cliches.

    Replies: @MichiganMom

    , @Sean
    @Almost Missouri

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn't sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra's phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    Replies: @BB753, @YetAnotherAnon, @J.Ross, @MBlanc46, @Jonathan Mason

    , @BigDickNick
    @Almost Missouri

    don't forget "fiancee" all of these guys have "fiancees" that they were just about to marry before being gunned down.

    , @Harry Baldwin
    @Almost Missouri

    Let's give Trayvon some credit, wasn't he aspiring to be aeronautical scientist or sumptin'?

    Replies: @tyrone, @Alden

  11. I’m not saying Nipsey deserved to die, but he was an avowed Crip, so I’m not sure why anyone is all that surprised or even upset. Am I missing something?

    • Replies: @DCThrowback
    @AndrewR

    I am no expert on the "community" as it were, but ...

    1/ I assume being a member of gang is more than pledging a frat, but only slightly less than "joining a family that will protect you...and you will help protect them" because your Dad is nowhere to be found and things get shittier quicker in those "hoods".

    2/ Sometimes you outgrow your family and move on to bigger things.

    3/ Sometimes, they are ties that bind. In this case, it doesn't appear to be gang related, but rather anger related. Dudes talked, dude got pissed, dude got gun, dude shot other dude(s). Low time preference, low IQ, quick to anger. No surprise...but...

    4/ Upset is different. This guy was at least an entrepreneur and intelligent while having varied interests, as well as...and, get this...mixtapes that were so good he could get $100 each for them, was smart enough to limit production of them to stimulate demand ... and last one, Jay-Z bought 10 of his 100 tape "run". He was involved with a documentary (!) on a doctor in Honduras who was killed when he presented evidence in a court of law (!!) he could cure AIDS (!!!). I get the sadness despite me not being sad personally, other than the normal "no one should this early" sadness we all feel when true potential is not reached by any human being, rapper or not.

    Replies: @Not Raul

    , @BigDickNick
    @AndrewR

    he was a good boy who didn't do nuffin.

    , @anon
    @AndrewR

    you're supposed to pretend he was a gudboi

    , @PaceLaw
    @AndrewR

    Nothing at all. There has to be a reason the Crips came up with the saying “Cripping till I die.”

    , @MBlanc46
    @AndrewR

    You are not missing a thing, Andrew. However, you have expressed a view that must not be expressed in polite society.

  12. From Steve’s linked article:

    “This year started out well, but March turned violent, particularly in South L.A.’s 77th Division, where shootings increased from an average of five a week to 15 a week, Moore said.

    Nearly all the shootings were gang-related.”

    No racial/immigration status breakdowns available.

    • Replies: @Redneck farmer
    @Change that Matters

    "Gang-related" is "code".

    , @Cloudbuster
    @Change that Matters

    Probably the Hillcrest Country Club vs. the Wilshire Country Club.

    , @snorlax
    @Change that Matters



    Nearly all the shootings were gang-related.
     
    No racial/immigration status breakdowns available.
     
    When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
  13. What a pathetic exercise in overpraise – this guy had bought some real estate well situated to make money off the people in his neighborhood makes him the Crip version of Mr. Rogers. He is so inspiring that the ‘sacred ground’ where he was killed requires a significant police presence to make sure it’s not the scene of additional homicides, at least this week.

  14. Anon[353] • Disclaimer says:

    Documentary of Nipsey’s ghetto clothing shop in Crenshaw, in a shitty little corner mall. Very good introduction to the neighborhood, the sort of people living there, and Nipsey’s hangers on. This shop would have lost a ton of money. The staff would be stealing money and inventory, reselling inventory. Who would be paying cash for clothing in this neighborhood? Maybe the strategy was to have some physical proof of a clothing brand, and then sell it some adult supervision, like the Shark Tank black guy, who would shut it down, take the brand an IP and sell it to K-Mart (are they still in business?)

    I think everying in this documentary has an IQ in the 70s, so if you wonder where they all are, it’s in neighborhoods like this.

    • Replies: @Lugash
    @Anon

    When I see one of these "how do they stay in business?' stores I suspect a drug laundering operation.

    , @Alfa158
    @Anon

    Good point, it looks like a combination of substance abuse and wrong side of the bell curve. No doubt a self reinforcing feedback loop going on. GoodWhites almost never have contact with anyone who is not in at least the talented tenth, and would benefit from watching this channel instead of all the mainstream media featuring depictions of real and fictional upper percentile examples.

  15. Aspiring Rappers gunning down rivals, doing the job that Planned Parenthood failed to do.

  16. Anon[353] • Disclaimer says:

    Plaques for blacks, from 15:10:

    We laugh and we joke, we say Nip actually needs a plaque, Nip need to be recognized by the city, ’cause he doing something that a lot of people cannot do, and that’s rehabilitate an area, give felons jobs, and make the motherfuckers be productive.

    • LOL: Clyde
    • Replies: @Budd Dwyer
    @Anon

    Wow, Nipsey’s dad (18:50) is your typical Arab store owner. I thought Nipsey was East African or something. I wonder what his mother looks like?

  17. “We need to redouble our efforts and keep working towards intervening and finding ways of resolving disputes without people resorting to the ‘bullet with no name on it,’” Moore said, using a phrase from one of Hussle’s well-known songs.

    Michael Moore is the LA Police chief who quoted his lyrics. We are showing new forms of cuckery on a daily basis

    • Replies: @Ragno
    @Danindc

    Looks like Nipsey wasn't the only mf'er working a "hussle":


    Before Michael Moore was promoted to become the Los Angeles Police Department’s new chief in June, he took a brief, highly unusual retirement.

    He left as chief of operations for only a few weeks before rejoining the force in the same job at the same pay. But the move provided him with a financial windfall: a lump sum retirement payment of $1.27 million from the city.

    Moore, 58, received the money thanks to his enrollment in the city’s Deferred Retirement Option Plan, or DROP, which pays veteran cops and firefighters their pensions, in addition to their salaries, for the last five years of their careers.

    The unusual sequence of events raised questions among veteran government watchdogs.

    Police and fire department leaders “have very sharp pencils and they stay up all night trying to figure out how to suck as much out of the city as possible,” said former L.A. Chief Administrative Officer Keith Comrie, a critic of the DROP program.

    It’s common for senior LAPD and LAFD officials to receive large DROP payments on their way out the door. Since 2008, 51 members of the departments with “chief” in their title — assistant chief, deputy chief, battalion chief — have completed the program.

    Of those, six have walked away with more than $1 million, according to a Times review of city data. Their average payment was $794,000.


    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-chief-drop-2018-08012-story.html
     

    Replies: @Joe Stalin, @Reg Cæsar

    , @Paul Jolliffe
    @Danindc

    Wait a minute - the LA Police Chief who is talking about limiting gun violence is named "Michael Moore"?
    How many ironically named people are mixed up in this case, anyway?

    I thought Michael Moore made it clear that all gun violence was the result of crazy white culture and bowling . . . :)

    https://youtu.be/0uOY6x_K8Ms

  18. Yo yo

    Uh-huh

    Yeah

    Be smokin trees just like an EriTree-an
    Killin mo niggas than rooftop Koreans

    Uh

    Yeah

    • LOL: Harry Baldwin
    • Replies: @Bartleby
    @TelfoedJohn

    Word

  19. Is that Benny Gunman on the right?

    Another aspiring rapper, geez, what a surprise. I live to read about one of these idiots being an aspiring neurosurgeon. Hell, an aspiring upstanding citizen would do.

    • Replies: @Budd Dwyer
    @Brutusale


    Is that Benny Gunman on the right?
     
    To da right of homeboy Sig Squeezer?

    Replies: @Dtbb

    , @Mike Zwick
    @Brutusale

    Shoot my wife...Please! badump bump!

  20. Nipsey’s killer hopes to be a rapper,
    He has a gift for rhyme;
    If he drops the soap in the prison shower,
    He’ll have a gay old time!

  21. @Brutusale
    Is that Benny Gunman on the right?

    Another aspiring rapper, geez, what a surprise. I live to read about one of these idiots being an aspiring neurosurgeon. Hell, an aspiring upstanding citizen would do.

    Replies: @Budd Dwyer, @Mike Zwick

    Is that Benny Gunman on the right?

    To da right of homeboy Sig Squeezer?

    • Disagree: Dtbb
    • Replies: @Dtbb
    @Budd Dwyer

    LOL! Hit wrong button.

  22. @Anon
    Plaques for blacks, from 15:10:

    https://youtu.be/2FnFUCgo7x8?t=908

    We laugh and we joke, we say Nip actually needs a plaque, Nip need to be recognized by the city, 'cause he doing something that a lot of people cannot do, and that's rehabilitate an area, give felons jobs, and make the motherfuckers be productive.
     

    Replies: @Budd Dwyer

    Wow, Nipsey’s dad (18:50) is your typical Arab store owner. I thought Nipsey was East African or something. I wonder what his mother looks like?

  23. Without the tag “aspiring rapper” they’re just another dead brother. Of course the term has become so ubiquitous that they’re now just another dead “aspiring rapper.”

  24. @Anon
    @R.G. Camara

    Even successful celebrities don't stay rich for long. The number one reason is gold digging women. Number two is drugs. Number three is mooching friends and relatives.

    Hookers, blow, leeches.

    Replies: @SFG, @Alden

    Depends, you need very strong principles or will. Quite a few celebrities do stay wealthy into their old age. You tend not to hear about them so much, though, which is probably not a coincidence.

  25. @R.G. Camara
    When rappers do this, I'm reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the "fakeness" of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as "real" as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem "real"---working "stiff", as they say----only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem "badass" and "gangsta" to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper "dissing" them.

    Replies: @Anon, @Sean, @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan, @J1234, @Hapalong Cassidy, @Thomm

    Bruiser Broby was gave people what they wanted and that is why he successful. A good businessman but did not take outside the ring real rivalries seriously enough when he went to Puerto Rico. He was making money in a promoter’s back yard and surprise surprise he got stabbed to death by a minion of the very promoter whose mouth he had been taking the bread out of. He did not fully understand that life is cheap in that country. Local guy who was a witness got put in a wheelchair for his trouble.

    • Replies: @anon1
    @Sean

    This is reason # 5,162,000 to just give Puerto Rico its independence.

  26. @Danindc
    “We need to redouble our efforts and keep working towards intervening and finding ways of resolving disputes without people resorting to the ‘bullet with no name on it,’” Moore said, using a phrase from one of Hussle’s well-known songs.

    Michael Moore is the LA Police chief who quoted his lyrics. We are showing new forms of cuckery on a daily basis

    Replies: @Ragno, @Paul Jolliffe

    Looks like Nipsey wasn’t the only mf’er working a “hussle”:

    Before Michael Moore was promoted to become the Los Angeles Police Department’s new chief in June, he took a brief, highly unusual retirement.

    He left as chief of operations for only a few weeks before rejoining the force in the same job at the same pay. But the move provided him with a financial windfall: a lump sum retirement payment of $1.27 million from the city.

    Moore, 58, received the money thanks to his enrollment in the city’s Deferred Retirement Option Plan, or DROP, which pays veteran cops and firefighters their pensions, in addition to their salaries, for the last five years of their careers.

    The unusual sequence of events raised questions among veteran government watchdogs.

    Police and fire department leaders “have very sharp pencils and they stay up all night trying to figure out how to suck as much out of the city as possible,” said former L.A. Chief Administrative Officer Keith Comrie, a critic of the DROP program.

    It’s common for senior LAPD and LAFD officials to receive large DROP payments on their way out the door. Since 2008, 51 members of the departments with “chief” in their title — assistant chief, deputy chief, battalion chief — have completed the program.

    Of those, six have walked away with more than $1 million, according to a Times review of city data. Their average payment was $794,000.

    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-chief-drop-2018-08012-story.html

    • Replies: @Joe Stalin
    @Ragno

    And I thought Chicago was the most corrupt city.

    If lesbian-elect Mayor Lightfoot cannot reduce the City payroll, cannot reduce pension obligations, then I wonder what city assets could be sold. After all, the City took all that money for the parking meters and used it to fill a hole in City finances.

    The public employees will be the death of the City. It's just a matter of time.

    Replies: @J.Ross

    , @Reg Cæsar
    @Ragno


    Before Michael Moore was promoted to become the Los Angeles Police Department’s new chief in June
     
    LAPD doesn't have a weight cap, like most forces do?


    https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffortunedotcom.files.wordpress.com%2F2016%2F05%2F496226560.jpg&w=1000&q=85
  27. Thank you all for driving up here to the Catskills and coming out tonight. We have a lot of entertainment for you here at iSteve’s resort.

    Be sure to try the chicken. We got it from Chik-fil-A at the airport when they got shut down. We’ve been saving it all month for you.

    Hey, let’s have a big round of applause for our host, Steve Sailer! Where is he? Oh, he’s in the closet writing something. He’ll hand you your coats on the way out. Be sure to tip him; he likes that.

    [MORE]

    Phyllis Killer is here to give hair style tips to the ladies, and Nipsey Hussle will give a shooting demonstration tonight that you’ll love. He comes to us all the way from LA, the land of the Launch Angles Dodgers. They used to be from Brooklyn you know. Traitors.

    Oh Nipsey is dead? Hey they just told me they brought in Eric Holder! That should be entertaining! Yes, the former Black Attorney General of the Black Justice Department. You’ll love him. He’s a killer.

    International Jew is here all summer. We finally found a drummer from the local high school to back up his one-liners. Control your language; the kid just had his bar mitzvah.

    We found Tiny Duck, ladies and gentlemen! He’s here tonight. You can feed him whatever you leave on your plates. It’s okay. He’ll gladly take other people’s stuff if they’re white. You are white, aren’t you? Ohhhhh, you’re a tough audience!

    Do go to the bar and try our Whiskey. He’ll be sitting there all night to tell you about interracial porn. Black on white is his favorite.

    Oh that reminds me. Milton Curl is here tonight too. The rumor is he’s a big man in comedy. Very large.

    Ron Unz might stop in to show us how stupid we all are. Be polite. He owns the place.

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have so many stars here, we can’t even remember them all for you. The Amazing Jack D. is here! If you’ve never seen him, you will be Amazed! because he’s better than The Amazing Kreskin. Think of any topic at all, and he will recite chapter and verse on it. And, if you’ve had so much Manischewitz that you can’t find your keys, he can start your car remotely and tell you what’s wrong with it.

    Buffalo Joe drove down all the way from, well, you know, Buffalo, to talk about real, down to Earth life. Or just Earth life for you Aliens. You are here leeegally, aren’t you? LOL, (wink). We love it. Bring your whole family over and they can form a conga line after dinner. As our president says, we neeed them for all those great jobs that are coming back here to our kitchen this summer.

    Our Summer of Salts Series continues tonight too, with so many story tellers you’ll wish we had a MORE button. Including yours truly. Later on I’m gonna go around the room and do my Joe Biden impersonation for all the ladies… Could somebody turn up the lights? I’m looking for Kylie and 3g4me…

    • Replies: @BenKenobi
    @Buzz Mohawk

    *golf clap* (also known as the Unz Standing Ovation)

  28. @Change that Matters
    From Steve's linked article:

    "This year started out well, but March turned violent, particularly in South L.A.’s 77th Division, where shootings increased from an average of five a week to 15 a week, Moore said.

    Nearly all the shootings were gang-related."
     
    No racial/immigration status breakdowns available.

    Replies: @Redneck farmer, @Cloudbuster, @snorlax

    “Gang-related” is “code”.

  29. Shocked, shocked I tell you

  30. When rappers collide
    When rappers come to blows
    Are making more lyrics
    For their cacophonous pose

    Shot once
    Shot twice
    He going down!
    He paying the price
    For graveyard admittance
    Just a roll of the dice

  31. @Danindc
    “We need to redouble our efforts and keep working towards intervening and finding ways of resolving disputes without people resorting to the ‘bullet with no name on it,’” Moore said, using a phrase from one of Hussle’s well-known songs.

    Michael Moore is the LA Police chief who quoted his lyrics. We are showing new forms of cuckery on a daily basis

    Replies: @Ragno, @Paul Jolliffe

    Wait a minute – the LA Police Chief who is talking about limiting gun violence is named “Michael Moore”?
    How many ironically named people are mixed up in this case, anyway?

    I thought Michael Moore made it clear that all gun violence was the result of crazy white culture and bowling . . . 🙂

  32. Lockdown 23and1 an exc-con YouTuber has it right: you cannot be a half way crook. Nipsey tried to.

  33. Steve,

    To go back to the “Jussie’s Girl” bit, I just realized how well Tchan’s name can be used in whatever lyrics you write. That is,

    “Jussie had a Tchan…”

    Et cetera.

    —Anon-in-Arkansas

  34. I rather be a coal miner than a rapper. It seems that a coal miner has a safer job.

  35. @Change that Matters
    From Steve's linked article:

    "This year started out well, but March turned violent, particularly in South L.A.’s 77th Division, where shootings increased from an average of five a week to 15 a week, Moore said.

    Nearly all the shootings were gang-related."
     
    No racial/immigration status breakdowns available.

    Replies: @Redneck farmer, @Cloudbuster, @snorlax

    Probably the Hillcrest Country Club vs. the Wilshire Country Club.

  36. Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5′-3″. I’ve literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn’t easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder’s age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    • Agree: Kylie
    • Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
    @Jack D

    They're working their way up though. Getting passed all through high school and welcomed into colleges and professions that used to require brains. Pretty soon they'll be struggling to land 777s while the automated systems are in the shop. We're all gonna die.

    Unless... the science fiction geeks can really get AI and self-doing-everything technology to work soon enough to save us.

    Personally, I welcome our new artificially intelligent overlords -- if they're really coming.

    On the other hand, that might backfire too...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARJ8cAGm6JE

    , @Old Prude
    @Jack D

    I remember tap-dancing also used to be something these young gentlemen would aspire to.

    Replies: @SunBakedSuburb

    , @BigDickNick
    @Jack D

    I went to a pretty black highschool. There was a kid whose goal was being an NBA player despite not being on the highschool team. Backup goal? Rapper.

    Having said that, I do think the vast majority of blacks are slightly more self aware than that. So goal just = rapper

    , @Johann Ricke
    @Jack D


    blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite.
     
    The self-esteem movement really ought to be renamed the megalomania movement.
    , @Harry Baldwin
    @Jack D

    blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness

    As is evident in the lyrics to their rap "music." How can anyone posture and brag so unabashedly? I know white guys who do this and other guys laugh at them behind their back. I guess it's different in the ghetto.

    Replies: @Fun, @Truth

    , @anon1
    @Jack D

    Its also that way with many black women, morbidly obese and unfeminine, thinking they are "hot".

  37. It is never an aspiring J-pop star.

    • Agree: Mark G.
  38. @R.G. Camara
    When rappers do this, I'm reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the "fakeness" of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as "real" as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem "real"---working "stiff", as they say----only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem "badass" and "gangsta" to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper "dissing" them.

    Replies: @Anon, @Sean, @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan, @J1234, @Hapalong Cassidy, @Thomm

    There will never, ever be a better parody of all this than what was done on the Sopranos

  39. I was disappointed to hear, in Cape Verde in 2017, rap. ‘Til then I had been pleased to be able to say Not even Africans listen to rap. At least I am still able to say Not even Moslems believe in global warming.

  40. @Jack D
    Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5'-3". I've literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn't easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder's age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Old Prude, @BigDickNick, @Johann Ricke, @Harry Baldwin, @anon1

    They’re working their way up though. Getting passed all through high school and welcomed into colleges and professions that used to require brains. Pretty soon they’ll be struggling to land 777s while the automated systems are in the shop. We’re all gonna die.

    Unless… the science fiction geeks can really get AI and self-doing-everything technology to work soon enough to save us.

    Personally, I welcome our new artificially intelligent overlords — if they’re really coming.

    On the other hand, that might backfire too…

  41. • Replies: @Anon
    @Benjaminl


    Without, however, bothering to inquire too much about what makes for “bad schools”…

    https://vdare.com/articles/bad-schools-immigration-and-the-great-middle-class-massacre
     
    It's funny that Steve writes,


    Still, euphemisms get in the way of solutions. So I'm going to rush in where W&T fear to tread. I'm going to explain exactly what Americans mean by the term "bad schools"
     
    and then the punch line is, euphemistically,

    Americans use the term "bad schools" to mean—"bad students."
     
    I don't think that's true. The fully ruductionist, Ockhamesque, KISS, deeuphemized explanation is,

    Americans use the term "bad schools" to mean—"black students."

    The fewer immigrant Hispanic students, the better, but no matter how close Hispanic IQ approaches black IQ, they are distinctly less undesirable as schoolmates because:

    1. They misbehave much less and are much less violent, and

    2. Their (broken) culture seems to be less Lorelei-ish to white kids than black street and popular culture.

    If you're in Texas, yeah, stay away from Hispanic schools. But in most places they are not the metric you should be keeping your eye on.
  42. @Anon
    Documentary of Nipsey's ghetto clothing shop in Crenshaw, in a shitty little corner mall. Very good introduction to the neighborhood, the sort of people living there, and Nipsey's hangers on. This shop would have lost a ton of money. The staff would be stealing money and inventory, reselling inventory. Who would be paying cash for clothing in this neighborhood? Maybe the strategy was to have some physical proof of a clothing brand, and then sell it some adult supervision, like the Shark Tank black guy, who would shut it down, take the brand an IP and sell it to K-Mart (are they still in business?)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FnFUCgo7x8

    I think everying in this documentary has an IQ in the 70s, so if you wonder where they all are, it's in neighborhoods like this.

    Replies: @Lugash, @Alfa158

    When I see one of these “how do they stay in business?’ stores I suspect a drug laundering operation.

  43. @DFH
    We need to have a conversation about rapper-on-rapper violence and the societal issues affecting the rapper community

    Replies: @stillCARealist, @WowJustWow

    No, we need rappers to shut up and quit rapping. Maybe get actual jobs and marry one woman. Paging Dr. Peterson.

    The “conversation” about this crap has been going on long enough and it needs to end like the dinosaurs and the comets.

    • Replies: @Neuday
    @stillCARealist

    Get a job, marry 1 woman? That leads to paying taxes, maybe even sobriety. That's cultural appropriation, gnomesayn?

  44. There’s not much room at the top!

  45. On Tuesday, Fly Mac, whose legal name is Eric Holder, was arrested in connection with the shooting death of a far more famous rapper, Nipsey Hussle

    Any relation to the former Attorney General with the same name?

    • Replies: @Harry Baldwin
    @Peripatetic Commenter

    On Tuesday, Fly Mac, whose legal name is Eric Holder

    Fly Mac? Any relation to Marty McFly of Back to the Future? Puzzles within puzzled.

  46. @Anon
    Documentary of Nipsey's ghetto clothing shop in Crenshaw, in a shitty little corner mall. Very good introduction to the neighborhood, the sort of people living there, and Nipsey's hangers on. This shop would have lost a ton of money. The staff would be stealing money and inventory, reselling inventory. Who would be paying cash for clothing in this neighborhood? Maybe the strategy was to have some physical proof of a clothing brand, and then sell it some adult supervision, like the Shark Tank black guy, who would shut it down, take the brand an IP and sell it to K-Mart (are they still in business?)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FnFUCgo7x8

    I think everying in this documentary has an IQ in the 70s, so if you wonder where they all are, it's in neighborhoods like this.

    Replies: @Lugash, @Alfa158

    Good point, it looks like a combination of substance abuse and wrong side of the bell curve. No doubt a self reinforcing feedback loop going on. GoodWhites almost never have contact with anyone who is not in at least the talented tenth, and would benefit from watching this channel instead of all the mainstream media featuring depictions of real and fictional upper percentile examples.

  47. @Change that Matters
    From Steve's linked article:

    "This year started out well, but March turned violent, particularly in South L.A.’s 77th Division, where shootings increased from an average of five a week to 15 a week, Moore said.

    Nearly all the shootings were gang-related."
     
    No racial/immigration status breakdowns available.

    Replies: @Redneck farmer, @Cloudbuster, @snorlax

    Nearly all the shootings were gang-related.

    No racial/immigration status breakdowns available.

    When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way

  48. @R.G. Camara
    When rappers do this, I'm reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the "fakeness" of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as "real" as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem "real"---working "stiff", as they say----only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem "badass" and "gangsta" to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper "dissing" them.

    Replies: @Anon, @Sean, @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan, @J1234, @Hapalong Cassidy, @Thomm

    I’m reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage

    There was something on TV about 15 years ago that was a sort of wrestling retrospective/gathering that had some of my childhood heroes like Mad Dog Vachon in it. Randy Savage was one of the participants and it was truly creepy how big the chip on his shoulder was. As I recall, he sat by himself drinking and was extremely sarcastic when anyone spoke with him.

  49. @R.G. Camara
    When rappers do this, I'm reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the "fakeness" of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as "real" as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem "real"---working "stiff", as they say----only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem "badass" and "gangsta" to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper "dissing" them.

    Replies: @Anon, @Sean, @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan, @J1234, @Hapalong Cassidy, @Thomm

    The closest White music example I can think of (this blurring of gimmick and reality), was the Norwegian death metal band Mayhem. They vandalized and burned churches, and had a lead singer who killed himself, leaving behind a short suicide note that simply said “please excuse all the blood”. Oh, and to top it off their lead guitarist was stabbed to death by another band member.

    • Replies: @TB
    @Hapalong Cassidy

    Here's Varg playing riffs from his songs unplugged, using his oak table as an amp:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbRktiKJfE

  50. @AndrewR
    I'm not saying Nipsey deserved to die, but he was an avowed Crip, so I'm not sure why anyone is all that surprised or even upset. Am I missing something?

    Replies: @DCThrowback, @BigDickNick, @anon, @PaceLaw, @MBlanc46

    I am no expert on the “community” as it were, but …

    1/ I assume being a member of gang is more than pledging a frat, but only slightly less than “joining a family that will protect you…and you will help protect them” because your Dad is nowhere to be found and things get shittier quicker in those “hoods”.

    2/ Sometimes you outgrow your family and move on to bigger things.

    3/ Sometimes, they are ties that bind. In this case, it doesn’t appear to be gang related, but rather anger related. Dudes talked, dude got pissed, dude got gun, dude shot other dude(s). Low time preference, low IQ, quick to anger. No surprise…but…

    4/ Upset is different. This guy was at least an entrepreneur and intelligent while having varied interests, as well as…and, get this…mixtapes that were so good he could get $100 each for them, was smart enough to limit production of them to stimulate demand … and last one, Jay-Z bought 10 of his 100 tape “run”. He was involved with a documentary (!) on a doctor in Honduras who was killed when he presented evidence in a court of law (!!) he could cure AIDS (!!!). I get the sadness despite me not being sad personally, other than the normal “no one should this early” sadness we all feel when true potential is not reached by any human being, rapper or not.

    • Replies: @Not Raul
    @DCThrowback

    I’ll tell you who is sad personally: the “White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax” guy.

    Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian

  51. I love that the perp’s real name is Eric Holder.

    • Replies: @DCThrowback
    @Dan Smith

    Gonna be a fun day when the first Barack Ohama Jones either makes the NBA or commits a major felony.

    Replies: @tyrone

  52. Milton Berle should never be forgiven for letting Ethel Merman steal the show in the movie It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. I’m sure up in Show Business Heaven that Merman will never let Milton hear the end of how easily Ethel grabbed the picture from Berle.

    My Exeter Hall friends, one thing is clear in this ever-changing world — Uncle Miltie let us down and was soundly defeated by that Merman woman…

    • Replies: @Not Raul
    @Charles Pewitt

    Steve! Uncle Kill-T!

  53. @Almost Missouri
    I assume they're using "sang" ironically here.

    Anyhow, "aspiring rapper" is pretty much every ghetto murder story—on both the perp and victim sides. Usually there's also a line like "was just turning his life around" (i.e., there's nothing in his biography to indicate this wouldn't be his end, but the reporter wants you to pretend otherwise anyway).

    Occasionally, for variety, if there was an athletic scholarship anywhere in the vicinity, then it's "aspiring basketball star".

    Replies: @International Jew, @Sean, @BigDickNick, @Harry Baldwin

    “Father of two/three/etc” is also up there among the cliches.

    • Replies: @MichiganMom
    @International Jew

    And always a fiancée. Never a wife.

  54. • Replies: @anon
    @Lot


    "I look forward to building our collective power"
     
    no doubt at the expense of those who actually built this country
  55. @Buzz Mohawk
    Thank you all for driving up here to the Catskills and coming out tonight. We have a lot of entertainment for you here at iSteve's resort.

    Be sure to try the chicken. We got it from Chik-fil-A at the airport when they got shut down. We've been saving it all month for you.

    Hey, let's have a big round of applause for our host, Steve Sailer! Where is he? Oh, he's in the closet writing something. He'll hand you your coats on the way out. Be sure to tip him; he likes that.



    Phyllis Killer is here to give hair style tips to the ladies, and Nipsey Hussle will give a shooting demonstration tonight that you'll love. He comes to us all the way from LA, the land of the Launch Angles Dodgers. They used to be from Brooklyn you know. Traitors.

    Oh Nipsey is dead? Hey they just told me they brought in Eric Holder! That should be entertaining! Yes, the former Black Attorney General of the Black Justice Department. You'll love him. He's a killer.

    International Jew is here all summer. We finally found a drummer from the local high school to back up his one-liners. Control your language; the kid just had his bar mitzvah.

    We found Tiny Duck, ladies and gentlemen! He's here tonight. You can feed him whatever you leave on your plates. It's okay. He'll gladly take other people's stuff if they're white. You are white, aren't you? Ohhhhh, you're a tough audience!

    Do go to the bar and try our Whiskey. He'll be sitting there all night to tell you about interracial porn. Black on white is his favorite.

    Oh that reminds me. Milton Curl is here tonight too. The rumor is he's a big man in comedy. Very large.

    Ron Unz might stop in to show us how stupid we all are. Be polite. He owns the place.

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have so many stars here, we can't even remember them all for you. The Amazing Jack D. is here! If you've never seen him, you will be Amazed! because he's better than The Amazing Kreskin. Think of any topic at all, and he will recite chapter and verse on it. And, if you've had so much Manischewitz that you can't find your keys, he can start your car remotely and tell you what's wrong with it.

    Buffalo Joe drove down all the way from, well, you know, Buffalo, to talk about real, down to Earth life. Or just Earth life for you Aliens. You are here leeegally, aren't you? LOL, (wink). We love it. Bring your whole family over and they can form a conga line after dinner. As our president says, we neeed them for all those great jobs that are coming back here to our kitchen this summer.

    Our Summer of Salts Series continues tonight too, with so many story tellers you'll wish we had a MORE button. Including yours truly. Later on I'm gonna go around the room and do my Joe Biden impersonation for all the ladies... Could somebody turn up the lights? I'm looking for Kylie and 3g4me...

    Replies: @BenKenobi

    *golf clap* (also known as the Unz Standing Ovation)

  56. A prevalent conspiracy theory going around is that the murder of Mr. Hussle was done to keep a woke man from having a positive impact on his community, not just another example of fellas being fellas.

  57. @Jack D
    Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5'-3". I've literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn't easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder's age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Old Prude, @BigDickNick, @Johann Ricke, @Harry Baldwin, @anon1

    I remember tap-dancing also used to be something these young gentlemen would aspire to.

    • Replies: @SunBakedSuburb
    @Old Prude

    Now all they want to do is read.

    Replies: @Bruce County

  58. @Anon
    @R.G. Camara

    Even successful celebrities don't stay rich for long. The number one reason is gold digging women. Number two is drugs. Number three is mooching friends and relatives.

    Hookers, blow, leeches.

    Replies: @SFG, @Alden

    Is that statement fact or just your opinion? Most of the even minor celebrities do very well taking care of their money.

  59. Aspiring rapper is easily the most dangerous occupation here in Atlanta.

    The same recording studios often have 1-2 shootings per year.

    • Replies: @Lot
    @Camlost

    Actual non-aspiring rapper is also pretty dangerous.

    Richard Moll, pictures above, is still alive and well and doing voice acting. His Night Court colleague Markie Post has aged pretty well too.

    http://intimatecelebs.com/celebs/markie_post/markie_post_markie_RQvPbTR.jpg

    http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Netflix+Santa+Clarita+Diet+Season+2+Premiere+sSmm-6EbRizx.jpg

    Replies: @anon

    , @black sea
    @Camlost

    Norm MacDonald on the most dangerous job in America:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDX7UoikvVk

    Replies: @Polynikes

    , @Ed
    @Camlost

    The First 48 recently featured a shooting at an Atlanta studio. Two guys barged in on a rapper. They killed him but not before the rapper got off a couple shots killing one of them.

  60. @AndrewR
    I'm not saying Nipsey deserved to die, but he was an avowed Crip, so I'm not sure why anyone is all that surprised or even upset. Am I missing something?

    Replies: @DCThrowback, @BigDickNick, @anon, @PaceLaw, @MBlanc46

    he was a good boy who didn’t do nuffin.

  61. Lot says:
    @Camlost
    Aspiring rapper is easily the most dangerous occupation here in Atlanta.

    The same recording studios often have 1-2 shootings per year.

    Replies: @Lot, @black sea, @Ed

    Actual non-aspiring rapper is also pretty dangerous.

    Richard Moll, pictures above, is still alive and well and doing voice acting. His Night Court colleague Markie Post has aged pretty well too.

    • Replies: @anon
    @Lot

    sadly, Julia Duffy of Newhart didnt look too good last i saw

    she used to be smokin' hot

    Replies: @Truth

  62. @Camlost
    Aspiring rapper is easily the most dangerous occupation here in Atlanta.

    The same recording studios often have 1-2 shootings per year.

    Replies: @Lot, @black sea, @Ed

    Norm MacDonald on the most dangerous job in America:

    • Replies: @Polynikes
    @black sea

    The guy is a national treasure.

  63. @James Speaks
    Was his name "Fission Barrel forty-fo"

    Replies: @SunBakedSuburb, @Ed

    Pepsi’s murderer is an aspiring reader. Isn’t that good news for the African community?

    • Replies: @James Speaks
    @SunBakedSuburb

    He was making a statement.

    In that regard, think of a conversation.

  64. @AndrewR
    I'm not saying Nipsey deserved to die, but he was an avowed Crip, so I'm not sure why anyone is all that surprised or even upset. Am I missing something?

    Replies: @DCThrowback, @BigDickNick, @anon, @PaceLaw, @MBlanc46

    you’re supposed to pretend he was a gudboi

  65. Lot says:
    @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    Gangsta rap is exactly the same now as in the mid 1990s. Innovation in other music genres is also not very high, but at least still exists.

    Just hours and hours of bragging about being a violent drug dealer with luxury cars and clothing. For 30 years and counting.

    At least it has lost most of its popularity among middle class whites compared to the 1990s and early 00s. I did my part in HS and college, telling any friend who had it their taste was awful and they should try Zeppelin or Metallica or the White Stripes.

  66. @Old Prude
    @Jack D

    I remember tap-dancing also used to be something these young gentlemen would aspire to.

    Replies: @SunBakedSuburb

    Now all they want to do is read.

    • Replies: @Bruce County
    @SunBakedSuburb

    LOL

  67. @Lot
    @Camlost

    Actual non-aspiring rapper is also pretty dangerous.

    Richard Moll, pictures above, is still alive and well and doing voice acting. His Night Court colleague Markie Post has aged pretty well too.

    http://intimatecelebs.com/celebs/markie_post/markie_post_markie_RQvPbTR.jpg

    http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Netflix+Santa+Clarita+Diet+Season+2+Premiere+sSmm-6EbRizx.jpg

    Replies: @anon

    sadly, Julia Duffy of Newhart didnt look too good last i saw

    she used to be smokin’ hot

    • Replies: @Truth
    @anon

    That's because she is not a "she."

  68. @Lot
    https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1110941859294179328

    https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1014193982782496768

    Replies: @anon

    “I look forward to building our collective power”

    no doubt at the expense of those who actually built this country

  69. @Ragno
    @Danindc

    Looks like Nipsey wasn't the only mf'er working a "hussle":


    Before Michael Moore was promoted to become the Los Angeles Police Department’s new chief in June, he took a brief, highly unusual retirement.

    He left as chief of operations for only a few weeks before rejoining the force in the same job at the same pay. But the move provided him with a financial windfall: a lump sum retirement payment of $1.27 million from the city.

    Moore, 58, received the money thanks to his enrollment in the city’s Deferred Retirement Option Plan, or DROP, which pays veteran cops and firefighters their pensions, in addition to their salaries, for the last five years of their careers.

    The unusual sequence of events raised questions among veteran government watchdogs.

    Police and fire department leaders “have very sharp pencils and they stay up all night trying to figure out how to suck as much out of the city as possible,” said former L.A. Chief Administrative Officer Keith Comrie, a critic of the DROP program.

    It’s common for senior LAPD and LAFD officials to receive large DROP payments on their way out the door. Since 2008, 51 members of the departments with “chief” in their title — assistant chief, deputy chief, battalion chief — have completed the program.

    Of those, six have walked away with more than $1 million, according to a Times review of city data. Their average payment was $794,000.


    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-chief-drop-2018-08012-story.html
     

    Replies: @Joe Stalin, @Reg Cæsar

    And I thought Chicago was the most corrupt city.

    If lesbian-elect Mayor Lightfoot cannot reduce the City payroll, cannot reduce pension obligations, then I wonder what city assets could be sold. After all, the City took all that money for the parking meters and used it to fill a hole in City finances.

    The public employees will be the death of the City. It’s just a matter of time.

    • Replies: @J.Ross
    @Joe Stalin

    Every major city budget story for the past ten years has been about selling off things that ought not be for sale at all to fix one year's budget. The folks signing off on this are college graduates, accountants, and lawyers. This is a pre-revolutionary atmosphere.
    The Chicago meters were especially egregious because it was an uninformed, rushed vote by the aldermen, just like Obamacare and USAPATRIOT.

  70. @Almost Missouri
    I assume they're using "sang" ironically here.

    Anyhow, "aspiring rapper" is pretty much every ghetto murder story—on both the perp and victim sides. Usually there's also a line like "was just turning his life around" (i.e., there's nothing in his biography to indicate this wouldn't be his end, but the reporter wants you to pretend otherwise anyway).

    Occasionally, for variety, if there was an athletic scholarship anywhere in the vicinity, then it's "aspiring basketball star".

    Replies: @International Jew, @Sean, @BigDickNick, @Harry Baldwin

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn’t sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra’s phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    • Replies: @BB753
    @Sean

    Add to that list Louis Armstrong. Great phrasing and in tune, but not a great voice. Brazil's Antonio Carlos Jobim (one of the greatest popular music composers ever, author of Girl from Ipanema, Corcovado and about a thousand other great songs) and Joao Gilberto, more of a guitar player, could pull that out too on vocals. Although Gilberto was a slightly more gifted tenor. Check out "Para machucar meu coracao" on YouTube or Amazon music, with Stan Getz on the sax). Both were white Brazilians, as were Vinicius de Morais and Toquinho, Menescal, Carlos Lyra, etc.

    , @YetAnotherAnon
    @Sean

    "Jimi Hendix couldn’t sing nor Mark Knopfler either. "

    Don't forget the daddy of non-singing, Bob Dylan. His phrasing's pretty good, though.

    , @J.Ross
    @Sean

    Yeah but come on, that doesn't work at all. Those people sang and understood music, they couldn't "sing" conventionally well (also, Sinatra did sing when he was younger). They're still extending syllables in line with the music. Rappers are speaking (which is what rapping means), not singing poorly but not singing at all, within boxes of timing set up by video game MIDIs, lacking almost all the characteristics of music. It's like if Mercury is running, Sinatra is strolling, Knopfler is walking with a limp, but any given rapper has used the Japanese space program to isolate himself in space so that not only is he standing still, he is not even moving with the rotation of the Earth.

    Replies: @Clyde

    , @MBlanc46
    @Sean

    It wasn’t Hendix’s singing that made him a star.

    , @Jonathan Mason
    @Sean

    A lot of pop music singers cannot really sing. Bob Dylan?

    Nat King Cole played piano in his jazz trio (piano, guitar, bass (no drums)) and if he had never sung o note, he would still be one of the all time greats. He started singing a few songs for bar patron requests, and to give the band a break, and became one of the best selling singers in history. Collaboration with a unknown young arranger called Nelson Riddle on a single called Mona Lisa did no harm to the career of both men.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEMT0Ss4qSg

    Louis Armstrong is one of the greatest singers in history, because he changed the way popular songs were sung and everyone who came after was influenced by him.

    The story is that after Louis split his lip open playing the trumpet at extreme volume (no electronic amplifiers in them days and Louis played so loud that in the recording studio he had to stand five feet further from the microphone than the other musicians), he started adding vocals to the repertoire to give his lip a rest, but the vocals followed the rhythmic pattern and phrasing of his instrumental trumpet playing rather than the crooning style of the day.

    Replies: @Anonymous, @Sean

  71. “L.A. County sheriff’s deputies arrested Holder, who was on foot in the 9900 block of Artesia Boulevard, and brought him to the Lakewood station, where L.A. Police Department detectives picked him up.”

    After the arrest, the LA traffic squad towed away his Nike Air Yeezys.

    • Replies: @Lot
    @JimB

    “9900 block of Artesia Boulevard”

    Driving north into LA, Artesia Blvd is when moderate OC traffic ends and awful LA traffic begins.

    Pat Nixon grew up on a small farm in the Artesia school district, and Richard Nixon spoke at the opening of Artesia HS when he was VP.

    It is now 4% non-hispanic white.

    https://auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/pat-nixon.jpg

    Replies: @JimB, @Ed

  72. @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    “Don’t know anything about rap, but don’t rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?”

    The combined narcissism and low IQ of most blacks ensure that they never ever tire of the blackety-black-blackness of their culture generally and rap specifically.

  73. @Budd Dwyer
    @Brutusale


    Is that Benny Gunman on the right?
     
    To da right of homeboy Sig Squeezer?

    Replies: @Dtbb

    LOL! Hit wrong button.

  74. @Almost Missouri
    I assume they're using "sang" ironically here.

    Anyhow, "aspiring rapper" is pretty much every ghetto murder story—on both the perp and victim sides. Usually there's also a line like "was just turning his life around" (i.e., there's nothing in his biography to indicate this wouldn't be his end, but the reporter wants you to pretend otherwise anyway).

    Occasionally, for variety, if there was an athletic scholarship anywhere in the vicinity, then it's "aspiring basketball star".

    Replies: @International Jew, @Sean, @BigDickNick, @Harry Baldwin

    don’t forget “fiancee” all of these guys have “fiancees” that they were just about to marry before being gunned down.

  75. @Sean
    @Almost Missouri

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn't sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra's phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    Replies: @BB753, @YetAnotherAnon, @J.Ross, @MBlanc46, @Jonathan Mason

    Add to that list Louis Armstrong. Great phrasing and in tune, but not a great voice. Brazil’s Antonio Carlos Jobim (one of the greatest popular music composers ever, author of Girl from Ipanema, Corcovado and about a thousand other great songs) and Joao Gilberto, more of a guitar player, could pull that out too on vocals. Although Gilberto was a slightly more gifted tenor. Check out “Para machucar meu coracao” on YouTube or Amazon music, with Stan Getz on the sax). Both were white Brazilians, as were Vinicius de Morais and Toquinho, Menescal, Carlos Lyra, etc.

  76. @stillCARealist
    @DFH

    No, we need rappers to shut up and quit rapping. Maybe get actual jobs and marry one woman. Paging Dr. Peterson.

    The "conversation" about this crap has been going on long enough and it needs to end like the dinosaurs and the comets.

    Replies: @Neuday

    Get a job, marry 1 woman? That leads to paying taxes, maybe even sobriety. That’s cultural appropriation, gnomesayn?

  77. @Dan Smith
    I love that the perp's real name is Eric Holder.

    Replies: @DCThrowback

    Gonna be a fun day when the first Barack Ohama Jones either makes the NBA or commits a major felony.

    • Replies: @tyrone
    @DCThrowback

    Yes ,a cheap thrill I admit but there's no substitute for the real thing.

  78. @R.G. Camara
    When rappers do this, I'm reminded of professional wrestlers who started blurring the line in their minds between their gimmick and reality, such as Macho Man Randy Savage and Bruiser Brody, who many thought by the end actually was buying his rivalries. But many wrestlers took the "fakeness" of their in-ring very lightly, striving to make it as "real" as possible. The Dynamite Kid and Bob Holly come to mind as too dudes who tried to make every move legitimately hurt as much as possible to make it seem "real"---working "stiff", as they say----only to wind up injuring themselves and their opponents. Holly was so rough that misbehaving WWE wrestlers were given matches with him as punishment, and Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Taking young, impressionable, excitable men desperate for fame, money, and women, and filling up their heads with fake toughness stories and how they needed to seem "badass" and "gangsta" to sell records seems like a really bad idea. But record company execs do it on the regular, then fill up those same kids with drugs and leave a gun lying a round, while also pushing gossip about another rapper "dissing" them.

    Replies: @Anon, @Sean, @John Burns, Gettysburg Partisan, @J1234, @Hapalong Cassidy, @Thomm

    Dynamite Kid is now in a wheelchair, but still bragging about stiff he worked.

    Dynamite Kid passed away a few months ago.

  79. @International Jew
    @Almost Missouri

    "Father of two/three/etc" is also up there among the cliches.

    Replies: @MichiganMom

    And always a fiancée. Never a wife.

  80. @The Alarmist
    East Coast or West Coast?

    Is his handle Kill Kosby?

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar

    East Coast or West Coast?

    Lake Mead.

  81. @Jack D
    Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5'-3". I've literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn't easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder's age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Old Prude, @BigDickNick, @Johann Ricke, @Harry Baldwin, @anon1

    I went to a pretty black highschool. There was a kid whose goal was being an NBA player despite not being on the highschool team. Backup goal? Rapper.

    Having said that, I do think the vast majority of blacks are slightly more self aware than that. So goal just = rapper

  82. @Ragno
    @Danindc

    Looks like Nipsey wasn't the only mf'er working a "hussle":


    Before Michael Moore was promoted to become the Los Angeles Police Department’s new chief in June, he took a brief, highly unusual retirement.

    He left as chief of operations for only a few weeks before rejoining the force in the same job at the same pay. But the move provided him with a financial windfall: a lump sum retirement payment of $1.27 million from the city.

    Moore, 58, received the money thanks to his enrollment in the city’s Deferred Retirement Option Plan, or DROP, which pays veteran cops and firefighters their pensions, in addition to their salaries, for the last five years of their careers.

    The unusual sequence of events raised questions among veteran government watchdogs.

    Police and fire department leaders “have very sharp pencils and they stay up all night trying to figure out how to suck as much out of the city as possible,” said former L.A. Chief Administrative Officer Keith Comrie, a critic of the DROP program.

    It’s common for senior LAPD and LAFD officials to receive large DROP payments on their way out the door. Since 2008, 51 members of the departments with “chief” in their title — assistant chief, deputy chief, battalion chief — have completed the program.

    Of those, six have walked away with more than $1 million, according to a Times review of city data. Their average payment was $794,000.


    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-chief-drop-2018-08012-story.html
     

    Replies: @Joe Stalin, @Reg Cæsar

    Before Michael Moore was promoted to become the Los Angeles Police Department’s new chief in June

    LAPD doesn’t have a weight cap, like most forces do?

    https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffortunedotcom.files.wordpress.com%2F2016%2F05%2F496226560.jpg&w=1000&q=85

  83. @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    German plates? Like in the early scene in Boys From Brazil?

  84. @Joe Stalin
    @Ragno

    And I thought Chicago was the most corrupt city.

    If lesbian-elect Mayor Lightfoot cannot reduce the City payroll, cannot reduce pension obligations, then I wonder what city assets could be sold. After all, the City took all that money for the parking meters and used it to fill a hole in City finances.

    The public employees will be the death of the City. It's just a matter of time.

    Replies: @J.Ross

    Every major city budget story for the past ten years has been about selling off things that ought not be for sale at all to fix one year’s budget. The folks signing off on this are college graduates, accountants, and lawyers. This is a pre-revolutionary atmosphere.
    The Chicago meters were especially egregious because it was an uninformed, rushed vote by the aldermen, just like Obamacare and USAPATRIOT.

  85. @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    On the financial side, I wonder who the beneficiaries of his ‘million dollar life insurance on his flesh’ are? No way there’ll be a fight there.

    On the appeal to the non-gangster youth: I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too. I’m sure the music industry knows this.

    • Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian
    @Deckin

    Yeah, but country music is just so... gay nowadays. I'd say about 1/10 songs that I hear on the radio are country. And that is usually some old Alan Jackson song thrown into the mix.

    Face it, modern country music is just soft rock or r&b. I'm glad these kids aren't listening to rap, but if they're listening to mainstream country, that's no good either.

    Replies: @Redneck farmer, @Jack D

    , @Anon
    @Deckin


    I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too.
     
    I really like the young Los Angeles country singer Sam Outlaw (mother's maiden name).

    You may recall a brief Twitter eruption from a couple of years ago when writer Bret Easton Ellis described on a podcast how his Hollywood dinner partners went apoplectic when he suggested that anti-Trump anger was getting out of hand:

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bret-easton-ellis-says-he-was-called-a-trump-apologist-leaving-las-sunset-tower-hotel-1021572

    That led me to the podcast in question, and by chance an interview with Sam Outlaw also appeared on that podcast:

    https://www.podcastone.com/episode/B.E.E.---Sam-Outlaw---3/27/17

    From 0:00:00 Bret Easton Ellis on Trump derangement syndrome in Hollywood post election.
    From 0:42:00 Bret Easton Ellis tells a millennial that he likes country, and millennial goes nuts.
    From 0:43:45 Bret Easton Ellis introduces Sam Outlaw.
    From 0:45:45 Finally Sam Outlaw gets talking.

    As you can hear in the podcast, Outlaw was brought up in an extremely conservative orthodox Christian sect, and the only music he heard before he was an adult was Christian rock. It doesn't seem to have harmed him because he comes off as remarkably well adjusted.

    Some songs:

    Pedal steel guitar in this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE6uwuoBi5M

    Mariachis and a Latino rodeo rider figure in this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyRtJ73a_bM

    Outlaw's hot wife gives birth to his baby on camera at 2:05

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k86mxR7JRFA

    Outlaw varies his band members as you can see, with nose-ringed Molly Jenson on guitar/vocals as the most regular member. Pro skateboarder Danny Garcia plays guitar or (on Angeleno) piano occasionally. The mariachis were a nice Los Angeles touch (I wonder if they live in the mariachi ground zero of gentrifying Boyle Heights?)

    Replies: @Dave Pinsen

  86. @Sean
    @Almost Missouri

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn't sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra's phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    Replies: @BB753, @YetAnotherAnon, @J.Ross, @MBlanc46, @Jonathan Mason

    “Jimi Hendix couldn’t sing nor Mark Knopfler either. “

    Don’t forget the daddy of non-singing, Bob Dylan. His phrasing’s pretty good, though.

  87. OFF TOPIC

    Ann Coulter Could Beat Trump In The New Hampshire Presidential Primary If She Policy-Shocked The Voters With A Few Andrew Yang Type Proposals.

    If Ann Coulter calls for taxing remittances of foreigners to help pay down student loan debt or some other same such policies, she would jump in the polls.

    • Replies: @Not Raul
    @Charles Pewitt

    That might actually work. Can you get in touch with her people?

    , @Peripatetic Commenter
    @Charles Pewitt

    However, she doesn't have the balls to run.

    Oh wait, she has ovaries. At least that's what she claims.

  88. @Brutusale
    Is that Benny Gunman on the right?

    Another aspiring rapper, geez, what a surprise. I live to read about one of these idiots being an aspiring neurosurgeon. Hell, an aspiring upstanding citizen would do.

    Replies: @Budd Dwyer, @Mike Zwick

    Shoot my wife…Please! badump bump!

  89. @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    Don’t know anything about rap, but don’t rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    That’s what the gunfire is for………punctuation!

  90. OT:

    “Grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage with Jeff with support from each other and everyone who reach out to us in kindness,” MacKenzie Bezos wrote on Twitter. “Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of our Amazon stock plus voting control of my shares to support his continued contributions with the teams of these incredible companies.”

    MacKenzie Bezos retains 4 percent of Amazon, or about 19.7 million shares worth about $35.7 billion, the company said in a filing, making her the world’s fourth-richest woman, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Amazon shares dipped less than 1 percent.

    Poor girl. I hope she can get by with that.

    • Replies: @Bucky
    @Buzz Mohawk

    I'm hardly a feminist but given Jeff Bezos's behavior and how he treated her I was hoping she would get her full legal half.

    , @Anon
    @Buzz Mohawk

    If they did a 50-50 split, but Jeff still got most of the stock as well as the Post and Blue Origin, he must have given her one of the largest cash amount or cash equivalent in all of divorce history. She probably got about 29 billion in cash along with her share of the stock.

    , @Clyde
    @Buzz Mohawk

    It should come out why she was content with getting 25% of Bezoz' net worth.

    , @Reg Cæsar
    @Buzz Mohawk


    Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post
     
    Shoot. I hoped she would get all of that, and turn it around in revenge.

    But the chances of converting a major media franchise to our side are, well, Slim to none.

    , @Buffalo Joe
    @Buzz Mohawk

    Buzz, Now the most beautiful woman in the world.

  91. Can’t we just create a new sport where they rap while playing basketball, or play basketball while they rap, and just get the whole thing over with twice as fast?

    And we can get a bunch of much-needed African-American Studies majors from Princeton and Stanford to provide broadcast color commentary. Sorry, I mean “commentary of color”. Where are my manners?

    • Replies: @Truth
    @The Germ Theory of Disease

    Late and short. Once again...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsvwbYUDGoU

  92. Supposedly, the suspected gunman was a known informant and Nipsey informed him his presence was no longer welcome. The snitch , seeking revenge for said banning shot Hussle and associates.

  93. bored identity is clueless about all this nipsey hussle, but he strongly believes that this particular browny was doing a heckuva job – what a shame to lose such a talent :

    ‘I wish I was there’: Nipsey Hussle’s bodyguard retires after the rapper’s shooting death

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna990886

  94. @Almost Missouri
    I assume they're using "sang" ironically here.

    Anyhow, "aspiring rapper" is pretty much every ghetto murder story—on both the perp and victim sides. Usually there's also a line like "was just turning his life around" (i.e., there's nothing in his biography to indicate this wouldn't be his end, but the reporter wants you to pretend otherwise anyway).

    Occasionally, for variety, if there was an athletic scholarship anywhere in the vicinity, then it's "aspiring basketball star".

    Replies: @International Jew, @Sean, @BigDickNick, @Harry Baldwin

    Let’s give Trayvon some credit, wasn’t he aspiring to be aeronautical scientist or sumptin’?

    • Replies: @tyrone
    @Harry Baldwin

    Right, except he had turned his brains to sponge cake using sizzurp……….very unfriendly skies

    , @Alden
    @Harry Baldwin

    I think his general science class had a couple chapters on astronomy or something. Maybe there was a field trip to Cape Canaveral or film of the moon landing shown.

    Replies: @Jack D

  95. Now he’s an aspiring dirt-napper.

  96. Mike Tre [AKA "MikeatMikedotMike"] says:

    Nipsy’s baby mama Lauren London has an 80’s porn star name and looks a like a more feminine version of Michael, I mean Michelle, Obama:

    • Replies: @Steve Sailer
    @Mike Tre

    Lauren London has an alt-right video girl name. I expect Youtube to shadowban Lauren London's videos any day now.

    Replies: @Charles Pewitt, @Not Raul

  97. Eric Holder, the rapper, stage name should be Stereotypical Nigga. Or, maybe Sir Trope-a-lot.

  98. I’m pretty convinced that rap hardly has any musical value and is primarily political posturing. Its prominence is a degeneration of the culture into Idi amin like stupidity.

    • Replies: @MBlanc46
    @Bucky

    I’sd say that adolescent male posturing is more like it.

    , @anon
    @Bucky


    I’m pretty convinced that rap hardly has any musical value...
     
    what was it that convinced you?
  99. @Buzz Mohawk
    OT:

    “Grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage with Jeff with support from each other and everyone who reach out to us in kindness,” MacKenzie Bezos wrote on Twitter. “Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of our Amazon stock plus voting control of my shares to support his continued contributions with the teams of these incredible companies.”

     


    MacKenzie Bezos retains 4 percent of Amazon, or about 19.7 million shares worth about $35.7 billion, the company said in a filing, making her the world’s fourth-richest woman, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Amazon shares dipped less than 1 percent.
     
    Poor girl. I hope she can get by with that.

    Replies: @Bucky, @Anon, @Clyde, @Reg Cæsar, @Buffalo Joe

    I’m hardly a feminist but given Jeff Bezos’s behavior and how he treated her I was hoping she would get her full legal half.

  100. Is Uncle Sailer implying that being murdered could be a part of occupational hazard?

    bored identity is shocked to hear that rappers would nip each other husseys for some mickey mouse reason:

  101. @James Speaks
    Was his name "Fission Barrel forty-fo"

    Replies: @SunBakedSuburb, @Ed

    “Shitty” seriously.

    • Replies: @James Speaks
    @Ed

    Two gangsta rappers have a disagreement. What could possibly go wrong?

  102. [Verse 2: Nipsey Hussle]

    Nigga am I trippin’? Let me know
    I thought all that Donald Trump bullshit was a joke
    Know what they say, when rich niggas go broke…
    Look, Reagan sold coke, Obama sold hope
    Donald Trump spent his trust fund money on the vote
    I’m from a place where you prolly can’t go
    Speakin’ for some people that you prolly ain’t know
    It’s pressure built up and it’s prolly gon’ blow
    And if we say go then they’re prolly gon’ go
    You vote Trump then you’re prolly on dope
    And if you like me then you prolly ain’t know
    And if you been to jail you can prolly still vote
    We let this nigga win, we gon’ prolly feel broke
    You build walls, we gon’ prolly dig holes
    And if your ass do win, you gon’ prolly get smoked, nigga
    Fuck you!

    bored identity strongly believes that poor Nipsey prolly should have checked his smoking privileges before he used his best words against the God Umpire… but which rapper nowadays has a time to hussle themselves with some urban dictionary’s superstitions:

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trump%20Curse

  103. @Harry Baldwin
    @Almost Missouri

    Let's give Trayvon some credit, wasn't he aspiring to be aeronautical scientist or sumptin'?

    Replies: @tyrone, @Alden

    Right, except he had turned his brains to sponge cake using sizzurp……….very unfriendly skies

  104. @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    I (actually MS Word) counted 56 “niggas” in this song. Is that a record? Does Guiness have a category for this?

    There is no chorus but I think there is a refrain. The line “I ain’t nothing like you f**king rap niggas” is repeated 7 times. Methinks he doth protest too much.

    He also brags that he is a shooter with a 32 round magazine in his MAC, so live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.

    • Replies: @Anon
    @Jack D

    That's not all the lyrics. I edited them down, especially repeated lines.

  105. bored identity strongly believes that The God Umpire doesn’t have any hard feelings about this second hit that had his name on it:

    https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.49924/title.yg-announces-fuck-donald-trump-2-single#

    • Replies: @Charles Erwin Wilson
    @bored identity

    bored identity, did we know you as Boris Badenov when Taki had comments?

  106. @SunBakedSuburb
    @James Speaks

    Pepsi's murderer is an aspiring reader. Isn't that good news for the African community?

    Replies: @James Speaks

    He was making a statement.

    In that regard, think of a conversation.

  107. @Ed
    @James Speaks

    “Shitty” seriously.

    Replies: @James Speaks

    Two gangsta rappers have a disagreement. What could possibly go wrong?

  108. @Jack D
    Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5'-3". I've literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn't easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder's age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Old Prude, @BigDickNick, @Johann Ricke, @Harry Baldwin, @anon1

    blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite.

    The self-esteem movement really ought to be renamed the megalomania movement.

  109. @Jack D
    Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5'-3". I've literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn't easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder's age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Old Prude, @BigDickNick, @Johann Ricke, @Harry Baldwin, @anon1

    blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness

    As is evident in the lyrics to their rap “music.” How can anyone posture and brag so unabashedly? I know white guys who do this and other guys laugh at them behind their back. I guess it’s different in the ghetto.

    • Replies: @Fun
    @Harry Baldwin

    Donald. Trump.

    , @Truth
    @Harry Baldwin


    How can anyone posture and brag so unabashedly? I know white guys who do this and other guys laugh at them behind their back. I guess it’s different in the ghetto.
     
    Different in presidential elections, too.
  110. @Peripatetic Commenter

    On Tuesday, Fly Mac, whose legal name is Eric Holder, was arrested in connection with the shooting death of a far more famous rapper, Nipsey Hussle
     
    Any relation to the former Attorney General with the same name?

    Replies: @Harry Baldwin

    On Tuesday, Fly Mac, whose legal name is Eric Holder

    Fly Mac? Any relation to Marty McFly of Back to the Future? Puzzles within puzzled.

  111. @Anon
    This Nipsey Hussle song says he had a $1 million life insurance policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

    Has the mayor heard any of this guy's music?

    He was killed by a "less talented rapper"? How is this talented?

    He's "worth a couple million."? Dollars? Ooooh, Dr. Evil! I think the "White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax" guy was ripping him off. How can he have the cars's he mentions and only be worth $2 million.

    I ain't nothing like you fucking rap niggas
    Hussle man a shooter that's a fact, nigga
    Thirty-two extendos in my MAC, nigga

    Spend a thousand on some t-shirts up at Saks, nigga
    V12s in the vallet, black on black, nigga
    Ese in the Valley do my tats, nigga
    White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax, nigga
    Drive out to the Hamptons to relax, nigga
    I stopped smoking weed, then I relapse, nigga

    Worth a couple a million, that's a fact, nigga
    I own all the rights to all my raps, nigga
    German plates with sheepskin on my mats, nigga
    Murder rate increasing if I snap, nigga
    Open trust account deposit racks, nigga
    Million dollar life insurance on my flesh, nigga

    Beamer's, Benz, Bentley's or a Lex, nigga
    Ferrari's and them Lambo's that's what's next, nigga

    The streets talk and that's a rat nigga
    Yo' P.O. call you up, look that's a trap, nigga
    Beat that case that was that, nigga
    Told the world look I'm back, nigga
    Signed my deal, then I crack, nigga
    They folded, so I left, nigga
    Can't no motherfucker tell me shit, nigga

     

    This is almost in iambic pentameter.

    Don't know anything about rap, but don't rap songs have any sort of, I dunno, break or chorus or something deal with the monotony?

    Replies: @Lot, @Kylie, @J.Ross, @Deckin, @fish, @Jack D, @PaceLaw

    Thanks for sharing. That was rather eye opening. Lol! Reminds me of when Chris Rock urged people to stop comparing Biggie and Tupac to MLK and Malcolm X. He said MLK and Malcolm were true martyrs while the others were ”ni**as who got shot!” Poor Nipsey was just a ni**a who got shot.

  112. @Sean
    @R.G. Camara

    Bruiser Broby was gave people what they wanted and that is why he successful. A good businessman but did not take outside the ring real rivalries seriously enough when he went to Puerto Rico. He was making money in a promoter's back yard and surprise surprise he got stabbed to death by a minion of the very promoter whose mouth he had been taking the bread out of. He did not fully understand that life is cheap in that country. Local guy who was a witness got put in a wheelchair for his trouble.

    Replies: @anon1

    This is reason # 5,162,000 to just give Puerto Rico its independence.

  113. @AndrewR
    I'm not saying Nipsey deserved to die, but he was an avowed Crip, so I'm not sure why anyone is all that surprised or even upset. Am I missing something?

    Replies: @DCThrowback, @BigDickNick, @anon, @PaceLaw, @MBlanc46

    Nothing at all. There has to be a reason the Crips came up with the saying “Cripping till I die.”

  114. Anon[101] • Disclaimer says:

    I suspect the reason rappers have such a high rate of attrition by perforation is for the same reason drug dealers kill each other off over territory. There is a limited amount of entertainment dollars available per rapper, and by killing off the competition, the murderer, as long as he isn’t caught, has a chance to advance his career. Although quite often it’s the friends of a rapper who do in the rival, because the guy who organized the killing doesn’t want to be caught.

    • Replies: @YetAnotherAnon
    @Anon

    Searching BBC news for "aspiring rapper" is instructive. I do like this story though.


    "An Australian rapper called 2pec racked up a large bill in a seafood restaurant, before running into the sea to avoid paying, a Queensland court has heard.

    Police set off in hot pursuit on jetskis for the man, who later claimed he ran to help a friend give birth on the beach, according to local media.

    His bill was over A$600 (£360, $450).

    Terry Peck, who has been charged with theft and assault, later said the lobsters were overcooked."
     
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39552461

    2Pec! Superb name, I presume he works out.

    Replies: @Lot

    , @Jack D
    @Anon

    I don't think that it involves such cold business calculations at all. Rather, the perforations involve either some heat of the moment dispute over some minor matter or else is some long running tribal warfare thing involving territorial violations. Last night I was watching the new David Attenborough nature documentary on Netflix (recommended) and he showed two Komodo dragons wrestling over just such a violation so this has been going on for the last 250 million years.

    The thing that is NEW is that white people stopped doing this kind of thing, which otherwise existed almost everywhere and for all of time. Also the access of black people to guns seems to have increased - in the old days they were known to favor straight razors, which were less reliably lethal.

    Replies: @Desiderius

  115. @Sean
    @Almost Missouri

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn't sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra's phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    Replies: @BB753, @YetAnotherAnon, @J.Ross, @MBlanc46, @Jonathan Mason

    Yeah but come on, that doesn’t work at all. Those people sang and understood music, they couldn’t “sing” conventionally well (also, Sinatra did sing when he was younger). They’re still extending syllables in line with the music. Rappers are speaking (which is what rapping means), not singing poorly but not singing at all, within boxes of timing set up by video game MIDIs, lacking almost all the characteristics of music. It’s like if Mercury is running, Sinatra is strolling, Knopfler is walking with a limp, but any given rapper has used the Japanese space program to isolate himself in space so that not only is he standing still, he is not even moving with the rotation of the Earth.

    • Replies: @Clyde
    @J.Ross

    So then what is this version of rap that is called trap? I read an explanation but it did not make sense. Drill rap has all kinds of aggressive lyrics and talks about killing and such.

    Replies: @Lot

  116. @JimB
    “L.A. County sheriff’s deputies arrested Holder, who was on foot in the 9900 block of Artesia Boulevard, and brought him to the Lakewood station, where L.A. Police Department detectives picked him up.”

    After the arrest, the LA traffic squad towed away his Nike Air Yeezys.

    Replies: @Lot

    “9900 block of Artesia Boulevard”

    Driving north into LA, Artesia Blvd is when moderate OC traffic ends and awful LA traffic begins.

    Pat Nixon grew up on a small farm in the Artesia school district, and Richard Nixon spoke at the opening of Artesia HS when he was VP.

    It is now 4% non-hispanic white.

    • Replies: @JimB
    @Lot


    It is now 4% non-hispanic white.
     
    Can you say white gen-o-cide?
    , @Ed
    @Lot

    Let me guess the farmers needed labor?

  117. Anon[101] • Disclaimer says:

    I was reading that it’s not unusual in the rap industry for rappers to take cash advances in return for signing away all their rights to their music. The loaner gets the money from the intellectual property, and the rapper gets a nice lifestyle for a short time until the cash advances stop for him. The intellectual property, though, continues to pay out.

    • Replies: @Jack D
    @Anon

    Nipsey Hussle even bragged in his raps that he owned his own songs, unlike the usual rap niggas (his words). Probably as 1/2 E. African (E. Africans are Negro-Semitic hybrids) he was slightly smarter than the average slave descended African American.

    Blacks signing away their rights to fast talking white (often Jewish) guys in return for a fast cash advance that is way less than their long term value goes back to the dawn of the recorded music business. Blacks place a big premium on getting paid NOW .

    Replies: @stillCARealist

  118. @Mike Tre
    Nipsy's baby mama Lauren London has an 80's porn star name and looks a like a more feminine version of Michael, I mean Michelle, Obama:

    https://www.famousbirthsdeaths.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lauren-london-bio-net-worth-facts.jpg

    Replies: @Steve Sailer

    Lauren London has an alt-right video girl name. I expect Youtube to shadowban Lauren London’s videos any day now.

    • Replies: @Charles Pewitt
    @Steve Sailer


    Lauren London has an alt-right video girl name. I expect Youtube to shadowban Lauren London’s videos any day now.

     

    My report on the SOUTHERN STRATEGY from January of 2019:

    SOUTHERN STRATEGY — I like her in her blue bodysuit, but I am too old for her; no strategy would work to win the beautiful and brave Lauren Southern over to my middle aged charms. She might be a video vamp, but she was on a small boat against a giant ship in the Mediterranean trying to stop the illegal alien invasion of Europe.

     

    Salvini and Lauren Southern stopped the illegal alien invader ships of Soros and the other plutocrats funding the swamping of Europe with Third Worlders.
    , @Not Raul
    @Steve Sailer

    Who do you think will collect on the million dollar life insurance policy? Lauren London, or the “White Boy in Manhattan, pay my tax” guy?

  119. OT reparations are coming. House backs bill and nearly all Dem candidates back it.

    You will be made to pay the White tax.

    • Replies: @J.Ross
    @Whiskey

    We need a real taxpayer revolt if this passes.

    , @L Woods
    @Whiskey

    Like that’s a new development.

    Replies: @Jack D

  120. Anonymous[275] • Disclaimer says:

    Lubbock man pays tribute to the late composer Nipsington Reginald Hussle, OBE
    http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/26441501/texas-tech-francis-mourning-loss-hussle

  121. @DCThrowback
    @Dan Smith

    Gonna be a fun day when the first Barack Ohama Jones either makes the NBA or commits a major felony.

    Replies: @tyrone

    Yes ,a cheap thrill I admit but there’s no substitute for the real thing.

  122. @Buzz Mohawk
    OT:

    “Grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage with Jeff with support from each other and everyone who reach out to us in kindness,” MacKenzie Bezos wrote on Twitter. “Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of our Amazon stock plus voting control of my shares to support his continued contributions with the teams of these incredible companies.”

     


    MacKenzie Bezos retains 4 percent of Amazon, or about 19.7 million shares worth about $35.7 billion, the company said in a filing, making her the world’s fourth-richest woman, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Amazon shares dipped less than 1 percent.
     
    Poor girl. I hope she can get by with that.

    Replies: @Bucky, @Anon, @Clyde, @Reg Cæsar, @Buffalo Joe

    If they did a 50-50 split, but Jeff still got most of the stock as well as the Post and Blue Origin, he must have given her one of the largest cash amount or cash equivalent in all of divorce history. She probably got about 29 billion in cash along with her share of the stock.

  123. @Steve Sailer
    @Mike Tre

    Lauren London has an alt-right video girl name. I expect Youtube to shadowban Lauren London's videos any day now.

    Replies: @Charles Pewitt, @Not Raul

    Lauren London has an alt-right video girl name. I expect Youtube to shadowban Lauren London’s videos any day now.

    My report on the SOUTHERN STRATEGY from January of 2019:

    SOUTHERN STRATEGY — I like her in her blue bodysuit, but I am too old for her; no strategy would work to win the beautiful and brave Lauren Southern over to my middle aged charms. She might be a video vamp, but she was on a small boat against a giant ship in the Mediterranean trying to stop the illegal alien invasion of Europe.

    Salvini and Lauren Southern stopped the illegal alien invader ships of Soros and the other plutocrats funding the swamping of Europe with Third Worlders.

  124. @Buzz Mohawk
    OT:

    “Grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage with Jeff with support from each other and everyone who reach out to us in kindness,” MacKenzie Bezos wrote on Twitter. “Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of our Amazon stock plus voting control of my shares to support his continued contributions with the teams of these incredible companies.”

     


    MacKenzie Bezos retains 4 percent of Amazon, or about 19.7 million shares worth about $35.7 billion, the company said in a filing, making her the world’s fourth-richest woman, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Amazon shares dipped less than 1 percent.
     
    Poor girl. I hope she can get by with that.

    Replies: @Bucky, @Anon, @Clyde, @Reg Cæsar, @Buffalo Joe

    It should come out why she was content with getting 25% of Bezoz’ net worth.

  125. @J.Ross
    @Sean

    Yeah but come on, that doesn't work at all. Those people sang and understood music, they couldn't "sing" conventionally well (also, Sinatra did sing when he was younger). They're still extending syllables in line with the music. Rappers are speaking (which is what rapping means), not singing poorly but not singing at all, within boxes of timing set up by video game MIDIs, lacking almost all the characteristics of music. It's like if Mercury is running, Sinatra is strolling, Knopfler is walking with a limp, but any given rapper has used the Japanese space program to isolate himself in space so that not only is he standing still, he is not even moving with the rotation of the Earth.

    Replies: @Clyde

    So then what is this version of rap that is called trap? I read an explanation but it did not make sense. Drill rap has all kinds of aggressive lyrics and talks about killing and such.

    • Replies: @Lot
    @Clyde

    Supreme Court rules: Traps are not gay.

    https://sfgavel.com/2019/02/05/supreme-court-strikes-down-transgender-womans-sexual-orientation-discrimination-claim-traps-are-not-gay-and-can-never-be-gay/

    Replies: @WowJustWow

  126. @Jack D
    @Anon

    I (actually MS Word) counted 56 "niggas" in this song. Is that a record? Does Guiness have a category for this?

    There is no chorus but I think there is a refrain. The line "I ain't nothing like you f**king rap niggas" is repeated 7 times. Methinks he doth protest too much.

    He also brags that he is a shooter with a 32 round magazine in his MAC, so live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.

    Replies: @Anon

    That’s not all the lyrics. I edited them down, especially repeated lines.

  127. @DCThrowback
    @AndrewR

    I am no expert on the "community" as it were, but ...

    1/ I assume being a member of gang is more than pledging a frat, but only slightly less than "joining a family that will protect you...and you will help protect them" because your Dad is nowhere to be found and things get shittier quicker in those "hoods".

    2/ Sometimes you outgrow your family and move on to bigger things.

    3/ Sometimes, they are ties that bind. In this case, it doesn't appear to be gang related, but rather anger related. Dudes talked, dude got pissed, dude got gun, dude shot other dude(s). Low time preference, low IQ, quick to anger. No surprise...but...

    4/ Upset is different. This guy was at least an entrepreneur and intelligent while having varied interests, as well as...and, get this...mixtapes that were so good he could get $100 each for them, was smart enough to limit production of them to stimulate demand ... and last one, Jay-Z bought 10 of his 100 tape "run". He was involved with a documentary (!) on a doctor in Honduras who was killed when he presented evidence in a court of law (!!) he could cure AIDS (!!!). I get the sadness despite me not being sad personally, other than the normal "no one should this early" sadness we all feel when true potential is not reached by any human being, rapper or not.

    Replies: @Not Raul

    I’ll tell you who is sad personally: the “White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax” guy.

    • Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian
    @Not Raul

    He's actually a Jew. Don't feel too bad.

  128. @Steve Sailer
    @Mike Tre

    Lauren London has an alt-right video girl name. I expect Youtube to shadowban Lauren London's videos any day now.

    Replies: @Charles Pewitt, @Not Raul

    Who do you think will collect on the million dollar life insurance policy? Lauren London, or the “White Boy in Manhattan, pay my tax” guy?

  129. @Charles Pewitt
    OFF TOPIC

    Ann Coulter Could Beat Trump In The New Hampshire Presidential Primary If She Policy-Shocked The Voters With A Few Andrew Yang Type Proposals.

    If Ann Coulter calls for taxing remittances of foreigners to help pay down student loan debt or some other same such policies, she would jump in the polls.

    https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1113851942227156992

    Replies: @Not Raul, @Peripatetic Commenter

    That might actually work. Can you get in touch with her people?

  130. @Clyde
    @J.Ross

    So then what is this version of rap that is called trap? I read an explanation but it did not make sense. Drill rap has all kinds of aggressive lyrics and talks about killing and such.

    Replies: @Lot

    • Replies: @WowJustWow
    @Lot

    This is devastatingly clever satire. I actually wondered whether it was a real case, just with fake details and quotes.

    Replies: @Lot

  131. @Charles Pewitt
    Milton Berle should never be forgiven for letting Ethel Merman steal the show in the movie It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. I'm sure up in Show Business Heaven that Merman will never let Milton hear the end of how easily Ethel grabbed the picture from Berle.

    My Exeter Hall friends, one thing is clear in this ever-changing world -- Uncle Miltie let us down and was soundly defeated by that Merman woman...

    Replies: @Not Raul

    Steve! Uncle Kill-T!

  132. @TelfoedJohn
    Yo yo

    Uh-huh

    Yeah

    Be smokin trees just like an EriTree-an
    Killin mo niggas than rooftop Koreans

    Uh

    Yeah

    Replies: @Bartleby

    Word

  133. @Charles Pewitt
    OFF TOPIC

    Ann Coulter Could Beat Trump In The New Hampshire Presidential Primary If She Policy-Shocked The Voters With A Few Andrew Yang Type Proposals.

    If Ann Coulter calls for taxing remittances of foreigners to help pay down student loan debt or some other same such policies, she would jump in the polls.

    https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1113851942227156992

    Replies: @Not Raul, @Peripatetic Commenter

    However, she doesn’t have the balls to run.

    Oh wait, she has ovaries. At least that’s what she claims.

  134. @Harry Baldwin
    @Jack D

    blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness

    As is evident in the lyrics to their rap "music." How can anyone posture and brag so unabashedly? I know white guys who do this and other guys laugh at them behind their back. I guess it's different in the ghetto.

    Replies: @Fun, @Truth

    Donald. Trump.

  135. can’t make it in professional sports? become an aspiring rapper!

    unlike pro ball, where it’s very obvious by the time you’re 23 that you will never, ever play, anybody can spend years, even decades, as an aspiring rapper. there’s no statue of limitations here. come on guy, reach for the sky!

    aspiring rapper, the 21st century version of the 20th century aspiring actor. the aspiring actor was always actually just a career waiter or bartender. what does the aspiring rapper actually do, by the way? working at gas stations, vape shops, and pizza joints?

    • Replies: @black sea
    @prime noticer


    aspiring rapper, the 21st century version of the 20th century aspiring actor. the aspiring actor was always actually just a career waiter or bartender.
     
    When I was in grad school I knew a guy who took some low-level technical writing gig as a way to finance his studies. On day one, upon being introduced to the rest of the technical writing staff, one of them asked him, "So, what's your novel about?"
  136. You see affairs like Nipsey’s/born under the Cali sun/ his game is called hustling, when the end of the tour comes
    You know it meant no mercy/ they got him with a gun/ no need for a black Maria/ goodbye to the Cali sun.

  137. Breaking news; the defense attorney of alleged killer Eric Holder is a well known blast from the past, Chris Darden who unsuccessfully prosecuted OJ.

    There’s still a lot of drama going on at the mini mall where the killing took place. Women who drove get away car not charged with anything

    LASlimes had 2 pages of legally ignorant journalists pondering alleged killers motive. FYI ignoramuses, motive is completely irrelevant.

    • Replies: @Marty
    @Alden

    Recall what Johnnie Cochran once told Darden: "someday we'll let you back in. Someday." So here's Darden reclaiming his black card.

  138. “Jimi Hendix couldn’t sing nor Mark Knopfler either.”

    he got Sting to help with that.

  139. Prisons are full of aspiring rappers.

    The main career phases of rappers are aspiration, incarceration, and expiration. There are many rap songs about prison life.

    “I used to have a name, but now I got a number

    Not exactly The Gulag Archipelago, but catchy all the same.

  140. @Harry Baldwin
    @Almost Missouri

    Let's give Trayvon some credit, wasn't he aspiring to be aeronautical scientist or sumptin'?

    Replies: @tyrone, @Alden

    I think his general science class had a couple chapters on astronomy or something. Maybe there was a field trip to Cape Canaveral or film of the moon landing shown.

    • Replies: @Jack D
    @Alden

    Close enough. I think it's fair to call him a murdered college student and aspiring scientist. Another promising life tragically cut short by whitey. He looked almost angelic in the 7th grade school picture that they kept showing of him, before he got his grillz and gang tattoos.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk

  141. @SunBakedSuburb
    @Old Prude

    Now all they want to do is read.

    Replies: @Bruce County

    LOL

  142. Prisons are full of aspiring rappers.

    As emergency wards were filled with expiring rappers.

    “I used to have a name, but now I got a number”

    • Replies: @Father O'Hara
    @Reg Cæsar

    Who did this piece of shit??????

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar

  143. @Deckin
    @Anon

    On the financial side, I wonder who the beneficiaries of his 'million dollar life insurance on his flesh' are? No way there'll be a fight there.

    On the appeal to the non-gangster youth: I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too. I'm sure the music industry knows this.

    Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian, @Anon

    Yeah, but country music is just so… gay nowadays. I’d say about 1/10 songs that I hear on the radio are country. And that is usually some old Alan Jackson song thrown into the mix.

    Face it, modern country music is just soft rock or r&b. I’m glad these kids aren’t listening to rap, but if they’re listening to mainstream country, that’s no good either.

    • Replies: @Redneck farmer
    @UrbaneFrancoOntarian

    Watched some country music videos a few months ago. They ALL looked like late 80s MTV.

    Replies: @Desiderius

    , @Jack D
    @UrbaneFrancoOntarian

    You can tell it's country because the singers are wearing cowboy hats and/or boots . I've never understood why country music singers from Tennessee or Kentucky have to wear cowboy hats but them's the rules.

  144. @Buzz Mohawk
    OT:

    “Grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage with Jeff with support from each other and everyone who reach out to us in kindness,” MacKenzie Bezos wrote on Twitter. “Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of our Amazon stock plus voting control of my shares to support his continued contributions with the teams of these incredible companies.”

     


    MacKenzie Bezos retains 4 percent of Amazon, or about 19.7 million shares worth about $35.7 billion, the company said in a filing, making her the world’s fourth-richest woman, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Amazon shares dipped less than 1 percent.
     
    Poor girl. I hope she can get by with that.

    Replies: @Bucky, @Anon, @Clyde, @Reg Cæsar, @Buffalo Joe

    Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post

    Shoot. I hoped she would get all of that, and turn it around in revenge.

    But the chances of converting a major media franchise to our side are, well, Slim to none.

  145. @Whiskey
    OT reparations are coming. House backs bill and nearly all Dem candidates back it.

    You will be made to pay the White tax.

    Replies: @J.Ross, @L Woods

    We need a real taxpayer revolt if this passes.

  146. @Lot
    @JimB

    “9900 block of Artesia Boulevard”

    Driving north into LA, Artesia Blvd is when moderate OC traffic ends and awful LA traffic begins.

    Pat Nixon grew up on a small farm in the Artesia school district, and Richard Nixon spoke at the opening of Artesia HS when he was VP.

    It is now 4% non-hispanic white.

    https://auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/pat-nixon.jpg

    Replies: @JimB, @Ed

    It is now 4% non-hispanic white.

    Can you say white gen-o-cide?

  147. @bored identity
    bored identity strongly believes that The God Umpire doesn't have any hard feelings about this second hit that had his name on it:


    https://twitter.com/YG/status/1085321427107045376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.49924/title.yg-announces-fuck-donald-trump-2-single#

    Replies: @Charles Erwin Wilson

    bored identity, did we know you as Boris Badenov when Taki had comments?

  148. Anon[353] • Disclaimer says:
    @Deckin
    @Anon

    On the financial side, I wonder who the beneficiaries of his 'million dollar life insurance on his flesh' are? No way there'll be a fight there.

    On the appeal to the non-gangster youth: I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too. I'm sure the music industry knows this.

    Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian, @Anon

    I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too.

    I really like the young Los Angeles country singer Sam Outlaw (mother’s maiden name).

    You may recall a brief Twitter eruption from a couple of years ago when writer Bret Easton Ellis described on a podcast how his Hollywood dinner partners went apoplectic when he suggested that anti-Trump anger was getting out of hand:

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bret-easton-ellis-says-he-was-called-a-trump-apologist-leaving-las-sunset-tower-hotel-1021572

    That led me to the podcast in question, and by chance an interview with Sam Outlaw also appeared on that podcast:

    https://www.podcastone.com/episode/B.E.E.—Sam-Outlaw---3/27/17

    From 0:00:00 Bret Easton Ellis on Trump derangement syndrome in Hollywood post election.
    From 0:42:00 Bret Easton Ellis tells a millennial that he likes country, and millennial goes nuts.
    From 0:43:45 Bret Easton Ellis introduces Sam Outlaw.
    From 0:45:45 Finally Sam Outlaw gets talking.

    As you can hear in the podcast, Outlaw was brought up in an extremely conservative orthodox Christian sect, and the only music he heard before he was an adult was Christian rock. It doesn’t seem to have harmed him because he comes off as remarkably well adjusted.

    Some songs:

    Pedal steel guitar in this one:

    Mariachis and a Latino rodeo rider figure in this video:

    Outlaw’s hot wife gives birth to his baby on camera at 2:05

    Outlaw varies his band members as you can see, with nose-ringed Molly Jenson on guitar/vocals as the most regular member. Pro skateboarder Danny Garcia plays guitar or (on Angeleno) piano occasionally. The mariachis were a nice Los Angeles touch (I wonder if they live in the mariachi ground zero of gentrifying Boyle Heights?)

    • Replies: @Dave Pinsen
    @Anon

    Gary Allan is another country singer from Los Angeles County.

    https://youtu.be/B4Hk6qDgQjA

  149. The mayor and the cops eulogizing the dead PoS is barf-inducing.

  150. @Jack D
    Aspiring rapper is an improvement. In the old days, black kids would invariably say that they were aspiring NBA stars. Even if they were 5'-3". I've literally had a midget size black teenager tell this to me and I had nod along seriously and not burst into laughter. It wasn't easy. If it was a Jewish kid, I would have assumed he was aware of his extreme short stature and was being ironic, but blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness so you have to assume that Shitavious is being serious.

    The other alternative nowadays is when semi-illiterate ghetto kids say that they aspire to be doctors, lawyers, etc. even though they can barely form an English sentence. Again you are supposed to nod along seriously and not point out that the ability to read and write are a prerequisite. But by the time you get to (ghetto) Eric Holder's age they can no longer pretend that they are going to med school.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk, @Old Prude, @BigDickNick, @Johann Ricke, @Harry Baldwin, @anon1

    Its also that way with many black women, morbidly obese and unfeminine, thinking they are “hot”.

  151. @AndrewR
    I'm not saying Nipsey deserved to die, but he was an avowed Crip, so I'm not sure why anyone is all that surprised or even upset. Am I missing something?

    Replies: @DCThrowback, @BigDickNick, @anon, @PaceLaw, @MBlanc46

    You are not missing a thing, Andrew. However, you have expressed a view that must not be expressed in polite society.

  152. @Whiskey
    OT reparations are coming. House backs bill and nearly all Dem candidates back it.

    You will be made to pay the White tax.

    Replies: @J.Ross, @L Woods

    Like that’s a new development.

    • Replies: @Jack D
    @L Woods

    It is new in that it is being made explicit. It was always IMPLIED that programs like food stamps and grants for "urban development" were intended to disproportionately if not solely benefit blacks (about 1/2 of food stamp funds go to blacks) even though they were facially neutral but reparations would make it explicit. That's a significant adverse development, an explicit payment of the Danegeld without any face saving pretense, another step down into the pit of Hell.

    Replies: @L Woods

  153. @Bucky
    I'm pretty convinced that rap hardly has any musical value and is primarily political posturing. Its prominence is a degeneration of the culture into Idi amin like stupidity.

    Replies: @MBlanc46, @anon

    I’sd say that adolescent male posturing is more like it.

  154. @Sean
    @Almost Missouri

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn't sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra's phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    Replies: @BB753, @YetAnotherAnon, @J.Ross, @MBlanc46, @Jonathan Mason

    It wasn’t Hendix’s singing that made him a star.

  155. @Sean
    @Almost Missouri

    Lots of talented musicians literally could not sing but were vocalists anyway. Jimi Hendix couldn't sing nor Mark Knopfler either. It is often said Frank Sinatra's phrasing was the thing that set him apart.

    Replies: @BB753, @YetAnotherAnon, @J.Ross, @MBlanc46, @Jonathan Mason

    A lot of pop music singers cannot really sing. Bob Dylan?

    Nat King Cole played piano in his jazz trio (piano, guitar, bass (no drums)) and if he had never sung o note, he would still be one of the all time greats. He started singing a few songs for bar patron requests, and to give the band a break, and became one of the best selling singers in history. Collaboration with a unknown young arranger called Nelson Riddle on a single called Mona Lisa did no harm to the career of both men.

    Louis Armstrong is one of the greatest singers in history, because he changed the way popular songs were sung and everyone who came after was influenced by him.

    The story is that after Louis split his lip open playing the trumpet at extreme volume (no electronic amplifiers in them days and Louis played so loud that in the recording studio he had to stand five feet further from the microphone than the other musicians), he started adding vocals to the repertoire to give his lip a rest, but the vocals followed the rhythmic pattern and phrasing of his instrumental trumpet playing rather than the crooning style of the day.

    • Replies: @Anonymous
    @Jonathan Mason

    As a singer, Louis Armstrong might have been great but he wasn't very good. He was more of of a growler.

    Nat King Cole was a great jazz pianist who became a very good pop singer of his era, but he was better (if less well known) as a pianist than a singer.

    Les Paul was, from all accounts, until he shattered his arm in a drunken car crash, even better as a pianist than he was ever a guitarist (in the purely playing sense, not counting his audio engineering skills he used to achieve many special effects, some he did live that no one can repeat today). As a pure player he was a very good but not truly great jazz flatpicking guitarist, but no Johnny Smith, and Chet Atkins could do anything Les could do but in no way vice versa. The reason he gave up on piano? He heard Art Tatum and realized he could not be that good, so he concentrated on guitar, where true virtuosi were very rare before WWII and always less common than piano virtuosi.

    Jimi Hendrix was a mediocre to passable singer, but better than Bob Dylan, who as a singer is, well, just not a singer. He was huge as a guitar player, he was the first to combine black electric R&B styles such as the Isley Brothers and Curtis Mayfield, the then emergent folk-rock energy of people like Dylan and the Byrds, and the obscure secret sauce-the sheer electric power of now recently late, the then obscure Dick Dale (who never had any national following at all outside guitar nerds until Pulp Fiction in the nineties).

    Like Chuck Berry, and later Nile Rodgers, Hendrix was smart enough to realize that there were a lot of white people out there -more than blacks, at least in the US-and that to make real money a black musician who could leverage the skills of black music of some technical quality (gangsta rap may be shit, but there has always been some black music that took real skill and talent) with white forms and preferences would do okay. In what was to be a short career, Hendrix made an enormous amount of money (much posthumously) and was in the top 5 of influential electric guitar players of all time.

    By the standards of modern hard rock and heavy metal guitarists, Hendrix's playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged "cutting contest". (You'd have to beam Holdsworth back too, he's also dead now.) But when he was active, only jazz and classical guitar players had any defined level of virtuosity. Among rock players of his day who else was that good? Only Page, Clapton, Beck, Bloomfield come to ready mind as even in the ballpark.

    Replies: @YetAnotherAnon, @WowJustWow

    , @Sean
    @Jonathan Mason

    The most influential vocalist of her (or any other) generation

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8mcBdBL-t0

  156. Anon[412] • Disclaimer says:
    @Benjaminl
    Off-topic: Everybody from Tucker Carlson to Matt Yglesias to The American Conservative is returning to Elizabeth Warren's 2003 "two-income trap"...


    https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-elizabeth-warren-encouraged-married-two-parent-families-16-years-ago-she-cant-do-that-today
    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/elizabeth-warrens-watered-down-populism/
    https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/23/18183091/two-income-trap-elizabeth-warren-book

    Without, however, bothering to inquire too much about what makes for "bad schools"...

    https://vdare.com/articles/bad-schools-immigration-and-the-great-middle-class-massacre

    Replies: @Anon

    Without, however, bothering to inquire too much about what makes for “bad schools”…

    https://vdare.com/articles/bad-schools-immigration-and-the-great-middle-class-massacre

    It’s funny that Steve writes,

    Still, euphemisms get in the way of solutions. So I’m going to rush in where W&T fear to tread. I’m going to explain exactly what Americans mean by the term “bad schools”

    and then the punch line is, euphemistically,

    Americans use the term “bad schools” to mean—”bad students.”

    I don’t think that’s true. The fully ruductionist, Ockhamesque, KISS, deeuphemized explanation is,

    Americans use the term “bad schools” to mean—”black students.”

    The fewer immigrant Hispanic students, the better, but no matter how close Hispanic IQ approaches black IQ, they are distinctly less undesirable as schoolmates because:

    1. They misbehave much less and are much less violent, and

    2. Their (broken) culture seems to be less Lorelei-ish to white kids than black street and popular culture.

    If you’re in Texas, yeah, stay away from Hispanic schools. But in most places they are not the metric you should be keeping your eye on.

  157. @Bucky
    I'm pretty convinced that rap hardly has any musical value and is primarily political posturing. Its prominence is a degeneration of the culture into Idi amin like stupidity.

    Replies: @MBlanc46, @anon

    I’m pretty convinced that rap hardly has any musical value…

    what was it that convinced you?

  158. @Anon
    @Deckin


    I think the resurgence of country music in the suburbs is completely unreported. Here in my suburb the neighboring high schoolers are more likely to blare Keith Urban than anything really urban. Hear it at the ski resorts with the snow boarders too.
     
    I really like the young Los Angeles country singer Sam Outlaw (mother's maiden name).

    You may recall a brief Twitter eruption from a couple of years ago when writer Bret Easton Ellis described on a podcast how his Hollywood dinner partners went apoplectic when he suggested that anti-Trump anger was getting out of hand:

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bret-easton-ellis-says-he-was-called-a-trump-apologist-leaving-las-sunset-tower-hotel-1021572

    That led me to the podcast in question, and by chance an interview with Sam Outlaw also appeared on that podcast:

    https://www.podcastone.com/episode/B.E.E.---Sam-Outlaw---3/27/17

    From 0:00:00 Bret Easton Ellis on Trump derangement syndrome in Hollywood post election.
    From 0:42:00 Bret Easton Ellis tells a millennial that he likes country, and millennial goes nuts.
    From 0:43:45 Bret Easton Ellis introduces Sam Outlaw.
    From 0:45:45 Finally Sam Outlaw gets talking.

    As you can hear in the podcast, Outlaw was brought up in an extremely conservative orthodox Christian sect, and the only music he heard before he was an adult was Christian rock. It doesn't seem to have harmed him because he comes off as remarkably well adjusted.

    Some songs:

    Pedal steel guitar in this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE6uwuoBi5M

    Mariachis and a Latino rodeo rider figure in this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyRtJ73a_bM

    Outlaw's hot wife gives birth to his baby on camera at 2:05

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k86mxR7JRFA

    Outlaw varies his band members as you can see, with nose-ringed Molly Jenson on guitar/vocals as the most regular member. Pro skateboarder Danny Garcia plays guitar or (on Angeleno) piano occasionally. The mariachis were a nice Los Angeles touch (I wonder if they live in the mariachi ground zero of gentrifying Boyle Heights?)

    Replies: @Dave Pinsen

    Gary Allan is another country singer from Los Angeles County.

  159. Anonymous[299] • Disclaimer says:
    @Jonathan Mason
    @Sean

    A lot of pop music singers cannot really sing. Bob Dylan?

    Nat King Cole played piano in his jazz trio (piano, guitar, bass (no drums)) and if he had never sung o note, he would still be one of the all time greats. He started singing a few songs for bar patron requests, and to give the band a break, and became one of the best selling singers in history. Collaboration with a unknown young arranger called Nelson Riddle on a single called Mona Lisa did no harm to the career of both men.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEMT0Ss4qSg

    Louis Armstrong is one of the greatest singers in history, because he changed the way popular songs were sung and everyone who came after was influenced by him.

    The story is that after Louis split his lip open playing the trumpet at extreme volume (no electronic amplifiers in them days and Louis played so loud that in the recording studio he had to stand five feet further from the microphone than the other musicians), he started adding vocals to the repertoire to give his lip a rest, but the vocals followed the rhythmic pattern and phrasing of his instrumental trumpet playing rather than the crooning style of the day.

    Replies: @Anonymous, @Sean

    As a singer, Louis Armstrong might have been great but he wasn’t very good. He was more of of a growler.

    Nat King Cole was a great jazz pianist who became a very good pop singer of his era, but he was better (if less well known) as a pianist than a singer.

    Les Paul was, from all accounts, until he shattered his arm in a drunken car crash, even better as a pianist than he was ever a guitarist (in the purely playing sense, not counting his audio engineering skills he used to achieve many special effects, some he did live that no one can repeat today). As a pure player he was a very good but not truly great jazz flatpicking guitarist, but no Johnny Smith, and Chet Atkins could do anything Les could do but in no way vice versa. The reason he gave up on piano? He heard Art Tatum and realized he could not be that good, so he concentrated on guitar, where true virtuosi were very rare before WWII and always less common than piano virtuosi.

    Jimi Hendrix was a mediocre to passable singer, but better than Bob Dylan, who as a singer is, well, just not a singer. He was huge as a guitar player, he was the first to combine black electric R&B styles such as the Isley Brothers and Curtis Mayfield, the then emergent folk-rock energy of people like Dylan and the Byrds, and the obscure secret sauce-the sheer electric power of now recently late, the then obscure Dick Dale (who never had any national following at all outside guitar nerds until Pulp Fiction in the nineties).

    Like Chuck Berry, and later Nile Rodgers, Hendrix was smart enough to realize that there were a lot of white people out there -more than blacks, at least in the US-and that to make real money a black musician who could leverage the skills of black music of some technical quality (gangsta rap may be shit, but there has always been some black music that took real skill and talent) with white forms and preferences would do okay. In what was to be a short career, Hendrix made an enormous amount of money (much posthumously) and was in the top 5 of influential electric guitar players of all time.

    By the standards of modern hard rock and heavy metal guitarists, Hendrix’s playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged “cutting contest”. (You’d have to beam Holdsworth back too, he’s also dead now.) But when he was active, only jazz and classical guitar players had any defined level of virtuosity. Among rock players of his day who else was that good? Only Page, Clapton, Beck, Bloomfield come to ready mind as even in the ballpark.

    • Replies: @YetAnotherAnon
    @Anonymous


    "Hendrix’s playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged “cutting contest”."
     
    It's not virtuoso ability that makes Hendrix great - if it were "just" that, the late Roy Buchanan would be more well known. It's as much the notes he leaves out as what he plays - the simple melodic stuff like Little Wing and May This Be Love. Virtuosity and creativity aren't always correlated.

    Novelty doesn't hurt either. When the Yardbirds released "Shapes Of Things" and "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago" in 1966 I was impressed, not so much by the song as by the Beck/Page guitar piece at the end - I'd never heard anything like it. Hendrix and Clapton in Cream were fortunate ( although a lot of blues players before them had laid down the basics) to be pioneers in what (given the effects available and feedback use) was almost a new instrument.

    Here's Clapton circa 1967 explaining what he does, although I note the concept of "the woman tone" has been memory-holed since.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq6r23-le5o

    Replies: @Father O'Hara

    , @WowJustWow
    @Anonymous

    There are plenty of heavy metal bands with virtuosic skill but no talent, and their music is mind-numbingly boring.

    Jimi's lack of precision was part of his greatness. It's like Frank Sinatra's singing: the subtle variations in timing create an unmistakable personal imprint on the music and make it more engaging. Although he created the archetype for what it means to play hard rock lead guitar in general, nobody could really replicate the sheer lyricality of his best work. The touch of the muse is there -- really as if a spirit is playing through him.

    Jimmy Page is a bit similar in this regard, but sometimes he would completely flub a solo when playing live, like someone playing expert mode on Guitar Hero for the first time. Stay away from drugs, kids.

    Replies: @WowJustWow

  160. @prime noticer
    can't make it in professional sports? become an aspiring rapper!

    unlike pro ball, where it's very obvious by the time you're 23 that you will never, ever play, anybody can spend years, even decades, as an aspiring rapper. there's no statue of limitations here. come on guy, reach for the sky!

    aspiring rapper, the 21st century version of the 20th century aspiring actor. the aspiring actor was always actually just a career waiter or bartender. what does the aspiring rapper actually do, by the way? working at gas stations, vape shops, and pizza joints?

    Replies: @black sea

    aspiring rapper, the 21st century version of the 20th century aspiring actor. the aspiring actor was always actually just a career waiter or bartender.

    When I was in grad school I knew a guy who took some low-level technical writing gig as a way to finance his studies. On day one, upon being introduced to the rest of the technical writing staff, one of them asked him, “So, what’s your novel about?”

  161. @DFH
    We need to have a conversation about rapper-on-rapper violence and the societal issues affecting the rapper community

    Replies: @stillCARealist, @WowJustWow

    No, the real problem is rapper inequality — these days, if you’re not a top-tier hip-hop superstar, you’re more likely live in the hood you came from next to people who hold grudges against you and less likely to be able to afford a professional security detail. We should be raising taxes on the Kanyes so the Nipsey Hussles of this country can pay for armed guards and houses in Beverly Hills.

    “For Nipsey Hussle and Rap’s Thriving Middle Class, Staying Close to Home Can Have a Price”: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/04/arts/music/nipsey-hussle-shooting-death.html

    Though far from a struggling musician, Nipsey Hussle, the Los Angeles rapper who was shot and killed on Sunday, was not living the luxury fantasy of hip-hop superstardom.

    He often traveled without security. He did not anchor his image to brick-size piles of money and fleets of foreign cars, opting rather for a few thick gold chains with a flannel or a hoodie.

    Many like Hussle earn a healthy living, if not ultra-wealth, without broad radio play or platinum plaques. And in the tradition of the pre-internet hometown heroes that came before them, many stay close to home for a combination of financial and personal reasons.

    But that same accessibility and dedication to their communities can also make them reachable targets, a harsh reality that has resonated in the hip-hop world this week.

    Najee Ali, an activist in South Los Angeles who knew Hussle, said: “He walked in the community every day. People could walk up and touch him.”

    “Everything about Nipsey was Crenshaw and Slauson,” the Game, a friend and Los Angeles rapper who collaborated with Hussle, said in an interview. “Those are the two streets that ended up taking his life.”

    • Replies: @the one they call Desanex
    @WowJustWow


    Everything about Nipsey was Crenshaw and Slauson ...
     
    He should have done like Art Fern and cut off his Slauson.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqa9AppfeE
  162. @Anon
    I suspect the reason rappers have such a high rate of attrition by perforation is for the same reason drug dealers kill each other off over territory. There is a limited amount of entertainment dollars available per rapper, and by killing off the competition, the murderer, as long as he isn't caught, has a chance to advance his career. Although quite often it's the friends of a rapper who do in the rival, because the guy who organized the killing doesn't want to be caught.

    Replies: @YetAnotherAnon, @Jack D

    Searching BBC news for “aspiring rapper” is instructive. I do like this story though.

    “An Australian rapper called 2pec racked up a large bill in a seafood restaurant, before running into the sea to avoid paying, a Queensland court has heard.

    Police set off in hot pursuit on jetskis for the man, who later claimed he ran to help a friend give birth on the beach, according to local media.

    His bill was over A$600 (£360, $450).

    Terry Peck, who has been charged with theft and assault, later said the lobsters were overcooked.”

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39552461

    2Pec! Superb name, I presume he works out.

    • Replies: @Lot
    @YetAnotherAnon

    https://www.somalispot.com/threads/somalis-dine-and-dash.11958/

    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/chipotle-fires-manager-who-refused-to-serve-black-customers-but-restaurant-admits-they-might-have-failed-to-pay-for-meals-before

  163. @Lot
    @Clyde

    Supreme Court rules: Traps are not gay.

    https://sfgavel.com/2019/02/05/supreme-court-strikes-down-transgender-womans-sexual-orientation-discrimination-claim-traps-are-not-gay-and-can-never-be-gay/

    Replies: @WowJustWow

    This is devastatingly clever satire. I actually wondered whether it was a real case, just with fake details and quotes.

    • Replies: @Lot
    @WowJustWow

    They got the format exactly right, as well as they annoying habit of the judges to partly concur to sections of each others’ opinions.

    https://sfgavel.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/szeioea1.png?w=730

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar

  164. @Jonathan Mason
    @Sean

    A lot of pop music singers cannot really sing. Bob Dylan?

    Nat King Cole played piano in his jazz trio (piano, guitar, bass (no drums)) and if he had never sung o note, he would still be one of the all time greats. He started singing a few songs for bar patron requests, and to give the band a break, and became one of the best selling singers in history. Collaboration with a unknown young arranger called Nelson Riddle on a single called Mona Lisa did no harm to the career of both men.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEMT0Ss4qSg

    Louis Armstrong is one of the greatest singers in history, because he changed the way popular songs were sung and everyone who came after was influenced by him.

    The story is that after Louis split his lip open playing the trumpet at extreme volume (no electronic amplifiers in them days and Louis played so loud that in the recording studio he had to stand five feet further from the microphone than the other musicians), he started adding vocals to the repertoire to give his lip a rest, but the vocals followed the rhythmic pattern and phrasing of his instrumental trumpet playing rather than the crooning style of the day.

    Replies: @Anonymous, @Sean

    The most influential vocalist of her (or any other) generation

    • LOL: jim jones
  165. @black sea
    @Camlost

    Norm MacDonald on the most dangerous job in America:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDX7UoikvVk

    Replies: @Polynikes

    The guy is a national treasure.

  166. @Anonymous
    @Jonathan Mason

    As a singer, Louis Armstrong might have been great but he wasn't very good. He was more of of a growler.

    Nat King Cole was a great jazz pianist who became a very good pop singer of his era, but he was better (if less well known) as a pianist than a singer.

    Les Paul was, from all accounts, until he shattered his arm in a drunken car crash, even better as a pianist than he was ever a guitarist (in the purely playing sense, not counting his audio engineering skills he used to achieve many special effects, some he did live that no one can repeat today). As a pure player he was a very good but not truly great jazz flatpicking guitarist, but no Johnny Smith, and Chet Atkins could do anything Les could do but in no way vice versa. The reason he gave up on piano? He heard Art Tatum and realized he could not be that good, so he concentrated on guitar, where true virtuosi were very rare before WWII and always less common than piano virtuosi.

    Jimi Hendrix was a mediocre to passable singer, but better than Bob Dylan, who as a singer is, well, just not a singer. He was huge as a guitar player, he was the first to combine black electric R&B styles such as the Isley Brothers and Curtis Mayfield, the then emergent folk-rock energy of people like Dylan and the Byrds, and the obscure secret sauce-the sheer electric power of now recently late, the then obscure Dick Dale (who never had any national following at all outside guitar nerds until Pulp Fiction in the nineties).

    Like Chuck Berry, and later Nile Rodgers, Hendrix was smart enough to realize that there were a lot of white people out there -more than blacks, at least in the US-and that to make real money a black musician who could leverage the skills of black music of some technical quality (gangsta rap may be shit, but there has always been some black music that took real skill and talent) with white forms and preferences would do okay. In what was to be a short career, Hendrix made an enormous amount of money (much posthumously) and was in the top 5 of influential electric guitar players of all time.

    By the standards of modern hard rock and heavy metal guitarists, Hendrix's playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged "cutting contest". (You'd have to beam Holdsworth back too, he's also dead now.) But when he was active, only jazz and classical guitar players had any defined level of virtuosity. Among rock players of his day who else was that good? Only Page, Clapton, Beck, Bloomfield come to ready mind as even in the ballpark.

    Replies: @YetAnotherAnon, @WowJustWow

    “Hendrix’s playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged “cutting contest”.”

    It’s not virtuoso ability that makes Hendrix great – if it were “just” that, the late Roy Buchanan would be more well known. It’s as much the notes he leaves out as what he plays – the simple melodic stuff like Little Wing and May This Be Love. Virtuosity and creativity aren’t always correlated.

    Novelty doesn’t hurt either. When the Yardbirds released “Shapes Of Things” and “Happenings Ten Years Time Ago” in 1966 I was impressed, not so much by the song as by the Beck/Page guitar piece at the end – I’d never heard anything like it. Hendrix and Clapton in Cream were fortunate ( although a lot of blues players before them had laid down the basics) to be pioneers in what (given the effects available and feedback use) was almost a new instrument.

    Here’s Clapton circa 1967 explaining what he does, although I note the concept of “the woman tone” has been memory-holed since.

    • Replies: @Father O'Hara
    @YetAnotherAnon

    He sounds like Nigel,this dial goes up to 11...

  167. America’s fastest rising rapper,Milton Burn!

    Iss true whut dey say?

    Ah goss da biggest dick in LA

    Yeah,but I

    Yeah,but I

    Am a stone cold killa

    Yo woman call me da thrilla

    Yeah,but I…

  168. @Anonymous
    @Jonathan Mason

    As a singer, Louis Armstrong might have been great but he wasn't very good. He was more of of a growler.

    Nat King Cole was a great jazz pianist who became a very good pop singer of his era, but he was better (if less well known) as a pianist than a singer.

    Les Paul was, from all accounts, until he shattered his arm in a drunken car crash, even better as a pianist than he was ever a guitarist (in the purely playing sense, not counting his audio engineering skills he used to achieve many special effects, some he did live that no one can repeat today). As a pure player he was a very good but not truly great jazz flatpicking guitarist, but no Johnny Smith, and Chet Atkins could do anything Les could do but in no way vice versa. The reason he gave up on piano? He heard Art Tatum and realized he could not be that good, so he concentrated on guitar, where true virtuosi were very rare before WWII and always less common than piano virtuosi.

    Jimi Hendrix was a mediocre to passable singer, but better than Bob Dylan, who as a singer is, well, just not a singer. He was huge as a guitar player, he was the first to combine black electric R&B styles such as the Isley Brothers and Curtis Mayfield, the then emergent folk-rock energy of people like Dylan and the Byrds, and the obscure secret sauce-the sheer electric power of now recently late, the then obscure Dick Dale (who never had any national following at all outside guitar nerds until Pulp Fiction in the nineties).

    Like Chuck Berry, and later Nile Rodgers, Hendrix was smart enough to realize that there were a lot of white people out there -more than blacks, at least in the US-and that to make real money a black musician who could leverage the skills of black music of some technical quality (gangsta rap may be shit, but there has always been some black music that took real skill and talent) with white forms and preferences would do okay. In what was to be a short career, Hendrix made an enormous amount of money (much posthumously) and was in the top 5 of influential electric guitar players of all time.

    By the standards of modern hard rock and heavy metal guitarists, Hendrix's playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged "cutting contest". (You'd have to beam Holdsworth back too, he's also dead now.) But when he was active, only jazz and classical guitar players had any defined level of virtuosity. Among rock players of his day who else was that good? Only Page, Clapton, Beck, Bloomfield come to ready mind as even in the ballpark.

    Replies: @YetAnotherAnon, @WowJustWow

    There are plenty of heavy metal bands with virtuosic skill but no talent, and their music is mind-numbingly boring.

    Jimi’s lack of precision was part of his greatness. It’s like Frank Sinatra’s singing: the subtle variations in timing create an unmistakable personal imprint on the music and make it more engaging. Although he created the archetype for what it means to play hard rock lead guitar in general, nobody could really replicate the sheer lyricality of his best work. The touch of the muse is there — really as if a spirit is playing through him.

    Jimmy Page is a bit similar in this regard, but sometimes he would completely flub a solo when playing live, like someone playing expert mode on Guitar Hero for the first time. Stay away from drugs, kids.

    • Replies: @WowJustWow
    @WowJustWow

    (I'll admit that Prince combined that kind of talent with breathtaking technical skill, but unfortunately it was often wasted on compositionally uninteresting material in my opinion.)

  169. @YetAnotherAnon
    @Anonymous


    "Hendrix’s playing lacked precision-Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Allan Holdsworth, Steve Vai, and dozens of others would blow him away if he could magically be beamed back from 1969 and put into a staged “cutting contest”."
     
    It's not virtuoso ability that makes Hendrix great - if it were "just" that, the late Roy Buchanan would be more well known. It's as much the notes he leaves out as what he plays - the simple melodic stuff like Little Wing and May This Be Love. Virtuosity and creativity aren't always correlated.

    Novelty doesn't hurt either. When the Yardbirds released "Shapes Of Things" and "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago" in 1966 I was impressed, not so much by the song as by the Beck/Page guitar piece at the end - I'd never heard anything like it. Hendrix and Clapton in Cream were fortunate ( although a lot of blues players before them had laid down the basics) to be pioneers in what (given the effects available and feedback use) was almost a new instrument.

    Here's Clapton circa 1967 explaining what he does, although I note the concept of "the woman tone" has been memory-holed since.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq6r23-le5o

    Replies: @Father O'Hara

    He sounds like Nigel,this dial goes up to 11…

  170. @Camlost
    Aspiring rapper is easily the most dangerous occupation here in Atlanta.

    The same recording studios often have 1-2 shootings per year.

    Replies: @Lot, @black sea, @Ed

    The First 48 recently featured a shooting at an Atlanta studio. Two guys barged in on a rapper. They killed him but not before the rapper got off a couple shots killing one of them.

  171. @WowJustWow
    @Anonymous

    There are plenty of heavy metal bands with virtuosic skill but no talent, and their music is mind-numbingly boring.

    Jimi's lack of precision was part of his greatness. It's like Frank Sinatra's singing: the subtle variations in timing create an unmistakable personal imprint on the music and make it more engaging. Although he created the archetype for what it means to play hard rock lead guitar in general, nobody could really replicate the sheer lyricality of his best work. The touch of the muse is there -- really as if a spirit is playing through him.

    Jimmy Page is a bit similar in this regard, but sometimes he would completely flub a solo when playing live, like someone playing expert mode on Guitar Hero for the first time. Stay away from drugs, kids.

    Replies: @WowJustWow

    (I’ll admit that Prince combined that kind of talent with breathtaking technical skill, but unfortunately it was often wasted on compositionally uninteresting material in my opinion.)

  172. @Lot
    @JimB

    “9900 block of Artesia Boulevard”

    Driving north into LA, Artesia Blvd is when moderate OC traffic ends and awful LA traffic begins.

    Pat Nixon grew up on a small farm in the Artesia school district, and Richard Nixon spoke at the opening of Artesia HS when he was VP.

    It is now 4% non-hispanic white.

    https://auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/pat-nixon.jpg

    Replies: @JimB, @Ed

    Let me guess the farmers needed labor?

  173. @WowJustWow
    @DFH

    No, the real problem is rapper inequality -- these days, if you're not a top-tier hip-hop superstar, you're more likely live in the hood you came from next to people who hold grudges against you and less likely to be able to afford a professional security detail. We should be raising taxes on the Kanyes so the Nipsey Hussles of this country can pay for armed guards and houses in Beverly Hills.

    "For Nipsey Hussle and Rap’s Thriving Middle Class, Staying Close to Home Can Have a Price": https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/04/arts/music/nipsey-hussle-shooting-death.html


    Though far from a struggling musician, Nipsey Hussle, the Los Angeles rapper who was shot and killed on Sunday, was not living the luxury fantasy of hip-hop superstardom.

    He often traveled without security. He did not anchor his image to brick-size piles of money and fleets of foreign cars, opting rather for a few thick gold chains with a flannel or a hoodie.

    Many like Hussle earn a healthy living, if not ultra-wealth, without broad radio play or platinum plaques. And in the tradition of the pre-internet hometown heroes that came before them, many stay close to home for a combination of financial and personal reasons.

    But that same accessibility and dedication to their communities can also make them reachable targets, a harsh reality that has resonated in the hip-hop world this week.

    Najee Ali, an activist in South Los Angeles who knew Hussle, said: “He walked in the community every day. People could walk up and touch him.”

    “Everything about Nipsey was Crenshaw and Slauson,” the Game, a friend and Los Angeles rapper who collaborated with Hussle, said in an interview. “Those are the two streets that ended up taking his life.”
     

    Replies: @the one they call Desanex

    Everything about Nipsey was Crenshaw and Slauson …

    He should have done like Art Fern and cut off his Slauson.

  174. @UrbaneFrancoOntarian
    @Deckin

    Yeah, but country music is just so... gay nowadays. I'd say about 1/10 songs that I hear on the radio are country. And that is usually some old Alan Jackson song thrown into the mix.

    Face it, modern country music is just soft rock or r&b. I'm glad these kids aren't listening to rap, but if they're listening to mainstream country, that's no good either.

    Replies: @Redneck farmer, @Jack D

    Watched some country music videos a few months ago. They ALL looked like late 80s MTV.

    • Replies: @Desiderius
    @Redneck farmer

    https://youtu.be/Q29qo3VvUPI

  175. @Hapalong Cassidy
    @R.G. Camara

    The closest White music example I can think of (this blurring of gimmick and reality), was the Norwegian death metal band Mayhem. They vandalized and burned churches, and had a lead singer who killed himself, leaving behind a short suicide note that simply said “please excuse all the blood”. Oh, and to top it off their lead guitarist was stabbed to death by another band member.

    Replies: @TB

    Here’s Varg playing riffs from his songs unplugged, using his oak table as an amp:

  176. @Redneck farmer
    @UrbaneFrancoOntarian

    Watched some country music videos a few months ago. They ALL looked like late 80s MTV.

    Replies: @Desiderius

  177. @anon
    @Lot

    sadly, Julia Duffy of Newhart didnt look too good last i saw

    she used to be smokin' hot

    Replies: @Truth

    That’s because she is not a “she.”

  178. @The Germ Theory of Disease
    Can't we just create a new sport where they rap while playing basketball, or play basketball while they rap, and just get the whole thing over with twice as fast?

    And we can get a bunch of much-needed African-American Studies majors from Princeton and Stanford to provide broadcast color commentary. Sorry, I mean "commentary of color". Where are my manners?

    Replies: @Truth

    Late and short. Once again…

  179. @Harry Baldwin
    @Jack D

    blacks usually lack all self-awareness or sense of ridiculousness

    As is evident in the lyrics to their rap "music." How can anyone posture and brag so unabashedly? I know white guys who do this and other guys laugh at them behind their back. I guess it's different in the ghetto.

    Replies: @Fun, @Truth

    How can anyone posture and brag so unabashedly? I know white guys who do this and other guys laugh at them behind their back. I guess it’s different in the ghetto.

    Different in presidential elections, too.

  180. @Not Raul
    @DCThrowback

    I’ll tell you who is sad personally: the “White boy in Manhattan, pay my tax” guy.

    Replies: @UrbaneFrancoOntarian

    He’s actually a Jew. Don’t feel too bad.

  181. @Anon
    I suspect the reason rappers have such a high rate of attrition by perforation is for the same reason drug dealers kill each other off over territory. There is a limited amount of entertainment dollars available per rapper, and by killing off the competition, the murderer, as long as he isn't caught, has a chance to advance his career. Although quite often it's the friends of a rapper who do in the rival, because the guy who organized the killing doesn't want to be caught.

    Replies: @YetAnotherAnon, @Jack D

    I don’t think that it involves such cold business calculations at all. Rather, the perforations involve either some heat of the moment dispute over some minor matter or else is some long running tribal warfare thing involving territorial violations. Last night I was watching the new David Attenborough nature documentary on Netflix (recommended) and he showed two Komodo dragons wrestling over just such a violation so this has been going on for the last 250 million years.

    The thing that is NEW is that white people stopped doing this kind of thing, which otherwise existed almost everywhere and for all of time. Also the access of black people to guns seems to have increased – in the old days they were known to favor straight razors, which were less reliably lethal.

    • Replies: @Desiderius
    @Jack D

    White people haven't stopped doing this sort of thing.

  182. @UrbaneFrancoOntarian
    @Deckin

    Yeah, but country music is just so... gay nowadays. I'd say about 1/10 songs that I hear on the radio are country. And that is usually some old Alan Jackson song thrown into the mix.

    Face it, modern country music is just soft rock or r&b. I'm glad these kids aren't listening to rap, but if they're listening to mainstream country, that's no good either.

    Replies: @Redneck farmer, @Jack D

    You can tell it’s country because the singers are wearing cowboy hats and/or boots . I’ve never understood why country music singers from Tennessee or Kentucky have to wear cowboy hats but them’s the rules.

  183. @Anon
    I was reading that it's not unusual in the rap industry for rappers to take cash advances in return for signing away all their rights to their music. The loaner gets the money from the intellectual property, and the rapper gets a nice lifestyle for a short time until the cash advances stop for him. The intellectual property, though, continues to pay out.

    Replies: @Jack D

    Nipsey Hussle even bragged in his raps that he owned his own songs, unlike the usual rap niggas (his words). Probably as 1/2 E. African (E. Africans are Negro-Semitic hybrids) he was slightly smarter than the average slave descended African American.

    Blacks signing away their rights to fast talking white (often Jewish) guys in return for a fast cash advance that is way less than their long term value goes back to the dawn of the recorded music business. Blacks place a big premium on getting paid NOW .

    • Replies: @stillCARealist
    @Jack D

    It happened to Billy Joel, himself Jewish.

    The fast-talking producer, or whoever, is a mainstay of all entertainment. They get the real money and the performer gets the girls and drugs. Everybody gets what he wants.

  184. @YetAnotherAnon
    @Anon

    Searching BBC news for "aspiring rapper" is instructive. I do like this story though.


    "An Australian rapper called 2pec racked up a large bill in a seafood restaurant, before running into the sea to avoid paying, a Queensland court has heard.

    Police set off in hot pursuit on jetskis for the man, who later claimed he ran to help a friend give birth on the beach, according to local media.

    His bill was over A$600 (£360, $450).

    Terry Peck, who has been charged with theft and assault, later said the lobsters were overcooked."
     
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39552461

    2Pec! Superb name, I presume he works out.

    Replies: @Lot

  185. @L Woods
    @Whiskey

    Like that’s a new development.

    Replies: @Jack D

    It is new in that it is being made explicit. It was always IMPLIED that programs like food stamps and grants for “urban development” were intended to disproportionately if not solely benefit blacks (about 1/2 of food stamp funds go to blacks) even though they were facially neutral but reparations would make it explicit. That’s a significant adverse development, an explicit payment of the Danegeld without any face saving pretense, another step down into the pit of Hell.

    • Replies: @L Woods
    @Jack D

    I’d like to think that maybe whitey will finally get it now, but I’m sadly old enough to know better.

  186. @Jack D
    @L Woods

    It is new in that it is being made explicit. It was always IMPLIED that programs like food stamps and grants for "urban development" were intended to disproportionately if not solely benefit blacks (about 1/2 of food stamp funds go to blacks) even though they were facially neutral but reparations would make it explicit. That's a significant adverse development, an explicit payment of the Danegeld without any face saving pretense, another step down into the pit of Hell.

    Replies: @L Woods

    I’d like to think that maybe whitey will finally get it now, but I’m sadly old enough to know better.

  187. @Jack D
    @Anon

    I don't think that it involves such cold business calculations at all. Rather, the perforations involve either some heat of the moment dispute over some minor matter or else is some long running tribal warfare thing involving territorial violations. Last night I was watching the new David Attenborough nature documentary on Netflix (recommended) and he showed two Komodo dragons wrestling over just such a violation so this has been going on for the last 250 million years.

    The thing that is NEW is that white people stopped doing this kind of thing, which otherwise existed almost everywhere and for all of time. Also the access of black people to guns seems to have increased - in the old days they were known to favor straight razors, which were less reliably lethal.

    Replies: @Desiderius

    White people haven’t stopped doing this sort of thing.

  188. @Alden
    Breaking news; the defense attorney of alleged killer Eric Holder is a well known blast from the past, Chris Darden who unsuccessfully prosecuted OJ.

    There’s still a lot of drama going on at the mini mall where the killing took place. Women who drove get away car not charged with anything

    LASlimes had 2 pages of legally ignorant journalists pondering alleged killers motive. FYI ignoramuses, motive is completely irrelevant.

    Replies: @Marty

    Recall what Johnnie Cochran once told Darden: “someday we’ll let you back in. Someday.” So here’s Darden reclaiming his black card.

  189. @Jack D
    @Anon

    Nipsey Hussle even bragged in his raps that he owned his own songs, unlike the usual rap niggas (his words). Probably as 1/2 E. African (E. Africans are Negro-Semitic hybrids) he was slightly smarter than the average slave descended African American.

    Blacks signing away their rights to fast talking white (often Jewish) guys in return for a fast cash advance that is way less than their long term value goes back to the dawn of the recorded music business. Blacks place a big premium on getting paid NOW .

    Replies: @stillCARealist

    It happened to Billy Joel, himself Jewish.

    The fast-talking producer, or whoever, is a mainstay of all entertainment. They get the real money and the performer gets the girls and drugs. Everybody gets what he wants.

  190. @Reg Cæsar

    Prisons are full of aspiring rappers.
     
    As emergency wards were filled with expiring rappers.

    “I used to have a name, but now I got a number"
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLQlAekYKX8

    Replies: @Father O'Hara

    Who did this piece of shit??????

    • Replies: @Reg Cæsar
    @Father O'Hara


    Who did this piece of shit??????
     
    There will be an answer...

    It was the flip side of "Let It Be".

    Replies: @Father O'Hara

  191. have you heard of the deceased (white) rapper lil peep? I think you’ll be quite amused by this personal like background

  192. @Alden
    @Harry Baldwin

    I think his general science class had a couple chapters on astronomy or something. Maybe there was a field trip to Cape Canaveral or film of the moon landing shown.

    Replies: @Jack D

    Close enough. I think it’s fair to call him a murdered college student and aspiring scientist. Another promising life tragically cut short by whitey. He looked almost angelic in the 7th grade school picture that they kept showing of him, before he got his grillz and gang tattoos.

    • Replies: @Buzz Mohawk
    @Jack D

    After we Affirmatively Further more future black scientists and engineers out of those violent cities and into our suburbs, they can all attend our magic white schools, then go 0n to Cal Tech, and then help us get our new Moon program going. Then we can finally land of the Moon for real.

  193. @WowJustWow
    @Lot

    This is devastatingly clever satire. I actually wondered whether it was a real case, just with fake details and quotes.

    Replies: @Lot

    They got the format exactly right, as well as they annoying habit of the judges to partly concur to sections of each others’ opinions.

    • Replies: @Reg Cæsar
    @Lot


    They got the format exactly right
     
    But did they get "Saoirse" right?
  194. @Buzz Mohawk
    OT:

    “Grateful to have finished the process of dissolving my marriage with Jeff with support from each other and everyone who reach out to us in kindness,” MacKenzie Bezos wrote on Twitter. “Happy to be giving him all of my interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of our Amazon stock plus voting control of my shares to support his continued contributions with the teams of these incredible companies.”

     


    MacKenzie Bezos retains 4 percent of Amazon, or about 19.7 million shares worth about $35.7 billion, the company said in a filing, making her the world’s fourth-richest woman, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Amazon shares dipped less than 1 percent.
     
    Poor girl. I hope she can get by with that.

    Replies: @Bucky, @Anon, @Clyde, @Reg Cæsar, @Buffalo Joe

    Buzz, Now the most beautiful woman in the world.

    • LOL: Buzz Mohawk
  195. @Jack D
    @Alden

    Close enough. I think it's fair to call him a murdered college student and aspiring scientist. Another promising life tragically cut short by whitey. He looked almost angelic in the 7th grade school picture that they kept showing of him, before he got his grillz and gang tattoos.

    Replies: @Buzz Mohawk

    After we Affirmatively Further more future black scientists and engineers out of those violent cities and into our suburbs, they can all attend our magic white schools, then go 0n to Cal Tech, and then help us get our new Moon program going. Then we can finally land of the Moon for real.

  196. @Father O'Hara
    @Reg Cæsar

    Who did this piece of shit??????

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar

    Who did this piece of shit??????

    There will be an answer…

    It was the flip side of “Let It Be”.

    • Replies: @Father O'Hara
    @Reg Cæsar

    This crap is a cover of the original by something called Tsuguling.
    The original is a great comedy song,as the boys show off their humor as well as musical dexterity. We don't need covers of good songs,unless they make it better,like Joan Baez doing "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down."
    I assume this was a mistake,and you didnt mean to foist these unwashed clods on us.

  197. @Lot
    @WowJustWow

    They got the format exactly right, as well as they annoying habit of the judges to partly concur to sections of each others’ opinions.

    https://sfgavel.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/szeioea1.png?w=730

    Replies: @Reg Cæsar

    They got the format exactly right

    But did they get “Saoirse” right?

  198. @Reg Cæsar
    @Father O'Hara


    Who did this piece of shit??????
     
    There will be an answer...

    It was the flip side of "Let It Be".

    Replies: @Father O'Hara

    This crap is a cover of the original by something called Tsuguling.
    The original is a great comedy song,as the boys show off their humor as well as musical dexterity. We don’t need covers of good songs,unless they make it better,like Joan Baez doing “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.”
    I assume this was a mistake,and you didnt mean to foist these unwashed clods on us.

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