An anonymous commenter offers a terminological suggestion that gets to the competitive white-versus-white heart of the people described in StuffWhitePeopleLike.com:
I vote for calling them white rpeople instead of whitepeople. Then we could say “That’s mighty whiter of you,” etc.
Plus it would google better.
Speaking of the perils of family formation among whiterpeople, see “Parent Shock: Children Are Not Decor.”