I dreamed I was an Indian billionaire who lives in an ugly 27 story house in Bombay with my 600 servants and I paid Hillary Clinton and John Kerry to disco down.
Indian billionaire rents John Kerry and Hillary Clinton along with Beyonce to dance on stage at his daughter's wedding. Is no one in America not for sale? pic.twitter.com/yxPIeenxoj
— Tarek Fatah (@TarekFatah) December 12, 2018
Perhaps this is a Magic Christian-style practical joke where some malevolent billionaire pays former Democratic presidential nominees to boogie. Dance, my puppets, dance!