From my movie review of Napoleon:
Little Boney Goes Hollywood
Steve SailerNovember 29, 2023
The Last Duel, a 2021 film by Sir Ridley Scott with Matt Damon as a mulleted French aristocrat chud battling honorably (if stupidly) a suave Adam Driver in 1386, turned out to be better than expected: not a classic, but quite decent, especially for a director in his mid-80s. (Sir Ridley turns 86 this week.) So hopes grew high when Scott announced he was making Napoleon with 2019 Best Actor Oscar winner Joaquin Phoenix (for Joker).
Granted, lots of ambitious directors have contemplated making a Bonaparte biopic, just as Scott’s revival of the sword & sandal genre in 2000 with Gladiator set off a race to make an Alexander the Great movie among Martin Scorsese, Mel Gibson, Baz Luhrmann, and Oliver Stone, with Stone winning (to his detriment when his Alexander proved a dud).
Most famously, Stanley Kubrick contemplated making a Napoleon movie to follow up 2001. But the project proved too daunting for even Kubrick, so he eventually applied his research into the 18th century to Barry Lyndon instead.
By the way, Steven Spielberg has been promising for a decade to turn Kubrick’s unmade Napoleon screenplay into a TV series. Famous movie directors just seem to identify with conquering emperors, whether Alexander or Napoleon.
But Scott is in some ways the anti-Kubrick.
Read the whole thing there.

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New Yorker reporter on the > $1 billion settlement NYC has to shell out because of the racist exams to liscence NYC teachers. Like most articles, it doesn’t mention Asian scores on the teacher exams. Unlike most articles it does mention that the discrepancy between white and black is basically the same on every test and that whites and Asians tend to score better on the SAT/ACT. Progress?
https://archive.ph/2023.11.02-125742/https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/the-teachers-who-oppose-tests
The New Yorker at least gives a nod to the non-Narrative interpretation.Replies: @Frau Katze
It would be logical for Venezuela with its oversized military it can’t continue to fund to invade as Biden won’t stop them. No better time!Replies: @Pop Warner, @AKAHorace, @Reg Cæsar, @Hapalong Cassidy
https://archive.ph/2023.11.02-125742/https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/the-teachers-who-oppose-testsReplies: @Steve Sailer, @res, @Hypnotoad666
Thanks.
In any case, that take should not be forgotten.
And in news that will surprise no-one:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/407224.php
Last Duel>>Joker>Alexander>Gladiator>Barry Lyndon
All are worth watching.
Relatedly, I remembered liking Rob Roy from HBO as a kid. It was a bit of a snooze when I tried to rewatch it this year: several perfect iconic scenes with boring interludes between them.
Josephine was 6 years older, much more experienced than the young innocent soldier she married.
Guyana has a tiny population (800k) that just went rags to riches from oil. It was England’s only colony in South America and is 1/3 dot Indian and 1/3 black and mostly Anglophone.
It would be logical for Venezuela with its oversized military it can’t continue to fund to invade as Biden won’t stop them. No better time!
https://youtu.be/1DinEhiV9Ys?si=wH6fiLUXLWa31cBq
Guyana has only two international road crossings. The one with Brazil is the only land border in the Western Hemisphere where traffic switches between left and right. The Guyanese intend to keep it that way. Even if outnumbered 35-1.
https://landcruisingadventure.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/00-guyana_map.jpg
Very similar in population makeup to Britain’s nearby former colony of Trinidad. But Britain’s other former Caribbean colonies (such as Jamaica and Barbados) never had a significant imported Indian workforce. No idea as to why that was the case.
1. Blowing up the pyramid was cool, (should Egypt get reparations from France?).
2. River Phoenix was a believable old Napoleon.
3. The Bridgerton-ization of history kind of backfired as the average Joe people I saw it with assumed the Dumas character wasn’t historical.
4. Josephine’s fresh from prison Joan Jett look was très cool.
P.s.
O/T
https://www.startribune.com/cup-foods-owners-sue-minneapolis-over-lost-business-at-george-floyd-square/600322966/
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One wrinkle. Probably not that uncommon really.
So should he receive or pay reparations?
The New Yorker at least gives a nod to the non-Narrative interpretation.
Are they trying to claim that racism made them fail? Yes, I suppose they are.
The girl and her uncle are Americans on paper only.
If it wasn’t for war, there wouldn’t have been a Napoleon. He was made by war. Just like Ulysses Grant would’ve been a failed store owner without war and Eisenhower a little remembered marionette. Bonaparte was a military genius, but who knows what kind of carpenter he’d have been if his life had worked out differently?
Also, made Israel possible, in return for a suitcase full of cash.
Truman's parents couldn't decide on 'Solomon' or 'Shipp' a middle name, so compromised on 'S'. As it turned out, "Solomon" would have been appropriate.
You mention Ulysses "S" Grant, who also had the same phony middle initial. Apparently some kind of Masonic sign for "warmongering scumbag."Replies: @Jim Don Bob
“a suave Adam Driver ”
Driver is anything but suave. He is a goofy looking, horse faced guy.
“(Sir Ridley turns 86 this week.)”
Continually referring to Ridley Scott as “Sir Ridley” is pretentious and weird.
” So hopes grew high when Scott announced he was making Napoleon with 2019 Best Actor Oscar winner Joaquin Phoenix (for Joker).”
Phoenix is insufferably overrated. Joker was a terrible movie and his version of of the character was embarrassing compared to the Nicholson and Ledger versions.
“By the way, Steven Spielberg has been promising for a decade to turn Kubrick’s unmade Napoleon screenplay into a TV series. ”
With Tom Hanks’ dumpy and dull and untalented son playing Bonaparte, we can only hope.
https://archive.ph/2023.11.02-125742/https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/the-teachers-who-oppose-testsReplies: @Steve Sailer, @res, @Hypnotoad666
The usual handwringing about “why, oh why, do people of color always score lower on aptitude tests??” The two potential culprits, as always, are: (a) The tests are racist; or (b) Society is racist. The experts seem to favor the society-is-racist answer.
It goes without saying that Ctrl-F “IQ” = 0 hits. But at least the solution to raising teachers of color’s pass rates is pretty obvious:
Zero mentions of what research “suggests” about kids trying to learn from dumb teachers.
The Libtards/progressives are always pulling this shit on us. Itz almost as if they think we are all created equal above the neck (brain) and unequal below the brain (body).
These childish F##ks will never grow up.
My favourite depiction of Napoleon was in a BBC docudrama called “hero’s and villains”. It was a four part episode on the siege of Toulon. You can watch it on you tube although the fourth episode can be a little hard to find.
General Dumas was so physically impressive that, when the French Army landed in Egypt, Egyptians thought Dumas was the commanding general, Napoleon, and the brooding runt near him was some staff officer.
Based on trailers and snippets, this looks like it was made by AI, but then, that can be said of many of Scott’s lesser movies, which are most of his output.
Perhaps, a younger Scott could made it with more inspiration and energy. This Napoleon seems to convey Scott’s own world-weariness.
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. ― Samuel Johnson
A more accurate title. I could be considered a history buff. Had a semester of “French Revolution and Napoleon”. Though on this side of the lake I prefer the French and Indian War through the post-American Revolution Loyalist Diaspora period.
Watching Boney chase Josie became a distraction. The battle scenes, though interesting for the movie, were a bit off. Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.
The movie’s presentation of Waterloo did not even try to look right. If you want to see that battle, see Rod Steiger as Boney in “Waterloo” (1970). De Laurentiis got it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOCigaQJtcReplies: @Wokechoke
Exploding ordnance of that era had timed fuses. Getting the timing right was an art and science.
I guess simulating impact explosions is easier for pyrotechnic directors, but with modern CGI, simulating explosive shells hurtling or rolling(!) toward enemy infantry who then have to wonder if the time fuses will ignite the explosives lethally or harmlessly would be at least as visually compelling cinema.Replies: @John Henry
https://youtu.be/iS2WPEidP2A?si=K9l-8BOJ5bJvp0np
One of the greatest scenes in cinema history: the charge and the destruction of the Scots Greys:
https://youtu.be/RsVziFEWLlM?si=nZsPnbCuuYzwb02y
They also contributed the services of 17,000 soldiers from their army, to serve as extras. Not surprisingly, the realism of the battle scenes in that movie far exceeds in versimilitude the modern era CGI fakery of Napoleon.Replies: @John Henry
Scott has Napoleon charging on horseback wielding a saber at Borodino, which, of course, never happened.
Out of his historical epics, Exodus, Kingdom of Heaven and 1492 were all boring and only Gladiator was any good (if over-rated). And yet Scott is still able to convince people to invest in Napoleon. I guess they all pay for themselves eventually, but I won’t be rushing out to see Napoleon.
Napoleon supposedly once called Great Britain a nation of shopkeepers. The shopkeepers won the war. In the modern era the more capitalistic and commercially oriented countries generate more wealth which can then be used to fund a military large and powerful enough to win wars.
Britain went into a decline in the 20th century after it adopted socialism. By the nineteen twenties it could no longer afford an extensive navy which it could use to hold its empire. America is in the same situation a hundred years later. Our two trillion dollar a year deficits will soon make it impossible to maintain current levels of military spending and we will then end our overseas military adventuring.
The British Empire began its decline after the ghastly WW 1. The British dead numbered 867,829 to 1,011,687. Which means an overabundance of crazy English broads! After great cataclysms it is sometimes necessary to engage in social spending to keep the peeps housed and fed.Replies: @YetAnotherAnon
The threat to America's status is demographic not financial.
The US is still highly productive, with a bunch of leading industries and has 330+ million people. But the replacement population put in place--basically 3/4 Latino, 1/4 Asian--while it has some very sharp Asians folks who will continue to do great engineering, simply is not a match in overall quality--smarts, conscientiousness, trust, cohesiveness--as the whites they replace. And they are growing rapidly--especially the Latinos with the "Biden Administration"'s open border. And blacks--a boat anchor--continue to grow rapidly and will also start to explode--Steve's "world's most important graph"--if the immigration insanity is not quashed and soon.
Having half a billion people, but with the demographics of Brazil is not a formula for "winning".
Napoleon was a dictator, so I can't really admire him, but I don't exactly admire the scheming English either. There is a reason for the term "Perfidious Albion".Replies: @LondonBob
It’s a pity that the film skirted over that Napoleon grew up in a Corsican Palace and that his fam were Florentine linked nobility. Family was Etruscan in a sense. Deep Paleo European.
.Do you see any signs that is happening …these people won’t stop until we are eating sticks and twigs.
The shopkeepers won the war when von Blucher and his Prussians showed up. Britain won wars by itself when its opponents were chunking spears
Why oh why do directors cast American actors in historical European roles? Last week I watched a few minutes of The Cross of Iron (released around 1976 and directed by Sam Peckinpah) and remembered why James Coburn couldn’t convince anyone that he was a German non-commissioned officer in 1943 Russia. It sounds from Steve’s review that Joachim Phoenix has a similar problem playing Napoleon Bonaparte.
In any event, thanks Steve for seeing and reviewing this movie so that I won’t have to.
Talleyrand maneuvered himself brilliantly into full participation at Congress of Vienna in 1814, where he negotiated a favourable settlement for France. And led to a near-century of relative peace in Europe from 1815-1914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concert_of_Europe
The Germans of 1919 at Versailles had no one available of the genius of Talleyrand, was deprived of territory through plebicites and faced massive reparations, which nothing of the sort had been expected of France in 1815.

Similarly for Soviet after the Cold War:
NATO added 16 new member states since the dissolution of the Soviet Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversy_in_Russia_regarding_the_legitimacy_of_eastward_NATO_expansion
I recall some old German a- hole chiding me and another Ami in a Weinstube “You don’t chit about geopolitics”. Okay, Herman how does losing two world wars and having your women raped and your cities turned to smoking rubble feel. Have another beer.Replies: @James J. O'Meara
France paid Germany a massive reparation after losing the Franco-Prussian War. It was paid entirely in gold coin and two years early.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnityReplies: @Wokechoke, @China Japan and Korea Bromance of Three Kingdoms, @PeterIke
There was an ancient fight between the French and the English that spilled over into America Africa and India. The French were subordinated as they were always stuck fighting a continental battle in what we now call Germany. Ahem…while the English had the flexibility of a fleet to protect and block trade globally, and no need for an expensive army to forage and pillage. The only domestic security concern was Spanish or French landings in Wasn’t about capitalism. It was about Mercantilism. This not strictly speaking the same thing as Free Markets.
That's right. But talking about ancient history . . . the Carthaginian Empire was built on trade and backed up by a powerful fleet (like the British Empire). The Roman Empire at that time was more a military and political enterprise (like the Napoleonic Empire?). Napoleon's infatuation with Rome may have led him to misjudge the changing times.Replies: @Wokechoke, @Anonymous
WW5 will probably mark the end of Western civilization, if the Left hasn't already finished it off.
“But is in some ways the anti-Kubrick.”
Scott’s filmography is populist and pretty if a bit overstuffed. Kubrick’s are chilly and somewhat intellectual; event films for the culturistas. Scott delivers entertainments. Stanley plays on several levels. Both are responsible for some of my favorite films.
No doubt much thought went into squeezing in the required blacks.
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Alfa158, @James J. O'Meara, @Frau Katze
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so many scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Inquiring Mind
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way. (Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so many scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.)
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, by contrast, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
And they've been getting away with this sort of thing for a long time--without making period pieces, which used to give you a pass. And when you think of it, for a pair of smart-assed Jewish brothers it's remarkable how their work has matured over time to suggest an unnatural regard and sympathy for their gentile countrymen.
“Britain went into decline in the 20th century after it adopted socialism.”
The British Empire began its decline after the ghastly WW 1. The British dead numbered 867,829 to 1,011,687. Which means an overabundance of crazy English broads! After great cataclysms it is sometimes necessary to engage in social spending to keep the peeps housed and fed.
My girlfriend had a pile of maiden and widowed aunts and aunts once-removed who lost fiances or husbands in WW1. This was in the 1970s. They weren't so much crazy as sad."Many of the old ladies who swell the membership lists of Country Dance Societies are 1914/18 war widows, or ladies who have lost fiancés and lovers. Country dancing kept the memory of their young men alive. When Shirley Collins started singing the piece to the tune of The False Bride, the impact was disturbing, for many people in audiences identified with it. Tears were frequent. "
https://mainlynorfolk.info/shirley.collins/songs/whitsundance.htmlReplies: @sb
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Congress_of_Vienna.PNG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concert_of_EuropeThe Germans of 1919 at Versailles had no one available of the genius of Talleyrand, was deprived of territory through plebicites and faced massive reparations, which nothing of the sort had been expected of France in 1815.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Big_four.jpgSimilarly for Soviet after the Cold War:NATO added 16 new member states since the dissolution of the Soviet Union
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/History_of_NATO_enlargement.svghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversy_in_Russia_regarding_the_legitimacy_of_eastward_NATO_expansionReplies: @Old Prude, @Pixo, @Anonymous
Besides Bismarck, Germans seem remarkably ham- fisted at diplomacy. The Stalin-Ribbentrop pact was only possible because two assholes were involved.
I recall some old German a- hole chiding me and another Ami in a Weinstube “You don’t chit about geopolitics”. Okay, Herman how does losing two world wars and having your women raped and your cities turned to smoking rubble feel. Have another beer.
I believe the greatest contributor to the minoritarian propaganda victory has been movies and TV.
Humans naturally develop at least some skepticism about what other people tell us. Children start out credulous, but then learn that some people are to be trusted and some not, and ergo to not necessarily believe verbal info from random people.
But we naturally believe what we see.
We used to learn about “the world”, “the way things are”, our people, our heroes, our norms, our traditions and our values “around the campfire” from our elders. But with movies, then TV, suddenly people learned of “the world” directly from movie makers, piping in their world view, their values … and bypassing not just our elders, our own people, but bypassing our natural verbal “b.s.” detectors to present their world view as reality we see.
Having those movie makers be people alienated from, or even hostile to the people and culture they “entertain” has been an absolute disaster for America–and through it to the Anglosphere and the West. And even without this particular American issue with Hollyweird, the movie makers, the people drawn to “drama”, are absolutely the last people you’d want running your nation, defining your norms,values, culture or raising your kids!
One of Napoleon’s officers said that Napoleon was “as great as a man can be without character.” The character flaw that eventually proved his undoing was his unbridled cynicism. He continually played off one ally against the others in his enemies alliances with promises he continually broke. Eventually, he lost all credibility and his enemies united to defeat him. He was also the butt of a particularly clever pun. He commented to an Italian actress that all Italians were thieves. She replied: “No, just a good part [buona parte]”
The New Yorker at least gives a nod to the non-Narrative interpretation.Replies: @Frau Katze
The correct takeaway.
Are they trying to claim that racism made them fail? Yes, I suppose they are.
It would be logical for Venezuela with its oversized military it can’t continue to fund to invade as Biden won’t stop them. No better time!Replies: @Pop Warner, @AKAHorace, @Reg Cæsar, @Hapalong Cassidy
Regardless of whether or not the US intervenes, Biden will be there to airlift millions of rapefugees here.
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.Replies: @Old Prude, @Wokechoke, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Dennis Dale
I am not going to watch a movie with blacks at Austerlitz until there is a film bio of Shaka with white dudes in the impi.
All those Zulus, they were...Replies: @Wielgus
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Congress_of_Vienna.PNG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concert_of_EuropeThe Germans of 1919 at Versailles had no one available of the genius of Talleyrand, was deprived of territory through plebicites and faced massive reparations, which nothing of the sort had been expected of France in 1815.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Big_four.jpgSimilarly for Soviet after the Cold War:NATO added 16 new member states since the dissolution of the Soviet Union
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/History_of_NATO_enlargement.svghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversy_in_Russia_regarding_the_legitimacy_of_eastward_NATO_expansionReplies: @Old Prude, @Pixo, @Anonymous
“ which nothing of the sort had been expected of France in 1815.”
France paid Germany a massive reparation after losing the Franco-Prussian War. It was paid entirely in gold coin and two years early.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnity
“He would have made an extraordinary peacetime ruler, but he was so talented at war that he didn’t work hard enough for peace.”
Like a man with a hammer, a man with Napoleon’s WAR rating will see everything as a war.
Joaquin Phoenix, a talented dude, was no bueno for the role.
It wasn’t as much as his American accent, it was the informal language and clunkiness of his lines.
“You think you’re so great because you have boats!” came off just plain dumb.
Had the line been reworked, it could have been a sharper more poignant barb at the English AND still allowed Scott to portray Nap as petulant yet savant overgrown child.
“The great man with such bad manners” was a well crafted retort.
Britain’s decline was not from socialism, but was a very long term thing, of being less productive and having a smaller population than rising nations like the US, Germany and later Japan. (In the case of the US, being much smaller and less productive.) Debt from the War, really took away the punch bowl.
The threat to America’s status is demographic not financial.
The US is still highly productive, with a bunch of leading industries and has 330+ million people. But the replacement population put in place–basically 3/4 Latino, 1/4 Asian–while it has some very sharp Asians folks who will continue to do great engineering, simply is not a match in overall quality–smarts, conscientiousness, trust, cohesiveness–as the whites they replace. And they are growing rapidly–especially the Latinos with the “Biden Administration”‘s open border. And blacks–a boat anchor–continue to grow rapidly and will also start to explode–Steve’s “world’s most important graph”–if the immigration insanity is not quashed and soon.
Having half a billion people, but with the demographics of Brazil is not a formula for “winning”.
My notes on your review:
Awright, who here’s gonna take the bait?
Buster Keaton? Guys, I barely knew ‘er!
Seriously, “a little Buster Keaton stoneface” is top-notch (accidental) literary smut. Bravo.
Not a full consensus, if Germany and (Soviet) Russia were considered part of Europe. Their later non-aggression pact was pretty aggressive.
OTOH, the conclusion to Gladiator realistically did imply that upon his granted early release, Djimon Hounsou’s grinning character Juba was about to embark on a stereotypical crime spree.
OT: This is what happens when you try to extort a guy with “Go f*ck yourself money.”
Ridley Scott’s 1977 film ‘The Duellists’ with Harvey Keitel and Keith Carradine, is extraordinary, a memorable film set in related period history
Eventually, Keitel sort of grows on you, like a sore, but Carradine looked and sounded all wrong.
You can almost hear him hum, "I'm easy, I'm easy."
Fine ending though.
Diana Quick as Laura, d'Hubert's mistress, played Lady Julia Flyte in the television production of Brideshead Revisited.
France paid Germany a massive reparation after losing the Franco-Prussian War. It was paid entirely in gold coin and two years early.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnityReplies: @Wokechoke, @China Japan and Korea Bromance of Three Kingdoms, @PeterIke
And was promptly spent in London. Apparently.
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.Replies: @Old Prude, @Wokechoke, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Dennis Dale
There is a great painting in the Tate Gallery showing the British army taking back Jersey off the French. The British officer has his faithful blackie servant in the center of the painting. Having black servants would have been a sign of connection to the riches of Sant Domingue (Haiti). Josephine was a planters daughter.
https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/copley-the-death-of-major-peirson-6-january-1781-n00733
Sitting in my chair at a movie-house, watching this (or any) heavily spectacle-oriented film, I would probably find myself making the rotational “get on with it” gesture with my hand. Maybe I am just old, but I suspect that most of the commenters here at Sailer University would also prefer fewer hoofbeats, and more of the multi-layered screenwriting that had such enormous potential in a biopic of Emperor Lounge Lizard. (Credit to Bradshaw’s review for coining “lounge lizard”) Of course I haven’t seen the film, so dunno, maybe it does exactly what I am about to suggest. I would have extensively employed a “meta-narrative” technique in which other characters, and flashback-scenes, are used to try to understand and explain, and add humor to, this elusively complex personality profile. Steve, thank you for your review; as always, it is comprehensive, thoughtful, informative, superb.
Ridley Scott’s first film The Duellists might be his best.
Alien is pretty effective but its success mainly owes to Giger's designs and Weaver's presence, an architectural statement of its own.
Legend is awful. Black Rain is pretty good cop thriller, nothing great.
1492 is simply unwatchable. Thelma and Louise is stupid because of the script. Gladiator is dumb spectacle. Hannibal is trash. American Gangster is solid, certainly one of his better works. White Squall and Matchstick Men are good. Kingdom of Heaven is bloated. The Counselor is overly slick but effective and terrifying. Martian starts well but turns ridiculous.
Scott is a very limited talent. He has a good eye for details. When he works on good material with sound cast and crew, the result can be impressive. But with poor material, he gets lost and even the visuals become pointless and excessive.
Unlike Kubrick who took total control of his work and conceived of it from top to bottom, Scott is simply a designer of another person's idea and vision.Replies: @Dennis Dale, @Jim Don Bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRPfJ8GZFWgReplies: @Anonymous, @Jim Don Bob, @anonymouseperson
Good film overall, but it’s hard to take Keith Carradine and Harvey Keitel as Frenchmen. Didn’t believe it for a minute, and that really hurts the film.
Eventually, Keitel sort of grows on you, like a sore, but Carradine looked and sounded all wrong.
You can almost hear him hum, “I’m easy, I’m easy.”
Fine ending though.
Never saw Robin Hood, G.I. Jane was dumb propaganda, Prometheus was weird, but had a few promising elements. But I rather liked (and still do) 1492. A lot. The soundtrack alone is gorgeous.
Ugh, just ugh.
Apparently, Denzel Washington will play the doomed Carthaginian general Hannibal in an upcoming epic. Carthaginians (Poeni = Phoenicians) are Africans, yo!
I wish John Milius were healthy and could make his lifelong passion project: Genghis Khan. He’d do justice to that, I would think.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kEzt1hc21_JV4aNPdczBkGnZyUNjJWeY0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1492:_Conquest_of_Paradise_(album)
How about Marlo Thomas, better? Prettier, and no more ridiculous.
justice to that, I would think."
I wonder if technology will be advanced enough to cast a CGI John Wayne in the lead.
Blade Runner by a mile.
Alien is pretty effective but its success mainly owes to Giger’s designs and Weaver’s presence, an architectural statement of its own.
Legend is awful. Black Rain is pretty good cop thriller, nothing great.
1492 is simply unwatchable. Thelma and Louise is stupid because of the script. Gladiator is dumb spectacle. Hannibal is trash. American Gangster is solid, certainly one of his better works. White Squall and Matchstick Men are good. Kingdom of Heaven is bloated. The Counselor is overly slick but effective and terrifying. Martian starts well but turns ridiculous.
Scott is a very limited talent. He has a good eye for details. When he works on good material with sound cast and crew, the result can be impressive. But with poor material, he gets lost and even the visuals become pointless and excessive.
Unlike Kubrick who took total control of his work and conceived of it from top to bottom, Scott is simply a designer of another person’s idea and vision.
They can’t find a Levantine actor or a North African to do it?
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.Replies: @Old Prude, @Wokechoke, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Dennis Dale
Part of the movie was filmed in Malta and Morocco, so do British filmmakers still have to bow to the Random Negro Law there? Apparently. Scott did, anyway.
Despite the accused “murkiness” (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon‘s severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don’t disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott’s Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon’s behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon’s handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix’s age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor’s Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character’s British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone’s Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn’t made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott’s Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
Steve, feel free to delete the other two.Replies: @Graham
That, and used an actor who wasn’t twice the age Napoleon was at the point when the movie started.Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Peter Akuleyev
Unbelievably but wonderfully there's a whole academic book on the "controversy" over Penguin's bold new approach to Russian translations:
https://www.amazon.com/Translating-Great-Russian-Literature-Routledge-ebook/dp/B08QTJQBKL/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=translating+great+russian&sr=8-1
https://twitter.com/iFightForKids/status/1729993619883315271?s=19Replies: @Cagey Beast, @Achmed E. Newman
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.Replies: @Old Prude, @Wokechoke, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Dennis Dale
Part of the movie was filmed in Malta and Morocco, so do British filmmakers still have to bow to the Random Negro Law there? Apparently. Scott did, anyway.
Despite the accused “murkiness” (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon‘s severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don’t disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott’s Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon’s behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon’s handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so many scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix’s age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor’s Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character’s British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone’s Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn’t made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott’s Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
Steve, Ridley Scott has always done this, even when there was little social pressure to shoehorn in blacks. Gladiator came out a quarter century ago and had lots of various blacks in it. Kingdom of Heaven had random blacks in it, even in scenes set in medieval France. Even his Alien from 1979 had a prominent black character in it. There would have been no controversy had he included 0 blacks in these films at the time.
Scott has always done this, and back when he was doing it when there was little pressure to do so, it was clear he got some sort of kick out of it or was some sort of way to signal his virtue or avant garde-ness while making commercial Hollywood films.
Napoleon was a bad film and has solidified Scott’s reputation has an overall mediocre director, despite some good films early on. He can’t be trusted with historical movies especially, in part because of his long track record of a penchant for shoehorning blacks.
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.Replies: @Old Prude, @Wokechoke, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Dennis Dale
Part of the movie was filmed in Malta and Morocco, so do British filmmakers still have to bow to the Random Negro Law there? Apparently. Scott did, anyway.
Despite the accused “murkiness” (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon’s severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don’t disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott’s Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon’s behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way. (Napoleon’s handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so many scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.)
Phoenix’s age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor’s Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character’s British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone’s Alexander, by contrast, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn’t made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott’s Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
Anyway thanks for the 3! Michael Scott .gifs. That was a favorite of mine. For those wondering, Michael really freaked out when he found out the HR guy Toby was back in town.... very understandable.Replies: @Almost Missouri, @kaganovitch
Henry Kissinger is dead.
(Actually, done by someone with an honest political viewpoint, it could be very interesting.)
On the dark side, Musk had to grovel. On the bright side, Big Jew did not just make another friend. My guess is people like Musk believe in payback. I wouldn't try humiliating him this way.Replies: @Cagey Beast, @Cagey Beast
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way. (Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so many scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.)
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, by contrast, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
A.M., though made overseas, isn’t all the RNS stuff about the scene back in Hollywood or America in general, the awards shows, the reviewers (not counting Steve Sailer), etc.? I mean, there aren’t any laws about showing 10% blacks by mass(?) in every movie yet, are there?
Anyway thanks for the 3! Michael Scott .gifs. That was a favorite of mine. For those wondering, Michael really freaked out when he found out the HR guy Toby was back in town…. very understandable.
You know, like NGOs, i.e., Non-Governmental Organizations, always seem to be doing exactly the wish of the government, often using government money.Replies: @Jim Don Bob
Ahhh, shit, so there’s gonna be a movie?
(Actually, done by someone with an honest political viewpoint, it could be very interesting.)
https://twitter.com/iFightForKids/status/1729993619883315271?s=19Replies: @Cagey Beast, @Achmed E. Newman
What a great feeling!
Vangelis • 1492 – Conquest Of Paradise playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kEzt1hc21_JV4aNPdczBkGnZyUNjJWeY0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1492:_Conquest_of_Paradise_(album)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRPfJ8GZFWgReplies: @Anonymous, @Jim Don Bob, @anonymouseperson
Yes, yes, yes! I saw it when it first came out and was blown away. I watched it again recently and it held up very well. Both Keitel and and Carradine were excellent, and I thought they both were headed for stardom, but neither one did much of anything afterwords.
Diana Quick as Laura, d’Hubert’s mistress, played Lady Julia Flyte in the television production of Brideshead Revisited.
Hell’s population is up by one.
Alien is pretty effective but its success mainly owes to Giger's designs and Weaver's presence, an architectural statement of its own.
Legend is awful. Black Rain is pretty good cop thriller, nothing great.
1492 is simply unwatchable. Thelma and Louise is stupid because of the script. Gladiator is dumb spectacle. Hannibal is trash. American Gangster is solid, certainly one of his better works. White Squall and Matchstick Men are good. Kingdom of Heaven is bloated. The Counselor is overly slick but effective and terrifying. Martian starts well but turns ridiculous.
Scott is a very limited talent. He has a good eye for details. When he works on good material with sound cast and crew, the result can be impressive. But with poor material, he gets lost and even the visuals become pointless and excessive.
Unlike Kubrick who took total control of his work and conceived of it from top to bottom, Scott is simply a designer of another person's idea and vision.Replies: @Dennis Dale, @Jim Don Bob
Right on everything except Blade Runner. Without the sets that’s a pretentious snoozer.
Alien is pretty effective but its success mainly owes to Giger's designs and Weaver's presence, an architectural statement of its own.
Legend is awful. Black Rain is pretty good cop thriller, nothing great.
1492 is simply unwatchable. Thelma and Louise is stupid because of the script. Gladiator is dumb spectacle. Hannibal is trash. American Gangster is solid, certainly one of his better works. White Squall and Matchstick Men are good. Kingdom of Heaven is bloated. The Counselor is overly slick but effective and terrifying. Martian starts well but turns ridiculous.
Scott is a very limited talent. He has a good eye for details. When he works on good material with sound cast and crew, the result can be impressive. But with poor material, he gets lost and even the visuals become pointless and excessive.
Unlike Kubrick who took total control of his work and conceived of it from top to bottom, Scott is simply a designer of another person's idea and vision.Replies: @Dennis Dale, @Jim Don Bob
Scott got his start in the advertising business.
France paid Germany a massive reparation after losing the Franco-Prussian War. It was paid entirely in gold coin and two years early.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnityReplies: @Wokechoke, @China Japan and Korea Bromance of Three Kingdoms, @PeterIke
It was proportioned according to population to be equivalent to the indemnity imposed by Napoleon on Prussia after wrecking it at Battle of Jena–Auerstedt,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnity#Indemnity
Bismarck said „Ohne Jena kein Sedan“ „Without Jena, no Sedan“.
Although to be fair, by annexing Alsace-Lorraine he violated his own adage “Politics is the Art of Possible” by precluding Franco-German rapprochement.
But Alsace has the same set-up. Why doesn't it work for them?
Here’s a good review that echoes some of what Steve says. I’m disappointed that the movie appears to be pretty surface-level, biased, inaccurate, and wastes a lot of time on the Josephine romance.
https://unherd.com/thepost/napoleon-the-movie-is-anglo-propaganda/
“Squeezing 20 years of continent-wide political and military tumult into 158 minutes was always going to leave important chapters on the chopping block…Some liberties were so jarring as to remove the viewer from the cinematic experience. Napoleon charges sabre-first on his horse like an impatient captain at the first opportunity. The Battle of Austerlitz, his greatest triumph, becomes a cartoonish mousetrap on ice…Yet the film’s main flaw is its asinine plot, and apparent indecision as to what it wants to be. Scott evidently wanted to cover Napoleon from crib to coffin, but the film lacks any convincing narrative thread to hold it…”
“A giant to the French, he remains an ogre to the English. What he was not, however, was a half-wit man-child. Phoenix plays Napoleon as a stupid figure, a characterisation the film struggles to square with the reality that the idiot depicted somehow became the most powerful man in Europe. Phoenix claimed that he wanted to explore this “petit petulant tyrant”, harking back to Britain’s viciously effective anti-Bonaparte cartoons. When the film (finally) ends, the black screen lists the casualties of Boney’s wars. This is a blatant attempt to induce guilt in any viewers who might still have any admiration for Napoleon after such a character assassination.”
“I would have gladly settled for a movie about an increasingly egotistical and tyrannical dictator, rather than an unconvincing melodrama and Wikipedia-deep exploration of the Napoleonic biggest hits. Even as a piece of Anglo propaganda, the film falls flat on its face. Scott had so many other angles to explore. His film could have been about Napoleon’s increasing obsession with winning the great power rivalry with England, but we are left guessing as to the strategic motives behind most of the battles in front of us.”
Now that some British museum has deemed a little known Roman emperor transgender we will no doubt get some kind of biopic about that, or perhaps on Sporus, a kid Nero had castrated and dressed up like his dead wife.
Napoleon should be treated in a miniseries by a serious director, not some confectioner like a Scott or a Scorsese.Replies: @Wokechoke
But let's ask someone who actually lived during Napoleon's rampages:
“Napoleon was not really worse than many, not to say most, men. He was possessed of the very ordinary egoism that seeks its welfare at the expense of others. What distinguished him was merely the greater power he had of satisfying his will, and greater intelligence, reason and courage; added to which, chance gave him a favourable scope for his operations. By means of all this he did for his egoism what a thousand other men would like to do for theirs, but cannot. Every feeble lad who by little acts of villainy gains a small advantage for himself by putting others to some disadvantage, although it may be equally small, is just as bad as Napoleon.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer, On Human NatureReplies: @LondonBob
“An ancient [sic] fight between the French and the English . . . It was about Mercantilism.”
That’s right.
But talking about ancient history . . . the Carthaginian Empire was built on trade and backed up by a powerful fleet (like the British Empire). The Roman Empire at that time was more a military and political enterprise (like the Napoleonic Empire?).
Napoleon’s infatuation with Rome may have led him to misjudge the changing times.
I do not like the Comparison between Carthage and the British.
One thing that does rhyme is the period of Carthage’s imperial expansion, if not the successful population colonisation that the British did over the Oceans.
I think Conrad’s The Duel, although it is not, strictly speaking, about Napoleon, does a better job of communicating the fundamentally romantic and aristocratic sensibilities of the era than either your or Ridley Scott’s essentially rationalist attempt to comprehend Napoleon.
Of course Napoleon wasn’t a great man of peace. Who would want to be a great man of peace? This was 1800, not 2000.
Having those movie makers be people alienated from, or even hostile to the people and culture they "entertain" has been an absolute disaster for America--and through it to the Anglosphere and the West. And even without this particular American issue with Hollyweird, the movie makers, the people drawn to "drama", are absolutely the last people you'd want running your nation, defining your norms,values, culture or raising your kids!Replies: @Oscar Goldman
That is why the Jews set up Hollywood in California and deprived the inventor of mass media ( movie camera/ projector and the phonograph of his (Edison) patents through lawfare. They realized mass brainwashing was possible . Watching friends root for the gym class spazzes of the IDF as they murder women and kids makes it clear. Few can think critically about Jews. The taboos are too ingrained.
In other Ruler news…
Napoleon is so staggeringly, completely, monumentally bad – just truly ghastly- that words fail me in trying to do it justice.
The dialogue is risible, the scenes are uniformly very poorly lit, J. Phoenix is hilariously miscast, the editing is disjointed (that may not be Scott’s fault), and the battle scenes genuinely sterile and dull. In the end, Napoleon remains a brute, and a complete cipher. And it is not helped by having the only Actor with a range smaller than Keanu Reeves play the title character. Of all of Ridley Scott’s films that I have seen, it is by far the worst.
The only possible deflection of my criticism is that maybe the long version is better – theatrical Kingdom of Heaven is kind of incoherent, but the Director’s cut is a near masterpiece. But the best you could hope for in this case is moving it from absolute garbage to …..garbage.
A huge waste of time and money , and an even huger disappointment, from a Director who has made a lot of films that I have really liked.( BTW, Gladiator was not one of them.) Oh well, Kubrick’s last three films were pretty much crap too.
He could hardly admit it was, now could he?
On the dark side, Musk had to grovel. On the bright side, Big Jew did not just make another friend. My guess is people like Musk believe in payback. I wouldn’t try humiliating him this way.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EDCEdLAzDXA
Most Controversial Elon Musk Interview (Seriously Heated - Must Watch) | Timestamps Included
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlgBcyfybWI
So I suppose a movie set in a time and place where there simply were zero blacks just can’t be made today.Replies: @Old Prude, @Wokechoke, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Almost Missouri, @Dennis Dale
I finally got around to seeing Buster Scruggs and not a single Black! face. Furthermore, the Indians are proper savages. There’s even a little joke where we think we’re going to get the obligatory wise and noble Indian moment but don’t.
And they’ve been getting away with this sort of thing for a long time–without making period pieces, which used to give you a pass. And when you think of it, for a pair of smart-assed Jewish brothers it’s remarkable how their work has matured over time to suggest an unnatural regard and sympathy for their gentile countrymen.
Watching Boney chase Josie became a distraction. The battle scenes, though interesting for the movie, were a bit off. Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.
The movie's presentation of Waterloo did not even try to look right. If you want to see that battle, see Rod Steiger as Boney in "Waterloo" (1970). De Laurentiis got it right.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Almost Missouri, @Twinkie, @PiltdownMan, @David In TN
Could be the appropriate thread to drop this:
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so many scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Inquiring Mind
What made the original Star Wars such a great movie was the Brits in it–Alec Guiness, Peter Cushing. The American actors, maybe, just maybe apart from Harrison Ford were “meh.”
James Earl Jones, though American, spoke Vader's role with stage-British enunciation, which crossover dialect reflected Vader's upbringing in the old Jedi order while he is using the Force as a modern anti-insurgency tool.
When Ridley Scott needs to turn to George Lucas for successful directing advice, you know he's failing badly.Replies: @Wokechoke, @Jenner Ickham Errican
Now, I could have done without hearing that.
How about Marlo Thomas, better? Prettier, and no more ridiculous.
It would be logical for Venezuela with its oversized military it can’t continue to fund to invade as Biden won’t stop them. No better time!Replies: @Pop Warner, @AKAHorace, @Reg Cæsar, @Hapalong Cassidy
Guyana is now in the Brazilian orbit, they are very pro-Brazilian. Portuguese has replaced Spanish as a second language in schools. If there is trouble it will be a showdown between Venezuela and Brazil, US involvement would not be needed to sort out the Venezuelans.
It would be logical for Venezuela with its oversized military it can’t continue to fund to invade as Biden won’t stop them. No better time!Replies: @Pop Warner, @AKAHorace, @Reg Cæsar, @Hapalong Cassidy
Invade with what– Tarzan vines? Certainly not tanks. Guyana intentionally keeps the majority of her territory not only undeveloped, but virgin. Precisely to keep the New Venetians at bay. “Strategic depth”.
Guyana has only two international road crossings. The one with Brazil is the only land border in the Western Hemisphere where traffic switches between left and right. The Guyanese intend to keep it that way. Even if outnumbered 35-1.
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Alfa158, @James J. O'Meara, @Frau Katze
Sorry about the unintentional multipost.
Steve, feel free to delete the other two.
Luxembourg can’t be France because they speak in German, and can’t be Germany because they write in French. Smart strategy.
But Alsace has the same set-up. Why doesn’t it work for them?
“They can’t find a Levantine actor or a North African to do it?”
They could but they won’t, ever. The point is not historical accuracy, or to make a good movie. The point is to worship sacred negroes, and demoralize and degrade whites. “Look, a superior negro general nearly defeated Rome!”
As for Napoleon, I prefer GB Shaw’s witty “The Man of Destiny.”
As for Ridley Scott… The Duellists, and Alien. Blade Runner was stylish but retarded. It’s all downhill after that. Hannibal is so dreadful he actually gets points subtracted from Alien.
George Lucas also wasted a lot of money, and disappointed a lot of people, for the same reason.
2. River Phoenix was a believable old Napoleon.
3. The Bridgerton-ization of history kind of backfired as the average Joe people I saw it with assumed the Dumas character wasn’t historical.
4. Josephine’s fresh from prison Joan Jett look was très cool.
P.s.
O/Thttps://www.startribune.com/cup-foods-owners-sue-minneapolis-over-lost-business-at-george-floyd-square/600322966/Replies: @Steve Sailer
“Josephine’s fresh from prison Joan Jett look was très cool.”
Her pixie haircut when first let out of jail after Robespierre’s fall was so her hair wouldn’t get in the way of the guillotine blade, requiring more slices.
https://images.theconversation.com/files/560501/original/file-20231120-15-7ghcdh.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=136%2C35%2C3245%2C1820&q=45&auto=format&w=926&fit=clip
https://theconversation.com/napoleon-the-films-fashion-tells-a-story-of-its-own-from-cropped-hair-to-ribbon-chokers-218208
But Joaquin Phoenix is 14 years older than the actress and looks 20 years older.
https://twitter.com/herandrews/status/1724249415236366427Replies: @Old Prude, @res
He was 29 during his successful siege of Toulon. Phoenix looks old, blase and tired during the whole film.Replies: @Steve Sailer, @The Germ Theory of Disease
Scott's filmography is populist and pretty if a bit overstuffed. Kubrick's are chilly and somewhat intellectual; event films for the culturistas. Scott delivers entertainments. Stanley plays on several levels. Both are responsible for some of my favorite films.Replies: @kaganovitch
Eh, looks like you came out of that Disney incident unharmed. Well done!
And that from a population of 800K.
On the dark side, Musk had to grovel. On the bright side, Big Jew did not just make another friend. My guess is people like Musk believe in payback. I wouldn't try humiliating him this way.Replies: @Cagey Beast, @Cagey Beast
Here is the full interview:
Driver is anything but suave. He is a goofy looking, horse faced guy.
"(Sir Ridley turns 86 this week.)"
Continually referring to Ridley Scott as "Sir Ridley" is pretentious and weird.
" So hopes grew high when Scott announced he was making Napoleon with 2019 Best Actor Oscar winner Joaquin Phoenix (for Joker)."
Phoenix is insufferably overrated. Joker was a terrible movie and his version of of the character was embarrassing compared to the Nicholson and Ledger versions.
"By the way, Steven Spielberg has been promising for a decade to turn Kubrick’s unmade Napoleon screenplay into a TV series. "
With Tom Hanks' dumpy and dull and untalented son playing Bonaparte, we can only hope.Replies: @obwandiyag
Joqueian Phoenix has a hairlip.
Oh, goodness gracious, somebody actually knows something. Give ‘im an IQ test!
Watching Boney chase Josie became a distraction. The battle scenes, though interesting for the movie, were a bit off. Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.
The movie's presentation of Waterloo did not even try to look right. If you want to see that battle, see Rod Steiger as Boney in "Waterloo" (1970). De Laurentiis got it right.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Almost Missouri, @Twinkie, @PiltdownMan, @David In TN
Also, Napoleonic ordnance did not have percussion fuses. Cannonballs landing and exploding on impact as if it were a WWII film was a constant irksome anachronism.
Exploding ordnance of that era had timed fuses. Getting the timing right was an art and science.
I guess simulating impact explosions is easier for pyrotechnic directors, but with modern CGI, simulating explosive shells hurtling or rolling(!) toward enemy infantry who then have to wonder if the time fuses will ignite the explosives lethally or harmlessly would be at least as visually compelling cinema.
The Seven Years’ War, with fighting in Europe, Asia, America, Africa, and the major oceans, could be called the first world war. Which would make the Napoleonic Wars the second world war, making WW1 and WW2 actually WW3 and WW4.
WW5 will probably mark the end of Western civilization, if the Left hasn’t already finished it off.
“Little Boney” is a really weird way to refer to an astounding historical figure and Europe’s penultimate adventurer-conqueror. It’s like me referring to Dwight Eisenhower as “Little D,” or calling Robert E. Lee “Bobby.”
https://www.amazon.com/Dynasts-Epic-Drama-War-Napoleon-ebook/dp/B0741B5F4V/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3S3FSTEE0TF8&keywords=hardy+dynasts&qid=1701344949&s=books&sprefix=hardy+dynasts%2Cstripbooks-intl-ship%2C220&sr=1-2
The Ghost of Bobby Lee
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/04/the-ghost-of-bobby-lee/38813/P.S. One of the more entertaining things about Glenn Loury and John McWhorter's podcasts is listening to them discussing TNC.Replies: @The Anti-Gnostic
OT possible Sailerbait?
https://www.unz.com/sbpdl/when-murdering-white-people-becomes-a-positive-fact-of-history-us-army-overturns-convictions-of-110-black-soldiers-in-1917-houston-riot-who-were-convicted-of-mutiny-murder-and-assault-killing-white/
They are shameless. Are they trying to provoke blowback?
And they won it by enlisting the other powers of Europe to do a large part of the fighting. That’s the English way.
Napoleon was a dictator, so I can’t really admire him, but I don’t exactly admire the scheming English either. There is a reason for the term “Perfidious Albion”.
Napoleon is as overrated as a general as Robert E Lee, good reasons why in the end both were losers to superior generals in Wellington and Grant. Possibly Napoleon might not have been as hated had he bothered with logistics, Wellington certainly did, living off the land generated a great deal of hate. The Spanish guerrillas bled France dry, and the Russians finished them off.Replies: @Captain Tripps
Even in Star Wars, the British accents seemed organic because Brit-speakers Guinness and Cushing represented the old order: Jedi knights and Imperial bluebloods, respectively. The American accents were the brash new guys: farmers, smugglers, rebels.
James Earl Jones, though American, spoke Vader’s role with stage-British enunciation, which crossover dialect reflected Vader’s upbringing in the old Jedi order while he is using the Force as a modern anti-insurgency tool.
When Ridley Scott needs to turn to George Lucas for successful directing advice, you know he’s failing badly.
Ridley Scott has always favored style over substance. I don’t mind: movies are a visual medium and style is important, perhaps more important than substance. But substance isn’t irrelevant, and his movies are often pretty shallow.
Scott’s best movie is his first: The Duelists
Blackhawk Down was a good war movie (although Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket was, I think, a better movie about war). It did a good job at showing a rather complex fire fight in a way that could be followed.
Gladiator was overrated crap.
I wanted to see Napoleon – maybe I still will, but it sounds pretty bad. Napoleon was, by all accounts, a very charismatic man. Phoenix is kind of a zilch. I just don’t see him in the role.
The best Napoleons were: 1.) David Swift in the BBC’s production of War and Peace, 2.) Rod Steiger in Waterloo, and 3.) Ian Holm in the BBC teleplay Napoleon and Love.
https://youtu.be/6ri2Pg8Ie-I?si=Adx3VE3_UQaibOg-
https://nicholasstixuncensored.blogspot.com/2023/12/see-napoleon-for-free-no-not-fake-one-5.htmlReplies: @MEH 0910
I remember reading once that, second only to our Lord Jesus Christ, Napoleon was the subject of the most autobiographies and nonfiction books of the 19th Century.
With good reason. Without Napoleon, the world would look incredibly different today. Truly one of the great men of history. He’s in the class of Caesar, Augustus, Henry II, Charlemagne, Alexander the Great, and Genghis Khan in terms of “great man”.
Its sad Napoleon is not so well known or respected in the Anglosphere as he should be. British propaganda over the centuries has done much to diminish him and his accomplishments. Now he’s just known as “short guy cucked by his wife who won some battles but whose arrogance and superior British military actions destroyed.”
N.B. Napoleon had a life long fascination with, of all people, Muhammad the creator of Islam. But it makes sense: unlike Jesus, Muhammad was also a military leader and extensive legal code creator who’s actions both shocked and awed the people of his time. He reorganized much of the Middle East following the collapse of the Western Roman Empire and the stale, corrupt governing of the Eastern Roman Empire (who still held much of the Middle East as old Roman provinces). Muhammad also had some of the most shocking and terrifying military victories of all time.
Napoleon likely saw a lot of himself in Muhammad, the big difference being Napoleon didn’t really think about the supernatural except as it was useful to controlling the masses while Muhammad was a bona fide religious zealot for his dark faith.
His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system. The latter of which I understand he didn't much care for.Replies: @R.G. Camara, @Dennis Dale, @Pixo
Coiffure à la victime, I am told, is the term of art.
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https://theconversation.com/napoleon-the-films-fashion-tells-a-story-of-its-own-from-cropped-hair-to-ribbon-chokers-218208
Thank you for admitting your insanity.
Well, what were they going to do? It’s not like ‘low energy Boney’ had much of a chance of sticking.
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Alfa158, @James J. O'Meara, @Frau Katze
Napoleon’s mother languages were Italian and the dialect of it spoken in Corsica. He learned French after being sent to France to study when he was 10. He learned fluent French but never lost his accent and had trouble spelling in French. I thought the movie would have been improved by the comic touch of having Napoleon speak in an Italian accent like Chico Marx instead if an American accent.
That, and used an actor who wasn’t twice the age Napoleon was at the point when the movie started.
Anyway thanks for the 3! Michael Scott .gifs. That was a favorite of mine. For those wondering, Michael really freaked out when he found out the HR guy Toby was back in town.... very understandable.Replies: @Almost Missouri, @kaganovitch
Steve’s review referred to “British film industry diversity quotas”, so it sounds like one of those “non-governmental” rules that may as well be governmental.
You know, like NGOs, i.e., Non-Governmental Organizations, always seem to be doing exactly the wish of the government, often using government money.
Watching Boney chase Josie became a distraction. The battle scenes, though interesting for the movie, were a bit off. Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.
The movie's presentation of Waterloo did not even try to look right. If you want to see that battle, see Rod Steiger as Boney in "Waterloo" (1970). De Laurentiis got it right.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Almost Missouri, @Twinkie, @PiltdownMan, @David In TN
100%!
One of the greatest scenes in cinema history: the charge and the destruction of the Scots Greys:
That, and used an actor who wasn’t twice the age Napoleon was at the point when the movie started.Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Peter Akuleyev
Yeah, I considered that too, but the characters of Napoleon’s brother and mother, whose accents should have been at least as divergent as Napoleon’s, were played by a couple of Anglo actors in the standard Royal Shakespeare style.
Anyway thanks for the 3! Michael Scott .gifs. That was a favorite of mine. For those wondering, Michael really freaked out when he found out the HR guy Toby was back in town.... very understandable.Replies: @Almost Missouri, @kaganovitch
Eh, maybe we could get by with just that Roxanne Gay woman in every movie?
Russians won the war. Brits just delivered the final blow to mortally wounded and exhausted beast.
Adam Driver means nothing to me, Steve. Then again, my memories of 1386 ain’t what they used to be.
All are worth watching.
Relatedly, I remembered liking Rob Roy from HBO as a kid. It was a bit of a snooze when I tried to rewatch it this year: several perfect iconic scenes with boring interludes between them.Replies: @LondonBob
Barry Lyndon with a better leading man than Ryan O’Neal could have been good. Odd to see Leonard Rossiter in it too, Kubrick must have liked him, perhaps his comedic acting or personality, because he couldn’t do dramatic acting. Rossiter had a more appropriately minor role in 2001.
That, and used an actor who wasn’t twice the age Napoleon was at the point when the movie started.Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Peter Akuleyev
The essential “Italianess” of Napoleone Buonaparte usually gets downplayed. The French have a vested interest in ignoring it, the English and Germans just don’t understand it.
A young Al Pacino would have been a great Napoleon. It’s too bad no one in the 1970s thought of it.
A young James Gandolfini might have been even better – he had the right hairline. But Pacino is probably more skilled at conveying intelligence and natural charisma combined with cruelty.
Napoleon was - not least - an intelectual. He invited the writer and minister Goethe over, when he was busy fighting big battles near Weimar. - Turned out, he - as always, he said - carried with him young Goethe's 3 week stroke of genius The Sufferings of Young Werther - about teenage longing vs. adult's resistance.Replies: @S
Watching Boney chase Josie became a distraction. The battle scenes, though interesting for the movie, were a bit off. Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.
The movie's presentation of Waterloo did not even try to look right. If you want to see that battle, see Rod Steiger as Boney in "Waterloo" (1970). De Laurentiis got it right.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Almost Missouri, @Twinkie, @PiltdownMan, @David In TN
It is worth noting that the movie Waterloo was directed by the Soviet Russian director Sergei Bondarchuk—John Huston was earlier slated to direct it. The Soviets contributed four million dollars to the production, a huge sum in the late 1960s.
They also contributed the services of 17,000 soldiers from their army, to serve as extras. Not surprisingly, the realism of the battle scenes in that movie far exceeds in versimilitude the modern era CGI fakery of Napoleon.
If I am correct about the source, the movie "Waterloo" presented the battle as closely as any movie could.Replies: @Jim Don Bob
Ford really carries Star Wars, not appreciated enough. Having actors like Cushing, Guinness and Jones was entirely necessary.
Napoleon was a dictator, so I can't really admire him, but I don't exactly admire the scheming English either. There is a reason for the term "Perfidious Albion".Replies: @LondonBob
‘Perfidious Albion’ was sour grapes by the French. The Corsican Ogre was reviled across most of Europe, and rightfully so for drenching it in blood, a lot of it French, but I doubt that bothered the Corsican Italian that much.
Napoleon is as overrated as a general as Robert E Lee, good reasons why in the end both were losers to superior generals in Wellington and Grant. Possibly Napoleon might not have been as hated had he bothered with logistics, Wellington certainly did, living off the land generated a great deal of hate. The Spanish guerrillas bled France dry, and the Russians finished them off.
There is a current of historical thought that claims Napoleon was, except for the Russia campaign, not a conqueror & military aggressor & that most of his campaigns were basically defensive; warring against most European powers was necessary because they wouldn’t let France, something new & feared as the embodiment of the future doom of feudalism, just -be. I don’t know how much this is supported by empirical evidence, since it goes against the popular notion of Napoleon as the enlightened conqueror.
People who say the Entente was attacked during WWI by an aggressive Germany never say that Gavrilo Princip and the Serbs did anything wrong. Just as we never hear that the Ukrainians did anything wrong to the ethnic Russians. Believing Napoleon's wars were "defensive" is like believing that the Black Hand was just defending the South Slavs in Bosnia, that the plans of the Entente to wage war on Germany were just defensive.
If you're British, you'd probably be more inclined to say that Napoleon was reactionary and bad, as opposed to reactionary and good, like Great Britain.Replies: @Anonymous, @Peter Akuleyev
Steve, feel free to delete the other two.Replies: @Graham
“What I tell you three times is true” – Hunting of the Snark.
It’s just a preference of mine, and I’ve rarely seen a filmmaker try it, but in my view, if you’re going to do a biopic, I think it’s better to concentrate entirely on a specific key occurrence in the subject’s life, rather than doing a sweeping attempt at the whole thing. Beatles at Shea Stadium, for instance, or recording “Revolver,” rather than the whole entire Story of the Beatles. More opportunity for character insight and appropriate detail.
On a separate note, if they are going to do a Denzel movie with Hannibal as a negro, it sort of follows that the entire Carthaginian army would be all negroes — not a black guy commanding a white army. I’d almost like to see them try that, just for the lulz — and to see the white audience’s genuine reaction to such a spectacle. Might be rather a jarring tonic for the stupefied masses, to get a glimpse of their future.
James Earl Jones, though American, spoke Vader's role with stage-British enunciation, which crossover dialect reflected Vader's upbringing in the old Jedi order while he is using the Force as a modern anti-insurgency tool.
When Ridley Scott needs to turn to George Lucas for successful directing advice, you know he's failing badly.Replies: @Wokechoke, @Jenner Ickham Errican
Accidental. The films were made n London studios.
Popular author Egon Friedell thought that Napoleon was perhaps the last condottiere, at least in some aspects. He ranked him as the ultimate European genius, above Shakespeare and Goethe (a strange comparison).
OMG, another domino that is an existential threat to the American way of life. I get it now. The US learned its lesson in Vietnam, and has been busy in recent months importing masses of Venezuelan bad guys to here so we don’t have to fight them in the messy jungles of Guyana.
On the dark side, Musk had to grovel. On the bright side, Big Jew did not just make another friend. My guess is people like Musk believe in payback. I wouldn't try humiliating him this way.Replies: @Cagey Beast, @Cagey Beast
My mistake; here’s the full interview:
Most Controversial Elon Musk Interview (Seriously Heated – Must Watch) | Timestamps Included
That was the official British position & of a few of their authors, for instance Thackeray. Most of the creative English minds highly appreciated Napoleon, from Byron to Hardy. Hardy’s masterpiece was about him:
They also contributed the services of 17,000 soldiers from their army, to serve as extras. Not surprisingly, the realism of the battle scenes in that movie far exceeds in versimilitude the modern era CGI fakery of Napoleon.Replies: @John Henry
It’s been a while, but I think the definitive description I read of Waterloo was in “Face of Battle” by John Keegan 1976.
If I am correct about the source, the movie “Waterloo” presented the battle as closely as any movie could.
The British,with unreliable allies, won because they had rifles, shrapnel, Wellington, and the Prussians to clean up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo:_The_History_of_Four_Days,_Three_Armies_and_Three_Battles
Exploding ordnance of that era had timed fuses. Getting the timing right was an art and science.
I guess simulating impact explosions is easier for pyrotechnic directors, but with modern CGI, simulating explosive shells hurtling or rolling(!) toward enemy infantry who then have to wonder if the time fuses will ignite the explosives lethally or harmlessly would be at least as visually compelling cinema.Replies: @John Henry
You may have also seen “Revolution” with Al Pacino. One closeup in a fight of a cap lock.
https://twitter.com/herandrews/status/1724249415236366427Replies: @Old Prude, @res
Commenter Mike Tre posted this over a week ago…
The intelligent part I don’t see so much when I think of Al Pacino as Napoleon – the Italian/Corsican and cruel bits: Yep, clearly.
Napoleon was – not least – an intelectual. He invited the writer and minister Goethe over, when he was busy fighting big battles near Weimar. – Turned out, he – as always, he said – carried with him young Goethe’s 3 week stroke of genius The Sufferings of Young Werther – about teenage longing vs. adult’s resistance.
In the film, Karlsbad Journey, Fritz and Illse take their Volkswagen in search of German renaissance man and philosopher Goethe, taking the same path across Germany that he had whilst alive.
Many obvious parallels between the Napoleonic Wars of France and WWII Germany, ie the conquest of much of continental Europe, the aborted cross channel invasion of England, and the failed attack upon Russia, amongst others.
As alternative history, had Napoleon come to power in 1930's France, would he too have developed a 'people's car' for the French nation?
https://youtu.be/aGHnj518RZQ?si=TPfmj9DW8zOxHEQZReplies: @Dieter Kief
Frankly the best portrayal of The Little Corsican that I ever saw was by Herbert Lom in the King Vidor/Hollywood version of “War and Peace” (which featured a marvelous score by Italian composer Nino Rota of “Godfather” fame, side-by-side with a dreadfully miscast Henry Fonda as Pierre Bezuhov).
Thanks. Truly depressing that such a dynamic and interesting figure was reduced to this. Unfortunately the “Wikipedia-deep” level of historical interest in major historical figures will probably continue to grow as the distance between the present and men of consequence grows. Our culture is still firmly in the grip of ideological cultists who absolutely loathe Western civilization and the people who made it possible.
Now that some British museum has deemed a little known Roman emperor transgender we will no doubt get some kind of biopic about that, or perhaps on Sporus, a kid Nero had castrated and dressed up like his dead wife.
“I wish John Milius were healthy and could make his lifelong passion project: Genghis Khan. He’d do
justice to that, I would think.”
I wonder if technology will be advanced enough to cast a CGI John Wayne in the lead.
France paid Germany a massive reparation after losing the Franco-Prussian War. It was paid entirely in gold coin and two years early.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_indemnityReplies: @Wokechoke, @China Japan and Korea Bromance of Three Kingdoms, @PeterIke
The big winners were the Jewish bankers who managed it all. Look up Gerson Bleichroder.
The dialogue is risible, the scenes are uniformly very poorly lit, J. Phoenix is hilariously miscast, the editing is disjointed (that may not be Scott's fault), and the battle scenes genuinely sterile and dull. In the end, Napoleon remains a brute, and a complete cipher. And it is not helped by having the only Actor with a range smaller than Keanu Reeves play the title character. Of all of Ridley Scott's films that I have seen, it is by far the worst.
The only possible deflection of my criticism is that maybe the long version is better - theatrical Kingdom of Heaven is kind of incoherent, but the Director's cut is a near masterpiece. But the best you could hope for in this case is moving it from absolute garbage to .....garbage.
A huge waste of time and money , and an even huger disappointment, from a Director who has made a lot of films that I have really liked.( BTW, Gladiator was not one of them.) Oh well, Kubrick's last three films were pretty much crap too.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican
Please turn in your theMann card at your earliest convenience.
James Earl Jones, though American, spoke Vader's role with stage-British enunciation, which crossover dialect reflected Vader's upbringing in the old Jedi order while he is using the Force as a modern anti-insurgency tool.
When Ridley Scott needs to turn to George Lucas for successful directing advice, you know he's failing badly.Replies: @Wokechoke, @Jenner Ickham Errican
Good overall take. Princess Leia might be the blueblood exception. Her parents both spoke ‘American’; in the prequels young Anakin spoke with an American accent—maybe he later chose, as Vader, to have his voice processed differently as an imperious psy-op affect.
In a fit of nostalgia I once tried to catch up on all the post-original Star Wars movies, but I kept falling asleep. "How am I falling asleep during action movies?", I thought, "Something's wrong. (There is a disturbance in the Force! lol)". I never tried again.
This is a long way of saying that I don't really know anything about Princess Leia's parents. (That Israeli actress plus the Anakin meme guy maybe?) I vaguely remember a "young Anakin" movie with a round-faced blond kid.
But yeah, Leia is a bit of a flaw in my theory. She should have coded more genteel-British, but I guess you could say her American accent indicated she was "with the people" despite her pedigree.
Anyway, the main point was just that American directors Stone and Lucas understood how to use their actors' accents to improve their movies, but Limey Scott made his movie even more muddled.
https://youtu.be/lAAXorA4pg8?si=x85BFSGUD3Bdx1LLReplies: @Twinkie
Napoleon was - not least - an intelectual. He invited the writer and minister Goethe over, when he was busy fighting big battles near Weimar. - Turned out, he - as always, he said - carried with him young Goethe's 3 week stroke of genius The Sufferings of Young Werther - about teenage longing vs. adult's resistance.Replies: @S
Reminds me of the fascinating wholly apolitical (not a party symbol or soldier to be seen anywhere) 1939 German short film below promoting the KdF Wagen, known today in the vernacular as the ‘VW Beetle’.
In the film, Karlsbad Journey, Fritz and Illse take their Volkswagen in search of German renaissance man and philosopher Goethe, taking the same path across Germany that he had whilst alive.
Many obvious parallels between the Napoleonic Wars of France and WWII Germany, ie the conquest of much of continental Europe, the aborted cross channel invasion of England, and the failed attack upon Russia, amongst others.
As alternative history, had Napoleon come to power in 1930’s France, would he too have developed a ‘people’s car’ for the French nation?
The French did build a people's car too: The Citroen 2 CV - less sturdy than the VW Beetle, but very comfortable and versatile - : - - https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=youtube+citroen+2+cv+cross+test&mid=9786E8703B40DB18A65B9786E8703B40DB18A65B&FORM=VIREReplies: @S
Thanks. After the original Star Wars, which I loved as kid and still as an adult think was a real classic, I kind of lost track of all the sequels, prequels, and spinoffs.
In a fit of nostalgia I once tried to catch up on all the post-original Star Wars movies, but I kept falling asleep. “How am I falling asleep during action movies?”, I thought, “Something’s wrong. (There is a disturbance in the Force! lol)”. I never tried again.
This is a long way of saying that I don’t really know anything about Princess Leia’s parents. (That Israeli actress plus the Anakin meme guy maybe?) I vaguely remember a “young Anakin” movie with a round-faced blond kid.
But yeah, Leia is a bit of a flaw in my theory. She should have coded more genteel-British, but I guess you could say her American accent indicated she was “with the people” despite her pedigree.
Anyway, the main point was just that American directors Stone and Lucas understood how to use their actors’ accents to improve their movies, but Limey Scott made his movie even more muddled.
The British Empire began its decline after the ghastly WW 1. The British dead numbered 867,829 to 1,011,687. Which means an overabundance of crazy English broads! After great cataclysms it is sometimes necessary to engage in social spending to keep the peeps housed and fed.Replies: @YetAnotherAnon
“an overabundance of crazy English broads”
My girlfriend had a pile of maiden and widowed aunts and aunts once-removed who lost fiances or husbands in WW1. This was in the 1970s. They weren’t so much crazy as sad.
“Many of the old ladies who swell the membership lists of Country Dance Societies are 1914/18 war widows, or ladies who have lost fiancés and lovers. Country dancing kept the memory of their young men alive. When Shirley Collins started singing the piece to the tune of The False Bride, the impact was disturbing, for many people in audiences identified with it. Tears were frequent. “
https://mainlynorfolk.info/shirley.collins/songs/whitsundance.html
I also recall being with a German girlfriend visiting a maiden aunt and commenting that clearly the aunt really loved children and it was a pity she never had any.
The girlfriend just rolled her eyes.
Maybe also this generation of women "normallised " being barren among European womanhood
1. I guess I don’t really know who Jokin’ Phoenix is. Was thinking you all meant Pedro Pascal, who would have been great. At least he’s sort of Mediterranean looking and a classical actor…loved him in Prospect…mesmerizing.
2. Here is a link to the article with the Murty story–long and pretty good…I don’t agree with everything in it…but it’s solid stuff.
https://www.city-journal.org/article/conservatives-in-hollywood
Haha. Yeah, I agreed theMann‘s comment except for the Gladiator dis. How can any man not like Gladiator?
With a good cast, big budget, and interesting history, it is sad to think how good it could have been.
Don’t you think Joaquin Phoenix is too old (49 yrs and looks older) for the role. In his prime as a young emperor Napoleon was only 35 years old, and he died in exile age 51.
He was 29 during his successful siege of Toulon. Phoenix looks old, blase and tired during the whole film.
What? Peter Dinklage wasn't available?
Agreed. Looking for examples of Robert E. Lee being referred to as “Bobby” is instructive. Here is one from iSteve content generator Ta-Nehisi Coates in 2010.
The Ghost of Bobby Lee
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/04/the-ghost-of-bobby-lee/38813/
P.S. One of the more entertaining things about Glenn Loury and John McWhorter’s podcasts is listening to them discussing TNC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOCigaQJtcReplies: @Wokechoke
A cast of tens of thousands of Yugoslavian conscripts…
https://twitter.com/herandrews/status/1724249415236366427Replies: @Old Prude, @res
Paul Kersey did a piece on that.
https://www.unz.com/sbpdl/when-murdering-white-people-becomes-a-positive-fact-of-history-us-army-overturns-convictions-of-110-black-soldiers-in-1917-houston-riot-who-were-convicted-of-mutiny-murder-and-assault-killing-white/
They are shameless. Are they trying to provoke blowback?
Skillful ruthless cunning cowardice. Based.
“Defeat? Heavens, no. Deceive, with God’s help!”
“Most famously, Stanley Kubrick contemplated making a Napoleon movie to follow up 2001. But the project proved too daunting for even Kubrick, so he eventually applied his research into the 18th century to Barry Lyndon instead.”
Kubrick was widely known for doing extensive research before beginning historical period films. Scott couldn’t care less. Numerous online postings have ridiculed his lack of adhering to basic facts regarding Napoleon and the era he came from.
Kubrick was not the first filmmaker in world cinema to apply historical research when making epic films. That honor goes to legendary filmmaker, the one who put Hollywood on the map as a force in world film, to Cecil B. DeMille. It was once stated that in Paramount’s Studio’s library of books for research purposes for projects, 90% either came from DeMille’s private library, or were utilized by DeMille.
The entire idea of doing one’s historical homework before making an epic film by making use of extensive historical research is directly traced to Cecil B. DeMille, Steve, and not Stanley Kubrick. Every single detail that was to before it was placed on the screen was exhaustively researched beforehand, in order to get it right.
* Although unlike DeMille, there still persists that some of the extras in Spartacus are wearing wrist watches on their forearms. Kubrick should’ve caught that oversight.
“Gladiator vs. Spartacus, Alien vs. The Shining, Blade Runner vs. 2001, Black Hawk Down vs. Full Metal Jacket, and Thelma and Louise vs. Lolita.”
Lolita? Seriously? A bit overwraught and overrated, certainly not one of the ’60’s greatest ever films made.
Which Ridley Scott film would be compared to Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove? Kingdom of Heaven? (albeit, once again Scott’s lack of historical accuracy is appaling, and in this front DeMille’s The Crusades is a far better historical epic).
It would be logical for Venezuela with its oversized military it can’t continue to fund to invade as Biden won’t stop them. No better time!Replies: @Pop Warner, @AKAHorace, @Reg Cæsar, @Hapalong Cassidy
“…is 1/3 dot Indian and 1/3 black and mostly Anglophone”
Very similar in population makeup to Britain’s nearby former colony of Trinidad. But Britain’s other former Caribbean colonies (such as Jamaica and Barbados) never had a significant imported Indian workforce. No idea as to why that was the case.
I was fortunate enough to see a three-screen (as it had been intended) showing of the Abel Gantz silent film Napoleon, with live musical accompaniment, it was great. Mainly battle scenes, but though it was long, it never became boring.
In any case, that take should not be forgotten.
The Ghost of Bobby Lee
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/04/the-ghost-of-bobby-lee/38813/P.S. One of the more entertaining things about Glenn Loury and John McWhorter's podcasts is listening to them discussing TNC.Replies: @The Anti-Gnostic
Reading it again, I see Steve is making a point about Scott’s rather inexplicable, retrospective treatment of Napoleon in line with Gillray’s caricature of the time instead of what the remove of history would show about Napoleon. But then of course, Scott’s a Brit.
4.) And don’t forget Ian Holm in Time Bandits!
Typically because they’re heterosexual. Or they’ve spent more than a few minutes thinking of the Roman Empire.
it’s not possible to adequately tell the geopolitical story; it’s too big, and obviously beyond even a technical master lacking any intellectual depth. So what is a director to do? The usual. Fall back on something like Freudian analysis in an attempt to “get inside” the character.
Napoleon should be treated in a miniseries by a serious director, not some confectioner like a Scott or a Scorsese.
Napoleon is there to be sure, always but you also get something of the Sharpe’s Rifles to give a flavour of the era. This would allow a Ney, Bernadotte (now Swedish ROYALS) or Murat (killed in Italy) to grow as characters. Then sort of snap back to the main guy as needed. Look at Brother Joseph in Spain fighting off the Brits looting the Prado. Pierre and Jean could show up making things happen good or ill
Bonaparte as the Sopranos. Ciaran Hines did a great Caesar for example and Purefoy’s Mark Anthony was a classic for all time.
End it with Pierre and Jean demobilised migrating to America or preparing to go to Algeria.
A recent Wall St. Journal review of this film roasted it.
Seems a lot of Big Name Directors get very lost and stupid after early successes.
Even fewer of them understand actual history and what made major figures important.
Related: De Niro’s 3 three hour turkey about some early 20th century murders in Oklahoma related to Siberian American (Indian) oil leases has also proven this point. Though the original characters in this true life story have long been forgotten. No one cares.
A good European director (British/French/German/Italian) might have a bias but at least that would have made a thoughtful film. Napoleon was the Hitler of his day, absent the genocide and total destruction of his homeland. (Some European films about Napoleon have been made, most were critical successes.)
Instead this film seems to be a weird love story revolving around a dunce in uniform. Since about half of Americans now can’t locate France on a map or globe, not a great idea.
Seems a lot of Big Name Directors get very lost and stupid after early successes.
Even fewer of them understand actual history and what made major figures important.
Related: De Niro's 3 three hour turkey about some early 20th century murders in Oklahoma related to Siberian American (Indian) oil leases has also proven this point. Though the original characters in this true life story have long been forgotten. No one cares.
A good European director (British/French/German/Italian) might have a bias but at least that would have made a thoughtful film. Napoleon was the Hitler of his day, absent the genocide and total destruction of his homeland. (Some European films about Napoleon have been made, most were critical successes.)
Instead this film seems to be a weird love story revolving around a dunce in uniform. Since about half of Americans now can't locate France on a map or globe, not a great idea.Replies: @The Germ Theory of Disease, @Jim Don Bob
Abel Gance wept.
Would make a great streaming series or TV mini-series.
I suspect this Ridley Scott version will tank at the box office.
That's why they are releasing it now, before Christmas but after a long drought of new films due to the strikes. Maybe this Corsican will help the turkey digest and/or allow for a nice public nap...
I think Hollywood has gotten a lot stupider in recent years. Mostly comic book CGI laden sequels. I did like Oppenheimer and was glad it did good box office. Didn't see Barbie, like most normal males.
Are "film schools" totally Woke or just full of dummies?Replies: @The Germ Theory of Disease
So.. you’re a fan of Gladiator, or not ?
Maybe you should visit the cockpit.
https://youtu.be/Gd0NtQDio20?si=8cl0s7PvXxuhVH7ZReplies: @Jenner Ickham Errican
That's right. But talking about ancient history . . . the Carthaginian Empire was built on trade and backed up by a powerful fleet (like the British Empire). The Roman Empire at that time was more a military and political enterprise (like the Napoleonic Empire?). Napoleon's infatuation with Rome may have led him to misjudge the changing times.Replies: @Wokechoke, @Anonymous
Carthage wasn’t a politically integrated Island. It was a bit vulnerable.
I do not like the Comparison between Carthage and the British.
One thing that does rhyme is the period of Carthage’s imperial expansion, if not the successful population colonisation that the British did over the Oceans.
Oh Jenner I’m flattered, but straight. (“So you’re a fan of Gladiator” would be a good covert homosexual come-on, a “friends of Dorothy” kind of thing).
Maybe you should visit the cockpit.
https://media.tenor.com/QmVqw_JkE0oAAAAC/master-and-commander-lucky-jack.gifReplies: @Dennis Dale
Napoleon should be treated in a miniseries by a serious director, not some confectioner like a Scott or a Scorsese.Replies: @Wokechoke
It would be great fodder for Amazon, Netflix etc.
Here’s how I’d do it.
Use the way Rome had Pullo and Vorenus as the actual story.
Interweave them into the events in cheeky historical fiction taking liberties. Pierre and Jean, let’s say.
Napoleon is there to be sure, always but you also get something of the Sharpe’s Rifles to give a flavour of the era. This would allow a Ney, Bernadotte (now Swedish ROYALS) or Murat (killed in Italy) to grow as characters. Then sort of snap back to the main guy as needed. Look at Brother Joseph in Spain fighting off the Brits looting the Prado. Pierre and Jean could show up making things happen good or ill
Bonaparte as the Sopranos.
Ciaran Hines did a great Caesar for example and Purefoy’s Mark Anthony was a classic for all time.
End it with Pierre and Jean demobilised migrating to America or preparing to go to Algeria.
Maybe you should visit the cockpit.
https://youtu.be/Gd0NtQDio20?si=8cl0s7PvXxuhVH7ZReplies: @Jenner Ickham Errican
Hmmm. Given a second chance, you’ve still not yet confirmed nor denied you’re a fan of Gladiator…
That's adorable.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican
https://media.tenor.com/QmVqw_JkE0oAAAAC/master-and-commander-lucky-jack.gifReplies: @Dennis Dale
Oh look, the “I am rubber you are glue” riposte.
That’s adorable.
That's adorable.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican
You only have the one gif?
I can probably find more. Any requests?
Don’t forget Harry “S” Truman, a mobbed-up haberdasher who got to drop two nukes!
Also, made Israel possible, in return for a suitcase full of cash.
Truman’s parents couldn’t decide on ‘Solomon’ or ‘Shipp’ a middle name, so compromised on ‘S’. As it turned out, “Solomon” would have been appropriate.
You mention Ulysses “S” Grant, who also had the same phony middle initial. Apparently some kind of Masonic sign for “warmongering scumbag.”
No matter. He did the right thing with the A bombs. Saved at least one million Allied/US causalities, and probably 10 million Jap deaths mostly from starvation.
Sometimes you have two options as a politician - bad and worse - and you don't know one is which until later.
In any event, thanks Steve for seeing and reviewing this movie so that I won't have to.Replies: @James J. O'Meara
At least they didn’t cast a black lesbian.
I recall some old German a- hole chiding me and another Ami in a Weinstube “You don’t chit about geopolitics”. Okay, Herman how does losing two world wars and having your women raped and your cities turned to smoking rubble feel. Have another beer.Replies: @James J. O'Meara
And Americans wonder why everyone hates them.
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Alfa158, @James J. O'Meara, @Frau Katze
The translators Penguin used for Russian novels in the 50s-60s would use various “lower” class British accents to depict various Russian social orders; Cockney, Geordie, etc. I suppose it worked in the UK but Americans it just made them seem like weirdos.
Unbelievably but wonderfully there’s a whole academic book on the “controversy” over Penguin’s bold new approach to Russian translations:
Oh, boo hoo. So he killed 100s of thousands of White people, at least he liberated the Jews!
But let’s ask someone who actually lived during Napoleon’s rampages:
“Napoleon was not really worse than many, not to say most, men. He was possessed of the very ordinary egoism that seeks its welfare at the expense of others. What distinguished him was merely the greater power he had of satisfying his will, and greater intelligence, reason and courage; added to which, chance gave him a favourable scope for his operations. By means of all this he did for his egoism what a thousand other men would like to do for theirs, but cannot. Every feeble lad who by little acts of villainy gains a small advantage for himself by putting others to some disadvantage, although it may be equally small, is just as bad as Napoleon.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer, On Human Nature
Ridley Scott has always been somewhat of a isolationist, as can be seen in the excellent Blackhawk Down and not so good Robin Hood, both critiques of Clinton/Bush and Blairite overseas adventurism.
He was 29 during his successful siege of Toulon. Phoenix looks old, blase and tired during the whole film.Replies: @Steve Sailer, @The Germ Theory of Disease
Right. Tom Cruise could have done the role okay at age 49, but no Phoenix.
Some directors are great because they are masters of the science of film-making. Likely Kubrick qualifies on this score.
Other directors have made great films because they had the expertise and technical genius of the ripe, fully developed Hollywood behind them, they had the resources, they had the experts, they had the creative artists to make great films. George Lucas may have had the inspiration for Star Wars and Indiana Jones as concepts: but it was all his experts that made them possible and made them good. Perhaps Blade Runner and Ridley’s Believe IT OR NOT’s “good” films are mostly the same way.
The trailer alone for the Napoleon film just screamed that it is unwatchable. I can’t watch galloping video game horses and take it seriously. They look liked animated toy soldiers: I’d rather watch stop motion and King Kong. Let me see King Kong in the public domain on youtube whenever I want. It’s about time.
Scott’s Napoleon is something you could adapt into a 1980s Atari game.
You know, like NGOs, i.e., Non-Governmental Organizations, always seem to be doing exactly the wish of the government, often using government money.Replies: @Jim Don Bob
There is reporting that says at least two NGOs helped the Algerian stabber evade deportation and become an Irish citizen.
He was 29 during his successful siege of Toulon. Phoenix looks old, blase and tired during the whole film.Replies: @Steve Sailer, @The Germ Theory of Disease
Joaquin Phoenix?
What? Peter Dinklage wasn’t available?
I liked the opening battle and some of the gladiator bouts, but the film was basically ridiculous. It has the same problem as Raiders of the Lost Arc – it is just silly and gets the history entirely wrong.
Lawrence Auster called Mohammed “a successful Hitler”.
But how many of their conquests survived, even the next generation?
His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system. The latter of which I understand he didn’t much care for.
Not to mention his innovations in warfare changed the playbook for all 19th century warfare going forward, especially for artillery. And gave hope to every common man that he, too, with a bit of talent, could rise precipitously.
If you think "His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system" you're an ignorant fool and troll.
Abolishing the Holy Roman Empire and similar feudal structures in Italy was huge. After Napoleon reformed his empire, inherited rulers were permanently weakened and consigned to a practical level of power and status that at best was comparable to the British constitutional monarchy.
Dale:
“If he was here for October 7 he likely would have become a pure neocon”
The current war is another example showing God favors His chosen and blesses those who bless them, and curses those who curse them.Replies: @Reg Cæsar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRPfJ8GZFWgReplies: @Anonymous, @Jim Don Bob, @anonymouseperson
I don’t recall there being one single black in that movie. I guess blackwashing history wasn’t a thing back then.
I had to look him up, but yes. Thanks.
Would make a great streaming series or TV mini-series.
I suspect this Ridley Scott version will tank at the box office.
That’s why they are releasing it now, before Christmas but after a long drought of new films due to the strikes. Maybe this Corsican will help the turkey digest and/or allow for a nice public nap…
I think Hollywood has gotten a lot stupider in recent years. Mostly comic book CGI laden sequels. I did like Oppenheimer and was glad it did good box office. Didn’t see Barbie, like most normal males.
Are “film schools” totally Woke or just full of dummies?
A little of both, but what's worse, they're full of woke dummies (a redundancy, granted). But the real problem, as with journalism, law, and writing, is that there are film schools at all. Like some grouchy grump said back in the old days, "Law school? Bosh! A man should read law in the county courthouse." Same thing goes for film. I make exceptions for technical arts like painting and music and even acting, which need conservatories because they require established technique... but a man of yore used to learn journalism by starting out as a copyboy when he was 13, and keeping his eyes open.
The problem with American art is that far too many would-be American artists have nothing interesting to say, and that is because they are afraid to go out into the world and get kicked in the balls, and risk learning something worth expressing.
His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system. The latter of which I understand he didn't much care for.Replies: @R.G. Camara, @Dennis Dale, @Pixo
Napoleon wiped the Holy Roman Emperor off the map, created the rise of nationalism in Europe, united Italy (which led to its later unification), caused the British to become the pre-eminent world power, stopped the horrific evil of the Masonic French Revolution, emphatically displayed that the Ottoman Empire would not rise again, and instituted a fundamental change in the legal systems of many European nations down to this day.
Not to mention his innovations in warfare changed the playbook for all 19th century warfare going forward, especially for artillery. And gave hope to every common man that he, too, with a bit of talent, could rise precipitously.
If you think “His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system” you’re an ignorant fool and troll.
Egon Fridell loved intellectual battles. – – – The louder, the better – to dethrone Shakespeare and Goethe was one of his t(r)icks.
In 1910 he gave a public lecture in Vienna saying that -Shaw would be better than Shaklespeare – and Egpon Schiele madde a great poster for it:
https://tinyurl.com/4f97a45b
Whether his wars were “defensive” or “offensive” (as if the French Revolution wasn’t about overthrowing the old regimes in all states, not just France) depends on whether he is viewed as a revolutionary or reactionary force.
People who say the Entente was attacked during WWI by an aggressive Germany never say that Gavrilo Princip and the Serbs did anything wrong. Just as we never hear that the Ukrainians did anything wrong to the ethnic Russians. Believing Napoleon’s wars were “defensive” is like believing that the Black Hand was just defending the South Slavs in Bosnia, that the plans of the Entente to wage war on Germany were just defensive.
If you’re British, you’d probably be more inclined to say that Napoleon was reactionary and bad, as opposed to reactionary and good, like Great Britain.
Because that‘s a nonsense way to frame what’s happening. I meet refugees from Ukraine all the time who are Ukrainian patriots but prefer to speak Russian because it’s still their mother tongue. It’s just like Irish who hate the English but can’t be bothered to learn Irish. Many „ethnic Russians“ detest Putin and prefer the relative freedom of Ukraine to the statist pseudo Soviet system Putin has created in the RF. There are also plenty of „ethnic Ukrainians“ who are nostalgic for the USSR and prefer Russian rule if given the choice.Replies: @Anonymous
In the film, Karlsbad Journey, Fritz and Illse take their Volkswagen in search of German renaissance man and philosopher Goethe, taking the same path across Germany that he had whilst alive.
Many obvious parallels between the Napoleonic Wars of France and WWII Germany, ie the conquest of much of continental Europe, the aborted cross channel invasion of England, and the failed attack upon Russia, amongst others.
As alternative history, had Napoleon come to power in 1930's France, would he too have developed a 'people's car' for the French nation?
https://youtu.be/aGHnj518RZQ?si=TPfmj9DW8zOxHEQZReplies: @Dieter Kief
Intersting, thx.! – And quite charming. Lots of Goethe quotes. A documentary too.
Erik Ode became quite famous as a wise detective in the TV series Der Kommissar, ca. 1975 fff.
The French did build a people’s car too: The Citroen 2 CV – less sturdy than the VW Beetle, but very comfortable and versatile – : – –
https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=youtube+citroen+2+cv+cross+test&mid=9786E8703B40DB18A65B9786E8703B40DB18A65B&FORM=VIRE
France had been the most successful state of medieval Europe?
I beg to disagree.
I claim that Venice, Florence, the Low Countries, and England were clearly the most successful states of medieval Europe.
With the benefit of hindsight, Switzerland was also quite successful. But only with the benefit of hindsight.
If I am correct about the source, the movie "Waterloo" presented the battle as closely as any movie could.Replies: @Jim Don Bob
Bernard Cornwall does a good job too.
The British,with unreliable allies, won because they had rifles, shrapnel, Wellington, and the Prussians to clean up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo:_The_History_of_Four_Days,_Three_Armies_and_Three_Battles
His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system. The latter of which I understand he didn't much care for.Replies: @R.G. Camara, @Dennis Dale, @Pixo
Lawrence Auster said a lot of stupid things. If he was here for October 7 he likely would have become a pure neocon and spouted a veritable River Jordan of stupid.
Gladiator had some spectacular sequences but otherwise was boring, poorly scripted, and predictable.
With a good cast, big budget, and interesting history, it is sad to think how good it could have been.
The French did build a people's car too: The Citroen 2 CV - less sturdy than the VW Beetle, but very comfortable and versatile - : - - https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=youtube+citroen+2+cv+cross+test&mid=9786E8703B40DB18A65B9786E8703B40DB18A65B&FORM=VIREReplies: @S
Yes, it’s fascinating. When I first came across it not so long ago, due to the high quality of it’s preservation, I thought for sure it was at least a 1950’s era film. But, no, it was made in 1939.
He comes across as a pleasant and likeable sort, though perhaps older looking in the short film than his actual 20 something years in real life.
The Citroën 2 CV is a very expensive car to be had nowadays, if you can find one for sale. I can only imagine it’s because many of the mass produced cars have not survived, and, or, have been snatched up by collectors.
https://suchen.mobile.de/auto/citroen-2-cv.htmlReplies: @S
His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system. The latter of which I understand he didn't much care for.Replies: @R.G. Camara, @Dennis Dale, @Pixo
Reg: “His primary effect on the world may have been the spread of right-hand traffic and the metric system.”
Abolishing the Holy Roman Empire and similar feudal structures in Italy was huge. After Napoleon reformed his empire, inherited rulers were permanently weakened and consigned to a practical level of power and status that at best was comparable to the British constitutional monarchy.
Dale:
“If he was here for October 7 he likely would have become a pure neocon”
The current war is another example showing God favors His chosen and blesses those who bless them, and curses those who curse them.
Would make a great streaming series or TV mini-series.
I suspect this Ridley Scott version will tank at the box office.
That's why they are releasing it now, before Christmas but after a long drought of new films due to the strikes. Maybe this Corsican will help the turkey digest and/or allow for a nice public nap...
I think Hollywood has gotten a lot stupider in recent years. Mostly comic book CGI laden sequels. I did like Oppenheimer and was glad it did good box office. Didn't see Barbie, like most normal males.
Are "film schools" totally Woke or just full of dummies?Replies: @The Germ Theory of Disease
“I think Hollywood has gotten a lot stupider in recent years… Are “film schools” totally Woke or just full of dummies?”
A little of both, but what’s worse, they’re full of woke dummies (a redundancy, granted). But the real problem, as with journalism, law, and writing, is that there are film schools at all. Like some grouchy grump said back in the old days, “Law school? Bosh! A man should read law in the county courthouse.” Same thing goes for film. I make exceptions for technical arts like painting and music and even acting, which need conservatories because they require established technique… but a man of yore used to learn journalism by starting out as a copyboy when he was 13, and keeping his eyes open.
The problem with American art is that far too many would-be American artists have nothing interesting to say, and that is because they are afraid to go out into the world and get kicked in the balls, and risk learning something worth expressing.
Seems a lot of Big Name Directors get very lost and stupid after early successes.
Even fewer of them understand actual history and what made major figures important.
Related: De Niro's 3 three hour turkey about some early 20th century murders in Oklahoma related to Siberian American (Indian) oil leases has also proven this point. Though the original characters in this true life story have long been forgotten. No one cares.
A good European director (British/French/German/Italian) might have a bias but at least that would have made a thoughtful film. Napoleon was the Hitler of his day, absent the genocide and total destruction of his homeland. (Some European films about Napoleon have been made, most were critical successes.)
Instead this film seems to be a weird love story revolving around a dunce in uniform. Since about half of Americans now can't locate France on a map or globe, not a great idea.Replies: @The Germ Theory of Disease, @Jim Don Bob
I read this book recently. It’s pretty good (only 300 pages) but it waits until the last third to document just how many of the Osage were killed or robbed by their care takers. The first 2/3 relates the nascent FBI cracking the murders of 10 or so Osage thanks to one guy, and Hoover taking credit for it all.
Also, made Israel possible, in return for a suitcase full of cash.
Truman's parents couldn't decide on 'Solomon' or 'Shipp' a middle name, so compromised on 'S'. As it turned out, "Solomon" would have been appropriate.
You mention Ulysses "S" Grant, who also had the same phony middle initial. Apparently some kind of Masonic sign for "warmongering scumbag."Replies: @Jim Don Bob
I have heard this said about Harry, but I’ve yet to see much evidence.
No matter. He did the right thing with the A bombs. Saved at least one million Allied/US causalities, and probably 10 million Jap deaths mostly from starvation.
Sometimes you have two options as a politician – bad and worse – and you don’t know one is which until later.
Alain Resnais could have done Last Year at St Helena, with repetitive shots and reshots of the frustrated old man struggling with Forty Thieves solitaire. Or Bergman could have him on the beach, taking on the Reaper at whist.
Be that as it may, he nailed it with this one.
Auster's "Eloi tax" concept was spot on too. A conservative Ignatius Reilly scratching out a living in New York City before moving in with Laura Wood and her husband for end-of-life care; I don't think they'd even personally met beforehand.
Abolishing the Holy Roman Empire and similar feudal structures in Italy was huge. After Napoleon reformed his empire, inherited rulers were permanently weakened and consigned to a practical level of power and status that at best was comparable to the British constitutional monarchy.
Dale:
“If he was here for October 7 he likely would have become a pure neocon”
The current war is another example showing God favors His chosen and blesses those who bless them, and curses those who curse them.Replies: @Reg Cæsar
In other words, he wrecked Europe for good.
I just did a spit take.
Mohammed and his followers established their Arab supremacist religion in the entire northern third of Africa including Somalia, then north to Kazakhstan and east all the way into the Pacific and Indonesia. Pretty astounding.
Auster’s “Eloi tax” concept was spot on too. A conservative Ignatius Reilly scratching out a living in New York City before moving in with Laura Wood and her husband for end-of-life care; I don’t think they’d even personally met beforehand.
Thanks for the hat tip.
Leia speaks with an English accent in this scene, but not in any other. I’m guessing she is supposed to be mocking Tarkin.
I would not inherit any former noble titles, so I profited on a relative basis from Napoleon’s degradation of the antebellum nobility, and thus I’m obliged to approve.
https://youtu.be/lAAXorA4pg8?si=x85BFSGUD3Bdx1LLReplies: @Twinkie
I had forgotten what a bad actress she was.
Despite the accused "murkiness" (northern Europe is often murky), I still found Napoleon's severe case of Random Negro Syndrome annoying and distracting. Though I don't disqualify a movie for having RNS, it does turn out to be an almost unerring marker for a bad product. And Scott's Napoleon is a failure as history, as entertainment, and as iconography.
I am not a great admirer of Napoleon, but even I felt offended on Napoleon's behalf at this propagandistic English slander masquerading as an epic historical biopic. Besides the problems Steve mentions, the script, casting, acting, and directing are all terrible, which is sad because none of it had to be that way.
Napoleon's handkerchief should have had an acting credit, since it upstages him in so scenes as Phoenix is constantly dabbing at all the estrogen tears Scott orders up.
Phoenix's age and mumblecore delivery are not his only problems. His brazen American accent grates against all the plummy Royal Actor's Guild—or whatever they call it over there—speech of every other player. The murk is muddled further because some British accents are meant to convey the character's British social class, while some are meant to convey something about their French social distinction, but then some French dialogue is actually in French, so the viewer is left with a lot of subconscious code-switching. In Stone's Alexander, Irish accents indicated Macedonians, while English accents meant Greeks. It was a clever way to redeploy a complication of multinational casting as an asset to final product. No such cleverness in Napoleon though.
But as others have pointed out, Scott hasn't made anything worthwhile since Gladiator.
https://twitter.com/ReforgedSwordo/status/1728885103189954734
Judging by the casting and scriptwriter, Scott's Gladiator 2 is going to be: Hidden Roman Numerals: the Black-Run Roman Empire.
https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1727329999160791482Replies: @Almost Missouri, @Alfa158, @James J. O'Meara, @Frau Katze
It probably depends on who was funding it. In any case I suppose these movie-makers are well trained to include blacks by now. It’s been going on so long.
Watching Boney chase Josie became a distraction. The battle scenes, though interesting for the movie, were a bit off. Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.
The movie's presentation of Waterloo did not even try to look right. If you want to see that battle, see Rod Steiger as Boney in "Waterloo" (1970). De Laurentiis got it right.Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican, @Almost Missouri, @Twinkie, @PiltdownMan, @David In TN
“Commanders of 300,000 man armies do not lead Saber Charges.”
Scott has Napoleon charging on horseback wielding a saber at Borodino, which, of course, never happened.
Steve–equating a masterpiece like ‘Lolita’ to a chase film (Thelma and Louise’) is a bit much
There is a lot that demands giving Brits respect where it’s due. When Kutuzov was leaving St. Petersburg to take command of Russian army in 1812, he was asked “Are you hoping to defeat Napoleon?”
“Defeat? Heavens, no. Deceive, with God’s help!”
People who say the Entente was attacked during WWI by an aggressive Germany never say that Gavrilo Princip and the Serbs did anything wrong. Just as we never hear that the Ukrainians did anything wrong to the ethnic Russians. Believing Napoleon's wars were "defensive" is like believing that the Black Hand was just defending the South Slavs in Bosnia, that the plans of the Entente to wage war on Germany were just defensive.
If you're British, you'd probably be more inclined to say that Napoleon was reactionary and bad, as opposed to reactionary and good, like Great Britain.Replies: @Anonymous, @Peter Akuleyev
You’re mixing pretext and fundamental reasons for WWI.
But let's ask someone who actually lived during Napoleon's rampages:
“Napoleon was not really worse than many, not to say most, men. He was possessed of the very ordinary egoism that seeks its welfare at the expense of others. What distinguished him was merely the greater power he had of satisfying his will, and greater intelligence, reason and courage; added to which, chance gave him a favourable scope for his operations. By means of all this he did for his egoism what a thousand other men would like to do for theirs, but cannot. Every feeble lad who by little acts of villainy gains a small advantage for himself by putting others to some disadvantage, although it may be equally small, is just as bad as Napoleon.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer, On Human NatureReplies: @LondonBob
I was amused to read an article by the historian Andrew Roberts slating the film, his argument was to ignore the twenty years of bloody self aggrandising wars, and to instead focus on the fact Napoleon removed restrictions on the jews. Is it good for the jews on a grand scale, by a gentile historian.
Ridley Scott has always been somewhat of a isolationist, as can be seen in the excellent Blackhawk Down and not so good Robin Hood, both critiques of Clinton/Bush and Blairite overseas adventurism.
If you’ve got 5000 Euros and a bit of time and mechanical skills, you can find one that will run for many years:
https://suchen.mobile.de/auto/citroen-2-cv.html
In Rome, the real men watched the chariot races. Go blue team!
My girlfriend had a pile of maiden and widowed aunts and aunts once-removed who lost fiances or husbands in WW1. This was in the 1970s. They weren't so much crazy as sad."Many of the old ladies who swell the membership lists of Country Dance Societies are 1914/18 war widows, or ladies who have lost fiancés and lovers. Country dancing kept the memory of their young men alive. When Shirley Collins started singing the piece to the tune of The False Bride, the impact was disturbing, for many people in audiences identified with it. Tears were frequent. "
https://mainlynorfolk.info/shirley.collins/songs/whitsundance.htmlReplies: @sb
I think the lack of men was even more pronounced in Germany.
I also recall being with a German girlfriend visiting a maiden aunt and commenting that clearly the aunt really loved children and it was a pity she never had any.
The girlfriend just rolled her eyes.
Maybe also this generation of women “normallised ” being barren among European womanhood
“The usual handwringing about “why, oh why, do people of color always score lower on aptitude tests??””
The Libtards/progressives are always pulling this shit on us. Itz almost as if they think we are all created equal above the neck (brain) and unequal below the brain (body).
These childish F##ks will never grow up.
Napoleon is as overrated as a general as Robert E Lee, good reasons why in the end both were losers to superior generals in Wellington and Grant. Possibly Napoleon might not have been as hated had he bothered with logistics, Wellington certainly did, living off the land generated a great deal of hate. The Spanish guerrillas bled France dry, and the Russians finished them off.Replies: @Captain Tripps
Observations that will be eternally debated. Napoleon certainly had a knack for understanding the operational and strategic component of warfare and employed his army adroitly during the balance of his early and middle career. By Waterloo, he was running on the fumes of past glories. Wellington was certainly a good commander, one of the best produced by England. Mostly cool under fire, with a dry sense of humor, judging from some of the eyewitness accounts of those who served with him. He had a knack for judging the tactical/operational advantages of terrain; used it effectively at Waterloo. English are pretty stout in defense; witness Agincourt, Waterloo, El Alamein.
As to Lee and Grant, I’d say some enthusiasts overrate Lee, but he was very competent with what he had, and always fought inferior numbers against an opponent with much greater resources (and access to more). He wasn’t as good once Jackson left to go with God, but by 1863 the Army of the Potomac had also learned some hard lessons. Most importantly, he could inspire his subordinate commanders and troops, and they trusted him. Grant was not a brilliant general of deft operational maneuver, but did have clear insight into the old saw “Captains talk tactics, Generals talk logistics”. He understood and effectively applied his superior resources to wear Lee down through attrition warfare, which he and Lincoln knew Lee and the Confederacy could not win against.
It is said that in pre-Spring and Autumn China, in order to avoid debacles like this where all informed parties could predict the outcome, two generals would amass their armies, meet one another on the field, then halt. The two opposing generals would ride forward to meet one another and confer: they would compare one another's reputations, their resources, supply lines, the size and experience of the respective armies... then agree mutually that one was the victor, then the other would concede without an actual battle, thus avoiding all the carnage.
“which he and Lincoln knew Lee and the Confederacy could not win against”
It is said that in pre-Spring and Autumn China, in order to avoid debacles like this where all informed parties could predict the outcome, two generals would amass their armies, meet one another on the field, then halt. The two opposing generals would ride forward to meet one another and confer: they would compare one another’s reputations, their resources, supply lines, the size and experience of the respective armies… then agree mutually that one was the victor, then the other would concede without an actual battle, thus avoiding all the carnage.
Tom Cruise in the 1990’s directed by Stanley Kubrick would have been a better Napoleon. His personality and acting style would certainly have been more in line with the real-life Napoleon. Not to mention he’s about the same height as Napoleon(5’6”) which was about the height of the average Frenchman in the 1800s.
Wellington, born in Ireland, was a “Sepoy general” in India and then distinguished himself in command in the Peninsular War. So he was brought up and learned warfare somewhat differently than other English aristocrat generals.
He did far better by his country than Napoleon did his, just as Scipio Africanus did than Hannibal. We tend to romanticize losers who shot for the moon and failed. Sober men who are a credit to their nation, however, do not shine as brightly in the public imagination.
I just got back from the theater and read Steve’s review, and I think it is spot on with regard to aesthetics, especially his comments on Joaquin Phoenix playing the title role. The one thing I would disagree with is the idea that Ridley Scott lacked an opinion on world-historical events. Although the movie doesn’t explore it much, we do see Napoleon speaking on behalf of “Europe” and “peace” and especially of “France”. My take-away is that Scott had in mind to show the, if not hypocrisy, futility of promoting the state and its peacemaking function. Scott’s Napoleon rationalizes himself by invoking patriotism, but this is not portrayed as a true justification, but as part of his fevered imagination: the movie ends with his final words “France… army… Josephine…” : France as much of his fantasy as his relationship with Josephine.
My wife fell asleep a few times, but her comments at the end were “It was like a textbook” and “What happened to Josephine’s children?” which I think were both very apt critiques of the story-telling in this film.
Except that Wellington was well-regarded in the UK until modern times when, frankly, all the heroes of previous eras are losing stature.
Reportedly, she was high on weed through most of the filming.
The idea that Napolean was shorter than average was British propaganda. Very successful too.
Cruise would have made an interesting and energetic Napoleon. I imagine it was Phoenix's previous performance as the young emperor Commodus in Gladiators that clinched his being cast as empetor of the French.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concert_of_EuropeThe Germans of 1919 at Versailles had no one available of the genius of Talleyrand, was deprived of territory through plebicites and faced massive reparations, which nothing of the sort had been expected of France in 1815.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Big_four.jpgSimilarly for Soviet after the Cold War:NATO added 16 new member states since the dissolution of the Soviet Union
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/History_of_NATO_enlargement.svghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversy_in_Russia_regarding_the_legitimacy_of_eastward_NATO_expansionReplies: @Old Prude, @Pixo, @Anonymous
Governments didn’t have to worry about public opinion in 1815. I’m sure the average Englishman, German, Russian, Spaniard, etc. was strongly in support of visiting devastation on France in revenge for the wars, but such people had no influence over governments.
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Thanks. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those Citroens on the road here. I’m in the states, so I imagine (for obvious reasons) they are more common in Europe proper, and particularly France, and probably less costly. It seems a lot of the antique cars are either fixed up, and thus go for a premium, or, are a much cheaper non-running ‘fixer upper’ in someone’s barn. Not much in between. [Poking around just now I came across a 1965 Land Rover, another cool vintage car, which appeared in great shape, which sold for the equivelant of $12,000 in the UK. At that price I’d have to suspect there was something majorly wrong with it mechanically, however. One never knows, however. Ahhh, well.]
The Critical Drinker:
Napoleon – Not What I’d Hoped For
Nov 30, 2023
That's right. But talking about ancient history . . . the Carthaginian Empire was built on trade and backed up by a powerful fleet (like the British Empire). The Roman Empire at that time was more a military and political enterprise (like the Napoleonic Empire?). Napoleon's infatuation with Rome may have led him to misjudge the changing times.Replies: @Wokechoke, @Anonymous
Mussolini in WW2 claimed that the war with the British was a fourth Punic war.
Napoleon - Not What I'd Hoped For
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvIoMvPUhxQ
Nov 30, 2023Replies: @Mike Tre
Joaquim Phoenix: I never got the hype around this actor. He’s been terrible in every movie I’ve ever seen him him, except as a sullen preteen in the movie Parenthood.
If you haven't seen it, don't read the plot synopsis beforehand or you will spoil the ending.
I saw “Napoleon” tonight and it was a great disappointment. I thoroughly enjoyed “The Last Duel“ and thought this would be similarly riveting as a period piece, but I was utterly disappointed. Steve, your film review in Taki completely nails the movie. The film was not much more than a sad soap opera regarding unrequited love, but yet the actors and the energy between them never seemed authentic at any given moment. Most depressingly, the battle scenes seemed lethargic and hackneyed from start to finish. If someone had zero knowledge of Napoleon going into the movie, then they would leave having no reason to respect his tactical/military greatness.
But the upper classes of the era were taller than average. So set against the various elites he found himself associating with, Napoleon probably was short.
Perhaps Matt Damon and Adam Driver are competent professional actors who can adapt themselves to a wide range of roles, while Joaquin Phoenix is a prodigy in a narrow slice of roles, but is not well-suited to playing outside his strong suit?
People who say the Entente was attacked during WWI by an aggressive Germany never say that Gavrilo Princip and the Serbs did anything wrong. Just as we never hear that the Ukrainians did anything wrong to the ethnic Russians. Believing Napoleon's wars were "defensive" is like believing that the Black Hand was just defending the South Slavs in Bosnia, that the plans of the Entente to wage war on Germany were just defensive.
If you're British, you'd probably be more inclined to say that Napoleon was reactionary and bad, as opposed to reactionary and good, like Great Britain.Replies: @Anonymous, @Peter Akuleyev
Just as we never hear that the Ukrainians did anything wrong to the ethnic Russians
Because that‘s a nonsense way to frame what’s happening. I meet refugees from Ukraine all the time who are Ukrainian patriots but prefer to speak Russian because it’s still their mother tongue. It’s just like Irish who hate the English but can’t be bothered to learn Irish. Many „ethnic Russians“ detest Putin and prefer the relative freedom of Ukraine to the statist pseudo Soviet system Putin has created in the RF. There are also plenty of „ethnic Ukrainians“ who are nostalgic for the USSR and prefer Russian rule if given the choice.
Also Joaquim is simply far too old for the role. I assume Scott did this on purpose because he didn’t actually want an energetic charismatic Napoleon.
Probably just age. He knocked those three out in his late 30s-early 40s. Creative people age like milk. He lost the spark and will never get it back.
George Lucas also wasted a lot of money, and disappointed a lot of people, for the same reason.
And Germans wonder why everyone hates them. FIFY.
Can’t speak as to his height, but I’ve read personal accounts that physically Napoleon in his later years (ie circa 1814-15 and after) wasn’t all that impressive, ie he had let himself go and become quite fat from too much rich food, I suppose.
Cruise would have made an interesting and energetic Napoleon. I imagine it was Phoenix’s previous performance as the young emperor Commodus in Gladiators that clinched his being cast as empetor of the French.
He was good in To Die For (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Die_For), which is a hilarious movie, but IIRC he played a sullen teen there too.
If you haven’t seen it, don’t read the plot synopsis beforehand or you will spoil the ending.
Because that‘s a nonsense way to frame what’s happening. I meet refugees from Ukraine all the time who are Ukrainian patriots but prefer to speak Russian because it’s still their mother tongue. It’s just like Irish who hate the English but can’t be bothered to learn Irish. Many „ethnic Russians“ detest Putin and prefer the relative freedom of Ukraine to the statist pseudo Soviet system Putin has created in the RF. There are also plenty of „ethnic Ukrainians“ who are nostalgic for the USSR and prefer Russian rule if given the choice.Replies: @Anonymous
“Just like Irish”? This is fundamentally so wrong – go read Wikipedia maybe before offering your opinion online? Irish spoke Gaelic. “Ukrainians” – whatever the meaning of the word – population of Kiev and Poltava regions – spoke a dialect of south-east Russian fully mutually understandable to Russians, Ukrainians and Belorussians. Current version of “Ukrainian” has been developed in the jar by polonizing local dialects in the last 30-40 years. Of course they speak Russian – all educated persons there do – unless they are from Galicia or Volyn regions. Comparing the situation to what Ireland went through is just thoroughly wrong.
https://nicholasstixuncensored.blogspot.com/2023/01/wikipedia-and-race.html
They were, man. You never heard about Portuguese settlements in Africa?
All those Zulus, they were…
Governments always have to worry about public opinion. Charles X tries to ignore it — and that’s it for the Bourbons.
All those Zulus, they were...Replies: @Wielgus
In January 1813, at the tail end of the French Empire’s disastrous Russian campaign, a memoirist recalled seeing a dead black man lying in a snow-covered field in what is now Russia’s Kaliningrad Region or perhaps north-eastern Poland. He was probably a musician in a French or French-allied cavalry unit – they sometimes recruited blacks. They were rare enough though for this guy to be noticed – there must have been a lot of corpses lying in fields at the time – some there for months without being buried, if buried at all.
Great review, does make me want to see the movie. More than another review which claims most of the movie is Napoleon’s sexual urges and urgency to beget an heir. Some, ok, most is too much.
The end review speculation about N in peace seems likely wrong. Battles are objectively won or lost, with definite thrills of victory, just as Winston Churchill would have been unlikely to be a great general tho he was ok as Prime Minister in war time. More of a joke before the war. Napoleon would be more thin skinned and unsuitable for non-objective political trade offs.
So it’s not a hair lip, but as he gets older it looks more and more like a hair lip.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/looneytunes/images/2/26/1396wb.png
Hare lip.
All the significant „Irish patriots“ in the 19th century spoke English as their native language. Irish (that’s the name of the language, btw. „Gaelic“ is what they call it in Scotland) has been moribund for centuries. Your average IRA member in the 1970s spoke no Irish at all. There is also no linguistic divide in Northern Ireland – it’s purely religious and ethnic. Much like Ukraine. Speaking Russian does not make you Russian, as every Soviet Jew knows quite well.
What about Albert Dieudonné, in the original?
https://nicholasstixuncensored.blogspot.com/2023/12/see-napoleon-for-free-no-not-fake-one-5.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4epa9vhOTg
Dec 7, 2023https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napol%C3%A9on_(1927_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abel_Gance
Only an imbecile or a communist would say that.
https://nicholasstixuncensored.blogspot.com/2023/01/wikipedia-and-race.html
Abel Gance’s Napoleon – A Film From The Future
Aug 18, 2019
Kubrick’s ABANDONED “Napoleon” – The Greatest Movie Never Made
Nov 16, 2023
OT:
Half in the Bag: 2023 Catch-up (Part 1)
Nov 28, 2023
Half in the Bag: 2023 Catch-up (Part 2)
Dec 8, 2023
Half in the Bag: Derivative Holiday Horrors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie_KKpWropk
Dec 29, 2023
https://nicholasstixuncensored.blogspot.com/2023/12/see-napoleon-for-free-no-not-fake-one-5.htmlReplies: @MEH 0910
Napoleon (1927 Silent Film – Full Movie)
Dec 7, 2023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napol%C3%A9on_(1927_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abel_Gance
Worst movie ever, he says.
Half in the Bag: 2023 Catch-up (Part 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYgNqg6V8do
Nov 28, 2023Half in the Bag: 2023 Catch-up (Part 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZAXlcTjCmI
Dec 8, 2023Replies: @MEH 0910
OT continued:
Half in the Bag: Derivative Holiday Horrors
Dec 29, 2023