From the Associated Press (alternative universe):
Twitter Erupts After Racist Neighbors Call Police on a Black Man They Asserted Might “Rape” a White Woman
Social media was in a fury today after shocking reports had spread globally of yet another case of white woman privilege. Two or three Queens, NY neighbors of Karen Genovese called 9-11 last night to report their fears that an unarmed jogger, whom they described as “a black man,” might try to rape and murder the screaming white woman, who was found unharmed after the NYPD quickly arrived.
The unarmed black jogger, Winston Moseley, a husband, father, homeowner, and computer expert, will appear with his lawyer Benjamin Crump and the Rev. Al Sharpton at a 5 PM news conference to announce his lawsuit against Genovese and the onlookers who called the police.
A crisis public relations team hired this morning by the landlord and the other 57 neighbors in Genovese’s apartment complex pointed out that the vast majority of residents had kept their mouths’ shut about the white woman’s screams and should not be shamed over the police-calling racism of a few deplorable tenants, who would, of course, be immediately evicted.