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“Jussie is only our second most embarrassing endorser” — Subway executive VP of marketing.

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  1. Anonymous[240] • Disclaimer says:

    Sailerism dropper Michael Anton will very soon be the public face of “Q”. Almost no doubt. Very few believe me yet. He snuck past the Megaphone for sure. I’m calling it because I notice things. I have NO inside knowledge, but I notice things.

    Q is as real as it gets.

    • Replies: @Romanian
  2. Clyde says:
    JUSS SAY NO Jussie Smollett ‘claims he has an untreated DRUG problem’ and cops say he bought ecstasy from ‘hoax’ accomplice – as he’s axed from Empire
    Costars were said to be furious when the actor walked free from court and headed for the TV set to film his scenes
    By Charlie Parker
    22nd February 2019, 3:30 pm

    ********* I was the first to post here that I thought Smollett is a druggy. I guessed marijuana which looks like it is only part of his drug problemo.

    • Replies: @No Homo in NoHo
  3. Anon1 says:

    Did you know Jared Fogle (the guy who lost all that weight on Subway sandwiches and did those commercials) went to jail for child molestation?

    • Replies: @Redneck farmer
    , @Nathan
  4. Anon[300] • Disclaimer says:

    God he is so fake black, trying to act all street when he comes from an upper middle class black family. Also, in the “hood” you don’t get to be gay and act all tough. The two don’t go together at all. Actual tough black dudes are generally what lil Jussie would call “homophobic.”

    • Replies: @Anon1
    , @Zinc
    , @e
    , @No Homo in NoHo
  5. Who is the most embarrassing endorser?

    • Replies: @Barnard
  6. Anon1 says:

    There are tons of gay black men in “the hood.” Gay sexual encounters happen far more often in black ghettos than middle class white areas. That might seem surprising, but it’s true. Just talk to anyone who ever lived in a black ghetto.

  7. Stu at the Glenn Beck did several of these ober the last couple of days.
    Frankly, does anyone want to be a Subway spokesperson, considering their horrible fates.

  8. @Anon1

    That’s the punchline,”Our second most embarrassing endorser”.
    I heard an interview with the woman who exposed Fogle. I kept thinking, I know you wanted to make sure you got him, but couldn’t you have contacted the cops sooner?

  9. This Smollett fag, Jussie or Juicy;
    Sean Connery says he’s a “poosey”.*
    I say he’s a queer,
    And a mongrel of FEAR:
    False Ev’dence Appearing Real”—Busey**


  10. The NYT is in damage control mode because of the Jussie Smollett case. They are saying that “Hate Crime Hoaxes” (not as snappy as “Hate Hoaxes”, but hey), are real but really quite rare, and that they are also the fault of ebul white supremists, and the real victims are the groups the fake crimes were supposedly committed against, since they make people doubt whether the Totally Real Non-Hoax Hate Crimes actually happen.

    Of course, while the NYT claims that less than 1% of reported hate crimes turn out to be hoaxes, the hoaxes seem to be oddly prominent in the national news media. One would think, given that the national media is so discerning in what it publicizes, that a high profile hoax would be a once-in-a-blue-moon type of event, as the experienced and discerning journos would smell a rat on the rare occasions of hoaxing. And yet this has become something of a regular thing with a predictable course of:

    1. A perfectly scripted for TV story of a Hate Crime, typically with the victim checking off at least two protected class boxes, and at least one standard Hollywood White Supremism trope (nooses, white hoods, swastikas, etc.).

    2. A “national conversation” wherein various serious-faced news anchors and serious-faced spokesmen for the victim groups lecture Straight White Males on their inherent privilege and the 6 million micro and macro aggressions that POCs and other protected classes suffer daily.

    3. The appearance of holes in said story, typically involving a lack of any supporting evidence and sometimes the presence of contradictory evidence.

    4. The sudden loss of national news media interest, with any mention of the story emphasizing that its truth or falsehood doesn’t matter, because it illustrates a broader truth about racism/transphobia/homophobia/misogyny.

  11. tyrone says:

    Here’s a pitch……..Jussie…..Jared ….in the cell eating ….wait for it…..FOOTLONGS!

  12. El Dato says:

    Jussie Smollett Is Arrested And Carolyn Bryant, The Woman Who Falsely Accused Emmett Till, Is Still Living Her Life In Mississippi

    Donham has since admitted that she lied. She is reportedly 85 years old, has never paid for falsely accusing a child of a crime, which for him lynched [sic]. In addition, her nephew, Phil Bryant, is governor of Mississippi.

    Many people are finding this ironic with Jussie Smollett currently in jail for allegedly falsifying a police report, which is a felony.

    That be like, sheeet and stuff. How can Carolyn Bryant live her life while Mr Smollett is in jail?

    Also a truly bizarre use of “ironic” and “many”.

    • Replies: @Anon
  13. Anonymous[210] • Disclaimer says:

    You’re not gay unless you cuddle afterwards.

  14. The writer of the article on his drug problem is named Charlie Parker . Talk about irony .

  15. Bubba says:

    That is definitely true, but I think you are being way too kind to the ghetto rats proclivity for homosexual sex compared to middle class white class areas. The statistics for STD’s and AIDS within the black community are in the stratosphere compared to whites. And it’s 1,000%+ higher numerically in every single category of STD, including AIDS, for bisexual and gay black men compared to all white guys though bisexual and gay black men are far outnumbered by white guys in the overall population. No wonder black communities can’t take care of themselves, it seems all the men do there is have non-stop sex with each other according to the annual CDC STD reports.

    • Replies: @Anon1
    , @Anon
  16. Some one mentioned this before:

    Book Review: Hate Crime Hoax, by Wilfred Reilly

    Dr. Reilly makes good on his attempt to use hard data to penetrate the fog of exaggerations and lies surrounding his subject through the deployment of personal research, independent scholars such as Laird Wilcox, FBI and BJS statistics and a bevvy of other sources.
    One of the most interesting aspects about the book is the way it unearths the reasons behind the culture of fear which permeates America as pertains to hate crimes and racial animus; in contrast to being merely a few hoaxes taken out of context, Reilly advances the notion that hate, like anything else, is highly profitable, citing, NGOs (such as the NAACP and SPLC), corporate diversity initiatives, affirmative action and minority business “set asides” as examples of a broad, series of vested interest groups who would lose out if it ever became widely known that the bulk of their narratives concerning hate and racism in the US were either completely fabricated or blown out of all reasonable proportion.

    • Replies: @Philbert Desanex
  17. This whole Jussie Smollett Hate Crime Hoax has been so entertaining I think there should be more.

    How about Anthony Mackie from The Hate U Give Us this time around? I am sure he could be more entertaining than Jussie.

  18. ““Jussie is only our second most embarrassing endorser” ”

    Only slightly edging out Adam Sandler.

    • LOL: Bubba
  19. Barnard says:

    Jared Fogle, the guy who lost all the weight in college by eating at Subway. Scroll down to the legal history section.

    • Replies: @GermanReader2
  20. bucky says:

    Notice how Jared was Subway’s spokesman during it’s peak.

    And how subway is struggling now. It may be that he literally caused subway to flounder.

  21. If only, like his favoured restaurant [sic], Smollett had been not so fresh….

  22. Zinc says:

    God he is so fake black, trying to act all street when he comes from an upper middle class b

    lack family.

    He doesn’t come from a black family. Jussie’s father is Jewish. Jussie is mulatto, not black. Think Barack Obama with a yarmulke.

    Why is the media so antisemetic? Almost none of them describe Jussie’s Jewish heritage. This is 2019, and this under-the-radar racism by CNN, MSNBC, the NYT and their ilk, with their real time revisionism is NOT okay! Next, they’ll be revising Holocaust numbers downward!

    • Replies: @Jack D
    , @athEIst
  23. e says:

    Yep, trying to act so tough with that very gay pursed- lipped enunciation. I laughed aloud when I saw a clip of his interview with the fawning Good Morning America “questioner” as he said he was punched in the face and he proudly announced, and “I punched the other guy back..because I’m not weak.” LOL.

    • Replies: @Clyde
    , @Danindc
  24. Jack D says:

    One of the lesser know Nuremberg Laws (aside from the one that prohibited Jews from keeping pets) was that all Jews (except those whose names were already Israel or Sara) were required to take the name Israel (if male) or Sara (if female) as their legal middle name (Nazis were not into gender neutral names). This way any Aryan dealing with them would know immediately that they were dealing with a Jew. I get the feeling that some people here would be heartily in favor of such laws.

  25. PaceLaw says:

    Speaking of Subway, isn’t it curious that we haven’t heard from the cashier/clerk in the Subway where he was (allegedly) beaten? Wouldn’t the last person to see Smollett before his (alleged) beating have something to say?

    • Replies: @Bruce County
  26. Clyde says:

    Dittos! Plus humorous seeing this silly boy Juicy act and display macho. What a goof. But the lib /feminism dominated media Jacks and Jills/ loved this to death.

  27. captflee says:

    Having dwelt amongst and dealt with a wide-ish variety of folk of wildly differing ethnies and/or romantic preferences all across our fruited plains, I can affirm your observation of an especially vibrant cohort of GBMs in hood and hood adjacent locales. Now I cannot claim to have been everywhere, nor in any particular locale at all times, so your mileage may vary, but I reckon periods of 6 months to several years dwelling in spots such as the downriver end of the Quarter/ Faubourg Marigny, the Tenderloin/ Nob Hill/ theater district, and Battery Park City, may just have exposed me to a disproportionately higher percentage of non-cis individuals than is the average. What I recall most vividly is the absurd rate of domestic violence among same sex couples. Much of this was in the early eighties to late nineties, so the times were certainly fraught, what with the AIDS hecatomb and all; perhaps things have mellowed a bit since then.

    • Replies: @Marty
    , @Anon
    , @Clyde
  28. Quew says:

    Two things…

    1. If you’re black, and youset a tiny, cowering asian lady, who is in a fetal position on the floor, on fire, just because you can, does that make it a hate crime? Any asian readers care to weigh in?

    2. Adding it all up, this year is the WORST Black History Month EVER!

  29. Zinc says:
    @Jack D

    I get the feeling that some people here would be heartily in favor of such laws.

    Noticing the willful hiding or the racial makeup of a popular national villain, who’s crime is decidedly race-based, hardly seems like jack-booted thugs demanding to see your papers, Jack. Get yourself some sleep, and try again.

  30. Mr. Anon says:

    What is Q?

    1.) A mischievious and omnipotent inter-dimensional being in the story-verse of Star Trek: The Next Generation

    2.) A deep-state insider on the side of righteousness who is incrementally revealing “The Plan” by which Trump will confound the sinister cabal of globalist satan-worshipping Illuminati that rules the World from the shadows.

    The latter is everybit as real as the former.

    • Replies: @Macumazahn
  31. Anon1 says:

    Lots of macho tough black guys are “on the down low.” Even with hip hop singers, it’s an open secret how many men are gay or bisexual.

    Lots of black men will have gay sex at some point in their lives. Some are molested as children and grow up sexually confused. Some fall into a tough economic situation and get sexually exploited. Many get sexually frustrated in prison and sleep with other guys.

    As you pointed out, the high rate of HIV/AIDS is connected with the high amount of gay sex happening in the black population.

    • Replies: @Anon
  32. @Jenner Ickham Errican

    There were almost seven thousand Quiznos in just three states? Even Culver’s isn’t that thick in Wisconsin.

    Colorado is just evil. Makes California look innocent.

  33. sayless says:

    Search “Qanon” and look around, tovaritch.

    It’s all the rage.

    • Replies: @Romanian
  34. @Clyde

    I read the Charlie Parker (hehe) article and a particular phrase (my italics) jumped out at me:

    “During his arrest he reportedly told officers he struggled with drug use and had never been treated , TMZ reports.”

    It’s a small thing and maybe he didn’t use those exact words but they do imply a lack of agency. They don’t say “he did not seek treatment”. Even if you are a semi-wealthy, barely famous, multi-intersectional half-Jew from a very comfortable upbringing, drug addiction treatment is something that happens to you (somehow), not something you choose (or choose not) to do. I suppose he believes white supremacist America owed him an intervention.

    It’s part of the same old story:

    Vibrant Person commits crime.
    Vibrant Person say “Ah Dindu Nuffin!”
    Overwhelming evidence convicts Vibrant Person.
    Vibrant Person says “OK, but I did it because YT dindu nuffin fo me!” meaning gibs, education, jobs, drug treatment, etc.

    The “Bird” penned article says that Smell-it’s drug problem may be a mitigating factor in reducing his punishment. Sorry, but I think it shows a lack of character for a person with such relative good fortune – nobody is throwing queers off roofs in America – not to take responsibility for managing his health and personal life, so I don’t see why that should work in his favor.

    • Replies: @Clyde
  35. This photo from the Sun article made me chuckle. Can you guess why?

  36. @PaceLaw

    A fair guess would be that the person is black..has a criminal record. Is still on parole for rape.
    Or is the ugliest MoFo homo/trans thing since Ru Paul..
    You have a point. You would think it would come forward for his share of the 15 seconds of fame and some cash..

  37. @Anon1

    The volatile and dysfunctional interactions between straights, gays and transsexuals in black communities are no doubt a big factor in the centre left’s recent embrace of LGBT rights. That’s probably why Obama came out as pro-LGBT in his second term. Leftist NGOs would have been bombarding him with all sorts of train wreck stats about black gays and trannies so he felt compelled to act.

  38. @Peripatetic Commenter

    Interesting that Dr Reilly doesn’t mention the primary beneficiaries or ‘profiteers’ of this phenomenon, namely, Democrat politicians

  39. @Anon

    If I had a half-black homo son born in creamy Santa Rosa and educated at a Catholic high school, how cringe-y it would be to hear him say “…so when you hongry at night, and you ain’t got no food…”.

  40. Danindc says:

    Yes because when you grow up in a chaotic unsupervised environment bad things happen to children.

  41. Danindc says:

    There used to be words we could use to perfectly describe Jussie

  42. Marty says:

    Remember the Mother Lode, the filipino tranny bar at Post & Larkin? They must have looked good. A Reno pawnshop owner once raved about the great BJ he got in there, and I think he actually believed it was a woman. That guy’s doing life in Ely now. Killed his wife and shot the judge who handled their divorce.

  43. @bucky

    I like Subway, but Jersey Mike’s is better

  44. @Mr. Anon

    Don’t forget about
    3.) The field of rational numbers.
    It is entirely, if not completely, real.

  45. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:

    Slight correction non stop
    sex with anything that’s alive

    • LOL: Bubba
    • Replies: @Bubba
  46. Anon[315] • Disclaimer says: • Website

    This is good. Most news stories are soon forgotten, but these bits of satire will remain online for a long long time.

    Smollet’s story was so outlandish and hilarious that amateur comedians are beginning to make jokes.

    Maybe if there was the internet when Brawley pulled her stunt, it too would have been turned into howling skits. But comedy then was monopolized by TV and Cable.

    Thanks to the internet, US is more comedocratic. If Big Name comedians won’t joke about on TV, internet personalities will.

    • Replies: @Yackity
  47. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:
    @El Dato

    Carolyn Bryant is a heroine to all rape victims and the police and prosecutors who arrested, prosecuted convicted and sentenced rapists while being opposed by aclu naacp snick adl ajc sclc and every anti White pro criminal organization in the country.

  48. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:

    Or they’re just too lazy to call up
    A woman they know and just go across the hall to get it on with a man living in the same building.

    Rodney King was caught having it on with a gay male prostitute. He was just the first prostitute King came across when he got off work at Dodgers stadium. “everyone knows, anything goes”

  49. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:

    A district attorney friend was assigned to the domestic violence unit. He found about 65 percent was male on male gay couple violence.

  50. A district attorney friend was assigned to the domestic violence unit. He found about 65 percent was male on male gay couple violence.

    The Rose Fund in Boston was set up to pay for reconstructive surgery for poor battered women. No one had ever thought it could be forced to pay for male victims. Until, of course, some homo was banged up by his rough trade boyfriend.

    He didn’t even have to sue. Some human rights tribunal in the Commonwealth ruled in his favor and he was spared the expense.

    Chivalry is dead.

    • Replies: @Bubba
  51. Bubba says:

    …or not. Trigger warning: Necrophilia news link from the AJC. I was surprised they had a photo of the perp.

  52. Yackity says:

    Thanks to the internet, US is more comedocratic. If Big Name comedians won’t joke about on TV, internet personalities will.

    Indeed. Incidentally, I thought the video sketch originally shared by Steve was better executed than the same subject lampooned by the daily show. I wonder if the amateurs put more pressure on the “pro’s” to get their shitty game up?

    If I were Trevor Noah, and saw that my army writers were out-witted by a small group of Internet comedy upstarts, the first thing I’d do is show the better vid to my writers and ask, “What the fuck am I paying you for? These kids from the Bronx did a better job, for FREE!!”

    Good satire is the canary in the coal mine of the national psyche. Thank the gods for the Internets, giving a voice for honest satirists so they can continue to outwit the likes of the brain-dead Daily Show and Colbert’s horrific thalidomide baby of a show, as they did here. For FREE!!

  53. Bubba says:
    @Reg Cæsar

    Indeed it is dead and has been for most of my lifetime. Thanks to the mentally ill leaders of the feminazi & Überhomomensch movements and their lawyers back in the 60’s.

    But it doesn’t surprise me the The Rose Fund is probably paying for anal reconstructive surgery for homosexuals or their deviated septums from cocaine abuse. The same tiny crowd of homosexual/lesbian/transexual first lawyers completely destroyed something as innocent and good as The Boy Scouts and The Girl Scouts. Unbelievable…

  54. Anne Coulter wrote somewhere that she would rather have Jared of Subway in charge of Trump’s immigration policy instead of Ivanka’s Jared.

    IIRC Jared of Subway was about to skate on his underage sex charges as a result of paying settlements to silence his accusers. Police searched his house and found nothing initially. Then they brought in a dog trained to smell SD cards that magically found his hidden stash of child -p-r-o-n- . It was this charge to which he pled guilty. The judge surprised him with a sentence above that negotiated with and recommended by prosecutors.

  55. athEIst says:

    revising Holocaust numbers downward!

    Holocaust numbers can only be revised upward. It was 5,000,000 when I was a youngster, it’s been 6 million for a long time now and occasionally now I see 7 million.

  56. El Dato says:
    @Jack D

    Israel aims to join space superpowers club with $100mn privately-funded Moon probe

    SpaceIL was founded in 2011 to compete for Google’s Lunar Xprize, a $20 million challenge to build a robotic probe and land it on the Moon. The competition was canceled last year. The costs of “Genesis” have ballooned to around $100 million, which has been funded through generous contributions from donors around the world who would like to see the Jewish state join the ranks of spacefaring nations.

    “Every Jew, not only every Israeli, will remember where he was when Israel landed on the Moon,” AP quoted South African-born Israeli billionaire Morris Kahn, one of the major donors to the project.

    “Well, Mr. Smollett. Where were you when Israel landed that robot on the Moon? Eh? Care to tell me that??”

    “…I can only half remember”

    • Replies: @Anon
  57. Romanian says: • Website

    It seems I have fallen behind. Thanks!

  58. Clyde says:
    @No Homo in NoHo

    I get and like your phrase “Bird Penned” Charlie Parker indeed!

  59. Clyde says:

    Testify! You did good. Back in the 80s I would read accounts of lurid gay on gay (men) murders. Lovers, co-inhabitants/ Just killing the dude in a blood spattered automobile.What have you. This is still going on but under / non reported due to political concreteness.

  60. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:
    @Jack D

    No pets, amazing, I wonder why.

    One thing I ceaselessly point out is that the first thing against the Jews Hitler did when he was appointed chancellor was affirmative action for non Jews aka Aryan Germans.

  61. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:
    @El Dato

    I thought it’s almost ready to go.

  62. @Jack D

    Clearly, this proves that Hitler was not an anti-Semite. After all, if all Jews were readily identifiable as such, the Germans would quickly learn by experience that all the hateful stereotypes they had learned about Jews were wrong. Indeed, through their day to day interactions with people they knew beyond a doubt were Jewish, they would surely have learned that Jews were chosen by YHWH to be a blessing to all mankind.

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