As they like to say in the C-level office suites at E! Entertainment Television headquarters on Wilshire when greenlighting another reality TV project, “This show writes itself!”
And if it doesn’t, you can always look through iSteve comments to find several seasons worth of inevitable conflicts.
For example, commenter TangoMan points out a potential fun plot twist for I Am Cait (debuting on E! on July 26):
Bruce Jenner now qualifies as a male lesbian and so, as we all travel with him on this awe-inspiring journey, we should be prepared as we watch him confront the awful “Cotton Ceiling” which afflicts all male lesbians who are denied access to female lesbians (because they’re transphobic bitches) who hold the retrograde position that a penis is not female sex organ and so don’t want to have sex with male lesbians.
Google the term and you’ll find all sorts of “deep” analysis on this hate-movement within the female lesbian community. For instance, did you know that open-events, like Lesbian book readings are retreating from the public space and become invite-only affairs because male lesbians come to dominate the open-events and hold female lesbians accountable for their transphobic distaste for having sex with male lesbians?
Just when you think reality can’t be that stupid, that’s when someone opens your eyes to the “Cotton Ceiling.”
But, do be aware, as Tango Man adds:
Once you step through the Looking Glass (thanks Google) no amount of bleach on your brain can erase what you’ve just learned.
Still, somebody should ask the President about his views on the Cotton Ceiling.