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Ann Coulter gives hope for Presidential comedy, which has been in dire straits since GW Bush left office:

Ann Coulter: ‘Ask Not What Your Country Is’ — the Biden Inaugural Address

ANN COULTER 28 Oct 2020

Ladies and gentlemen, members of the fairer sex, the unfair sex, the transgenders, queers, what have you.

Women and gentlemen!

I’ve known women — my wife, my sister — no, that’s my wife! I mean my wife over here. The fat one.

I mean: The fact is, they switched on me!

Anyway, standing here today on the steps of the capitol of Wilmington — I should say, standing here today on the steps of the Capitol in the state of Washington, as we do every year, we have this peaceful transfer of power — I should say, every four years.

Which is a Big F—ing Deal! I used to say that to Barack all the time.

I see him out there! He’s the articulate, bright and clean one.

As I was coming over here on this brisk June day, I started thinking, why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university? My ancestors, Welsh coal miners, would come up after 12 hours underground and play cricket for hours. Were they not smart? Were they not strong, mate?

And so, as I look out at this wonderful crowd — what’s that from the fella in the back? You say I’m not Welsh and my father was a Chevrolet dealer in Wilmington?

Listen, you lying dog-faced pony soldier — I have a much higher I.Q. than you do! I went to law school on a full academic scholarship and ended up in the top half of my class. I got three degrees in college and was voted the “outstanding student” in the political science department.

What I mean to say is that it was a financial scholarship, I wasn’t voted the “outstanding student,” and I was only in the top half of the bottom 10 students.

No, I haven’t taken an I.Q. test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man. That is like saying you — did you take a test whether you’re taking cocaine or not? What do you think? Are you a junkie?

Look, folks, kids today have advantages I didn’t have. Their parents play the radio, make sure they have the record player on at night. My parents couldn’t play the record player. They were in the mines.

And I remember my pop, a Chevrolet dealer in Wilmington, telling me in 1962, as I was going off to work at an African American swimming pool — we called them “African Americans” back then — and we saw two guys kissing each other. He said to me: “Joey, they love each other.”

Read the whole thing there and you can follow the links to the numerous actual quotes from Joe.

Also, see this quiz — “Who Said It? Joe Biden or Michael Scott?” on the Prides of Scranton.

 
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  1. Anon[268] • Disclaimer says:

    OT: Does anyone know why Sarah Iannarone, the leftist who calls herself the Antifa candidate, and who makes Ted Wheeler look like a moderate, has no Wikipedia entry? She looks like a Soros plant.

    • Replies: @Altai
  2. • Replies: @JohnnyWalker123
  3. @JohnnyWalker123

    I can’t confirm if this document is legitimate, but it’s worth exploring.

    • Replies: @Anon7
    , @Polistra
    , @Pericles
  4. Lot says:

    “ I’ve known women — my wife, my sister — no, that’s my wife! I mean my wife over here. The fat one.

    I mean: The fact is, they switched on me!”

    Think how Beau Biden’s kids feel. Uncle Hunter became Step-Dad Hunter became “Guy who flashes his genitals during FaceTime chats with us and we’re not allowed to be alone with anymore.”***

    ***I am not making this up. It is possible that Beau’s widow is making this up, but then whatever her faults, she’s not the crackhead who takes pictures of himself smoking crack with a wide variety of crackwhores, saves them on a macbook, and then forgets the macbook at a repair shop.

    • Thanks: Redneck farmer
    • Replies: @donut
    , @Thomas
  5. When Ann is good, she’s good.

    • Replies: @Achmed E. Newman
    , @JoeJoe
  6. Anon[299] • Disclaimer says:

    Joe Biden asks Anderson Cooper if he remembers when “San Francisco was all about gay, gay, gay bath houses” and “round-the-clock sex”

    • Replies: @Polistra
  7. donut says:
    @Lot

    Wait a minute , where’s the fat one ?

  8. Anon7 says:
    @JohnnyWalker123

    Speaking of fake news…

    How a fake persona laid the groundwork for a Hunter Biden conspiracy deluge (NBC)

    “One month before a purported leak of files from Hunter Biden’s laptop, a fake “intelligence” document about him went viral on the right-wing internet, asserting an elaborate conspiracy theory involving former Vice President Joe Biden’s son and business in China.

    “The document, a 64-page composition that was later disseminated by close associates of President Donald Trump, appears to be the work of a fake “intelligence firm” called Typhoon Investigations, according to researchers and public documents.“

  9. Wake up says:

    Joe Biden has been caught repeatedly lying, plagiarizing and telling outlandish stories. This guy cannot be shamed and/or embarrassed.

    • Agree: jim jones
    • Replies: @tyrone
  10. Polistra says:
    @Anon

    this quiz — “Who Said It? Joe Biden or Michael Scott?” on the Prides of Scranton.

    I did pretty well and I’ve never seen the show!

    Anyway. Biden has been senile for decades apparently.

  11. Polistra says:
    @Anon7

    The MSM, having failed to delete or obscure all traces of the information, is now assuring its loyal fans that it’s disinformation. Job done, proceed with the coronation. Hey that word starts with ‘corona’.

  12. Altai says:

    Somewhat on topic.

    https://grabien.com/story.php?id=312133

    PELOSI: “But we are ready. I feel very confident that Joe Biden will be elected president on Tuesday. Whatever the end count is, but on the election that occurs on Tuesday, he will be elected, on January 20th he will be inaugurated president of the United States. So while we don’t want to be overconfident or assume anything, we have to be ready for how we’re going to go down a different path.”

    Ugh, is Pelosi openly saying she expects a nullification of the election by whatever means if the vote doesn’t go the way they want? Jesus. This combined with the NYTs wargaming stuff is incredible. It is just going unchallenged, we’ve just become numb to it all.

  13. Altai says:
    @Anon

    Just went to check, what the… She did have one a day or two ago I was looking at it.

    Internetwayback machine also has it cached from June. Interestingly it has a ‘This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia’s deletion policy.’ tag. Why? The article discussion page isn’t cached.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20200604230802/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Iannarone

  14. @Anon7

    If it went viral, why is it that no one ever heard of it until now?

  15. Ann Coulter gives hope for Presidential comedy, which has been in dire straits since GW Bush left office

    Are you kidding? The last four years have been a continuous Trump stand up comedy routine! And I mean that in a good way.

  16. Biden’s Inaugural Address

    Think ahead to Kamala’s Inaugural Address, or, to be precise, her Address to the Joint Session of Congress. It will be right out of Cannibal Holocaust.

    Ruggiero Deodato will be her Neil Kinnock.

    • Replies: @The Alarmist
  17. Today I learned that the inimitable Masha Gessen of The New Yorker is using they/their pronouns. Give how exquisitely sensitve THEY are to the subtleties of gender, one can imagine how shocked THEY were by the sight of Jeffrey Toobin’s hog.
    https://the.ink/p/how-to-block-an-autocratic-breakthrough

    • Replies: @BenKenobi
  18. @Redneck farmer

    She’s always good, though, R.F. OK, she bats a .980 in my book*.

    I read this one last night on VDare. Almost LLOL funny.

    .

    * She’s FOR Affirmative Action

  19. @Anon7

    A fake intelligence firm with real intelligence. Works for me. What’s the problem?

  20. Biden’s Inaugural Funeral

    Kamala will do the eulogy, telling us how she understands what it’s like to be dead since she was raised a poor Black child with an Indian mother. And that like Tupac, Joe isn’t really dead, just waiting to return. Then she will jerk her head back and do a simulation of a laugh for thirty seconds. Attending Democrats will stand and applaud, openly weeping.

    • Replies: @Cortes
  21. duncsbaby says:
    @Anon7

    “One month before a purported leak of files from Hunter Biden’s laptop, a fake “intelligence” document about him went viral on the right-wing internet, asserting an elaborate conspiracy theory involving former Vice President Joe Biden’s son and business in China.”

    I’m pretty clued into the right-wing internet and yet I never see these viral documents circulating around that paint right-wingers as a bunch of idiots who will believe any lie planted by shadowy internet actors (Russians). I guess I’ll always be on the outside looking in.

    • Replies: @Anonymous
  22. Polistra says:
    @JohnnyWalker123

    I love that right wingers think that stories of various perversions are going to dissuade Democrat voters. It’s like they’ve been asleep the past 50 years.

  23. Anonymous[424] • Disclaimer says:
    @duncsbaby

    • Replies: @Chrisnonymous
  24. George says:

    Biden and California Sen. Kamala Harris both support abolishing cash bail

    California Might Become the First State to Abolish Cash Bail. Why Are Some Progressives Worried?

    Prop. 25 has stoked a fierce debate, even among criminal justice reformers.

    https://www.motherjones.com/crime-justice/2020/10/bail-bonds-racism-proposition-twenty-five-california-risk-assessment-criminal-justice-kenneth-humphrey/

  25. El Dato says:
    @Anon7

    The MSM is the sadistic enemy of the people and every single one of their office towers needs to be razed to the ground with JDAMs deployed from B-52. No marks for guessing whether the employees, writers and managers should still be inside.

    Then Twitter and that guy who has recently swapped his avuncular TED-savvy cali bum look for the fake Solzhenitsyn look but only comes accross as an Aum Shinrikyo guru and the Blue Facehugger should be done too, with added rounding up of survivors.

    BTW:

    EXCLUSIVE: Twitter Suspends U.S. Border Chief For Celebrating Wall’s Protection From Illegal Aliens

    Also, Philly is gone. She’s gone, Vasquez!

    Philadelphia council approves ban on tear gas & rubber bullets as battered police struggle to quell ‘peaceful protests’

  26. BenKenobi says:
    @Tom Scarlett

    I’m disappointed that no one is referring to this fiasco as the Toobin Missle Crisis.

  27. Thomas says:
    @Lot

    Think how Beau Biden’s kids feel. Uncle Hunter became Step-Dad Hunter became “Guy who flashes his genitals during FaceTime chats with us and we’re not allowed to be alone with anymore.”***

    Almost reminds one of another political Irish Catholic family from the Northeast whose favored sons died until only the most useless one was left.

  28. George says:

    More evidence of the ‘left’ cracking up.

    prioritized attacking critics of Israel with trumped-up allegations of antisemitism — for example, by attacking Israel Apartheid Week in British universities. In this respect, it follows the approach of US groups like the Anti-Defamation League

    The Labour Antisemitism Report Has Always Been a Politically Motivated Travesty

    https://jacobinmag.com/2020/10/labour-antisemitism-report-ehrc-corbyn-commission

  29. Thomas says:
    @Anon7

    Their latest trick: come up with a completely fake and easily debunkable hoax that is confusingly similar enough to a real story to discredit the real story. I think they call this “flooding the zone.”

    I have to hand it to the media meisters. They’ve got some clever moves when they need them. Communist propagandists could rely on terror to get people to swallow their lies, so they never had to get as creative as this.

  30. Anonymous[252] • Disclaimer says:

    Famously, Joe Biden plagiarized a rather self pitying and whiny speech from British Labour Party leader, Neil Kinnock, back in 1987.

    In the UK, Kinnock was dismissed as the ‘Welsh Windbag’. Just about says it all.

  31. @Thomas

    Their latest trick: come up with a completely fake and easily debunkable hoax that is confusingly similar enough to a real story to discredit the real story.

    Yes, this tactic has been showing up more and more of late. It’s a scam run in close cooperation with the suite of ‘fact checkers’ most wokeristas now fall back upon routinely when ‘proving’ their cases.

  32. danand says:
    @Anon7

    Ms. Zadrozny’s diversion story, about as irrelivent/divorced from the Hunter-Joe highest bider Biden episodes as you can get, is simply her doing her bit for the cause. Hopefully in the end she will get the justice she seeks, and which we deserve…for her deception.

    The author, Brandy, requires “screw in a lightbulb” levels of help:

    Brandy

    What currently comes up, at least for me, on Twitter when searching “POTUS”

    POTIS

  33. @Anonymous

    Actually, what’s interesting is that if you read those comments closely, none of them disputes the veracity of whether or not the Bidens had Chinese business dealings. It just smears the origin of the report as a “fake intelligence firm”, but what does that even mean? What is a “fake intelligence firm”?

    Since we have Bobulinski, I think the China story deserves at least a thorough airing. I think it’s true. If it turns out not to be, and if Bobulinski turns out to be dishonest, I will stop following politics altogether.

  34. AndrewR says:

    This is why no one takes you seriously, you cringe Boomer. Trump is much dumber and orders of magnitude unintentionally funnier than GWB. The dude can’t go five minutes without making you both simultaneously want to knock him out and pity him for the love he clearly never got as a child. He literally said at the last debate “It makes me sad because I am the least racist person. I can’t even see the audience because it’s so dark, but I don’t care who’s in the audience. I’m the least racist person in this room.”

    What has GWB ever said that is anywhere near that ridiculous?

    Trump himself would likely be offended by you saying he’s not funny, even as you retardedly do so in his defense.

    • Troll: IHTG, Polistra
    • Replies: @Ron Mexico
  35. Cortes says:
    @TelfoedJohn

    In “Maximum Bob” the judge’s wife channeled the spirit of a young black slave to great effect. Not comedy gold: comedy platinum from Elmore Leonard.

  36. There won’t be Biden’s inaugural address.

    • LOL: Polistra
  37. tyrone says:
    @Wake up

    I believe it’s called sociopathic personality disorder.

  38. @AndrewR

    “”Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

    vs. “I’m the least racist person”

    I’m afraid GWB won that round. Go ahead and “retardedly” post another DJT quote and I will raise you a GWB.

    • Replies: @Polistra
    , @Bardon Kaldian
  39. And I remember my pop, a Chevrolet dealer in Wilmington, telling me in 1962, as I was going off to work at an African American swimming pool — we called them the Chevrolet Corvair, unsafe in any neighborhood.

  40. Pericles says:
    @JohnnyWalker123

    The handwritten text looks suspiciously clean so I’m actually inclined to doubt its authenticity. Unless young Ashley is known for an unusually developed penmanship.

  41. JoeJoe says:
    @Redneck farmer

    but when she’s bad, she’s better!!!

  42. @Reg Cæsar

    Think ahead to Kamala’s Inaugural Address, or, to be precise, her Address to the Joint Session of Congress.

    This one ???

  43. • Replies: @Polistra
  44. Mr. Anon says:
    @Anon7

    Tell us – what is a “fake intelligence” firm. Aren’t they all?

    And, yet, the laptop and the E-mails thereon, as well as the pictures of Hunter Biden zonked out with a meth-pipe, all seem to be true.

    Moreover, somebody appears to have intercepted some files sent by Tucker Carlson’s staff to him and his producer. Almost as if they wanted to see what he had and how damaging it might be.

    Mind you, I don’t think this whole Biden-affair will sway the election much, if at all. The most it will do is provide the pretext for the Democratic Party to eject Biden after he’s sworn in and replace him with Harris.

    • Replies: @Polistra
    , @Rex Little
  45. Polistra says:
    @Ron Mexico

    This Andrew person appears to have Tourette’s.

  46. Polistra says:
    @Bardon Kaldian

    BIDEN on ???: ‘I’ll Lead An Effective Strategy to Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure!’ https://t.co/6C3MUx9hp5— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) October 30, 2020

    Can anyone tell what he meant to say?

  47. Polistra says:
    @Mr. Anon

    Yep. Biden could die this evening and it wouldn’t change the election much.

  48. Anonymous[422] • Disclaimer says:

    Good decision by Tucker Carlson, after receiving even more info on Hunter Biden, announcing he was severely reducing his coverage of Hunter Biden.

    It goes without saying nobody wants Hunter to harm himself. In addition, if he should happen to harm himself during this election, it’ll politically reverberate for years, and everyone pressuring him now won’t look good, and it’s a stain that’ll never wash offf.

    Whether Carlson decided pragmatically, or someone in the Biden camp appealed to his humanity, he made the right choice.

    • Replies: @Dan Hayes
  49. I mean my wife over here. The fat one.

    I don’t understand this reference. Neither Joe’s wife nor sister is fat.

    • Replies: @AndrewR
  50. AndrewR says:
    @ScarletNumber

    Rude of you to label me a troll. When I posted that comment, the post literally had no title. It was blank. But yes Sailer should have responded to my comment acknowledging it.

    • Replies: @ScarletNumber
  51. JimB says:

    New anthem for the Biden campaign

    I was going to pick up that laptop but then I got high…

  52. Dan Hayes says:
    @Anonymous

    Proving once again that not all Episcopalians are necessarily bad! Tucker being an exemplary example!

  53. @AndrewR

    I have seen it a few times since he has been posting here. It isn’t a big deal.

  54. @Mr. Anon

    I don’t think this whole Biden-affair will sway the election much, if at all.

    No, it won’t. The election is a referendum on Trump; Biden’s just a figurehead. He could strangle a live kitten on national TV and it wouldn’t make a difference.

    The most it will do is provide the pretext for the Democratic Party to eject Biden after he’s sworn in and replace him with Harris.

    Senile dementia will suffice for that.

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