Nominations for Creepiest Hair-Band Song
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OK, something for the elderings amongst us: nominations for the creepiest hair-band song. Post the link in the comments for YouTube. Mine is below….
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“when the children cry”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G93yMQkPF6E
wow. (not good wow, bad wow)
Perhaps “Seventeen” by Winger?
Seventeen
If it were written by a high school or college band, it wouldn’t be so bad, but it was written by a 28 y.o. — slightly creepy. An older guy finding a 17 y.o. attractive isn’t creepy per se, but we’re not talking “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by the Police. The Winger song is so sleazy that you can feel his warm, gin-befouled breath uncomfortably close to your face. Just total grossness.
Regardless of what the age of consent is, I’m in favor of some kind of barrier against relationships between able-to-consent minors and older guys (like 28). It’s one of those things you think are just silly traditions when you’re younger, but eventually you realize that younger girls wouldn’t be able to date Sting (since he shows restraint) but would instead end up with dissipated degenerates like 30 y.o. Winger fans or drug dealers / gangbangers.
Agnostic:
Project much?
Yeah, just like how someone who details how bestial man can be outside of the rule of law must really be a sociopath. And anyone who tries to rationally understand the mind of a terrorist must be a terrorist himself.
Moron.
poot