Excellent satire. Then again, all good satires are based on truth.

Channeling your distant cousin Jonathan Swift, I see. Good one Dr. Jones.

He was targeting deaf people, dude.

Robert Card may have targeted deaf people during mass shooting, believing they insulted him

https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/news/robert-card-recently-got-hearing-aid-before-attack-killing-deaf-people/

He hated deaf people because they never listen.

It looks to me that they could hear. I feel I smell a tasty rat.

His complaints fell on deaf ears?

yet another example of “take the skinheads bowling”. oh when, will we realize that bowling rekindles thoughts of thor’s thunder in white minds. we must outlaw this dangerous sport, because it’s all good fun, until somebody gets their eye shot out by an ar 15.

Anybody see any dead bodies, injured individuals, concerned 1st responders, dirty ambulances, emt refuse, etc. in Lewiston?

I thought he did it to silence the screams of the pins.

Another fake shooting to keep the proles engaged. Surprised E. Mike would waste a article on it.

Professor Noel Ignatiev died a few years back of a “bowel obstruction”. He basically claimed whites should do the world a favor and all die off. You’d think a school would fire someone like him, but I guess not.

Jesuitism has no problem posing as Ziojews or Islamists, or the other way around. Surprised Abrahamic fuckery begets Abrahamic fuckery?

Good Whites should be hanging themselves to prevent wasting resources better spent on reparations and minority community building. I myself have ordered a hanging rope and am learning how to construct the perfect noose.

Don’t blame this, or anything else the Pharaisees do, on Abraham.
Abraham was faithful in believing God the Almighty, and God counted his faithfulness as rightousness.

Are you really this dim or just pretending?

A joint resolution of Congress has decreed 2.5 million Palestinians aren’t worth one Jewish fingernail, but Senator Graham added that Palestinian children may have some intrinsic value for Israel as organ donors if found alive in the rubble.

There have been many commentators over the years who have contended that for over two thousand years jews have been prosecuting a genocidal war against the white race. Of course such a charge is completely mean spirited and unfounded.
These are the kind of deranged, rabid anti semitic statements that are a blemish on humanity and that must be stopped once and for all. Therefore, I propose that the only, ah, permanent solution to this odious issue is to end all SEMITES. I hope that my small contribution will be received in the spirit it was made.

The comments in this article remind me why I keep the UNZ Review in a folder called ‘US propaganda and Hate.

It’s a racist trope that niggers don’t like bowling.

It’s a racist trope that niggers don’t like bowling.

The stereotype is it’s the Poles who love to bowl. Hence the joke I heard on Hill Street Blues back in the 80’s:

What’s the biggest problem facing Poland?
The 7-10 split

Lewiston, forgotten by the majority here, no doubt, was a battle ground of a unique sort some while back.

Around 2000, a group of Somali’s were looking for a settlement in the USA, having been allowed to enter en masse. Somehow, the town of Lewsion, Maine was proposed by a source outside of their community. About this time, groups of Jews had migrated to central Maine and the Portland elected a Jewish mayor. From that point, Jews continued to gain various local offices and HQ for a few NGOs.
{The same had happened in the late 1960s, when New York younger Jews invaded Vermont, changing its New England provincial character forever.}

A Googel search omits all the strife, rising crime, cultural incompatibility, drain on the meager social and economic resources of the town. All measurable parameters and statistical measures went negative, but according to Google, the town is better off because of cultural enrichment, diversity, “color”, etc, etc.

[Lewiston] became a secondary migration destination for Somalis after social service agencies relocated a few families there in February 2001. Between 1982 and 2000, resettlement agencies placed refugees, including 315 Somalis, in the Portland, Maine area. High rates of rental housing occupancy in Portland led to the first relocations to Lewiston. Somalis have a history of nomadism and maintain contact, often via cell phone, with a large network of extended family, clan members, and friends. More Somalis learned about Lewiston and were attracted by the quality of life there, the low housing costs, good schools, safety and greater social control of their children in the smaller town. Between February 2001 and August 2002 over 1,000 Somalis moved to Lewiston. Most of these early secondary migrants came from Clarkston, Georgia, a suburb just outside Atlanta. By 2007, Somalis were 6.5% of the population of Lewiston and had come to the city from all over the United States and at least three other countries.[6]

One-in-six Lewiston residents are now Somali and the consequences have been predictably disastrous, just as they have been in other formerly high-trust cities across the country. As Brian Lonergan writes:

How has the Minnesota experiment fared? In the Minneapolis neighborhood of Cedar-Riverside, dubbed “Little Mogadishu,” violent crimes increased by more than 50 percent in 2018. Law enforcement attributed the spike to Somali gang activity there. This is just one of many unpleasant statistics of growing criminal activity in the Minneapolis area. The Somali community in Minneapolis has also become a hotbed of terrorist recruitment in the U.S. The FBI reported that 45 Somalis left Minnesota to join al-Shabab or ISIS, both Islamic terrorist groups. In 2018 a dozen more were arrested attempting to join ISIS. The experiments in [Maine and Minnesota] not only have produced uninspiring results, they violate the “without risk to the rest of the country” component of Justice Brandeis’ theory. Bad immigration policies cannot be contained within a city or state’s boundaries. Their effects can touch all of us, as the noxious “sanctuary” trend demonstrates.[7]

Remember: there is no connection between increased crime in Lewiston and Somalis, the media reminds us. In addition to the violence, foreign-born residents account for most of Lewiston’s welfare costs.[8] FAIR expands:

City officials said the influx strained social services such as welfare, job training, and language classes. Somalis make up a third of all tenants at the city’s largest public housing complex. More than a quarter of the families on the waiting list for public housing are Somali…The city has doubled its general assistance budget (which provides food, housing, utilities, and medicine), has earmarked about one percent of its budget for services for the Somalis, and has cobbled together federal and state grants. Lewiston’s assistant city administrator said that the property tax rate has now grown so high that every dollar spent must receive careful scrutiny. Some recent press coverage has taken a more positive stance toward the influx of Somali immigrants that is not justified by economic data. Most notable is a Newsweek article that highlights the dramatic increase in English language learners and the emergence of Somali-oriented businesses as evidence that immigration had “saved” the town. A broader look at Lewiston’s economic situation demonstrates that this is clearly not the case. In April 2008, the Maine Department of Labor issued a report finding that less than 10 percent of Somali immigrants to the town had stable employment, and that most earned extremely low wages. About 30 percent find part-time employment, leaving the majority without any type of job. The massive influx of cheap, unutilized workers creates a golden opportunity for corporations that thirst for opportunities to lower wages and exploit cheap labor, something that Newsweek failed to mention in highlighting a business-oriented magazine’s designation of Lewiston as a good place to do business. The drain on public coffers by Somali immigrants in Lewiston is not a new issue in the state. Indeed, a study conducted at Bates College reports that the influx of Somalis arriving in Lewiston started because “Portland’s public housing…could not meet demand from the newcomers.” Even by 2003, before the largest influxes, Somali immigrants made up two-thirds of the Hillview public housing complex, Lewiston’s largest. Somali immigration peaked in 2005, when Somali Bantu immigrants who tend to be even less educated than their predecessors began settling in Lewiston.[9]

The rest of the article exposes the lies, deceptions of public officials, NGOs, academics, etc, etc that tout the benefits of Turd World Immigration. “Immigration saved Lewiston”.

https://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2019/09/15/from-parts-unknown-to-streets-paved-with-gold/

As much as I admire Jones, I must admit your satire wins the prize. I especially liked the Blinken truth serum speech. Although it’s hard to choose that over the Israeli UN ambassador threatening to gas himself. Humor is essential in these miserable times.

Yeah I was aware of that and commented on it immediately after the event. There is no reason for a large community of Somalis to be relocated to Lewiston, Maine (or anywhere in the USA for that matter). When you see your hometown overrun by incompatible aliens, some people will react violently to that.

See the book ‘Bowling Alone’ by noted sociologist Robert Putnam:

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=bowling+alone&hvadid=241637044755&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9031672&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=16039953076035544552&hvtargid=kwd-131483722&hydadcr=9332_10385830&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_9tribpnoz2_e

Erronius

I’d rather bowl for a concubine….

E. Michael, me laddie, satire has its limits.

I wish headlines like this would appear in traditional press outlets. Imagine seeing this title on ABC next to their pro-Israel, pro-BLM articles, or next to a shameless plug for one of their movies.

Why stop at anti-natalism or the hatred of one race? Maybe everybody deserves to die. Large life forms and complex aquatic and marine forms survived on this planet for 350 million years and more without our help and they will live on for another 350 million years and more after the human species is gone.

These forms, and the lower invertebrates along with them, have lived through several mass extinctions and managed to repopulate the Earth all on their own.

There is another interesting conceit that human beings have. We somehow manage to believe that if we discover advanced life on other worlds, it is highly likely that we will find intelligent life. The opposite is true. If we develop probes which can visit multiple other star systems and we discover other worlds with advanced life, it is far more likely that we will find world after world populated by nothing but beasts living than that we will find Krypton, Atlantis or maybe Wakanda.

If anything, worlds populated by creatures without culture, history, language, law or mortality will prove to be the norm and intelligence as we define it – meaning beings living even at the level of the paleolithic, neolithic or early Bronze Age – will prove to be the exception.

Punch the haters in the face. Tell them that they deserve to die too.

When “racist” Whites ruled this land, Whitey just wanted to be left alone, segregated from blacks. I don’t remember ever reading, or hearing about, Whites calling for blacks to die, just for separation. Negros get a little taste of the danegeld, and they want us dead. Funny how all those old time “racists” have been proven right on every single one of their predictions.

You’re exactly like the moron trying to dunk on what he called “salvation systems” and pretending that they were the source of all human ills.

Which was, of course, a salvation system of his own.

In your case, your mindless or willful conflation of “Jews” as having anything to do with Abraham is perfectly Talmudic of you.

I hereby request feedback on who is the better Irish-American political satirist, myself or the good Dr. E. Michael Jones?

Neither. Andrew Anglin, by far. Then maybe C. J. Hopkins, but I think he’s Scottish and not Irish.

Pole, here.

We love to play bowling. Golfing is for Wasps.

But worse…
They were Protestants, so
They went to Hell.
Right DJ?

Nigga please. You about as funny as a cockroach.

Quit this endless whining and do something! Instead of promoting the holohoax, as you do by referring to the ‘Holocaust’ as something that happened, expose the holohoax by pointing out that it a 1000% hoax and the number of Jews killed in the camps in Poland equals the number of Japs killed in the camps in California, zero, and less that the number of prisoners killed in Abu Graib, instead of mumbling about a ‘Holocaust narrative’. If you need help, consult holocaust101.com

Thanks for chiming in here, rabbi.

Now we have a guy with a gun committing bowling obstruction.

Okay, Shlomo. Don’t choke on your gelfish.