While we’re on genocide, let’s include Sherman, Sheridan & Lincoln.

It was either Derb or Marty Armstrong that noted the decline in competency in the US. And it gets worse every year. We sat at the bar of a restaurant lsat week and were served our drinks (water & tea). Then, the waitress was absorbed in her cellphone, followed by chatting with a friend that came in.

I was timing her, as we had a similar experience there a month ago. At 8 minutes we got up, told her we’d never come here again and left. She was dumbstruck.

Where’s Mike Nifong these days? Probably on the Dook Law Skool faculty.

Ahhhhh…The Firesign Theatre!!!

“Nick Danger, Third Eye”. “How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You’re Really Nowhere At All?” “Porgie Tirebiter”.

Too mny funnies, still have their albums.

BTW, Mississippi State has been working on a small mechnical cotton picking machine powered by AI. Seriously.

So, another profession goes by the wayside for Urban Youth.

On the Cayamo Music cruise that berthed last Sunday at Puerto Plata, DR. Same island, quite different. Walked around safely, ate local cuisine. All stores took USD, most everyone spoke English. Big Catholic Church in the middle of town. Packed crowd at its service. Clean streets, no beggars.

As speed goes the last white to lead the SEC in rushing was Wayne Jones in 1973. Until last year when the guy from Missouri did it.

From mid-96 to late ’04 dated off & on a woman that lived at 205 E. 77th. Great time then, loved JG Melon’s, Brother Jimmy’s and very, very late nights in Soho, among other delights. 6AM breakfasts at the Viand on 3rd at 86th(?).

My older daughter’s flight was delayed until 11PMnone Thursday in 2000 or so, so Elaine’s was the only option. The male cast of The Sopranos was there w/ the fat b*tch. Heard her 23 yr. old Alabama voice, we ate & drank with them for 2+ hrs.

Sweetie & I sat w/ their security patrol – Charlie The Hat. Sadly, lost his card. CTH said to me, “If anyone eer gthies to Fs w/ you up here, call the Hat.”

That NYC doesn’t exust anymore. Sad.

Mountin Brook is out of the price range for 99.9% of Afros, but Hoover & Vestavia are somewhat reasonable. My older daughter lives in Helena, farther south in Shelby County.

BTW, Mtn Brook didn’t have a black resident until 1976 or so.

Gawd-awful architecture. It’s everywhere. The joke in Charlotte is that the crappy 5-6 story condos in the trendy, Gen Z/Millenial SouthEnd were designecd by a 1977 grad of the Moscow State School of Architecture.

Two things – (1) When did the 2 Latino limit per team expire? Minoso & Aparacio were the White Sox two in the early 60s.

(2) Palmeiro’s son was an “OK” player at NC State. Don’t know if he spent more than 2-3 yrs. in the Minors. Will Clark’s son is autistic.

Interestingly, The US Grant Prez Library isn’t in OH.

It’s in Starkvegas, MS on the Miss. State campus. Not an April Fool’s Joke.

I gave up on college basketball years ago. Just look what is on the court. Also see CFB going down the drain once the economy crashes.

16 teams in the SEC is 6 too many.

Send that Naval Commander firing the rifle with the backwards scope to the front lines.

The salient aspect of crime is (are?) where in large cities. In Charleston, SC (pop. 150K, we live 1/2 of our time there), literally zero violent crime south of the Crosstown (US 17). North of it is another world. Across the Cooper River in Mt. Pleasant (pop. 100K), almost zero crime. It’s lily white.

In Beaufort, SC only one area where the bros live (Burton) has violent crime. It’s 2 miles from downtown. We are there the other half on a remote Sea Island that is a 20 minute drive from that h*llhole.

The Western/SW End of Beaufort Co. is HHI & Bluffton. No bros there, so zero crime. But who wants to live with Yankees on a golf course?

We’re Old South in Beaufort. Drink at The Fillin’ Station, Beaufort’s Five Star Dive Bar. Met 4 girls from CT there who all are Trumpists that will move here in the next 3-4 years.

My fav joke about the Bronco chase…

Blonde: How did John Elway get involved?
Answer: He was IN a slow white Bronco, not with one.

Back then was dating a woman (Diane H.) who did image consultation to TV Station news crews. She did the restylinbg of Marcia, gratis.

She’s the one who redid Clinton too. The DNC stfffed her.

Went there in 1999, paid for by a company that I bought lots of petroleum bioremediation chemicals from. They were based in Round Rock, so I was taken to “Hank Hill’s” alley.

In one Austin bar on Congress St. met a 40ish smoking hot woman named Judy. I asked her what she was into.

Her – “Vodka, coke & sex. But not necessarily in that order.” She lived on Lake Austin, drove a red Corvette.

Wonder whatever happened to her.

As for early 60s portrayal of sympathetic aliens, I’ve one comment.

“To Serve Mankind”.

Grew up in MS; we have 4 (5?). Alcorn, Miss. Delta, Rust, Jackson St., & one more I can’t remember. They do produce NFL HOF football players, though – Jerry Rice, Steve McNair, Lem Barney, Walter Payton, Jackie Slater and on & on.

Charlotte is two cities. One is “Southern”; it includes Eastover, Myers Park, SouthPark, Dilworth, Chantilly & most of Plaza/Midwood. 90%+ white. The remainder is Yankee, Hispanic & black tripe.

Atlanta is a violent POS traffic hell. Sweetie deserted Inman Park 12 years ago, after she served as its HOA President.

Owned one C-store back in the ’80s. Ran it in my spare time for 6 months. Even back then had to document for EEOC, as the applicable employee radius was 35% black. Every black employee had shortages of 10-15% during their shift.

Leased it out and had zero interest to manage it again.

No, no, no.

This is “The Weekly World News”.

And where is Bat Boy? And The Three Breasted Woman Marrying The Three Armed Man?

Ed Anger wants to know.

Showmen/women is an interesting concept. I’m assuming that carnies intermarry, right? If so, over generations the argument can be made that they’re an ethnic group.

A friend sells commercial HVAC equipment. Ran out of cigs in West Charlotte (predominantly black). Went into a C-store with barred windows, asked for Marlboro Lights.

“Sorry, we don’t have those..”

“Winston Lights?”

“No. Sonny, you’re in a menthol neighborhood.”

Thanks. All my lifetimen Jewish friends from Jackson, MS will appreciate this. Live in SC now, but this gentile will inform Jeff et al.

Lived in Blowing Rock, NC from 1988-2021; Virginia Foxx was my 5th District Gongresscritter.

She is now a disgrace. Nancy Mace (my new one, Beaufort SC) held the line.

The Tuscaloosa protest was, to say the least, funny.

Both sides wound up chanting, “F*** Joe Biden” in unison.

“Karen” Syndrome, writ large. Can’t see the forest for the trees.

A “spot on” analysis.

When the economy dies (soon) and Unk’ Sugar’s dollar imitates the 1922 Reichmark, all this will surely pass.

Woke leftists (oops, redundancy) tend to love “ad hominem” (clicking on the slanted I didn’t work) arguments over substantial issue debates. They’re weak intellectually, as they can’t confront reality head on.

They don’t live in a real world; only an echo chamber. Their spokesman is David “Camera” Hogg. Sorta 1200ish SAT, yet gets into Hah-vahd. Back in the late 60s, a 1200 then is now equivalent nearly to 1,400. Or higher. By the mid-90s, its scoring had been adjusted 83 points upward on average.

The VP of the CSA was Judah Benjamin from Chucktown, SC. Notable slave holder.

BTW, I think that 65-70% of NBA Owners are Khazarians.

How did Middle Indiana Tonsorial stage a protest in Massachusetts? That’s where Eb on “Green Acres” wanted to matriculate.

Finally, something funny happened at Ole P*ss. BTW, Phi Delt is a big $$$$ frat, maybe the wealthiest on campus, just like SAE at Bama.

The students should not be expelled, that’s sick and will cost Ole P*ss lotsa donations. But that suits me just fine.

I think you still can buy “I HATE CHRISTIAN LAETTNER” t-shirts in Kentucky. And that was 32-33 years ago.

In the SC Lowcountry biting “no see-ums” are a bigger problem than mosquitoes. We buy a non-toxic olive/coconut oil spray found in the “Ethnic” hair care section of Publix. It repels everything and is good for your skin. We live on a 350′ wide peninsula w/ salt marshes on each side, so we have tons of both pests.

Yes, this an Ag Dept. rating, but traffic is equally important. At least to me.

As for libraries, great old bumper sticker from the 1980s here in SC.

“USC (S. Car, not SoCal) library burns.
Both books destroyed.
One had not been colored in.”

And the dunbsh*t Looeyville cop didn’t turn on his camera, yet they brought charges against Scheffler.
He has to appear on 6/8. The judge should throw it out, period.

No more PGA ever in Looeyville; beeg $$$$ are PO’ed.

Breanna Taylor, no problem. A straight white guy that has made $20MM since 12/31, throw the book at him.

Steve, know you love LA. But, there are better docs anywhere else. At our ages, that makes a difference, for sure.

One of them might want to kill your “racist” aiss.

Rep. Crockett forgot to say she’s also a grad of the UCLA Med School.

In the south both black & white birthrates are declining. Race to the bottom. But, the black decline is 5-6% more.

Sweetie Pies/Life Partner’s late hubby was Berkeley from Missoula, then Hah-vahd Law.

Before he died from dementia, his comment was that he’d have gone to USC if he knew how bad UC would become. His family had the $$$ for that, when it was $100/credit hour in the late 1960s.

Starkvegas was $108/semester in 1970-71. Bama MBA was $350/semester in 74-76.

Instead of sappy protests, we had NAKED STREAKING.

The entertainer/bandleader Phil Harris (1930s-60s) was 1/2 Cherokee & a big guy, perhaps 6’2, 6’3. Lived to be 91.

When asked about his longevity, “My liver’s so toxic that the government can’t find a place to bury me safely.”

He was always the butt of drinking jokes on Jack Benny.

20 minutex from now, “ON PATROL LIVE!” is on STARZ. My guess is at least 4-5 high speed chases, several dumbas*es get arrested in Richland County SC (Columbia), drunks galore in Toledo & Berkeley Co. SC (Goose Creek & Summerfield). Not to mention oodles of drug possession.

Guess what race the majority of arrestees are?

Drove past their Charleston facility last month. Carriers from all over the world parked there that are likely undergoing “repairs”.

Graduated from a small, private HS, 72 in my class (1970). Ran the 880 & 330 IM Hurdles or just the mile in meets.

Every other day had to run 10-220s under 40 seconds after a 3+ mile run. In 90º+ heat in Lower Alabama. Best time in a 220, period, was 26 seconds, so understood my relegation to distance races. The 330 hurdles was due to good form, not speed.

And she’s left off the Olympics Roster.

The Garbage District needs a 8′ high fence & gated access. Perhaps it cn secede from NOLA like St. George up the river in Red Stick.

PJ co-wrote “Easy Money” along w/ Rodney. Other than “Caddyshack”, my fav Rodney film. Pesci’s first rweal semi-starring role, Nicky as Ownwr of Royal Flush Plumbing.

The following always dampens this great day.

Sadly, my father was an as*hole. Didn’t get married until he was 37, you do the math. Oh, born in 1896 to assist. But was not abusive, except to my mother. It affected my marriage & life. Finally, in late 2018 found the girl I always needed. After 30 years in multiple, unhappy relationships. Can’t live w/out her.

My 47 & 39 yr. old daughters are just fine, two great hubbys and families.

Round Rock = Arlen. Where’s the famous undercover Texas Ranger Boomhauer when you need him?

That’s why, if you can afford it, move to Mtn. Brook, Vestavia Hills, Pelham, Helena (older daugbter lives there) or Alabaster. All have good public schools, with Mtn. Brook the best in the state by far.

Outside of Highlands Bar & Grill and the B’ham Zoo, there’s zero reasons even to visit there.

Cole’s blogs on takimag.com tend to be self-centered, but I thoroughly enjoy his Sunday posting “The Week That Perished”.

A 5.56 would have taken his ear off. Helena Glass has a great take on the whole enchilada.

Well, we can expect “The Germans bombing Pearl Harbor” soon.

As for governing France, what was DeGaulle’s comment, something like “How do you govern a nation that has over 600 varieties of cheese?”

Les “Sorbonnish Francois”? Si vous plait.

I’d like to see RFK Jr. as DOJ Secy or AG. That’d scare the Deep State to death.

Boeing died when they bought McDonnell-Douglas. The MIC took over production. Corner cutting.

Then DEI came to please the MIC. Along with two strange “suicides”. And we spend half of the year in Charleston south of the Crosstown.

But not SOB. I trust some Salerite bloggers apply “Noticing” about that discintion. It’s a BIG geographic redline that amounts to $400-500/sq ft more.

Went to autotrader.com. No HILUXes listed. Are they sold in the US?

Malcolm MacLean of Winston-Salem, NC is easily the most important person in revolutionizing international trade. And <0.1% of Americans have no idea whom he is.

He invented containerized freight and the 20 TEU.

Anon298-

It’s the Monty Python “Killer Joke” used to defeat the Nazis in WW2.

“Mein hound has no nose.”

“How does he smell?”

“Awful.”

Jonathan-

Our Maltipoos prefer SC Lowcountry sand.

“Custer died for your sins.” Hahaha

And there’s no Richard Feynman to snap a semi-frozen o-ring at a Congressional Hearing.

As for “Sulllivn’s Travels” being left-wing, its star, Joel McCrea, was probably the most ardent right winger in Hollywood.

And played a no nonsense Texas Ranger on the radio for two years on “Tales Of The Texas Rangers”.

Lived in NC 1976-2018. Although both houses have Republican veto-proof majorities, making NC’s D Guv Cooper the VP pick might swing the state.

Or she can cross the aisle and make Linseed her VP. Good riddance. We have a deep R bench in SC.

Mongolian Idiots.

White Dudes For Harris. Racist.

I’ll happily photo the 1st t-shirt or hat I encounter. And laugh like hell.

I grew up on E. Northside Dr. in the 50s-60s, great middle class/young professionals neighborhood. It’s now a slum, from what I see on Google Earth.

Haven’t been back since the early 90s, have no desire to visit. Live 675 miles east in SC, the closest I get is Tuscaloosa.

So, is Mick Jagger singing about Jackson TN or MS?

Sittin’ in a bar
Drinkin’ from a jar
In Jackson

You could move it across the county line to Madison, but the welfre hordes wpm;d be there the next day.

Perhaps Hattiesburg, nowhere else works. I went to State, but the worst legislative decision was placing Ole Miss in Oxford by 1 vote, due to proximity to Memphis. This was in

You could move it across the county line to Madison, but the welfare hordes would be there the next day.

Perhaps Hattiesburg, nowhere else works. I went to State, but the worst legislative decision was placing Ole Miss in Oxford by 1 vote, due to proximity to Memphis. This was in 1840 or so.

The loser? Biloxi. If it were there, it’d have 40K students an be more of a party city. And rival Tuscaloosa.

Look out, Xi. Trudeau is dispatching Snisdely Whiplash to Peking.

All these “reality’ shows are gay & fake. And inexpensive programming (double meaning here).

My experience at age 71 is that the only way a 30-ish female dates a much older man is due to one factor…several extra zeros.

I’d hazard the guess that our women’s basketball team is close to 100% lesbian. 50%+ women’s s soccer? Clueless to where else they are.

Hilux = Tacoma, right?

My oldest daughter (now 46) & hubby both work in BHM but live in Shelby Co. to the south., where most schools are nearly 80% white. In Mtn. Brook they’re 98% white.

My younger grandson (8th Grade, Suburban Birmingham) is a lacrosse fanatic. Upper middle-class white boys in the South prefer it to football. Girls do too.

BTW, almost all of the SEC schools don’t lose $$$. At several (LSU, Ark & Miss. State for sure, maybe more) baseball is revenue positive.

Solutions-

Last summer, returned from IND to ATL. Violent rainstorsms kept us on the tarmac for 6 hrs. Got off the plane at 1230AM, missed our connector to CHS. No luggage, baggage claim was a ZOO.

Stood in taxi line for 30 min., managed to get a hotel in Midtown at 230AM. Back to Hartsfield around noon for our 330PM to CHS. Nice flight, and behold! our luggage made it.

Had the Outlaw Country cruise out of MIA in Feb. Flew direct from CHS to MIA on American. When making the res, was relieved that we were on an A319, each leg.

No way we’ll ever route through ATL again.

So, only Larry Bird can use fae/faer?

TW-

Army Intelligence had sent “The Dixie Delegation” that traveled with Mao before & during WW2. Jim Hitch’s father Herbert was part of it, as he spoke fluent Mandarin (Chapel Hill grad too).

He told the Dulles Bros. that Mao, not Chiang, would win. They laughed him off. It was planned.

Here in Charleston, we’re overwhelmed with “Destination Weddings”. Our most famous resident, Bill Murray, walked up to a Bachelor Party downtown for a guy from Boston, told him to cancel the weddding and travel with his fiancee around the world for 60 days. If they still wanted to get hitched, go to a JP and do it.

Older daughter liees in Helena, works in Hoover. That’s as close to BHM that she gets. Other than a few restaurans around 5 Points, no reason to go into town.

Saw this yesterday. First thought was “This is The Babylon Bee, right?”

Well, I don’t have an X account. If I did, I have no need to follow you, Steve. I can access you here every day. Keep it up.

Maybe you’ll get “On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone”.

Thx, but it’s Bedtime For Bonzo.

The other Calhoun.

We spend less & less time in Charleston and more outside of Beaufort on one of the Sea Islands. That area hasn’t been ruined yet.

I believe the three children of the jury foreman are still alive but are 70ish.

Tim Cook is not just a faggot. He’s an Auburn Faggot.

I thought we “gave” these sub-humans EBT cards, free rent & $2000+/month. Guess they love pussy too.

When will some 80 year old guy with a month to live with terminal cancer grab his AR15 and take out 20+ of them?

Well, a promising sign is that all the armed forces can’t get enough recruits, especially from the South and rural Midwest. It makes me sick to keep hearing the “Thank you for your service” crap.

And my politics is to the right of Jesse Helms. Tine to pull out of Occupied Germany, Japan & Korea.

We host visiting musicians for our city’s symphony orchestra but never have gone into their personal lives. Interesting, to say the least.

To me, the US has a bifurcated economy. Well, at least most of the Southeastern US. Oh, south of Jacksonville in FL is excluded, as its economy is a one trick pony.

All larger urban areas are booming. The vast majority of industrial development and distribution services are along the Interstate or 4-lane/controlled access US Hwy. systems.

I drive over 50% of SC and most of the Charlotte Metro area weekly. Drive up I-26 from Charleston, and once you clear Volvo’s immense complex 30 miles north, there’s nothing until you reach Columbia, another 70 miles, except for Orangeburg – the Armpit of SC. Leave south from Augusta toward Hilton Head Island through SC – it’s almost 100 miles with no C-stores or Dollar stores until you hit Estill.

The <5K burgs in the backwoods have an IGA, a few C-stores, 2 Red Dot (ABC) stores, a Hardees, barber shops, an Afro wig shop/bearty parlors and few retail businesses. Not much else other than 2-3 shuttered factories.

It’s just depressing.

Met him in Lenoir, NC in the. 1970s, where he attended (1 yr.) the now defunct Patterson School north of town. He stayed with our dry cleaner’s family over Thanksgiving, as their son ran track there along with Prince. Don’t think he weighed 85 lbs.

Nathan, bad grammar. It’s “I wish he were…”, not was.

Subjunctive.

Figures. I’m waiting on the vids of them balancing beach balls on their noses. And barking at otters.

Thx. Too much liquor now. Have fun.

At age 71, I don’t do debt. But do have a few bank CDs. Saw that $DJIA zoomed. Put off buying 3X shorts on it.

But, everything is fake & gay. Maybe one day soon Sweetie will realize that the IDF are terrorists.

What’s new??? Same script. Death to Middle America.