Come on guys can’t you see how obvious it is that Epstein DID commit suicide? Bill Barr’s work under Bush Sr. was flawless and he definitely covered up absolutely nothing for Bush Sr., so he’s definitely not trying to cover up anything here, especially not for high-profile people in Epstein’s black book. What’s there to cover up anyway? Prison cameras malfunction all the time while security guards are asleep while suicidal prisoners are taken off of suicide watch within a matter of days while they sign their will a few days prior while their dead bodies have different noses and ears from all other photographs of them while they commit suicide by generating enough force in a maximum security prison cell while their cellmate was removed only a few hours prior while the prison guards are refusing to talk about the suicide while the medical examiner is the same guy that did other high profile deaths.

Can’t you all see the pattern here? The MSM’s official narrative is ALWAYS truthful! Calm your anxiety with all these conspiracies! Don’t worry, soon we’ll see that his body was cremated and witnessed only by John Brennan, James Clapper, and James Comey, who will tell us that Epstein made his millions not by some Mossad/CIA brownstoning operation, but by learning all the tricks of the financial trade from Ghislaine’s hardworking and highly-esteemed father! Trust you me, the great people at the apex of the immaculate FBI will tell us that his huge estates weren’t used for orgies and entrapment and especially not child sacrifice, but that all those cameras he had were for conducting Ivy-League-caliber studies on what politicians like to do in their free time when the pressure is off! That whole “teenage sex slave novel” that Barr’s father wrote? It had nothing to do with Epstein but everything to do with a healthy masturbatory porn habit which we all should aspire to have under such sublimating creative control! Did he traffic thousands of underage girls? Well of course he did, but I don’t see YOU asking how old YOUR favorite porn stars are, Mr. Saint! Did the elite politicians, scientists, royals, etc, actually have sex with any of the ALLEGED victims under duress when they were under the age of consent? Of course not, those “victims” are all just latecomers to the #MeToo bandwagon desperate for their 15 minutes of fame! Why is no one prosecuting anyone having sex with “underage” girls in the entire library of videos that the FBI found? Because it’s all deepfakes, it’s all been digitally doctored with CGI by Epstein’s haters who are jealous of his easily-explainable meteoric rise to the top of society and all the strong friendships he’s made along the way! What about Acosta “admitting” that Epstein was part of intelligence? Well that’s simple: Acosta is a fucking liar! Why do you think he resigned as Labor Secretary? Because he was too embarrassed about the lie he told! Why did Epstein get a “slap on the wrist” back in 2008? Because the court wanted to make his accuser feel “vindicated” knowing full well she was full of shit but too much of a basket case to handle the truth about her being a liar!