Pray tell, Stevesie: what if someone met the mob where it’s purportedly “at” by writing:

You
Are
WRONG
About
Islam! –

There
Is
No
ONE
Islam!

How long then ’till another disgruntled, ISIS-lovin’ airline employee hacks into some fancypants modern jet’s computer system and navigates it straight into the chapel during an LGBTQ+ commitment ceremony? The answer: we’re not sure, but you may have broken a law by even satirically proposing such a scenario.

As the Peoples of Warmth stream north and equalize us with the equator, one would hope that their various resentment-driven cultural genocides were enlivened by some of that Global Southern charm we were promised. Senor Burns could well be the Diablo himself, but why wound his reputation with a slow-motion iconoclasm when you can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo?

“It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you / Please die and fry in hell you rotten old white men…” – Tiny Duck

There is a Trump connection, naturally:

http://oldmanpar.blogspot.com/2009/09/donald-versus-scotsmen.html

“Trump has had problems with the local residents since he purchased the estate in 2006. He changed the name of Menie House, which he plans to turn into the clubhouse of his development, to the Macleod House, a tribute to his mother Mary. Mary MacLeod was born in the Scottish western isles, far away from Balmedie Village, while the Menie family’s association with the property dates back some 700 years according to Scottish historians. Michael Woodley, the Baron of Menie and a supporter of the project told the London Times that “The Menie name has been around for hundreds of years, it’s part of Scotland’s heritage. I am disappointed he’s changing it but overall I do support Trump’s golf proposal because I think it will create a lot of jobs.”

Imagine if he’d pursued baseball like his great-grandfather, Tony Accardo: “During Prohibition, Accardo got the nickname “Joe Batters” after using a baseball bat to murder three mobsters who had betrayed the Outfit. Capone was allegedly quoted as saying, ‘Boy, this kid’s a real Joe Batters.’”