RSS1. Schmiden is reelected.
2. A few mos. later, Schmiden passes away
3. All hail VP empty grinning Kamala Schmamala!
4. Smiling Schmamala delivers an incoherent, giggling inaugural address; every 5 minutes, she laughs; finally she starts drooling while giggling
5. The address is mocked and mimicked across the nation by those with IQs >80.
6. Across the world, giggles Schmamala is declared another USian buffoon
6. Someone shoves a pie in her face and she starts giggling uncontrollably.
7. Schmamala delivers her now-famous “I am a buffoon” speech, and resigns while hysterically laughing in a straight jacket.
8. The Secretary of State, now president, declares that the US is over, and that all American institutions will henceforth be closed -the world cheers! No more war mongering, imperialism, unfettered capitalism, and good riddance to an utterly stupid populace.