RSSHegseth here just a few days ago I was chillin in the pentagram renamin battleships, eatin Taco Bell, and listenin to the Rollins band. The music got me all worked up and ready to roll. I decided to go in with the special forces boys in tactical team 7 delta Charlie Julio into the deserts of Iran. We landed on Budweiser beach and made it to hand job hill when the operation went sideways. I am now in a Persian prison. Bibi will not pay my bail. I have gone full on Lilly Phillips three times over. I have done innumerable tiajauana donkeyshows. My asshole has been full spectrum dominated. I have been full on p diddied. I repeat full on P DIDDED. Earlier today I sucked a man’s dick for a raw potato. Please stop reading Andrew anglin’s federally funded Kanye west articles and get me out of this Persian prison. I never thought this is where the trump train would lead me. Toby Keith where are you?
LOL!At this stage, I won't bother giving you the age-old going-to-prison advice to not bend over to pick up your dropped soap in the shower. Hopefully that Pornhub-owning Rabbi doesn't have a camera set up, a la Lilly Phillips, in your cell (Mossad is everywhere) to record and sell all that forced P Diddy action to payin' pervert customers; gettin' yourself p diddied is bad enough, broadcasting your p diddying to the world takes it to an entirely new level. Be sure to give us a bi-weekly update on your situation, and good luck Pete!
"Hegseth here...I decided to go in with the special forces boys in tactical team 7 delta Charlie Julio into the deserts of Iran. We landed on Budweiser beach and made it to hand job hill when the operation went sideways. I am now in a Persian prison. Bibi will not pay my bail. I have gone full on Lilly Phillips three times over. I have done innumerable tiajauana donkeyshows. My asshole has been full spectrum dominated. I have been full on p diddied. I repeat full on P DIDDED. Earlier today I sucked a man’s dick for a raw potato...I never thought this is where the trump train would lead me. Toby Keith where are you?"