God bless the Godfrey Elfwicks of the world!

Didn’t Yglesias get mugged by two blacks and then write an article blaming it all on his White Privilege? It’s worth repeating at every opportunity…………

If true, Andre Wang Lin will be proved right.

So we’re supposed to be concerned that our “democracy” has been hacked because the Russians supposedly made some Facebook posts, but we’re to ignore the active involvement of the GATEKEEPERS OF ALL INFORMATION in controlling the information we have access to?

Hmmmmmmm………

How absolutely dare you, sir!

I was recently hired at a company that has to follow EEOC rules. You can bet your ass that I self-identified as African-American and that’s what my file says. The law gives each employee the opportunity to self-identify (regardless of what some DNA test shows), and nobody can say otherwise.

I would advise everybody to switch to African-American for EEOC purposes.

EEOC Rules allow employees to self-identify:
https://www.eeoc.gov/employers/eeo1survey/faq.cfm

Is Google biased? Do bears shit in the woods?

I nominate HBD Chick.

Wow this guy sounds like he’s had WAAAAAAAY too many soy enemas.

I think that Hwyte people will continue to pretend they’re all progressive and shit but when they’re all alone in that voting booth……

Tear gas? Might as well just invite them in and step aside.

I’m 200% white, but have been self-identifying as black with HR since 2007. All one has to do is log into their HR Self-Service page on the company intranet, uncheck one box, and check another.

I call it my “Cocoa Armor”, and I have no doubt it’ll protect me from any and all consequences.

These people actually beleive that Eddie Murphy’s “Mr White” skit is reality!

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I’m sure that SNL skit was the first thing on the mind of many iSteve readers!

WE WUZ KANGZ!

For the same reason they want to replace the Roof on Notre Dame with something “the Alt Right hates”.

Don’t bite the hook. This is a troll, designed to make white men say something “hateful” so they can shine a light in their direction as yet another example of why “we need to continue the fight against racism!”.

Just do as I have, and withdraw from participation in these clown shows.

On a somewhat related note, there’s a guy on Twitter who goes by the handle @purehategraphs. He gets banned and re-emerges from time to time.

If anyone can put together a predictive gentrification map for investors, this guy is it.

I never knew this before, but Jimmy Page is part Chinese. It’s not entirely obvious until you’re told so, at which point it’s plain to see.

Keep huh name out cha mouf! mmmm hmmmm….

I couldn’t even finish watching it – I cringed so hard that my blood curdled!

I’m embarrassed for the huwhyte Democratic candidates who seem to think that this will somehow gain them favor. Do they not realize how idiotic this tactic is?

I was surprised to see the author’s last name is Cohen. You don’t see names like that very often in this sort of article. 🙂

The whole idea that whites are going about touching black people fur is so ridiculous that it makes me wonder if all of these “don’t touch my hair” articles are actually written by white SUPREEEEEEEMIST sock accounts, just for yuks.

NYC should install 8′ tall turnstiles so nobody can jump over them. Problem solved.

The name “Noah Berlatsky” reminds me of bagels and lox. Just sayin’.

Yet another fabrication that we are obligated to pretend to believe or else…

AMLO should let them Continue North because… reasons.

We’re often lectured about food deserts, and how life-sustaining businesses such as grocery stores unfairly seek market share only in the more profitable (white) areas.

I no longer want to hear these sermons. The next time some smarty-pants Noseberg with a sociology degree starts blabbering on about it, I’ll be quick to remind them exactly why that is.

I hope these joggers are reduced to waiting in line for hours at government-run food distribution centers to be handed rations. At least then I wouldn’t get stuck behind them in line at the regular stores anymore.

Like I said in the other thread – we should discontinue direct subsidies (food stamp/SNAP cards) and let these people wait in line at government-run food distribution centers.

The rest of us can breeze through checkout lines at the big box stores, as we’ll no longer have these people holding up the line with their antics.

But you miss the point entirely. These people would not be in line in front of us AT ALL if they were instead waiting in line at the government-run food distribution warehouse. It would be a breath of fresh air. Shopping would be so much more pleasant!

Furthermore, they always seem to have cash on hand for electronic gizmos, video games, etc, which they have to pay for in separate transactions while you wait behind them in line. Remember – Walmart sells food AND all of those other things, all under the same roof.

And this raises two more questions:

1. Wouldn’t a food distribution center ensure that these low IQ poors are getting proper nutrition? I mean…. how many times have you seen one of these spandex-clad land whales in the checkout line, paying for half a dozen gallons of colored sugar water with one of those SNAP cards? And with the consumption of said sugar water, what are the hidden costs to our healthcare system? It would be better to give them FREE water filters!

2. Every dollar spent on video games and other electronic gizmos could have been spent on necessities, such as food. I understand that every dollar spent into the economy contributes to GDP, but come on.

And this concludes my evil, hate-filed rant. Thanks for listening.

Wow just wow I can’t even. Imagine making that very same statement with just one minor word substitution!

He should have bumped it up a notch and explicitly stated that he would be relocating his business as far away from black population centers as possible.

True, you can back up your Kindle content, but it’s encrypted. You need to break Amazon’s DRM and then convert it to DRM-free epub or mobi format.

I did this with Calibre and the Apprentice Alf plugin.

I learned my lesson after Amazon deleted The Turner Diaries from my Kindle. Not only did they delete the book, but they also deleted the record of the transaction, as if I never purchased it. This happened at around the same time when they were apologizing to Kindle owners for deleting unauthorized copies of 1984 and giving them refunds.

BTW, I bought 2 paperback copies of Camp of the Saints fairly recently for about $15/copy.

They invented peanut butter. PEANUT BUTTER. How could they lose?

The answer is mixed. My mother actually believes that Michael Brown had his hands up in the air, begging for his life, and then Darren Wilson just executed him for no good reason. She simply discounts any other information which might challenge that narrative, and she TRULY believes in that narrative. It’s as if the TARDIS Perception Filter is real.

Obviously, a big part of the problem is that the internet has become even better than the old print/network media was at narrative manipulation.

Consider this: Unz.com is one of the last remaining corners of the internet with an open comments section, and Google has effectively hidden this site from public view. Do you remember when every major news site had an open, somewhat unmoderated comments section, where everybody was free to call B.S. and drop some hatestats, hategraphs, and hatefacts as counterargument to each article? It was an actual revolution. A breath of fresh air and a taste of freedom.

Now we’re back to square one, but it’s even worse. It’s not longer an option to simply stay out of it. You MUST positively affirm the agenda or you’re Literally Hitler ™.

Beat me to it. That Sobran quote came to my mind as well, and it so perfectly explains the situation we’re in today.

I wonder what would happen if I were to scratch an MLK statue with my fingernail. Would the authorities stand by and allow *that*?

Would you want to be the next cop arrested for “brutality”?*

*Brutality: the act placing a non-white person under arrest without that person’s consent.

Anticipating all of this, I went ahead and identified myself as black in the 2020 Census. For good measure, I logged in to my company’s HR page and changed myself to black there as well.

I’ll take my chances. I’d rather have the vaccine first, and when the COVID furloughs happen at work, it’ll be nice to have that suit of cocoa armor to protect me.

Where’s the accompanying hategraph?

HATEGRAPH!
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I’m relatively young compared to the average iSteve reader, but I’m old enough to remember this old Dave Barry piece:

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?

A. The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small- business signs to alert the reader that an “S” is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK’S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ITEM’S. Another important grammar concept to bear in mind when creating hand-lettered small- business signs is that you should put quotation marks around random words for decoration, as in “TRY” OUR HOT DOG’S, or even TRY “OUR” HOT DOG’S.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1936919.html#storylink=cpy

Why do I have a creeping suspicion that by the time this thing actually gets built, it’ll look like a Google search for “American inventors”?

If you’re white and you watch sportsball, you’re part of the problem.

“Avid bird watcher”. Yeah, ok.

At this point, please do refund the police. Completely. At least then we could defend ourselves without being persecuted. And we could end this in 2 weeks flat.

My plan to close the wealth gap: White people should check the “African-American” box on every loan application, identifying themselves as black. As their loans get approved, it’ll improve the statistical outcome for blacks. If enough whites do this, our wealth gap “problem” will be Solved!

We may all be surprised at the outcome of the election. After all, the secret ballot is the revealed preference of those who can hide among the crowd after pulling that lever in complete privacy. That “Hate Has No Home Here” sign is nothing more than cover, used to hide within the herd.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!

This is why I logged into my HR site and changed my race to “African-American”. This should inoculate me with the cocoa armor I need to protect myself from such things.

How about Alaska and Continental US? We could simply confine all of the gibsmedat programs to Alaska and give free plane tickets.

Unfortunately, keeping quiet is no longer an option. These diversity struggle sessions are carefully designed to ensure that all attendees are forced to participate. And you’d better affirm their mantras or else!

The new strategy for dissidents should be to enthusiastically agree with the woke diversitards…… just a little bit too much. Make them wonder if you’re actually on board, or just mocking them sarcastically.

Mr. “theMann”,

Brave talk for a pseudonymous post. Care to share your real name and address?

Let’s bump it up a notch and go with ALL CAPS. Blacks can have the capital B, but we’ll have “WHITES”!

And…. Nothing of value was lost.

That’s the point she’s trying to convince the reader of. Deep down inside, she knows that these evil White men sometimes get it right, and that we can’t have that!

Most of the “Karens” I see in the real world tend to have hooked noses and have a very “Goldblatt” look about them. But don’t expect anybody to notice this out loud.

“LaShawns” are well known to be avid readers, after all…

I learned just a few years ago that three sassy black women made the Mercury Missions possible by literally inventing the maths to calculate trajectories! Of course the book said no such thing, but the movie was good enough for the “LaShawns” to demand the complete re-writing of our history books.

That wasn’t the A-Team’s fault. It was those damn Mini-14’s that couldn’t shoot straight!

Actually, the Staple Singers did a version of “For What it’s Worth” and it’s REALLY good!

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I wonder what would happen if a crowd gathered outside of his house and gave him the same treatment. They’d probably be arrested immediately and sent to prison with the quickness.

This is not a new idea to me. I’ve been identifying myself as “African-American” to HR since 2007. EEOC rules changed to allow people to self-identify rather than ‘Visual Survey’, where an HR employee looks you up and down and decides your race for you. It’s as simple as logging in to the HR website at work and checking a different box.

As for the U.S. Census, that too is as easy as checking a different box. There is no DNA test involved, and if reparations ever happen, you might even get some free gibsmedat.

If 100% of whites identified as “African American”, we could be 100% diverse here in America.

Wet Aids Pussy is more like it. CardiB is a stankin’ ass ho.

Must *everybody* issue a statement of fealty? What a disgusting display of cuckery! It costs nothing to just remain silent, yet you have to sell your soul to The Cathedral just to be a “Goodwhite” on social media for one moment.

Do cops not read the papers? Watch the news? I’m surprised that any cops, in this the Summer of George, would even bother to really take a call like that seriously. A domestic dispute in the Hood? Why didn’t they just show up, look around, say “Here’s a number to call for counselling. You all have a nice day.”, and then leave.

If one of these diners winds up shooting these people, I would hope that there are enough of us out there to make sure the jury can’t convict.

“ Michelle Obama has said that, to many white people, black people ‘don’t exist’ — while citing a story about a time a white woman cut her and her daughters in line when she was incognito.”

This absolutely did not happen. Here in the real world, I rarely go though a single day where a black person doesn’t attempt to cut in front of me in line, taking advantage of my Anglo tendency to queue up properly and politely. Should that also be considered a “racist micro aggression”?

I too masquerade as “African-American”. I’m listed as such with the HR department at work AND on the 2020 Census.

I act white, and look white, but how dare anybody assume my preferred identity!

I look forward to effortless promotions at work. And reparations checks.

Amen, bruvah! I’d rather watch paint dry than a bunch of black guys in tights running with balls in-between corporate-sponsored BLM propaganda and struggle sessions.

Read some books instead, you fucking grug-brained lick-knobs!

How many Unzers cucked for the NFL tonight?

Did you watch it while sitting home alone wearing a mask?

Were you loving “the Black national anthem”?

BLM signs on the field?! Only thing missing is the Black American flag aka the watermelon flag.

BLM is a racist marxist organization run by homosexuals who want to end the nuclear family as described on their website.

Sounds good to you, right cuck?

Will you patronize the giant corporate advertisers who paid for commercial time? Will you go and buy your Pepsi and Burger King and KFC products like a good little slave? Yes you will.

WHO THE HELL WATCHED THIS SH!T TONIGHT

Loathsome cucks that’s who.

At this point, any white person who watches sportsball should be ashamed.

I would have continuously coughed in her face until she left the store.

I’m sure she’ll be replaced by a person without color who can pee standing up.🤪

Finland doesn’t have these sorts of problems because WHITE.

And what’s up with “Jacob Blake, who is Black….”? Why do they always feel the need to point out the blacketyness of these “victims”?

How about we just go back to aggressive quality of life policing, stop and frisk, traffic stops in strategic areas where criminals tend to be, use GIS maps with crime stats to deploy resources where problems exist, and other proactive measures to remove undesirable people from our midst? You know, the things that actually work.

Oh yeah, we can’t do that because black.

Durer’s rhino engraving was based on a description narrated to him of what a rhino looked like. It’s pretty incredible how close he got: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCrer%27s_Rhinoceros

Let them eat beans.

Few people know this, but the “fifth Beetle” was actually a black man named Clarence:

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So I clicked the link…. and to no one’s surprise, comments are disabled. How I miss the early days of the internet!

Wokeness is, to borrow a term from the woke, *Systemic* Anti-White Racism. Don’t forget to call it what it really is: Systemic.

I’ve never known a single white person whose parents bought them any test preparation materials or hired tutors. I’ve always scored in the 90th+ percentile of standardized test takers, despite the fact that I’ve never had access to any of the tutors or test prep books we all supposedly have.

Got any more excuses, Ibram X?

By the way, Ibram X Kendi’s books are available for free on Library Genesis. Just thought I’d mention that here.

How could anybody see that video and conclude that this was “police brutality”?

Daniel Craig is the best James Bond. That’s a fact, not an opinion.

At this point it would be totally appropriate to begin planning mass expulsions.

Yes, and this is precisely why murders have gone up by 53% in EVERY country where people wear masks.

White people tend to wear work boots or shoes.

Always use a VPN, or something like Whonix or Tails Linux, while on the internet.

Hopefully a whole bunch of people wake up and begin using Matrix protocol with Riot (now called Element in the app store) or good ‘ol PGP. Telegram and Whatsapp are for low-effort retards anyway.

Even if Element/Riot are banned in the app stores, they can always be side-loaded as APK through FDroid.

EWWWW! Just look at that hideous, hermaphroditic creatre for 2 seconds and you might catch the AIDS!

I have already identified myself as “black” on the 2020 Census. And I was able to log into my employer’s HR page and change my race to “black” as well. I now have that sweet, impenetrable cocoa armor.

I’m now eligible for every sort of gibsmedat from the government. And I’m last to be laid off in the event of a “reduction in force” layoff at work. AND I’m more likely to get the Coronavirus vaccine first!

Actually, we *should* prioritize blacks first. They’re the ones I see – almost everywhere – using face masks as “Chin Diapers”. Those that I see with masks over their mouths almost always have their noses out. And rather than leaving their kids at home while they shop to reduce exposure, they always seem to have several in tow.

Couple this with the fact that whites are terrified to say anything to them for this reckless behavior (for fear of being labeled “racist”), and you can see how it might be better for everyone if we gave the shot to blacks/BIPOCS first. As an added bonus, it’ll give the rest of us time to see if there are any dangerous side effects with little risk to ourselves.

The popular narrative these days is that those evil “Karens” are refusing to wear masks, but this has not been my experience.

Think about this – We now live in a time where you can be *fired* from your job simply for wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Christopher Columbus on it.

The goalposts are shifting even further now, far beyond Columbus. Fairly recently, I joked about Thomas Jefferson being cancelled. I was only half serious, but now that time has come to pass.

I’m having some t-shirts made. If we can’t have statues, we can at least wear reminders of our heritage.

Just go by geographical region. Population centers first. Why is this even being debated? Just do it.

Meh. So what? So she’s not a real, indiginoidical BIPOC.

I’m black on the 2020 census and on my employer’s EOO. And I’ll continue to insist that it’s true with a straight face. Why shouldn’t I?

Don’t forget the two black guys who did the “DC Sniper” thing back in 2001…. John Lee Malvo was the one guy’s name, I think.

Every guest “profiler” on every news station was wrong – they were all fixated on looking for a white guy in a white van.

Such a “handsome” woman!

I agree that we should have racial equity. That’s why I identified myself as Black (with a capital B) in the 2020 Census, and also on my company’s HR EEOC forms.

Gibsmedat!

Steve, the Twitter link you posted has already been memoryholed. You should use screenshots and/or archive.is links from now on.

It’s hard to disentangle the damage done by BLM from the damage done by COVID-19 (unless you read iSteve!). The latter will get most of the blame, of course.

White women with purple hair and “problem” glasses (easily 50% of BLM) will always live in urban hipster Green Zones, so there’s probably not gonna be much impact on housing prices in those areas.

The woke don’t want to do the actual work of climbing. They just want to waltz in and seize control of the functional institutions put in place by centuries hard work. None of these parasites have lifted a finger to contribute anything of value. They can only extract from the commons for their own gain.

Consider Haiti (Haiti is what happens when you kill all of the haters) – they’ve had since the early 19th century to make something nice for themselves. How has that worked out?

Wait for a quiet night, go outside, listen closely, and you’ll hear them laughing in China.