Michelle Obama's Christmas lump of coal by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2016 Just what we all need to ring in the Christmas season: Un-merry millionaire Michelle Obama belly-aching about the burdens and sacrifices of public life with billionaire Oprah Winfrey. "There's nowhere in the world I can go and sit and have a cup... Read More

Meet Candy Carson: The anti-Michelle Obama by Michelle Malkin Creators SyndicateCopyright 2015 After nearly eight years of the East Wing's politics of mope and complain, it's refreshing to see a presidential candidate's spouse who is always smiling. Candy Carson -- wife of GOP 2016 hopeful Dr. Ben Carson, mother of three sons, and grandmother of... Read More

The Return of Obama's Hoax-Spreading Bitter Half by Michelle Malkin Creators SyndicateCopyright 2015 She's baaaaaaaack. And she's maaaaaad. First lady Michelle Obama delivered the commencement address at Tuskegee University last weekend. She'll do it again at Ohio's Oberlin College -- the UC Berkeley of the Midwest, Ground Zero for racial grievance-mongering and fake hate crimes... Read More

Mrs. Obama's Tall Tales of Racialized Victimhood by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2014 Oh, woe is she. In an "exclusive" interview with People magazine this week, first lady Michelle Obama lamented the "sting" of "racist experiences" that she and her husband allegedly still suffer. My message for America's Marie Antoinette? Cry me a river.... Read More

Mrs. Obama's Operation VA Scandal Distraction by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2014 Barack and Michelle Obama are quite the diversionary tag-team. He blames everyone else for his problems. She takes credit for progress on his behalf that he doesn't deserve and distracts public attention from his avalanche of failures with endless feel-good photo-ops. While... Read More

Gwendolyn's BMI report card My daughter Veronica's BMI report card lecture on being too lean The data-mining body monitors in our schools by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2014 Like millions of other American parents, my husband and I received a warning letter from the BMI police last week. Our active, healthy 8th-grade daughter is... Read More

Michelle Obama's control-freak lunch program by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2014 Look out, everyone: The nation's school lunch lady, Michelle Obama, is mad. With her federal nutrition program under fire across the country and now on Capitol Hill, Mrs. Obama put out a "forceful" call to arms this week to "health activists," according to... Read More

My message to girls: Be Bossy! by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2014 A bunch of aggrieved women led by Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg launched a high-profile "public service campaign" this week to "ban" the word "bossy." Sandberg, Beyonce, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham and first lady Michelle Obama have joined femme forces to combat this... Read More

First Crony Michelle Obama's Big Business Bonanza by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2013 While her husband's signature health care law goes up in flames, first lady Michelle Obama is reveling in the success of her East Wing pet project, the "Let's Move" initiative. But ignore the do-gooder dressing. Mrs. Obama doesn't care about your... Read More

In case you needed a refresher course, here's a look at some of the top members of the Hope and Change-minted team that the Beltway reformer-in-chief brought with him four years ago. Barack Obama's Chicago-marinated culture of corruption brought us $16 trillion in debt, trillion-dollar porkulus, Obamacare, and edujobs slush funds, heightened national INsecurity, and... Read More

While her hubby flies around the Hurricane Sandy disaster zone in South Jersey to look presidential and leader-like on the taxpayer's dime, the missus is getting busy urging supporters to "dig a little deeper" and donate money...to the campaign. Michelle -- I know we ask you to do a lot, and I cannot tell you... Read More

First Lady Michelle Obama takes the stage at the DNC in Charlotte tonight. Like the fabulist-in-chief, she will spin many self-contradictory policy tales that simultaneously blame the previous administration for all of her husband's persistent woes while peddling grand fantasies of how much better off America is after sinking further into debt, corruption, and a... Read More

Who will vet the First Lady? It's Michelle vs. Michelle, Round 2. *** Michelle Obama's "Civilian" Act Is Hard To Swallow by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2012 The first lady of the United States is on a whirlwind publicity tour for her hefty new food and gardening book ($30), which the White House hopes... Read More

Obamacare's Patient-Dumping, Privacy-Meddling Scheme by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2012 The stench of Chicago cronyism over the White House just got fouler. Inhale this: A shadowy $10 billion Obamacare agency with zero oversight just awarded first lady Michelle Obama's pet patient-dumping scheme at the University of Chicago Medical Center a $5.9 million taxpayer-funded grant.... Read More

Mr. and Mrs. Cranky Pants by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2012 So, it turns out that the cool cat billed as "No Drama Obama" by his sycophants is actually quite the drama queen. While the White House publicly pretends to ignore conservative detractors of his administration, Chief Touchy-Touchy seems to be personally consumed by... Read More

Michelle Obama's Unsavory School Lunch Flop by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2011 The road to gastric hell is paved with first lady Michelle Obama's Nanny State intentions. Don't take my word for it. School kids in Los Angeles have blown the whistle on the east wing chef-in-chief's healthy lunch diktats. Get your Pepto Bismol... Read More

So this just arrived in my e-mail box tonight from the other Michelle: Michelle -- As I have traveled across the country, I have had the privilege of meeting incredible women from all walks of life. From young women paying their own way through college, to moms working the extra shift to keep food on... Read More

In her latest flexing of federal "Let's Move" muscle, First Lady Michelle Obama has strong-armed several major restaurant chains into re-designing their menus to her exacting healthy standards. Move it or lose it! Michelle Obama said Thursday that a pledge by the Olive Garden and Red Lobster restaurants and their sister chains to serve healthier... Read More

With the approval of First Nutritionist Michelle Obama, McDonald's is getting rid of caramel apple dip, reducing the French fries portion, and adding more apples to its Happy Meals offerings. Mrs. Obama expects more: "McDonald's is making continued progress today by providing more fruit and reducing the calories in its Happy Meals. I've always said... Read More

Photoshop credit: Leo Alberti *** AmeriCorps's favorite scandal-plagued mayor by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2011 Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, FOTO (Friend of the Obamas) A prominent Democratic politician who had been banned from receiving federal aid three years ago over fraud charges is once again raking in government funds from the very same program... Read More

Teach Me How to Dougie! One of the members of the rap group that came up with the 2010 one-hit wonder "Teach Me How to Dougie" died in a drive-by shooting this weekend. He went by the moniker "M-Bone." The First Lady Michelle Obama was recently seen doing the Dougie at a "Let's Move" event... Read More

The busybody hand of Michelle Obama looms large. New target: Jell-O, Fruit Loops, and that evil of evils...Minute Maid Lemonade. Via the NYTimes, meet the war (or rather, kinetic action -- h/t chap) on dyed foods: After staunchly defending the safety of artificial food colorings, the federal government is for the first time publicly reassessing... Read More

Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own... Read More

President Obama just completed a news conference this morning. In sum, he "continues to believe he is right" about job-killing tax hikes; insists, like a Disney automaton, that he is the Captain of the Industries of the Future and will punish "energy sources of the past" (the oil and gas you are presently putting in... Read More

Chicago on the Potomac, Part 99,967 The other new Chicago crony chief of staff by Michelle Malkin Creators Syndicate Copyright 2010 Fun fact: Bill Daley isn't the only new chief of staff in the White House with longtime ties to the Chicago Way. Yep, it's No Windy City Corporate Lawyer Left Behind Week in the... Read More