I noted the growing brouhaha over TSA’s new, invasive security procedures at the airport compared to the agency’s lackadaisical treatment of illegal alien pilots:
The old joke about TSA used to be that it stood for “Thousands standing around.”
Now TSA stands for “Touching sensitive areas.”
Or, to put it more bluntly: “Thousands squeezing asses.”
Reader Wes sent me a link to a few new wardrobe items he’s offering to discourage the homeland security gropers.