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Ew. Just ew. Elliot Spitzer gets all high and mighty over the Sanford scandal. He’s never learned to get off his high horse. Via the NYPost:

There’s a huge difference between what South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford did, and what ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer did. “I didn’t fall in love with any of them,” Spitzer was overheard telling LMDC executive director Avi Schick the other day at Solo in the Sony Building on Madison, where they had the $24 prix-fixe lunch.

Right. He didn’t waste time with gooey love notes. He just handed his prostitutes cold hard cash and willfully broke the law.

Mrs. Spitzer was unavailable for comment.

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Speaking of Ew: A John Edwards sex tape?