Pop singer Crystal Waters did a song many years ago called “She’s Homeless.” The hook went like this: “She’s just like you and me, but she is homeless, she is homeless.”
In D.C., the homeless are just like you and me, and they have cell phones, they have cell phones.
Via Andrew Malcolm, here is one of the homeless cell phone owners snapping a pic of First Lady Michelle Obama — ruining what was supposed to be a sob story photo op of the compassionate Mrs. O catering to the downtrodden.
Some folks are wondering where the cell phone bills get sent.
The answer is obvious: ACORN headquarters.
You know what this reminds me of? Sharon Jasper, the New Orleans “slum dweller” with…the 60-inch TV.
Kathy Shaidle: Yup, there are government programs to give cell phones to the homeless.
The liberals’ argument is that they need cell phones to get jobs.
Do they need Blackberry Pearls?!