Corruptocrat/smear merchant John Murtha wins.
Corruptocrat/bribe freezer William “Cold Cash” Jefferson cruises to victory.
Corruptocrat/convicted criminal Sen. Ted Stevens is in a dead heat and may yet win re-election even as he faces up to five years in prison for seven counts of lying.
If this is the “Change” election, what the hell are these three most miserable miscreants still doing in Congress?
Could the transformational agents of change kindly explain?