I’m trying to stomach the Senate floor “debate” on the trillion-dollar-plus Crap Sandwich — which isn’t a debate at all.

Let me boil it down for you so far: Over the past 45 minutes, I’ve watched GOP Senator after GOP Senator heaping praise on Chris Dodd for his “leadership.”

Unscrupulous borrower Dodd has now taken the floor to cite a Washington Post article quoting some German person urging Americans to support the bailout because he’s innocent and he’s getting hurt by financial uncertainty.

Having cited an Absolute Moral Authority abroad, Dodd has circled back to his “predatory lending” and anti-greed screeds.

Ahem: Crumbling Financial Giants Gave Generously To Dodd

Ahem: Dodd knew since 2003

Ahem: Chris Dodd: Unscrupulous borrower

God save us from bipartisanship.

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Related: IBD is right on…Should Congress be perp-walked?