Fake Greek columns? Check.
Will he be backlit with his famous glowing halo, too?
Who designed the stage, anyway? The Chinese Olympic ceremony planners?
And will the thousands of worshipers kneel before the temple and raise their hands dutifully in the Magical O?
I hope it doesn’t rain. Hope and Change don’t taste as good when they’re soggy.
Snorty-snort-snort-snort. All hail Exurban League’s Spinal Tap-inspired “Parthenon by the Platte” photoshop: