Ooooh. Who cares about Georgia? There’s video of Barack bodysurfing. And photos. So many Oba-licious photos.
Omigod. He is so buff. He is so HAWT. Look at his chest. Look at his arms. Ooooooh. Turn this way, Barry. Mmmmm. No, no, turn around again.
How can the American people not want to put this man in the White House? He body surfs.
He dances. He wears tight jeans. And his chest is so yummy.