Update: It’s noon and I’ve flipped the switch back on. Let there be light!
Today I am going dark.
We’ve turned out the lights at MichelleMalkin.com. Why? To raise awareness of empty awareness-raising gestures by Gulfstream liberals, Google energy hogs, and Gore-worshiping cultists whose DAISNAID (Do as I say, not as I do) environmental alarmist policies would send us back to the Stone Ages.
I urge you to help Raise Awareness of all forms of enviro-nitwit-ism, too, by:
*Cranking up your thermostats.
*Returning your CFLs.
*Purchasing a carbon debit package.
*Informing your local public school teacher of Al Gore’s electric bill before he/she attempts to cram “An Inconvenient Truth” down your kid’s throat.
*Sending your favorite SUV-basher to visit The Concourse of Hypocrisy.
Don’t worry. Lights will come back on at noon. Happy April 1.
Lux et veritas floreant.