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A few days ago, The Hill noted John Kerry’s nasty mocking of Sen. David Vitter’s D.C. Madam-related woes. Kerry was speaking at a Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee fund-raiser last week:

Kerry made light of the situation with a limerick when he spoke at the event, which was held, appropriately enough, in Nantucket, Mass.

“There once was a man named Vitter

Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter

But with stories of women

And all of his sinnin’

He knows his career’s in the — oh, never mind,” Kerry said.

The poem was reported by ABC News on Friday and confirmed to The Hill by a Democratic aide who attended the event.

Lucianne’s rhyming readers have responded with their own verses. A sample:

Reply 13 – Posted by: Mo Gumbo, 7/23/2007 9:22:58 PM

A snawb’ly gaunt eater of pickles,

and his wife, an enjoyer of prickles,

sneer at collegues’ missteps

and hoi polloi schleps

as they pinch inherited nickles.

Reply 14 – Posted by: Ynaught, 7/23/2007 9:31:35 PM

There once was a Bay Stater pol,

Who thought he had married a doll,

When honeymoon ended,

Mr. Kerry lamented,

His doll was a chain with a ball.

So he struck out at Senator Vitter

In a way a that’s as sad as it’s bitter

“cause Teresa’s huge stash

keeps John home counting her cash,

It acts like a big baby-sitter.

Reply 15 – Posted by: southernbygrace, 7/23/2007 9:38:09 PM

There once was a phony named Jawn

Who almost sailed in on a con

He thought he was shifty

But got beached by the Swifty

Now lives as the Gigolo Mon

Reply 21 – Posted by: southernbygrace, 7/23/2007 9:57:03 PM

There once was a strange Gigolo

Who married and married for dough

He made up a war story

Puffed it up for his glory

But won’t sign his own one eight oh

Reply 29 – Posted by: Blackeagle, 7/23/2007 10:23:49 PM

A horse-faced young man served in Nam,

Whose war record turned out to be sham.

When confronted with fact,

He swiftly attacked,

‘’I say, don’t you know who I am?’’

Keep scrolling. Great stuff.

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More!

Hot Air’s wordsmiths were busy composing a few days ago:

There once was a man named Lurch

Whose comrades in arms he’d besmirch

His future was bright

The election was tight

Til Swift Boaters did their research

(Republished from MichelleMalkin.com by permission of author or representative)
 
• Category: Ideology • Tags: John Kerry