Mark Steyn whacks the girlie men of Europe and America upside the head, including the author of this wussy article in Foreign Policy proudly touting the European Union as “T he Metrosexual Superpower.”
On a similar note, blogger Jennifer Martinez calls on real men to rise up and revolt against the metrosexuals:
Ok folks, I have had it. I’ve taken all I can stand and I can’t stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like “style” and “feng shui.” Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, trans-sexual, metrosexual, non sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual-bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!
Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell “ENOUGH!” I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture wars, the Retrosexual movement…
The rest of her rousing “Retrosexual Code” is here.
Update: Turns out the author of the Retrosexual Code is Grau Magus, whose anti-metrosexual manifesto has been spreading across the Internet like David Beckham’s spilt nail polish. You go, man!