You know what I always say: It never ends.

The Cartoon Jihad of the Religion of Perpetual Outrage never ends.

Our latest conflagration has Egyptian (of course) sharia-enforcers (dubbed “conservatives” by BBC dhimmis) in a frenzy over a Coptic Christian businessman’s tweet of what they consider a lewd photo. The offending photo was…a joke image of Disney’s Mickey and Minnie Mouse in Muslim garb. As usual, few Western media outlets have the balls to show the images, which have floated around the Internet for years (see Minnie in a niqab above).

The businessman has apologized (of course), but the pretext is set — and you can be sure to expect the usual round of fatwas, protests, riots, and jihadi plots.

Naguib Sawiris has apologised for what he said was “joke” that was not meant to be taken seriously. The cartoons had been widely circulated already on the internet.

But 60,000 people have already signed up to Facebook pages condemning him, while 15 lawyers from the Salafi movement, a purist Islamic sect that has been rising in influence in Egypt in recent years, have petitioned the prosecutor general to take a case against him for insulting religion.

Humor at Islam’s expense? Allah must be avenged!

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Not a joke: BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM.

Remember?

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Just so we have things clear, tweeting gag photos of Muslim Mickey and Minnie is an insult to Islam, but turning Mickey Mouse into a Jew-bashing, terror-inciting children’s propaganda tool for Hamas is a-ok!

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Bonus Mickey Mouse-bashing Saudi cleric video:

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By the way: Senior Leader of Al Qaeda Group Captured While Dressed as Woman

senior leader of an Al Qaeda-linked terror group has been captured in northern Afghanistan dressed up like a woman — the latest in a recent series of cases involving male militants disguised as females, the U.S.-led military coalition said Tuesday.

A joint Afghan and coalition force apprehended a senior figure from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan and two of his associates during a nighttime operation Monday in Kunduz city, NATO said.

…”The leader attempted to disguise himself as a female by wearing a burqa, which is an all-enveloping cloak worn by some Muslim women,” the coalition said in a statement. “In the last two months there have been several instances of targeted males wearing burqas in attempts to disguise themselves in order not to be caught by Afghan-led forces.”