Oh, dear. Democrat Rep. Hank Johnson apparently believes Guam is going to “tip over” from overpopulation and “capsize.” Snort-inducing moment: The response from Adm. Robert Willard, commander of the Navy’s Pacific Fleet, who pauses ever so slightly before politely informing Johnson that “we don’t anticipate that.”

Instant classic:

Taking bets: How long before race hustler Rep. Johnson cries “RAAACISM!” to deflect questions about his sanity and mental fitness for office?