Steve Hayes has the scoop on how “the Obama Justice Department has quietly ordered FBI agents to read Miranda rights to high value detainees captured and held at U.S. detention facilities in Afghanistan,” according to GOP Representative Mike Rogers, “who recently met with military, intelligence and law enforcement officials on a fact-finding trip to Afghanistan.”

Andy McCarthy says “I told you so.”

Our brilliant friends at The People’s Cube weigh in here and here with a photoshop that is worth thousands of words on the surreal, new world for jihadists. First, Miranda rights. Next, toothbrushes and teddy bears! Meanwhile, al Qaeda snickers: