I’m sure you’ve seen the spate of stories about all the big media stars who will be accompanying Barack Obama on his world tour next week. Katie, Brian, Charlie, blah, blah, blah. Looks like a grand circus in the making.

What can we expect? Well, we’ve seen it before. And I’m sure we’ll see it again. The oooh-hing. The aaaah-ing. The oooooo-gling. Remember?

Don’t forget to pack the smelling salts!