I did a quickie little Barack-n-roll video mash-up with cameos from the Fab Four’s swooning friends. Is there a paramedic in the house?

Yes, you heard right. The Soul-Fixer is also a nutritionist. Obama’s instant diagnosis for the sufferers of chronic campaign fainting syndrome:

“You probably didn’t eat lunch. That’s the problem.”

I’m sure the desperate Clintonistas will be checking to see if he cribbed that from Deval Patrick, too.