They simply cannot stop parodying themselves. From the “Northwest Progressive Institute” blog (and yes, it is for real) in response to the NYC pipe blast yesterday:

Regrettable accidents like this could be prevented if we spent our money on actual needs – like maintaining and enhancing our infrastructure instead of launching preemptive attacks against other countries and overextending the military force that is supposed to protect the people of this country, not incite more angry feelings toward America by serving as the de facto police force in another nation whose people do not want us there.

Hat tip: Orbusmax.