Today I have been granted the GREAT OPPORTUNITY and PRIVILEGE of serving Russia and President PUTIN as guinea pig for Gam-COVID-Vac, that is, the SPUTNIK V vaccine.
Accounting for Phase I-II participants, I calculated I’m the 503rd person in the world (officially) testing it, out of perhaps hundreds of millions to come.
Assuming, that is, that I actually got the
chip vaccine. Of the 40,000 people that are to participate in Phase III, which is limited to Muscovites who pass the requisite health screening, a quarter will receive a placebo. I will find out in around 42 days.