Volodymyr Zelenskiy, the comedian who last week won Ukraine’s presidential election, has dismissed an offer by Vladimir Putin to provide passports to Ukrainians and pledged instead to grant citizenship to Russians who “suffer” under the Kremlin’s rule.
I take back everything bad I ever wrote about Zelensky – not when it emerges that he is my faithful reader!
Ukraine needs to make a powerful countermove. Give Ukrainian citizenship to all Russians!
— «««Апат🦠lу "Papa Nurgle Respecter" Каrliп»»» (@akarlin88) April 27, 2019
I strongly approve of the Ukraine giving out passports to Russians. No oppressed Russian should be denied the opportunity to participate in Ukraine’s vibrant democracy.
Having proven their democratic and freedom-loving credentials by willingly assuming Ukrainian citizenship, the Ukraine must then also take the requisite steps to allow them to easily vote in Ukrainian elections. They must open polling stations in Russia to service their new loyal citizens.
As a long-suffering political victim of the Putler regime, I am willing to take up the duties of Ukrainian citizenship and so are millions of other Russian nationalists!
Can't wait to get mine! Famously, you can't have dual-citizenship in Ukraine, but tripple-citizenship is fine (funniest legal argument in the world, won by Kolomoysky). Given my Ukrainian ancestry, I'd totally qualify. https://t.co/J3nKV1Bpeu
— 🇷🇺 «««Враждебный Варяг»»» 🇷🇺 (@vilevarangian) April 28, 2019