Didn't Young Kim used to be a black rapper? All this transgender & transracial stuff is getting out of hand if you ask me. https://t.co/V1aNF7g8gz
— Steve Sailer (@Steve_Sailer) November 8, 2018
Of course, this being California, where government officials haven’t heard about computers yet, who knows when the vote tally will be final. I hear there is still a mule train of ballots en route from the Seven Cities of Cibola.
Also, ballots with write-ins cast in extinct languages, such as Pictish, Etruscan, Crimean Gothic, Punic, Hunnic, and Guanche, plus several unidentified scripts, remain to be translated.
Moreover, the state election board is currently bidding on an Ebay auction for a cherry 1971 eight-track player on which they hope to play the cassette submitted by an illiterate Swiss cowherd who yodeled his vote in Romansch.
Update: Actually, I was confusing Young Kim with Lil Wayne:
Young Kim –> Lil’ Kim –> Lil Wayne
Also Young Kim –> Young Thug, Young Jeezy, and Young Greatness, who just came to a completely nonstereotypical demise: shot at a waffle house.
Commenter TheMediumIsTheMassage points out that lately Lil’ Kim has been transitioning into a blonde Asian (or perhaps a Siamese cat), so I wasn’t too far off: