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A trendy solution might be to give the harassing African men puberty blockers.

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  1. The priority is Mom righteously and angrily asking why her daughter Hanna’s friends are being #halalled and #blacked by a bunch of African savages who have no business being in her civilized European country and demanding her government to give her and her family and her town and her country the protection that they are bound by blood and covenant to provide.

  2. A trendy solution might be to give the harassing African men puberty blockers.

    Only if their divorced mothers demand them.

    • Replies: @Kronos
    , @Prester John
  3. RAN asks: “What’s the priority in terms of addressing this case?” Choices given:

    • Change the narrative
    • Engage with Hanna
    • Help Hanna’s mother
    • Mobilise community

    It appears the unnamed “far right extremist group” is already doing all of the above—except helping Hanna’s mother, who may be beyond help.

  4. Kronos says:
    @Laurence Whelk

    Hey, it worked in the Ottoman Empire. (Though they believed in a more “permanent” approach.

  5. Lot says:

    Hanna is Case Study #2.

    #1 is Johann, a 23 year old white male, who during a 37 second video we learn is a low IQ, lower socioeconomic class, autistic, drug addicted, repeat criminal.

    Watch out!

  6. Obviously, Hannah needs a niqab.

  7. @Jenner Ickham Errican

    Coincidentally, the trailer for the movie Hanna could be read as the atavistic spirit of Europe fighting back against the contemporary globalist power structure.

    • Replies: @Screwtape
    , @Neoconned
  8. danand says:

    Hanna’s mother may find a solution via a subscription to the E! network. Hanna would then have access to episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians; which could both help to ease her fears, and show her a better path. Near the end of this clip Kanye tells James that he wants a create a total of seven children with Kim. Good on him:

  9. El Dato says:

    Are we talking “Alternative für Deutschland” / PEGIDA far-right or “Azov Battalion” far-right? Is important!

    What’s that? The latter is ok? Oh, okay!

    Meanwhile, Hanna is podcasting from Sweden:

  10. Everyone knows that good girls only join groups like ISIS.

  11. A trendy solution might be to give the harassing African men puberty blockers.

    They deserve the old-fashioned way:

    Happy Halloween

    • Replies: @Twodees Partain
  12. Barbera be like “When something is wrong with Hanna, something is wrong with me.”

  13. Better prepare fireproof bunkers for your families. Stupid this thick has to burn itself out. When it’s over (and the smoke has cleared), you’ll have to start from scratch establishing national boundaries, form of government, etc. I probably won’t survive the journey through the wilderness of stupid as I have already attained geezerhood. But I can still fantasize about the paradise of not-nearly-so-stupid-as-before.

    • Agree: Achmed E. Newman
    • Replies: @Neoconned
  14. Maybe Hanna needs to bring some of the female members of RAN with her when she goes past the migrant areas? Of course, those women might consider that looking for a date.

  15. No option 5? “Deport the migrants.”

  16. See, this is another reason that even the ctrl-left should understand we need fathers at home, right? Right? Really, if it were that easy to recruit young cute girls to the “far-right”. the far-right would have control of the Presidency and both houses of Congress by now. Right now, we just have Goldy and what’s that other chick’s name?

    No, I think that Hanna TOLD her Mom this story about her 47 y/o old “white” boyfriend being a far-right political recruiter when he WAS, in fact, a Pakistani Moslem who started off giving her Lady Gaga videos and a free iPhone and moved on to having her stay in a paid-for apartment to have sex with 15 Moslem customers each day. Free falafel, so …Teenage girls don’t always tell the truth to their Mums.

    Now, make the REAL video. I dare you!

  17. @El Dato

    Hanna’s inSanna, but Greta’s no betta. Greta is a walking, talking public service announcement against human trafficking. The Globalists should hate her.

  18. This is some serious Orwellian shit, though, probably paid for by working Brits’ tax dollars*. Just turn the truth around 180 degrees and broadcast it out to the public. They won’t believe it over their own lying eyes, but that’s not the point. It’s so much fun degrading them like this, knowing they have to listen to the lies, while the truth is that they are being replaced, and in the meantime held out to the Moslems for prostitution, taxed into poverty, taken by the state for indoctrination by age 5, and told they must not protest under penalty of law. 1984 is here – late, but with more and improved TECH.


    * Yet, they voted in the Socialism, so I can’t say that most don’t deserve it.

  19. Stogumber says:

    The trailer leads us to assume that there is indeed something like harassment by African men and that it may even be a reason for rightwing radicalisation.
    Admittedly, they stop just before crimethink, but nevertheless some people will get the wrong ideas …

    • Replies: @bomag
  20. eah says:

    In Nov, another 220 Africans will be flown directly to Germany from Africa for “permanent resettlement”.

    Die Bundesregierung will Mitte November wieder einmal 220 „Flüchtlinge“ aus Afrika mit einem Charterflug nach Deutschland holen.

    Since Salvini left the Italian government, “rescue” ships are again being given permission to dock in Italian harbors — the numbers are rising rapidly.

    • Replies: @Prester John
    , @El Dato
    , @J.Ross
  21. Ano says:

    Dear RANEurope,
    European governing elites already priority addressed this case (and the many many others), by providing these ‘migrant’ men with cartoon manuals providing tips/advice on how to romantically woo young European women like Hanna.
    Problem solved!
    Governments of Western Europe

    Dear Hanna’s mother,
    Here’s the link. Please ask Hanna to hand it out to the next group of African Don Juans she encounters.
    But if she refuses, we’re happy to jail her.
    Problem solved!
    Governments of Western Europe

  22. They left out the only correct option, which is of course to force Hanna to build a holocaust museum.

  23. Change the narrative! The African men were trying to engage with Hanna in the only way they knew. Hanna needs to embrace diverse cultural expressions.

  24. Pogroms… erm, I mean, “mobilize community.”

    • Agree: Tusk
    • Replies: @bomag
  25. Kyle says:

    “ A trendy solution might be to give the harassing African men puberty blockers.”

    That hasn’t turned out great in other cases.

  26. “A trendy solution might be to give the harassing African men puberty blockers.”

    Castration might be an effective puberty blocker. Deportation might help too.

  27. @El Dato

    “Jellybean Gen” has obviously done some time in a U.S. high or “middle” school. The bull’s ring detracts from the seriousness of her message, but maybe that distraction is deliberate. At least her balloon-with-anchor tattoo is covered up.

    • Replies: @danand
  28. @Buzz Mohawk

    For the animal husbandry deprived, that is a photo of a bloodless castrator.

  29. Anon[163] • Disclaimer says:

    This falls under the category tc;dr … too cryptic, didn’t read.

  30. bomag says:

    I’m thinking Hanna is even MORE likely to join a protective group after being hectored by agents of GloboHomo.

  31. bomag says:
    @Anatoly Karlin

    That’s really it.

    The future belongs to those who defend themselves.

  32. The answer is “Mobilize the community”, obviously…

  33. AKAHorace says:

    I was sniggering at the earnest, concerned voice of the narrator until she said that Hannahs mother informed the community police about her daughters beliefs. Scary.

  34. @Lot

    Yes, Lot, that’s why I feel very uncomfortable walking with my family anywhere around IT guys. We usually will cross over to the other side of the aisle between the cubicles. Yes, I know it’s nerdist, but I’ve been woken up by these adverts, as the Brits call them.

    I’ve never seen any adverts yet about any problems with Moslems or black guys so, I don’t see a problem with me and my family walking anywhere we want around London when we visit. Thank Heaven they are keeping us informed like this!

  35. countenance says: • Website

    What’s the priority in terms of addressing this case?

    Sane people would see to it that the African men are deported, and that the white politicians or bureaucrats who let them in become total social pariahs.

    RAN, however, will probably settle in on reminding Hanna about how much white privilege she has, and that a century ago, her ancestors colonized Africa.

  36. @Laurence Whelk

    That assumes they were married in the first place. Diogenes with his lamp would have a hard time finding one.

  37. @eah

    Leb wohl Deutschland!!

    Und auch Italien!

  38. El Dato says:

    Good! European pension payouts are now secured!!

  39. danand says:
    @Reg Cæsar

    “The bull’s ring detracts from the seriousness of her message, but maybe that distraction is deliberate.”

    Cæsar, be gentle, it’s not her fault that she was weaned too early.

    “A nose ring is a ring made of metal designed to be installed through the nasal septum of pigs(to prevent them from rooting) as well as domestic cattle, usually bulls. In pigs, nose rings are alternatively pierced through the rim of the nose. Nose rings are often required for bulls when exhibited at agricultural shows. There is a clip-on ring design used for controlling and directing cattle for handling. Nose rings are used to encourage the weaning of young calves by discouraging them from suckling.”

    “Rooting, similar to a cat’s kneading, rooting is found comforting, first happens when they are born in order to obtain their mother’s milk, and can become a habitual, obsessive behavior which is most prominent in animals weaned too early.”


    • Replies: @Hypnotoad666
  40. @Jenner Ickham Errican

    They left out the best choice: “Hannah should take pride in herself, connect with her community, join the network, start dating the cute alt-right kid, and get based.”

    They make the “far right” crowd sound way more fun and interesting than the alternative — which is apparently to be a depressed, harassed, conformist, working class drone in a generic European city.

  41. Screwtape says:
    @Jenner Ickham Errican

    I dunno. In the TV series Hanna, she hands her virginity to an older African man by the third or fourth episode. Her age is somewhat ambiguous but she is far from 18.

    And she does so with a disturbing level of emotional distance and rote animal indulgence that would make the most sex-pozz empowered Tinderella proud.

    This act is supposed to be a reflection of her unique design and rearing, but it is ‘interesting’ that of all the possible sexual pairings and situations, even perhaps some exploratory lesbian fling with her first and only female friend, they present the african-super blonde/blue coupling.

    • Replies: @Jenner Ickham Errican
  42. @danand

    Who gets the job of piercing the nose of an 1800 lb bull?

    • Replies: @Reg Cæsar
  43. @Lot

    He sounds perfect for Antifa.

    • Replies: @Lot
  44. Neoconned says:
    @Jenner Ickham Errican

    Very underrated film…..and as I recall when I saw it in 2011 in the theater…..i was 1 of the few to watch it. Weird CIA flick.

    Somebody told me there’s a spin off on Hulu or something.

  45. J.Ross says:

    It takes a village of leftist idiots to make Nicholas Cage’s character in FaceOff the more responsible parenting option.

  46. J.Ross says:

    Do Europeans have no explosives? They can get infinite quantities of powerful acids but nothing for a tree stump?

  47. Neoconned says:
    @miss marple

    I have a kid now, thats the only thing that horrifies me.

    The billion plus African invasion Steves been telling us about will probably be kicking in the sh**house door just as I’m clocking out at around age 80 or so….

    Im thinking about retiring to New Zealand though or Japan, if they’ll have me.

    At least there its low crime and reasonable immigration policies. And like in NZ the worst I have to worry about is Asian immigration…..i for 1 can live with that and die in peace. As for America and Africa and Europe, it will be consumed by the locusts and they will strip every field and forest bare.

  48. @Hypnotoad666

    Who gets the job of piercing the nose of an 1800 lb bull?

    Not the guy who castrated him, I hope!

    • Replies: @Anonymous
  49. Ragno says:

    You can harumph all you like about the seeds being planted 20 or 50 or 100 years ago; it still doesn’t change the fact that the bottom dropped out and The Great Unraveling Of Everything At Once initialized not with Trump’s first term, but Obama’s second.

    It may have been the quietest declaration of war in history, but like it or not it happened – and it’s changed the whole point and purpose of national elections from a spirited contest to try and get your guy in, to a desperate, near-existential tooth-and-nail struggle to keep their guy ….and the Orwellian boot looming over us…..out.

    For that, you can certainly thank Jeff Bezos and Carlos Slim, who seized control of the Washington Post and the NY Times during this period, spearheading the new, blatantly-adversarial relationship between corporate media and America, her people, and her fast-vanishing way of life.

  50. @Screwtape

    I dunno. In the TV series Hanna …

    Right. That’s why I specified the movie trailer.

  51. Lot says:

    He does have that pale sickly-thin antifa look to him.

  52. The choices appear to be limited.

  53. Glaivester says: • Website

    Getting sardonic in my middle age.

  54. Anonymous[385] • Disclaimer says:
    @Reg Cæsar

    He wouldn’t be a bull if he was castrated, he’d be a steer.

    • Replies: @Reg Cæsar
    , @Autochthon
  55. @Anonymous

    That’s worse. He’d be awfully pissed at the one who tried.

  56. @Anonymous

    He would not be a bull if he were castrated.

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