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https://youtu.be/y8fQ5tzH12Y?t=1h27m40s
Labor Day is the traditional kickoff of the full-scale Presidential campaign. Is Hillary tanned, rested, and ready?
She walks up the steps well but then …
I know my allergies always trigger coughing fits so bad I can hardly talk for 5 minutes. Nothing to see here!
Otherwise your observation is irrelevant.
Where is the compassion and love for this poor woman, who in her eagerness to bust the glass ceiling cherry for all wymmynne in politics heroically does epic battle with her allergies to light, air, sound, and the demon she swallowed when she married Slick?
Part of the problem with campaigning and meeting so many people is that you have a good chance of being exposed to every germ in the known universe.
Fingers crossed that it’s tuberculosis from one of her vibrant migrants. Heh.
Coughing that persists for months can also be a sign of an undiagnosed heart problem.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2016/04/what_caused_haiti_s_cholera_epidemic_the_cdc_s_museum_knows_but_won_t_say.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top
http://www.heartfailurematters.org/en_GB/Warning-signs/Cough
2016TRUMP/Pence/Fence
She did not look good going up the steps, firmly grasping the rail and using her arm strength to hoist herself up the steps. Then the coughing…..
Her ever widening load was minimally draped which was oh so bold.
Meh. Lots of people would find it hard to talk that much to that many audiences catching that many germs for so many months without coughing. Especially at age 70.
She seems to handle it with reasonable grace.
I’m sure she’ll be a competent president.
She has spent her time fund raising and, I suspect, talking quite a bit to people face to face, which should not have caused her hoarseness.
This is something that was with her even before she started campaigning in earnest last year.
Silence you peasants! Comrade Hillary is the healthiest woman in the world. She has the strength of ten men. We must defeat the capitalist running dog Trump and his lumpen proletariat followers. All Hail Comrade Hillary, supreme ruler of the revolution!
https://youtu.be/z0CbePwxbD8
Recommended SS nickname for HRC, Ms Coffee.
...none of which can be repeated in polite company. They absolutely hate her, because she has always treated them, and anyone in a martial role, like shit.
Here's hoping the coughing gets worse and the fat continues to pile on.
I laugh when I realize that the only thing now standing at the gate between us and our masters is a sick, drunk old lady.
Also linked at Drudge, check out this either boozed, high, drugged, ….. stepford-wifesque performance, her first “press conference” in several months.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/09/05/clinton_takes_questions_from_press_how_was_your_labor_day_weekend_are_you_ready.html
I’ll bet it took her half the day to prepare for both her speech and “press conference”. Lots of injection, hydration, massage, tutoring, acupuncture, whatever. She is a mess. Something is wrong with Hillary.
No, let me explain. Every Friday evening after work Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week. (Burns is on a conveyor belt) First Mr. Burns' chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer his eye drops, pain killers, and a vocal cord straightening.
DR. NICK
Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. (Holds up huge instrument) Till I jam this down your throat!
The wealthy are connected always have a Dr Nick to get them over the rough patches!
…
If you compare Clinton’s debate performances with her public appearances, it becomes somewhat more plausible that her medical retainers have Hillary pumped up on some pharmaceutical palliative or anodyne during the former. Not much different from the Kennedy situation, now that I think about it.
Dayum.
If just talking about Donald Trump triggers this type coughing fit, odds are she’ll hock up a Smurf when he’s actually on the debate stage with her.
She’ll be your huckleberry.
Or maybe she got cholera from a UN force. Apparently, according to this slate article, UN troops from Nepal are the cause of introducing cholera to Haiti for the first time, killing thousands, and have tried to cover it up with help from the CDC.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2016/04/what_caused_haiti_s_cholera_epidemic_the_cdc_s_museum_knows_but_won_t_say.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top
Interesting otherwise.
Hillary was up on stage 20 minutes. This event was pretty stressful so she will be in recovery mode until Friday. When is her next fundraiser?
Hillary Clinton’s scheduled events:
https://hillaryspeeches.com/scheduled-events/
Her next scheduled appearance and speech is tomorrow in Tampa Fl. Lets see if she bugs out.
September 6, 2016
Tampa, Florida
Rally
Hillary Clinton
Julian Assange needs to drop one his leaks now.
Why are all the cellphone screens black? Hillary’s entry music doesn’t sound very optimistic.
If you dont get the joke:
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-used-green-screen-to-make-a-fake-crowd-in-nevada/
That music ... I presume they play music to cover up how few people are clapping for her (not wholly her fault due to all the people smartphoning her entrance) ... but with all of her pop star supporters, couldn't they have got permission for something more rousing? It's a Labor Day rally, so maybe "Born in the USA."
Oh, wait, "Born in the USA" would be nativist.
Strike that ...
Tis true:
http://www.heartfailurematters.org/en_GB/Warning-signs/Cough
If only Woodrow Wilson had thought of that: “Anytime I think about the Hun, I have to lie down in a dark room and be very still.”
Chairman Mao Zedong swam the Yangtze to show he was still fit enough to lead. He was 69 years old. Hillary should do the same. Go on an historic swim.
I was amused by this bit in a previous Jim Goad piece over at Taki’s Magazine:
http://takimag.com/article/getting_the_alt_right_wrong_jim_goad/print#axzz4JQHOHc1B
Of course, the coughing fits could trigger a stroke with her brain being shaken around like that.
I’ve seen comrade Hillary open a pickle jar with her bare hands! You lumpen proles are all guilty of hate speech for questioning our dear leader. You will join Dr Drew in the Gulag if this insolence continues.
She almost says “Oh hi Mark!” after losing her train of thought, apparently channelling Tommy Wiseau.
W.’s body man always had a squirt of Purell waiting for him after he shook someone’s hand. Wonder if Hillary has that.
Bill Clinton did a similar thing after working a greeting line.
Perhaps, someday, medical researchers will identify presidential candidates as the incubators of anti-septic resistant germs.
This is going to be really hard for the media to ignore. She may need to see Dr. Kervorkian so the Democrats have time to pick a new candidate.
The episodic coughing fits could be something as simple as asthma, though this would usually be controllable fairly easily with medication.
More interesting is to try to tie this in with the video of her involuntary head / eye movements . She didn’t lose consciousness. Don’t think was seizure. Both involuntary cough and movements could be sequelae of past brain trauma, which we know was signicant enough to cause transient double vision requiring prisms. Also has history of transverse sinus thrombosis (pretty rare)and is almost certainly on anticoagulation for good . The key question is how impaired is she. The public deserves to see her medical records.
It would be interesting if this happened during debates. The episodes seem to be poorly controlled. I am sure her handlers don’t want these to ever happen, but they still do. Today’s was particularly bad.
Jeez. What did those Russians DO to her?
OT: French author Ghislain Gilberti and his 11 year-old son were stomped by mohammedans angry about a passage in one of Gilberti’s policiers.
https://www.facebook.com/ringeditions/posts/1169738029753247:0#
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/09/05/filthy-white-antifa-writer-beaten/
If you dont get the joke:
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-used-green-screen-to-make-a-fake-crowd-in-nevada/
“Hillary’s entry music doesn’t sound very optimistic.”
That music … I presume they play music to cover up how few people are clapping for her (not wholly her fault due to all the people smartphoning her entrance) … but with all of her pop star supporters, couldn’t they have got permission for something more rousing? It’s a Labor Day rally, so maybe “Born in the USA.”
Oh, wait, “Born in the USA” would be nativist.
Strike that …
Avoids a takedown order from the record labels or your political enemies.
She hasn’t talked to “audiences” as we think of them in weeks.
She has spent her time fund raising and, I suspect, talking quite a bit to people face to face, which should not have caused her hoarseness.
This is something that was with her even before she started campaigning in earnest last year.
Famous mental case (and Obama White House invitee) Dan Savage literally tried to give Gary Bauer a disease by licking doorknobs he thought the candidate would touch: http://www.salon.com/2000/01/25/savage_3/.
Bear in mind this story was big celebratory news back in the day amongst the Left, and this sick puppy (heh) still got into the White House.
So it’s not out of the question that some deranged loony lefty could try to exact germ warfare on Clinton as payback for her stealing the election from Commie Bernie and being all pro-Goldman Sachs. Heck, it could be Dan Savage again.
Now, germ warfare/disease warfare against an individual political candidate is probably attempted more regularly than we imagine. Putin’s killed a few opponents via radiation poisoning, and may have used it to give a certain vice-president’s adult son a bizarre, rare, and terminal case of brain cancer—that same vice president whose family is heavily involved in Eastern European oil and gas ventures. And I can’t also help but think of the CIA’s famous crazy plots to give Castro exploding cigars and exploding seashells—think they just stopped at that?
Kings and leaders throughout history had professional servants whose job it was to taste the food before the king ate it—to make sure it wasn’t poisoned. We haven’t really gotten beyond those times, just updated the ways we get the sickness to the leader.
That’s not to excuse Herr Hillary or her massive mental problems, which she should fully disclose but won’t.
http://www.heartfailurematters.org/en_GB/Warning-signs/Cough
My 14 year old dog has been coughing like this for 2.5 years. The only thing keeping him alive are expensive vasodilators and hypertension drugs. He has an enlarged heart that compresses his trachea. My bet would be she’s got the same thing.
What breed of dog, if I might ask?
And I hope the good little fellow is well, considering.
Dr. Kev, he dead.
>>Not much different from the Kennedy situation, now that I think about it.
Except, Hillary is 30 years older than JFK was when he ran. Youth can get one through illness, but doubtful whether JFK would have lived to reach 70. Hillary is ill, very ill.
Does she have the discipline not to speak to save her voice when she’s not on stage?
I don’t think so.
Hillary’s coughing jag is due to three factors:
1- Trump has her rattled and she knows he will pounce on her ill health again and again. Trump has raised her anxiety level and made her a nervous wreck. The Docs load her with tranquilizers before her lucrative fund raising appearances.
2-She has gotten away with lying in her easy breezy, dismissive way and it’s finally catching up with her via karma (or whatever you want to call it)
3- Rotten health starting with her thyroid and her concussion.
If you dont get the joke:
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-used-green-screen-to-make-a-fake-crowd-in-nevada/
It was a downer….lol. I suspect this music was not heard at the rally but was inserted into the broadcast by some low level techie.
My dear EriK, let me counterpropose this one: Rasp-Ail.
Yeltsin would show up drunk at political rallies, the oligarchs had no problem in keeping him in power, I don’t think any medical condition will keep her from being selected for the people. I have come across stories of politicians that died but still won their election, I think that should Hillary die before the election that she would still win (is there anything in the US constitution that clearly states the president has to be alive to voted in ?).
(Croak)
“Every time I…”
(Gasp!)
“Think of Trump, I…”
(Wheeze)
“Get allergic…”
Zing!!
I’m leaning towards the possibility of total demonic possession. Someone ought to give her the holy water test before it’s too late.
In the absence of detailed explanation offered by neutral party of these episodes(which we will never get), it is reasonable and prudent to assume she is unfit to serve .
Off Topic (and/or, On Topic):
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/revolution-against-rich-parasites-at-utopian-burning-man-festiva/
More interesting is to try to tie this in with the video of her involuntary head / eye movements . She didn't lose consciousness. Don't think was seizure. Both involuntary cough and movements could be sequelae of past brain trauma, which we know was signicant enough to cause transient double vision requiring prisms. Also has history of transverse sinus thrombosis (pretty rare)and is almost certainly on anticoagulation for good . The key question is how impaired is she. The public deserves to see her medical records.
It would be interesting if this happened during debates. The episodes seem to be poorly controlled. I am sure her handlers don't want these to ever happen, but they still do. Today's was particularly bad.
I am quite optimistic that in such a situation Trump would show his gentleman training and be polite. Such an incidence during a debate could bring him millions of votes.
I figured it's just a matter of time before she plays the Disabled Minority card along with Female Minority. Another glass ceiling broken!
Didn’t I tell you guys that by September or so that Trump would be running effectively unopposed?
That day is here, ta da! Clinton is irrelevant and sick, not only unable to retake the initiative, but unable to even respond to Trump’s moves. Witness the feeble Am Legion speech with stringy, dirty hair or recent bouts of coughing fits.
In addition to all the other stuff leaking out of Clinton camp, scandal, corruption, illness, deceit, drip, drip drip.
Trump is already making big moves to peel off Black vote. Count on him targeting, effectively, a few more key D constituencies in this realigning election.
Just make sure you don’t get overconfident and decide not to vote, that part is important. But other than that, not much to see between now and November. Well, plenty to see, probably, but won’t change the outcome.
Clinton’s campaign is, in the word’s of Nixon, a pitiful, helpless giant. Extending the analogy, Clinton’s campaign is from the past, seeking to fight a set piece battle against a foe using similar tactics/worldview. Unfortunately, her foe introduced a new style of warfare.
p.s. Scott Adams was interesting/insightful earlier in the campaign, but he’s lost it now and is just attempting to phone it in.
What are these facts you speak of?
For Clinton’s swim: the Styx is lovely this time of year.
Has Hillary ever been seen in the same room with Hercules?
Damn, I just love reading the speculation over which disease process is killing Hillary. No homo.
The thing I’ve wondered about is whether anybody on the Hillary side has ever offered up a non-stupid explanation of her coughing fits–obviously the Trump allergy is stupid, and it’s not the first time she’s used it, I’m pretty sure.
How can she get away with not explaining this?
Nobody believes me when I say it, but I remember from my youth that we once had this thing called the press, which would demand answers to such obvious questions.
If you had mysterious coughing fits as often as she does, wouldn't you have a semi-snappy line ready for when it happens?
And besides. You know Hillary fans are. It doesn't take that much to convince them that she DESTROYED or EVISCERATED a Republican.
Where can I see just the naughty bits ? Did someone boil that crap down?
Hillary has repulsed me on every possible level for over 20 years. I never dreamed that speculating about her squat sexless body would prove so stimulating and even satisfying.
Yes, truly she is the Sun of the Nation, Leader of Progressive Humankind, Guiding Star of the 21st Century, Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradeship, Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander, Invincible and Triumphant General, and Great Woman Who Descended From Heaven. Moreover, she is Her Excellency President for Life, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the Middle East in General and Libya in Particular. She is the Mother of All Twins, Cook With All the Firewood, Queen Termite Hillary Clinton!
Look at Kaine’s grin.
How can she get away with not explaining this?
Nobody believes me when I say it, but I remember from my youth that we once had this thing called the press, which would demand answers to such obvious questions.
obviously the Trump allergy is stupid, and it’s not the first time she’s used it, I’m pretty sure.
If you had mysterious coughing fits as often as she does, wouldn’t you have a semi-snappy line ready for when it happens?
And besides. You know Hillary fans are. It doesn’t take that much to convince them that she DESTROYED or EVISCERATED a Republican.
seems like a totally unforced error. To be coughing right at the start of her speech. Is there a lozenge or throat spray that can be administered right before she goes on stage?
That music ... I presume they play music to cover up how few people are clapping for her (not wholly her fault due to all the people smartphoning her entrance) ... but with all of her pop star supporters, couldn't they have got permission for something more rousing? It's a Labor Day rally, so maybe "Born in the USA."
Oh, wait, "Born in the USA" would be nativist.
Strike that ...
She could go with “Everything’s Free in America” from West Side Story.
And apparently the coughing continued on her plane trip afterwards:
20 minutes of questions.
Was any of them: What’s going on with your coughing — seriously?
Notice also that this hack reporter simply repeats, as if she fully accepts it to be true, the claim that Hillary’s coughing was due to “allergies”.
Is Donald Trump sitting in front of his TV doing that Darth Vader hand gesture when this happens?
SMITHERS
No, let me explain. Every Friday evening after work Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week. (Burns is on a conveyor belt) First Mr. Burns’ chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer his eye drops, pain killers, and a vocal cord straightening.
DR. NICK
Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing. (Holds up huge instrument) Till I jam this down your throat!
The wealthy are connected always have a Dr Nick to get them over the rough patches!
You mean Huma will be a competent president, right?
Heh! Darth Trump, I like it!
http://www.heartfailurematters.org/en_GB/Warning-signs/Cough
Now you guys are freaking me out.
When my father started falling regularly, I had to put him in assisted living. Seven years later I had to move him to a nursing home.
If Chelsea has power of attorney for Terminal Hillary, she should look into making similar arrangement for her mother.
All I'm saying is Hillary does look very sick. She probably has more than one disease, and is under a treatment which prevents her from taking care of her coughing fits.
They'll do a "Weekend At Bernie's" for this old slapper. "She's not dead! she's resting her eyes!"
I thought her SS name was Ubercoughin’fuhrer.
I wonder if she is on an ACE inhibitor? They can give you surprise coughing fits that come out of nowhere and keep going for a long time.
As anti-hypertension drugs go, Lisinopril gets the job done, and you can buy a three months' prescription of the generic version for pocket change.
But but but perennial doomsayers such as Lot, SFG, Chrisnonomous, and Boethiusssss (among others) assure us that Hillary is an unassailable titan! A juggernaut who cannot be stopped.
What are these facts you speak of?
You would think at this point they would roll out Tim Kaine to be her full time proxy. I guess that raises too many questions but still his name is one of two that will be on the ballot.
How can she get away with not explaining this?
Nobody believes me when I say it, but I remember from my youth that we once had this thing called the press, which would demand answers to such obvious questions.
In my grandmother’s youth, the press hid FDR’s inability to walk from the public.
That music ... I presume they play music to cover up how few people are clapping for her (not wholly her fault due to all the people smartphoning her entrance) ... but with all of her pop star supporters, couldn't they have got permission for something more rousing? It's a Labor Day rally, so maybe "Born in the USA."
Oh, wait, "Born in the USA" would be nativist.
Strike that ...
It is a music licensing issue. The same vacuous music plays in the Trump rally videos. Hillary likely came to the stage to music that was not licensed for video, thus the producer inserts industry stock music that does not require a license. Trump usually takes the stage to the Rolling Stones or Elton John, but you never hear that music in the Youtube clips of his rallies because the music is not licensed for video.
Avoids a takedown order from the record labels or your political enemies.
And, just like Kennedy, Hillary is running as an “historic” candidate.
Kennedy ran to be the first Catholic president, and specifically an Irish-Catholic one. Yeah, yeah, Al Smith was the real first Catholic candidate, but Kennedy’s boys made the mystique of being Irish-Catholic seem revolutionary and cool and historic. Similarly with Hillary trying to do the same for feminism.
And Hillary, like Kennedy, has the press controlled/in his back pocket. They covered up when his father bought him the Pulitzer, they covered up when Giancarna stole Chicago and other areas for Kennedy, they covered up when Kennedy’s brashness okayed up the Bay of Pigs disaster and inspired the Soviets to barricade Berlin and put nukes in Cuba, and they certainly covered up his many affairs, including the ones that not only bordered on rape and sexual abuse, but also others that were probably part of Soviet spy rings.
Any doubt? Read Ben Bradlee’s book about Kennedy, and see how Bradlee practically worshiped Kennedy. This is the man who was the head of WaPo during era that the paper was/is lionized as being standard bearers of the First Amendment and speaking truth to power—and Bradlee was nothing but a Kennedy lackey/ groupie. Absolutely disgusting.
Remind you of the press and Hillary, anyone? Heck, half the press covering her either worked for her husband (Stephanopolis) or else worked directly for the Clinton Foundation (notably, Anderson Cooper).
And Kennedy was on a lot of pills for his war injury, and in constant pain, and no one ever reported it, and covered for him….just like Hillary.
Heck, it might be argued that a lot of Kennedy’s skirt chasing was for palliative purposes—the orgasms to relieve his back pain. (note—this one was a joke. lol)
The parallels between Kennedy and Hillary are many. Unfortunately for Hillary, the parallels are negative ones.
Who exactly does Tim Kaine appeal to? Soccer moms and affluent suburban Republicans who find Trump scary? He does not seem like a leader to me.
Kaine comes off like a gay manager of an Applebee’s in exurban Kansas City. Pence by contrast looks and acts like standard Hollywood casting of a Republican President.
Strong male leaders scare the tar out of a large proportion of the electorate; strong white males in positions of leadership terrify them. The Dems know this and play on it.
As per my other comments about YouTube campaign related vids – note the massive downvote for the video. This is not atypical. That silent Democrat majority remaining resolutely silent yet again.
At this moment: 143 upvotes, 799 downvotes. A more than 5:1 disparity.
And the YT comment thread – another Democrat no-show. Again this is typical on campaign vids.
At least Hillary has dodged that bullet then.
the ad that plays boxed on this clip :
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Looking for a doctor nearby who prescribes SUBOXONE Film? Enter your zip code.
suboxone.com/treatment-plan/find-a-doctor
its for opioid dependence.
Wonder how that ended up there?
I started taking Lisinopril for hypertension a few years ago. I had the coughing problem for a few days, then it went away, as if my body developed a tolerance to that side effect.
As anti-hypertension drugs go, Lisinopril gets the job done, and you can buy a three months’ prescription of the generic version for pocket change.
It’s kind of true, she has an allergic reaction to the voters.
Hillary gets a frog in her throat around 22 minutes in, which persists for about five minutes. After that, she carries on as per usual.
Bad health is not the problem with Hillary.
How can she get away with not explaining this?
Nobody believes me when I say it, but I remember from my youth that we once had this thing called the press, which would demand answers to such obvious questions.
Behold, the magic (D) … PBS’ show American Experience recently re-ran their documentaries about various recent presidents, and the ferocity with which the press assaulted Reagan with loaded questions was something to behold.
You know… a lot of those pantsuits bear an uncanny resemblance to a Mao suit.
My grandmother died from Alzheimer’s disease. She went from suffering mild confusions to full-on dementia and very ugly fits and seizures, to total organic collapse and death in less than a year.
All I’m saying is Hillary does look very sick. She probably has more than one disease, and is under a treatment which prevents her from taking care of her coughing fits.
Kaine comes off like a gay manager of an Applebee's in exurban Kansas City. Pence by contrast looks and acts like standard Hollywood casting of a Republican President.
I imagine Dr. Benton Quest decided that Johnny could take care of himself now and we should all be grateful he let Pence be Trump’s bodyguard.
Hillary blames that hitch in her throat on “allergies” but I believe that, like Pinocchio’s nose, it only manifests when she lies.
I’m beginning to think all the airplane flying, lack of circulation and lack of exercise, plus eating like a Clinton (anyone remember how Bill used to chow down? The guy could have out-eaten Elvis) are taking their toll on her health. Coughing spells, breathlessness, and dizzy spells could point towards the beginnings of congestive heart failure.
Yes they do, although I would dispute the “uncanny” part.
As anti-hypertension drugs go, Lisinopril gets the job done, and you can buy a three months' prescription of the generic version for pocket change.
I used to take Lisinopril. It gave me a dry cough that was hardly noticeable to others. Nothing like HRC’s.
Like Trump?
If that happened the Dem electors would put in someone else, maybe Kaine.
Or she can do a exercise video like Ferdinand Markos.
Indeed…..
And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Trump, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?
And there was a good way off from them a herd of many swine feeding.
So the demons besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
And Trump said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.
One thing that makes me think there must be something pretty serious behind this coughing is to consider just how much effort must have gone into making sure it didn’t happen.
I’d certainly expect that there must be all manner of drugs that could suppress a cough when necessary. I’m sure that Hillary had them pumped into her before she showed her face in public.
But nonetheless she gets into a coughing fit she can’t stop.
I gather it’s not just a heart condition that causes coughing, but also medications for heart conditions. Could this be the problem?
“Meh. Lots of people would find it hard to talk that much to that many audiences catching that many germs for so many months without coughing. Especially at age 70.”
Yeah, lots of people. Other than Ronald Reagan, Lloyd Bentsen, George H.W. Bush, Bob Dole, Donald Trump, or Bernie Sanders.
Lots of people.
Do all those centi-millionaires and billionaires in the Hamptons have that many germs?
Bong hits?
“My 14 year old dog has been coughing like this for 2.5 years.”
What breed of dog, if I might ask?
And I hope the good little fellow is well, considering.
No, let me explain. Every Friday evening after work Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week. (Burns is on a conveyor belt) First Mr. Burns' chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer his eye drops, pain killers, and a vocal cord straightening.
DR. NICK
Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. (Holds up huge instrument) Till I jam this down your throat!
The wealthy are connected always have a Dr Nick to get them over the rough patches!
I don’t remember seeing it in the news, but the real Dr Nick died in February.
Congratulations Sir. I hereby award you the Order of the Circular Argument.
“W.’s body man always had a squirt of Purell waiting for him after he shook someone’s hand. Wonder if Hillary has that.”
Bill Clinton did a similar thing after working a greeting line.
Perhaps, someday, medical researchers will identify presidential candidates as the incubators of anti-septic resistant germs.
Just to perseverate a bit more on the topic, how much sense does Hillary’s “allergies” explanation make?
I don’t recall her having such coughing attacks earlier in her life, such as when she ran for President in 2008.
My strong impression is that if you’re going to have asthma or allergies, you will have had them well before your late 60s.
Now she develops them? How likely is that?
Do you think HRC is saved ?
Hillary’s confession .
What are you even talking about?
Obviously, she’s had this problem with coughing in the past. Obviously, her handlers would want to make sure it didn’t happen again — why do you think her assistant on stage was supplied with “cough drops” (or whatever they were) in case she started coughing again?
So obviously they would have made every effort to get her medications beforehand that would prevent the coughing.
But those efforts failed, spectacularly.
And as I said in another comment, why, if this is some kind of presumably chronic allergic condition, did she never (to my knowledge) fall into these uncontrollable bouts of coughing until she reached her late 60s?
How many healthy people have you ever met who suddenly develop coughing fits in their late 60s?
She reminds me of the old Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock went to a planet where a wayward Federation sociologist had implanted 1940′s German Nazi culture on the natives. The decrepid Federation sociologist had to by “hypo-ed” by McCoy and made lucid for a couple minutes while the cameras rolled and the curtain were pulled back, this to prevent a war. Then exhausted from speaking for a couple minutes, the guy died…
Actually, he died after being sprayed with 9mm bullets from a Schmeiser, fired by some guy who looked like FOX News anchor Shepard Smith.
Yellow teeth.
“Then exhausted from speaking for a couple minutes, the guy died…”
Actually, he died after being sprayed with 9mm bullets from a Schmeiser, fired by some guy who looked like FOX News anchor Shepard Smith.
Or Mike Nomad from the old Steve Canyon strip.
They already have a lot of names for her…
…none of which can be repeated in polite company. They absolutely hate her, because she has always treated them, and anyone in a martial role, like shit.
Here’s hoping the coughing gets worse and the fat continues to pile on.
I laugh when I realize that the only thing now standing at the gate between us and our masters is a sick, drunk old lady.
If Hillary can entice Richard Simmons out of reirement she could do a sweating to the oldies video to show off her good health. With the added plus that this would shore up the lgbtqwerty vote.
Sweating as in workout? SickHillary needs steps and help to get into a car.
The poor old thing is confused, can barely walk and coughs like a dog with a bone caught in it's throat.
F U – this not even funny. She can not become President. NO joke, no funny.
your last paragraph: SEVERAL: they all HAD advanced cancer: Lymphoma, Pancreatic/Liver/Stomach/Throat/Lung cancer. and a smattering of bone cancer who lived and died 5 years ago. Next. The first LOVE OF MY LIFE died of pancreatic cancer. I saw him one summer, fit..happy..remarried, dead by the next autumn.
...none of which can be repeated in polite company. They absolutely hate her, because she has always treated them, and anyone in a martial role, like shit.
Here's hoping the coughing gets worse and the fat continues to pile on.
I laugh when I realize that the only thing now standing at the gate between us and our masters is a sick, drunk old lady.
but it is true.
Bad health is not the problem with Hillary.
Pepe!
“If Chelsea has power of attorney for Terminal Hillary, she should look into making similar arrangement for her mother.”
They’ll do a “Weekend At Bernie’s” for this old slapper. “She’s not dead! she’s resting her eyes!”
“she could do a sweating to the oldies video”.
Sweating as in workout? SickHillary needs steps and help to get into a car.
The poor old thing is confused, can barely walk and coughs like a dog with a bone caught in it’s throat.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2016/04/what_caused_haiti_s_cholera_epidemic_the_cdc_s_museum_knows_but_won_t_say.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top
Cholera is an intestinal disease that kills you via rapid dehydration. I don’t think it involves much coughing of this variety.
Interesting otherwise.
Bill Clinton did a similar thing after working a greeting line.
Perhaps, someday, medical researchers will identify presidential candidates as the incubators of anti-septic resistant germs.
And of course Hillary is more at risk there, seeing that her natural constituency includes more potential HIV and Ebola patients.
I’m pretty sure she refers to Kaine as “Jim” at the very end of her remarks.
I think she looks pretty good for 70. A lot of woman that age have all sorts of problems that could result in coughing fits. Also, she does a lot of talking. She must be hellish tough to keep going. Sad really. Out of 300+ million she’s the best you can do?
“Something is wrong with Hillary.”
Ya think?
Hillary SHOULD do some massive bong hits. But then she’d be like, OMG what have I done? I’ve contributed to the violent deaths of thousands of innocent people. I’ve treated all the people around me like s*** even though I live a life of luxury. I’ve only taken from society all my life and never contributed anything positive. What have I been all my life? And what are those dark figures hovering over me looking like they want to drag me somewhere against my will? I don’t like this… make it stop…
You have some proof that she has allergies? It would be good to come forward with that proof.
Otherwise your observation is irrelevant.
I read somewhere a neurologist that said the coughing fits she’s having are a side effect of the anti-seizure medication she is likely taking.
I just had the funny thought “If I could’ve been that low level techie what music would I have inserted? Oh I know, ‘O Fortuna’ from Carmina Burana!”
Flammis acribus addictis,
Voca me cum benedictus.Lacrimosa dies illa,
Qua resurget ex favilla
Judicandus homo reus.
Interesting otherwise.
I should have said OT. Just working it into the conversation. That was a pretty interesting read. Way to go UN. With all of Haiti’s problems, no cholera ever until you send troops to help with the aftermath of a hurricane and introduce it through really poor hygiene protocol, kill thousands, then cover up the source.
I think it was the dog Bandit who could take care of himself.
Actually, he died after being sprayed with 9mm bullets from a Schmeiser, fired by some guy who looked like FOX News anchor Shepard Smith.
Hey, your memory is better than mine, good catch. Point is still the same, she’ll be drugged up and hypo-ed every time the cameras are on…..I wonder if they make her do Red Bull shooters prior so every campaign appeareance?
Not sure if that same trick works when you’re a re-animated corpse…
You don’t get much thinkin’ exercise in, do ya.
Mr. Soda, while I make no judgments about your association with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, I’m afraid I have to disagree with your notion of a positive relationship between bong hits and morality. My observation is that the more bong hits someone had had, the less of a rat turd they give about anyone else.
You’re so right.
Where is the compassion and love for this poor woman, who in her eagerness to bust the glass ceiling cherry for all wymmynne in politics heroically does epic battle with her allergies to light, air, sound, and the demon she swallowed when she married Slick?
A commenter after my own heart, or rather, spleen.
Hillary has repulsed me on every possible level for over 20 years. I never dreamed that speculating about her squat sexless body would prove so stimulating and even satisfying.
Clyde, The Niagara, just above the falls.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/revolution-against-rich-parasites-at-utopian-burning-man-festiva/
27 year old, A resident of my town is a well known campus and bar scene singer/composer of dirty lyrics. He also makes the annual pilgrimage to Burning Man. He and his wife are permanent residents of the ’60s. I call BS on 200 gallons of water flooding a camp, that is four 50 gallon drums of water, hardly a deluge.
Harry, And with Francis as Pope, maybe St. Hillary, after she expires of course. One can only hope.
Anon, I think Tim Kaine is a who’s dat to most Americans.
Stan, No TV back in FDR’s day. Newsreels only at the movies, no ambush press crews or smart phone video.
Candid, I like my self to much to offer her a dose of Dr. Happy’s Twoball throat spray.
Tacitus, Please apologize to my 72 year old wife who is still a damn fine looking woman. And just so you know, 70 is not that old.
An excellent choice of music for the lulls during Hillary rallies. I just listened to it.
PedoFace.
That was Huma trolling us, ya know.
Or lose them as females and beta males nationwide throw down their vote for the poor old lady in sympathy.
I figured it’s just a matter of time before she plays the Disabled Minority card along with Female Minority. Another glass ceiling broken!
Kaine comes off like a gay manager of an Applebee's in exurban Kansas City. Pence by contrast looks and acts like standard Hollywood casting of a Republican President.
You answered your own question right there.
Strong male leaders scare the tar out of a large proportion of the electorate; strong white males in positions of leadership terrify them. The Dems know this and play on it.
Way too positive and reverential.
May I suggest the first three lines each of Mozart’s Confutatis and Lacrimosa instead?
Confutatis maledictis
Flammis acribus addictis,
Voca me cum benedictus.
Lacrimosa dies illa,
Qua resurget ex favilla
Judicandus homo reus.
Where is the compassion and love for this poor woman, who in her eagerness to bust the glass ceiling cherry for all wymmynne in politics heroically does epic battle with her allergies to light, air, sound, and the demon she swallowed when she married Slick?
Actually, she’s probably the only woman Bubba has known who’s NOT to swallowed the demon!
Kaine comes off like a gay manager of an Applebee's in exurban Kansas City. Pence by contrast looks and acts like standard Hollywood casting of a Republican President.
His beard…er…wife looks like she has snarfed up many a special at that Applebee’s.
More interesting is to try to tie this in with the video of her involuntary head / eye movements . She didn't lose consciousness. Don't think was seizure. Both involuntary cough and movements could be sequelae of past brain trauma, which we know was signicant enough to cause transient double vision requiring prisms. Also has history of transverse sinus thrombosis (pretty rare)and is almost certainly on anticoagulation for good . The key question is how impaired is she. The public deserves to see her medical records.
It would be interesting if this happened during debates. The episodes seem to be poorly controlled. I am sure her handlers don't want these to ever happen, but they still do. Today's was particularly bad.
The Catholic Church has many ancient remedies for what ails Hillary. All she needs to do is convert and bow to the Prince of Rome.