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iSteve commenter Black Sea responds to the NYC Education Department’s indoctrination scheme:

The cliched response to the cliched job interview question, “Describe one of your weaknesses,” has long been “Well, I guess I’m a bit of a perfectionist.”

I think we all owe “Dismantling Racism: A Workbook for Social Change Groups” a debt of gratitude for supplying some fresh alternatives to the now laughingly predictable “perfectionist” admission.

From now on, when asked to “Describe one of your weaknesses,” you may choose from:

a) I value objective analysis
b) I’m results oriented
c) I value quantitative measures of performance
d) I’m focused on the bottom line and tangible growth
e) I value clarity of expression
f) I like to see policies, procedures, and decisions properly documented for future reference

And that ultimate, job-clinching response: “I’m White as hell, but I atone for that by working my cracker ass off.”

 
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  1. Svigor says:

    Blog has no title, Steve.

    I’ll just leave this here:

    Jewish support for affirmative action actually increased when the poll stipulated that it would harm whites.

    Every other group, including blacks, decreased their support for affirmative action when told it would harm whites.

  2. RobUK says:

    Or you can nail the interview with “I only have one. I am White”, while grovelling on the floor.

  3. Working your cracker ass off isn’t white as hell, it’s white AF. Next!

  4. I love this comment so much I want to have sex with it.

    • Replies: @keypusher
  5. Anonymous[427] • Disclaimer says:

    One time when it was blindingly obvious I was not what the interviewer was looking for, I answered, “Well, at the bench when no one is looking, I like to dig a big booger out and wipe it on my hot soldering iron tip. But I keep getting busted for this and it’s embarrassing.”

    I actually got the job. The guy was planning on quitting in a few weeks and apparently wanted to hire the biggest doucheass he could find as a parting gift to the company. I lasted a year and a half and left for a better tech job, it turned out to be a decent enough job.

    • LOL: TomSchmidt
    • Replies: @Svigor
  6. Had to get an off-farm job. During the phone interview, I got the “what can you bring to the company?” question. “I’m pretty sure I can pass a drug test and show up on time”. I wondered why the interviewer laughed at that. Then I started working there, and found out why. The number of people hired at the same time or after me who didn’t reliably show up seemed high.

    • Replies: @Thirdtwin
    , @Buffalo Joe
  7. SFG says:
    @Svigor

    It’s a shift of a few percentage points, but it’s the only one of the four groups to shift in that direction.

    Well, you’ve convinced me not to marry a Jewish girl. 😉 Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners, indeed.

    • Replies: @BengaliCanadianDude
  8. SFG says:

    Just in case there are any spergs out there reading this who don’t get irony (this would have included me until about 10 years ago): this would be a really, really bad idea, they’ll think you’re on the alt-right or something.

    • LOL: ic1000
    • Replies: @International Jew
  9. Dtbb says:

    Construction is the last bastion of merit. Job offers are by reputation and accomplishment. No real interview and no HR ladies. Very mercenary.

    • Replies: @rexl
    , @Buffalo Joe
  10. @Svigor

    Jewish support for affirmative action actually increased when the poll stipulated that it would harm whites.
    Every other group, including blacks, decreased their support for affirmative action when told it would harm whites.

    Doesn’t surprise me at all. Since, what, the last half of the last century up to today, jews have become experts at being White when it benefits them, and Jewish (therefore a persecuted minority) when doesn’t. Oh, and let me add calling fellow jews White when it would be inconvenient for them to call them Jewish, a la Ben Shapiro (whom I do not like, BTW, a nazi). Most of my friends and family are center right, and they look at me like I’m smoking crack when I tell them jews control most of Hollywood and the news media, and most of them don’t like whites, especially white christians.

    As far as Carranza and the NYC school system goes, I get the feeling that the city has too many rich and powerful people to let this crap continue on for too long. But I could be wrong. San Francisco is full of rich and powerful people, and bums are still shitting on the sidewalks.

  11. One time when it was blindingly obvious I was not what the interviewer was looking for, I answered, “Well, at the bench when no one is looking, I like to dig a big booger out and wipe it on my hot soldering iron tip. But I keep getting busted for this and it’s embarrassing.”

    Lots of companies/gov’t agencies have policies that they have to interview a certain number of people. A few times when it was clear I was just there to fill an interview quota, I’ve thrown a hail mary like, “I show up more or less on time, I’m reasonably honest, and I keep my on-the-job theft to a bare minimum.”

    It never got me the job, but a couple of times it did bump me up from a “Thank you for coming in,” to being a finalist for the job.

  12. If you’ve ever worked in one of the 80 — 90%-Black government agencies in the Jew-lite South, that Tweet with polling data about how Blacks v/s Jews feel about the affirmative action that hurts whites shows just how defunct polls are in the Internet Era. If Blacks empathize with whites, they sure don’t show it in hiring & retention (to civil servant status).

    Working hard will not compensate for whiteness in the many mom-dominated government (and corporate) offices, no more than every-month quota meeting and all-day / everyday attendance. That is due to the womb privilege that lets moms of all skin-pigmentation hues take off whole days, whole weeks, whole mornings and whole afternoons, capped off by their official PTO & preggie leave.

    This applies to all office jobs, but not so much to teaching itself with the set 8 — 3 hours, albeit teaching is described by superintendents of schools and principals as a “good job for a mom to provide a second income, with summers off to be with her own kids.”

    You’ll never hear a mom being honest about this ubiquitous, discriminatory womb privilege—this Affirmative Action of the Womb—that enables them to hold onto office jobs despite a volume of absenteeism that would get anyone else fired at only a tiny fraction of that amount.

    Canned interview questions should include: What besides frequent & lengthy incidents of extreme absenteeism is your biggest weakness?

    Mom Interviewee: “Some might say I love my kids too much!” (applicant grins, pulling out her smartphone to show a boatload of baby-show-off pics on FB)

    Crony Mom Manager: “Ooooooooooooh, how cute!” (interviewer turns her PC monitor around, showing applicant a tsunami of show-off-baby pics on FB, using an icon that is placed for convenient all-day access)

    Crony Mom Manager: “When can you start?”

    Mom Interviewee: “Well, next week I have a two-week travel soccer tournment with my oldest, the little soccer player. He’s building team-leadership skills that are essential to his future. After that, I have a dance recital and then a two-week busy-working-parents trip to the Caribbean. We’re using our doubled child tax credit to fund part of it. Wasn’t that a nice surprise? My parents are keeping the kiddos. It’s all arranged. You know how it is. Moms work so hard, never getting a break. My parents help out”

    Crony Mom Manager: (looking at her Busy Mom Calendar) “Okay, so you basically can’t start for a month, and at that point, I have several trips scheduled for busy-working parents. The hubby and I have a trip to Rome planned. We’re going with our friends from college. My parents, too, keep the kids for us so that we can get away….once…in…awhile (crossing her fingers behind her back). After the Rome trip, we’ve got to attend the wedding of a friend’s kid. It’s halfway across the country. We’re going to stay a few days. Hubby has the time off. We haven’t seen these old friends in a long time. Since mom’s keeping the kids anyway, we’re just going to run these two trips together. After that, I have a gymnastics tournament to take care of, and my oldest is also destined for the Big Leagues. We have a T-ball tournament to get ready for. I’m thinking that—all things considered—it would probably be best for you to start two months from now. That’ll give us time to train you before I—and a mom colleague in your department that you’ll just love—go to the Working Moms Unite Absenteeism Collusion Convention at the Ritzy Ditzy and B****y Hotel in Miami Beach, Fl. When we get down there, we’re going to work on finding tech-savvy solutions to drive the non culture fits out of this line of work in an upgraded way. Our legacy bully system is getting a little shopworn. It’s all about using the Internet of Things to improve productivity. I’m busy planning the convention entertainment now, although it’s hard to top last year’s Chippendale dancers! The girls loved it! It was a needed getaway from the drudge work of being working moms. I’m thinking this year it’ll be girl clowns. Why should men always get the clown jobs?”

  13. @Svigor

    Jewish support for affirmative action actually increased when the poll stipulated that it would harm whites.

    I say the WASPs are rats too, but there is no doubt that anti-White JEWS are actively hostile to the European Christian ancestral core of the United States.

    The JEW/WASP ruling class of the American Empire is attacking the European Christian ancestral core of the USA.

    WASP rats and JEW rats must be removed from power and then they must be sent into exile in sub-Saharan Africa.

    That is my modest proposal for JEWs and WASPs who continuously attack regular White people in the USA.

    • Replies: @hhsiii
  14. If I had to describe my weakness, it would be that I don’t suffer fools gladly.

  15. Richard Carranza must be given credit for losing weight.

    This anti-White, overpaid government worker rat Richard Carranza is a lousy anti-White slob of the worst sort, but this guy is getting with the upper middle class program by getting thin.

    Some Mestizos such as Carranza can’t grow full beards, so they go with an overly elaborate design on their mugs.

    The internet says Carranza gets $345,ooo a year salary — maybe that don’t make the cut for upper middle class in Manhattan. Carranza is most likely eating more fancy steaks without the other fattening stuff that usually comes with steak.

    Look at the smug smile on this anti-White government worker guy Carranza:

    • Replies: @Buffalo Joe
    , @Cortes
  16. Thirdtwin says:
    @Redneck farmer

    “The number of people hired at the same time or after me who didn’t reliably show up seemed high.”

    And the drug test proved they actually were high.

  17. Anonymous[337] • Disclaimer says:

    I always go with, “I’m part black “

  18. The cliched response to the cliched job interview question, “Describe one of your weaknesses,” has long been “Well, I guess I’m a bit of a perfectionist.”

    Bwahaha. Actually didn’t know about that response. Got to use it from now on. It sounds better than “I’m a bit of a slop”.

  19. Imagine how great the corporate world would be if we could treat HR reps as Michael Scott does Toby Flenderson:

    Just some Dwight Schrute hilarity:

  20. theMann says:

    My biggest weakness is that I punch people in the head when they ask me smartass questions.

    Just smile when you say it.

  21. rexl says:
    @Dtbb

    As the general superintendent told me once, I will be able to tell in ten minutes whether or not you have been bullshitting me, (and will fire you was understood).

  22. Svigor says:
    @Anonymous

    Great story even if lies.

  23. Pat Boyle says:

    Speaking of formulaic job interview questions, the one you cite is popular but so is the question at the end of the interview “Do you have any questions for us”? This is again an insincere attempt to catch the unwary interviewee off guard and reveal some aspect of their personality better left unsaid.

    Many years ago my favorite employee told me a story about how her sister had dealt with this question at a job interview. Judy’s sister, she told me, had not done well in the interview. It had been a painful and awkward time for everyone. Both sides wanted to just get out of there but the interviewers still felt they had to ask if she had any questions.

    The sister asked one question that was a sort of comment on the proceedings. She simply asked – ” Whatever happened to Dan Duryea?”

    • LOL: Cortes
    • Replies: @Cortes
  24. eah says:

    iSteve commenter Black Sea responds

    Bravo.

    “Describe one of your weaknesses”

    Luckily interviewing for technology jobs you generally escape bullshit questions like this.

    indoctrination scheme

    This won’t stop — it has to be stopped.

    • Replies: @J.Ross
  25. hhsiii says:
    @Charles Pewitt

    I was at my Episcopal church in NYC on Sunday. Usually I’m an Easter and Christmas only attendee, with a smattering of the odd Sunday here and there for my Church Lady mom. But with kids now, my mom takes the little ones during the week for youth group stuff. And on Sunday we take the youngest one, 3, for Sunday School. My wife and I alternate Sundays. More for his socialization than religious instruction (hey, he’s 3). It’s usually a big service, the 9:30 service. A lot of kids, a lot of moms and dads. 3 kids seems fairly normal., which is how many we have.

    Anyway, there was an end of the year recognition day for the youth ministry, staff and kids. They’d honor the choir members, acolytes, etc. And each class would do a little performance. 4-5 year olds did 10 commandments, slightly older did Lord is My Shepard, 8-9 year olds did the 66 books of the bible, old and new. One kid from memory.

    It was cute. And as i looked on at the little blonde-haired kids (not all, Al Roker and his family are in the congregation, etc), I thought to myself: yup, these are the people everyone hates. These little privileged WASP kids (but I’d include all christians), talking about Jesus are going to grow up to be the enemy of the rest of the country, which outnumbers them more and more.

    • Replies: @Romanian
  26. J.Ross says: • Website
    @Svigor

    Judaism is social organization by anger, and the best Jews, religious or not, either reject that or structure it away. The problem guys are the ones that accept anger as a foundational motive force, as the proof of righteousness.

  27. @Redneck farmer

    Red, The city of Buffalo has invested $60 million in the Northland Training Center to prepare applicants for jobs in advanced industry, such as a machinists. Currently they are training the applicants to read, as 60% can’t read at the 10th Grade level. When the ” community” demanded jobs on the new Buffalo Medical Corridor, the Business Agent for the carpenters was quoted as saying…”Is it too much to ask that an applicant could read a rule, add and subtract and know fractions.” The failure of America’s public schools.

    • Replies: @Redneck farmer
  28. @Dtbb

    Dttb, I could hire my own crew and bypass my union’s hiring hall, but fuck me once and adios. You were not my friend on the job, my job was how I took care of my family. After work, different story.

  29. @Charles Pewitt

    Charles…..WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS A SMIRK !

    • Replies: @Charles Pewitt
  30. mmack says:

    OT, but school and Steve related:

    Say Steve, remember when you’d tell everyone you lived in Oak Park, IL. Yeah, about that. Oak Park / River Forest HS steals a (yearbook) page from the Cubbies:

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/chicago-high-school-falls-for-ok-sign-hoax-spends-53k-reprinting-yearbook/

    Original Trib story: https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/oak-park/ct-oak-oprf-yearbooks-reprint-tl-0523-story.html

  31. keypusher says:
    @R.G. Camara

    Yeah, make it a threesome. That was brilliant, Black Sea.

  32. @SFG

    Yes, and also this isn’t practical knowledge to any iSteve readers as we’d have a hard time fitting into a workplace that operated on those principles. But it is pretty funny.

  33. Cortes says:
    @Charles Pewitt

    Cultivating the Huey Morgan look.

  34. @Buffalo Joe

    Carranza is a smug, overpaid government worker and Carranza has a smirk on his face.

    New York City was known decades ago not to have many Mexicans, now they got an overpaid government worker Mexican named Carranza telling the Whites and Asians and Jews to get scholastically cozy with Blacks and Mestizos, or else!

    • Replies: @Buffalo Joe
  35. J.Ross says: • Website
    @eah

    Why is that hunchback holding nothing while wearing a light blue t-shirt over a navy dress?

  36. @Buffalo Joe

    Ain’t you heard Joe, kids don’t need to know how to read a tape measure? No BS. A local talk show had a guy from one of the top education think tanks in the country. One of the hosts brought up his neighbor, a supervisor at one of the largest trailer manufacturers in the US. Said about people who can’t read a tape measure, or do basic math in their head. Said the expert,”(chuckling) There aren’t many jobs that require reading a tape measure”.

    • Replies: @Buffalo Joe
  37. @Charles Pewitt

    Charles, thank you, nice reply.

  38. @Redneck farmer

    Red, right. Carpenters, ironworkers, masons, electrians, plumbers, boilermakers, all carry a tape to (pulls out a couple of feet of tape) to see how long they have been on the job.

  39. #23
    Dan Duryea died from a heart attack in 1968. He had a great career. He was the antagonist in many Film noirs. He was in the lunch counter murders skit on the Jack Benny show, which is considered one of the best skits on the show.He was in three film with Jimmy Stewart and three films Gary Cooper films.
    He was in three Audie Murphy films. I still remember the line from Night passage. “Utica Kid (Murphy’s character) you’re a very funny fellow!”

  40. @SFG

    you’ve convinced me not to marry a Jewish girl

    Why would you want to? Jewish girls are on the same level as Punjabi girls. Quite undesirable in terms of looks. Plus their voices are quite rather whiney and they have obnoxiously querulous attitudes. The sounds that come outta their mouths man…. does not sync well with one’s ears…. Plus their bodies are subpar. Very undesirable. We don’t see many Jewish pageant winners though do we? Scarlett Johansson is apparently half Jewish. Interesting

  41. Romanian says: • Website
    @hhsiii

    Nice description and melancholic ending.

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