The New York Times reports on the newly discovered Microwave Gap:
Chimpanzees Would Cook if Given the Chance, Research Says
JUNE 2, 2015
Chimpanzees have the cognitive ability to cook, according to new research, if only someone would give them ovens.
Reminds me of Garry Shandling’s story about driving to Sequoia National Park to stay at the Sheraton:
We’ve all done this, because we’re so mature. You see a cow on the side of the road, stick your head out the window and go “Mooo!” Like we expect the cow to think, “Hey, there’s another cow, driving that car! … How can he afford that?”