Mayor of Minneapolis fires white (and Canadian Amerindian) lesbian police chief after Somali diversity hire shoots yoga lady, replaces her with black guy with inscrutable name Medaria Arradondo (huh? What happened to Minnesotans named Svenson? Have I been lied to by Prairie Home Companion all these years?), African American hecklers get in mayor’s face, drive her from conference room.
In alternative universe, President Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Michelle Alexander try to scratch each other’s eyes out over whose side Justice Department will be on in Minneapolis fiasco.
Minnesota … where all the children are not so above average anymore.