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  1. Thanks to iSteve commenter Glaivester for pointing out this clip years ago.

  2. “Figuring It Out Is Racist”

    At this point, figuring anything out is racist.

    • Replies: @James Speaks
  3. MBlanc46 says:

    They’ll probably find someone a bit more refined to deliver the message, but that will be the message. That, plus, “at the least it will prompt a conversation that we must have about the very serious problem of attempted modern-day lynchings”.

  4. Anon1 says:

    Waffles are delicious.

  5. Chicken and waffles is not racist, but just nasty. How about tater tots (called “hash rounds”, but nothing but glorified tater tots) dipped in a vanilla ice cream cone? I don’t care how racist that is, but it’s very delicious. You’ve got 3 of your 4 basic FDA food groups: salt, sugar, and saturated fat. A Coca-Cola satisfies the last building block of the FDA food pyramid, the caffeine.

    • Replies: @Mr McKenna
    , @Anonymous
  6. JimDandy says:

    Sounds like The Usual Suspects are going to spin this by putting all the focus on how THEY were victimized by this hoax because they are such good, trusting, eminently woke people. Aside from being ludicrous, this is a dangerous narrative because blaming everything on Smollett’s supposedly uniquely evil duplicity is fake news that distracts from the more important issue. Smollett is a moron who was tempted by the immense fame, reward, sympathy, attention, and approbation that seemed to be right there for the taking in our culture, where victimhood is currency and the greatest crime is questioning the stories told by those who claim to be victims. I’ll go so far as to say that Smollett really is a victim here–a casualty of an incredibly insidious type of Progressive moral hazard.

    Here’s the latest from the brilliant mind of:

    @Alyssa_Milano
    If that man staged his own attack he is wrong in so many ways.

    No one could be that hurtful? To stage this? Right?

    To fuck with all of us by playing into our weaknesses & make it even harder for victims to come forward?! No one could choose to be that hurtful? Right?! RIGHT?

    23.9K
    8:17 PM – Feb 17, 2019
    Twitter Ads info and privacy

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/02/18/alyssa-milano-struggles-to-come-to-grips-with-jussie-smollett-hate-hoax/

  7. I never understood the vehemence that Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider movies got and have continued to get from critics. You would think two Jews making hit movies for the goyim would get celebrated, but no—-to critics, “Adam Sander” and “Rob Schneider” are punchlines meaning “talentless hack.”

    More than a billion people have found their comedy funny, but I guess that doesn’t count; it only counts if the NY Times and WaPo and Roger Egbert think you’re funny.

    It’s reminiscent of the absolute hate Larry the Cable Guy gets from many lefties, including the reprehensible David Cross. Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of money and fills auditoriums and is a national celebrity, but somehow he “isn’t funny”.

    Heck, these same folks call Bob Hope “not funny.” Imagine that—literally the most successful stand up comedian of the 20th Century isn’t funny because a NYC hack doesn’t like him.

    How self-centered do you have to be to think you and about 100 colleagues are the sole arbiters of what’s funny for billions, despite ticket sales and income and celebrity and testimony from millions to the contrary?

  8. @Achmed E. Newman

    You’ve got 3 of your 4 basic FDA food groups: salt, sugar, and saturated fat. A Coca-Cola satisfies the last building block of the FDA food pyramid, the caffeine.

    Sound like you been food shopping in the ghet-to again!

  9. Anon[395] • Disclaimer says:

    Read the replies here, the left is still furiously mad about the boys from Covington Catholic

    Real life death threats came from several celebrities in Hollywood, which is what a white male deserves for not genuflecting to his feudal POC superior.

    • Replies: @Anon
    , @Jim Christian
  10. Anon[302] • Disclaimer says: • Website

    Henhouse rule. Humans still have hunting instincts. Even if we don’t hunt-hunt like savages, our minds ‘hunt’ for easy prey. Predators are always on the lookout for easy/easier prey. The slow, unaware, or impaired. Predators avoid tough challenges and go for the easiest kills. A leopard isn’t going to tackle a gorilla if it can kill a small baboon. And even when a predator tackles a big strong animal, it goes for the ‘achilles heel’. Head to head, a cougar has no chance against a horse. But cougars have been known to kill horses by jumping on the back and biting into spinal cord. Horse can’t do anything to protect its upper neck. A pygmy has no chance against an elephant head to head. But a single pygmy has been known to kill an elephant by hiding in the bush and driving a spear up the soft underbelly of the beast.

    https://anthrosource.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1525/aa.1952.54.1.02a00440

    If there are 10 henhouses and if 9 are closely guarded while 1 is open, the fox will for the 1. Why struggle with the 9 when it can easily slip into the one that isn’t guarded. Easy kill and easy meal.
    In football, the running back looks for the holes in the defensive line. No running back prefers to run into a bunch of gargantuan negroes just to prove his mettle. He looks for holes to slip through.
    Immigrant-invaders always go for the easiest way to sneak it. If one place has a huge wall and if another place has a broken fence, they will all go for the latter.

    [MORE]

    Now, people with decency and integrity don’t try to take advantage of other people’s weaknesses(unless they have to in professional competition). But a lot of people lack integrity and decency and will do anything to ‘get what is mine’. It’s more problematic among blacks who evolved to be less inhibited, more self-centered, less ashamed, less reflective. Also, the Narrative has been telling black people that they are innately holy. Blacks don’t feel they must earn integrity and demonstrate decency. They feel they are born nobler, and so, the world owes stuff to them forever. So, when they pull stuff like what Smollett did, they don’t see it as indecent. They see it as just another way of getting ‘what is rightfully mine’. After all, if blacks are innately noble while whites are innately tainted, then whites owe stuff to blacks, and blacks should get it any way they can.
    When blacks go about ‘getting what is mine’, they follow a hunting instinct. Hunters prowl and stalk. Likewise, black minds prowl around for easy prey. If blugs(black thugs) use physical brutality to hunt for easy white victims to steal stuff, bleeks(black geeks) use mental acumen to hunt for easy white hearts to steal from. Bleeks see white hearts like foxes see henhouses. They attempt to slip inside to get their fill of white sucker compassion and virtue-signaling. Just like foxes will always raid unguarded henhouses, bleeks will always raid unguarded white hearts. So, the problem is not only that there are too many black foxes but there are too many unguarded white hearts. Just like African migrant-invaders head to Europe because the word got around that it is unguarded(and if anything, welcoming of foxes as new hen), black hustlers target white hearts because Northern European personality and PC-indoctrination have rendered the hearts of so many whites unlocked.

    Now, which group has been most responsible in using media and academia to unlock the gates of the West (to hordes of migrant-invaders and immigrant-usurpers) and the hearts of white(to every race hustler and white-guilt-baiter)? Maybe Eskimos done it. Whoever did it, it is time for whites to wake up and lock up their hearts(which are to be carefully opened ONLY to those who really deserve it). Generally, keep the hearts locked, esp in a world of Diversity that turns the West from a trust society to a bust society. And beware of those who try to pick the locks. Diversity is turning so many non-whites into gypsy-like pickpockets of white hearts. (In some ways, white imperialism is boomeranging on the white world. In the 19th century, it was non-white worlds trying to keep their worlds closed to expansive white power. China and Japan were forced by the West to open up, and there was the mad scramble for Africa. Non-white worlds were about walls or resistance against invasion, and white power was about smashing non-white walls. Now, it’s been reversed. White imperialists retreated to their homelands after WWII, but now the non-white world is scrambling for the white world and demanding ‘let us in’. If whites in the past forced non-white worlds open with guns and bombs[which still happens in the Middle East at the behest of Zionists], non-whites bypass white borders because the locks of white hearts have been picked, opened, and tossed away. As the ideological and emotional premise of the New West is ‘anti-racism’ and ‘diversity’, white people just can’t muster the will and unity to push back against the invaders. Charge of ‘racism’ works like the Crucifix and garlic on Dracula. White people have the material means to stop it but no moral or spiritual will because their hearts have been stolen.)

    Security to protect property is a huge industry, with sales in CCTV, locks, alarms, sirens, hired guards, walls, and etc. But people also need mental and emotional security against all the con-men, fraudsters, sensationalists, hoaxers, defamers, and hustlers. PC and sensitivity training are utter sham because they weaken people’s mental and emotional defenses, thereby rendering white people into easy prey for unscrupulous predators.
    Secularites have long ridiculed and denounced televangelists and religious phonies who exploit the low critical faculty of their flock to rob them, but in our world, its the secular PC church that is the new televangelism and faith-healer. PC sells us all this bogus social science to fool us into trusting and believing in ‘progress’ and ‘redemption’ when it’s all snake oil. Europe must become multi-cultural and take in millions of Africans and Muslims to ‘survive’? If we don’t believe a man with a wig is a ‘woman’, we are suffering from ‘homophobia’? Securing US borders against illegals make the US like nazi germany? Chicago is terrorized by Maga KKK with bleach and rope at 2 am in subfreezing temperature? Where do they get this stuff? These globohomovangelists make Marjoe look like a man of integrity.

    Christianity began as a religion to save sheep from wolves but turned into wolves fooling and feeding on the sheep. So-called ‘progressivism’ is the same BS. There are white elites with real privilege preaching against ‘white privilege’ to keep their own privilege. There are Jews posturing as eternal holocaust people while treating Palestinians like subhumans and treating white people like Palestinians. Blacks murder each other but holler BLM and pretend blacks have most to fear from white cops. It’s worse than faith-healing crap, and more embarrassing because whereas Evangelicals tend to be low IQ and uneducated, some of the biggest believers in PC faith-healing are high IQ and fancy educated. Maybe the dryness of the mind hankers for wetness of PC pseudo-spirituality.

    Smollett got caught because he was one lazy and greedy fox. He was supposed to sneak in and steal a bit of love, but he tried to steal all the eggs. His stunt was so blatant in aiming for maximum attention and affection, that it became too obvious. The moron even hired two pitfulls in his foxy raid on the white henhouse-heart.

    White folks need to regard their hearts as henhouses. Guard the hearts because others will try to steal it. Blugs hunt with fists for ready cash. Bleeks hunt with cleverness for easy love, which can be cashed in for fame and fortune. To Steal a Henhouse. In some ways, bleeks are worse than blugs. Blugs, though brutal, are honesty in their criminality. In contrast, bleeks are also hunters on the prowl but pretend to be the ‘hunted’ to garner white-guilty-sympathy. But then, their main prey is white suckerdom; they feed on that stuff. Notice the guy in SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION. He played prey, a victim of crime, but he was really the predator, a prowler, trespasser, and burglar targeting white suckerdom.

    Unless white people develop a mindset with more secure and strongly guarded hearts, there will be more foxes like Smolletts. Before condemning Smolletts of the world, white folks must ask, “Who programmed us to unlock our hearts to every lout, lowlife, and scumbag pretending to be victim?” and “Why did we so easily fall for it?”
    But then, so many people are still under the program. They still vote for the likes of Justin Trudeau who manages Canada as an open henhouse for all the world.

  11. Is someone seriously looking into a possible Kamala Harris/Cory Booker connection with this hate hoax?

    They both tweeted nearly identical statements calling the “attack” a “modern-day attempted lynching”, and then used the attack as evidence to pass their anti-lynching bill. Kamala has been pictured with Jussie Smollett. Cory Booker is rumoured to be gay and is a mulatto like Jussie, and they surely must run in similar celebrity Democrat circles. It’s a small world among those people.

  12. I’ve now seen multiple pics of Jussie palling around with Kamala, which raises the question of whether she was involved in this. A guy in Twitter land built a pretty solid case that this was a set up to bolster Kamala’s anti-lynching law, designed to apply (for the first time) to gays. Notice the word “lynching” appeared in her Tweet and some others, with almost identical language, suggesting some puppetmaster provided everyone with a ready-made script. Democrats are so imbecilic and poor at covering their tracks that I wouldn’t be surprised if there are some incriminating text messages out there, just waiting for a Special Prosecutor to get his hands on.

  13. Anon[395] • Disclaimer says:
    @Anon

    In one corner: A real-life Dr. Evil, the wealthiest man in the world

    In the other corner: Some high-school students

    “every kid…should be afraid”

    This is Cultural Marxism, and Trotsky has his Red Army.

    • Replies: @Neuday
  14. Jefferson says:

    In that Deuce Bigalow scene Eddie Griffin refers to Rob Schneider as White, that would definitely trigger The Alt-Right.

    • Replies: @Anon
    , @njguy73
  15. JimDandy says:
    @Bragadocious

    Kamala’s pal is Illinois’ Attorney General Foxx–she’s a black woman who has just recused herself from the Foxx case.

    • Replies: @JimDandy
  16. Anon[849] • Disclaimer says:
    @Jefferson

    What the hell is your problem? What do you care about what some made up group that only you care about thinks?

    • Agree: TTSSYF
  17. @TheMediumIsTheMassage

    Is Booker just pretending to be gay to deflect attention from the woman-groping incident in his youth? Can’t be too careful these days.

    • Replies: @TheMediumIsTheMassage
  18. Lot says:
    @R.G. Camara

    I don’t think I’ve seen any of his movies, but Sandler was cringe-bad on SNL. Him playing dumb ukulele songs singing falsetto was one of his regular bits.

    Rob Schneider has his moments.

    Have a look at SNL’s cast in 1993.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_(season_18)

    Sandler was the least funny in my opinion. Carvey, Myers, Nealon, Frankin, Chris Rock, Tim Meadows, Farley, Spade, and Hartman were all better.

    That’s not a personal or moral condemnation. He appears to be a better human being that at least 90% of comedians.

    • Replies: @anon
  19. anon[267] • Disclaimer says:
    @R.G. Camara

    More than a billion people have found their comedy funny, but I guess that doesn’t count; it only counts if the NY Times and WaPo and Roger Egbert think you’re funny.

    I was never a huge fan of Rob Schneider, but I kind of agree about Adam Sandler. I think the problem with Sandler is that he just ended up making a lot of movies that weren’t very good. But I still say that, if you’re a man of a certain age, then I don’t care how sophisticated you want to pretend to be. There was a time in your life when you thought Billy Madison was hilarious and quoted it all the time.

    Which may be his problem. He’s something you’re supposed to outgrow, and he became one of those things that you get sort of embarrassed at yourself for ever liking. But the problem was, he just didn’t go away when you grew out of his style. He’s still there reminding you of a time when you thought “He called the sh*t ‘poop’!” was a really clever line. So people just have bad feelings about him.

    I guess you can compare him to Chris Elliot. I loved his show “Get A Life” and his movie Cabin Boy, even though it is, honestly, really dumb. Would I still like it if Chris Elliot was still making movies all the time, or would I have gotten annoyed by it by now? Probably the latter.

    So that’s my analysis of the situation. I’d just like to add, though, that I still refer to random fat guys as “Fatty McGee”, and whenever I get stuck in traffic or some other kind of bad travel situation, I still say “Homey, I told you. We should have taken… the bus!” in Adam Sandler’s impression of Bill Cosby.

    • Replies: @Anon
    , @JMcG
  20. Jefferson says:
    @TheMediumIsTheMassage

    “Cory Booker is rumoured to be gay”

    Cory Booker should come out of the closet if he wants to win The Democratic Primaries. A Gay Mulatto running for POTUS is a Democratic billionaire donor’s wet dream.

    • Replies: @Hail
  21. JimDandy says:
    @JimDandy

    Oops, typo– recused herself from the SMOLLETT case.

  22. Anonymous[427] • Disclaimer says:
    @Achmed E. Newman

    Working third trick taught me that you can’t get a pecan waffle with ice cream at Waffle House or at Denny’s. Denny’s won’t make pecan waffles and WH has no ice cream.

    • Replies: @ThreeCranes
  23. anon[267] • Disclaimer says:
    @Lot

    Sandler was the least funny in my opinion. Carvey, Myers, Nealon, Frankin, Chris Rock, Tim Meadows, Farley, Spade, and Hartman were all better.

    That’s mostly true, but it’s not really a very fair comparison, is it? Dana Carvey and Chris Rock were hilarious, and Phil Hartman is sort of a legend. Mike Kyers was good at what he did, and better than Sandler. Chris Farley was funny, but part of that is that he died so young, and didn’t go around doing “Fat guy in a little coat” routines for decades. So those guys are stiff competition for anybody.

    I never thought Franken was funny. I only remember him as Stewart Smalley. Did you ever see the Stewart Smalley movie, which he wrote? It was deliberately unfunny. And I mean that. He’s the only person I’ve ever seen get a movie based on an SNL character who made the decision to make the movie about addiction, familial abuse, and whatnot. It’s not even really a comedy at all. It’s a drama with a bunch of normal characters in it, and this one weird caricature, played by Al Franken.

    David Spade always annoyed me, and Tim Meadows actually summed up his role on SNL himself, as “The Other Black Guy”. Kevin Nealon was always OK, at best.

    Sandler was pretty clearly going for a pre-teen/teen audience. You mention his crappy songs. Well, if you remember, one of them was about the school lunch lady. Why do you suppose that is?

    So yeah, if you’re not that age, then obviously, you’re not going to find it any more amusing than you’d find a tween sitcom on the Disney channel as an adult.

  24. @WowJustWow

    No, he’s not pretending to be gay. He’s very much straight in public, with a famous girlfriend (actress Rosario Dawson). Hollywood gossip website BlindGossip (which is quite accurate most of the time and knew about most of the #metoo exposes before they happened) has been saying it for years, that’s where I know it from.

  25. @Bragadocious

    What if they offer Jussie a chance to make a plea deal, but he’s got to rat out Kamala? Would anyone on the justice department be willing to make that happen?

  26. @anon

    Lorne Michael’s strategy is that SNL should hook adolescents who are staying up late watching TV with their friends for the first time, and then they’ll have a fan for life. (It seems to work.) That also helps explain a lot of SNL’s strong silly side: a lot of its most famous sketches were aimed at viewers who aren’t far from childhood and still like silly stuff.

    • Replies: @anonymous
  27. @Roderick Spode

    The Dutch started the slave trade?

    The slave trade started the Dutch.

  28. @Roderick Spode

    The Dutch started the slave trade?

    Pretty sure the slave trade goes back to either the grandchildren or the great-grandchildren of Adam and Eve. The texts are ambiguous.

  29. Hail says: • Website
    @Jefferson

    The insults freely flow, but I must say my opinion of Booker went up one small notch when, in his denunciation of the Smollett assailants, he hyphenated properly. Kamala Harris did not.

    Booker:

    The vicious attack on actor Jussie Smollett was an attempted modern-day lynching. I’m glad he’s safe.

    Kamala:

    I’m praying for his quick recovery.

    This was an attempted modern day lynching.

    Kamala’s version could be read as a “day lynching” which took place in this era (‘modern’ modifiying the phrase ‘day lynching’). Booker’s version is unambiguous thanks to his hyphen. Well done, Booker.

    The tweets:

    [MORE]

    • Replies: @Anonymous
  30. @TheMediumIsTheMassage

    Is someone seriously looking into a possible Kamala Harris/Cory Booker connection with this hate hoax?

    Now there’s a ticket!

    Dot and Feather Boa.

  31. Wilkey says:

    It reminds of the whole Statue of Liberty argument: yes, the Statue of Liberty has nothing to do with immigration, but the fact that you know that makes you a racist and a right-wing extremist.

    I actually encountered this argument in real life, not just the interweb. I was talking to a guy next to me on the train back during the Stephen Miller kerfuffle. He told me that the fact that the SoL has nothing to do with immigration is a “right-wing talking point.”

    “Is it true?” I asked him.

    [Crickets]

    “Is it true?” I asked again.

    [Crickets]

    “Is it true?” I asked yet again.

    [Continues to ignore me and switches back to reading his cellphone.]

  32. Wilkey says:
    @anon

    Sandler was pretty clearly going for a pre-teen/teen audience. You mention his crappy songs. Well, if you remember, one of them was about the school lunch lady. Why do you suppose that is?

    Yeah, I never thought Sandler to be all that funny on SNL. So it’s ironic (or not) that he’s had better luck than the rest of them in his movie career*, with some of his movies being quite good. He’s funny(ish), but he’s better at playing the straight man than the rest of them.

    * Mike Myers obviously did much better than Sandler did for a while, but lately he appears to have flamed out.

    • Replies: @Steve Sailer
    , @Corn
  33. @Mr McKenna

    At this point, figuring anything out is racist.

    This is what I figured out: Peak Negro and Peak Jew seem to be happening concurrently.

    • Replies: @Trevor H.
    , @Stan d Mute
  34. @Wilkey

    Every so often Adam Sandler makes a movie with an upscale director, such as Paul Thomas Anderson, and they usually are pretty good. For example, Sandler is in The Meyerwitz (sp?) Chronicle, which is written and directed by Noah Baumbach (who is a worthy claimant to being Woody Allen’s successor). The first ten minutes are just Sandler driving around the block looking for a parking space. He’s magnetic at it.

    But most of the time Sandler is content just to do his regular stuff.

  35. Bill B. says:
    @Anon

    Unless white people develop a mindset with more secure and strongly guarded hearts, there will be more foxes like Smolletts.

    I understand your point but I doubt that ten percent of the whites crying over the Smollett atrocity were at all sincere. Surely it is, in this case, about power and “competitive conformity”.

  36. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:

    Late Tuesday night NBC Chicago news reported that someone called Chicago PD reporting Smollett and the 2 brothers were seen together in his apartment building the night of the attack.

  37. There are still characters to be fleshed out here. What about the agent? He’s the world’s first agent to fall off the face of the earth when his client becomes national news.

    Then there’s the woman who reported seeing a couple of “rednecks” lurking about? This sounds like classic okey-doke, telling the idiot white reporter whatever they want to hear just to mess with’em. Or did Jussie pay her? I’m hoping this conspiracy involved like 8 or 9 people.

    The Subway guys. Two Indians, of course, trapped inside their Subway while the polar vortex rages outside. Some black guy comes in at 2 am for a 12 inch veggie sub, and is very fussy about the dressing.

    The cops who show up and see Jussie with the noose around his neck telling this cockamamie story.

    • Replies: @Mr McKenna
  38. @JimDandy

    “To fuck with all of us by playing into our weaknesses”

    Very telling.

    So are you implying that by weakness you mean that you so badly wanted the Trump supporters to be the MAGA hat wearing racist you’ve been spoon feed to believe that you thought it was all true?

    That’s not a weakness sunshine, that’s brainwashing.

  39. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:
    @JimDandy

    They’re writing him out of all the new episodes of Empire. He should be charged for the bodyguards and PR people’s time.

  40. CCZ says:

    Suddenly mainstream media reports on some previous bad behavior by Mr. Smollett, including an incident of “lying to police” in Los Angeles when stopped for DUI.

  41. jim jones says:

    We have a clone of Booker here in the UK in the form of Chuka Umunna:

    • Replies: @The Alarmist
  42. @Ghost of Bull Moose

    Guarantee you it’ll be like Jackie Coakley’s roommates who were positive “we know who these guys are” and so forth. They’re permitted to slide back into the woodwork until the next time they’re needed to back up a hoax.

  43. black sea says:

    Richard Pryor used to do a routine about Leon Spinks. He started off with some mildly sympathetic comments about Spinks, followed by a denunciation of White people who dared to call Spinks “dumb.”

    The rest of Pryor’s bit dealt with how dumb Spinks was.

  44. @R.G. Camara

    For a while, there was a radio show that played the top comedy downloads. They had on a guest comedian who was billed as “The anti-Larry the Cable Guy”. He was, he wasn’t funny at all.

  45. anonymous[340] • Disclaimer says:
    @Steve Sailer

    I never was much of a fan or watcher of either in the time of original broadcast, and the only exposure I’ve had in this century has been via old clips. But I feel strongly a person’s preference as between SNL and SCTV is revealing.

    Maybe someone else will have brought this up by the time this comment gets through moderation. {February 20, 2019 at 10:37 am GMT}

    • Replies: @Johnny Smoggins
  46. Hells Bells, nowadays just Existing While White (EWW) is rayciss!

  47. @jim jones

    Is Chuka in or out of the closet?

    • Replies: @YetAnotherAnon
  48. Trevor H. says:
    @James Speaks

    Not sure about PN, but I’m reasonably confident that PJ will be attained just before the earth becomes a burnt cinder.

  49. Glaivester says: • Website
    @anon

    Tim Meadows is the black Bob Newhart.

    His main appeal is his deadpan ability.

    • Replies: @Inquiring Mind
  50. TTSSYF says:
    @Anon

    Very interesting. Thanks.

  51. As a liberal, I just want to point out that That clip is also a great example of how Hollywood almost never captures the way blacks really talk. It’s white-speak with a dash of whatever stereotypes the director thinks are pro-Black.

  52. Anonymous[117] • Disclaimer says:

    The daily noose outlets need to get this branded as a new category of Fact-Check: “Problematically True”
    “Fruit of the Racist Tree”
    “That Which Cannot Be Checked”

  53. Anonymous[117] • Disclaimer says:
    @Hail

    What she meant was that Smollett had hired some day-laborer lynchers, at the Crafty Beaver parking lot

    • Replies: @Hail
  54. Brutusale says:
    @R.G. Camara

    Twenty of his movies have made over $100 million.

    https://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=adamsandler.htm

    Pretty impressive, given the lack of superheroes and explosions in his films.

  55. @Anonymous

    Used to be a pancake house chain in the NYC area that made a German pancake. Put in the oven it ballooned up like a chef’s hat. Apples and cinnamon, it was delicious.

    • Replies: @Anon
  56. @JimDandy

    There should be a Broadway play to be made into a Hollywood movie made about an actor with a fizzling career, who commits a crime filling the headlines. He retains a lawyer with questionable ethics who employs courtroom “razzle dazzle” to get himself acquitted on the charges.

    They should call this production (wait for it) . . . Chicago!

    • Agree: JimDandy
  57. @Anon

    Now, which group has been most responsible in using media and academia to unlock the gates of the West (to hordes of migrant-invaders and immigrant-usurpers) and the hearts of white(to every race hustler and white-guilt-baiter)? Maybe Eskimos done it. Whoever did it, it is time for whites to wake up and lock up their hearts(which are to be carefully opened ONLY to those who really deserve it). Generally, keep the hearts locked, esp in a world of Diversity that turns the West from a trust society to a bust society. And beware of those who try to pick the locks.

    Long and rambling 302, but i read on through it because you’re making an excellent point that can not be emphasized enough.

    Basically, the sort of cooperative, high-trust, high-effective-empathy personality that white gentiles developed under Christianity has made us vulnerable to outsiders, and in particular easy marks for Jewish-minoritarianism.

    Trusting, treating people fairly, lending a helping hand–all those traits which are decent in noble in building our societies, have been turned against us by minoritarianism and used to pry open and destroy our nations.

    White folks need to regard their hearts as henhouses. Guard the hearts because others will try to steal it.

    And yes, your conclusion is on target.

    We are simply going to have to become a less trusting, meaner, more-tribal people–essentially more like the Jews–in order to survive.

    This is unfortunate, because we whites thrive under–have been genetically selected for–our cooperative, high-trust societies. But except for white in those nations who are able to expel the intruders and reestablish their nations, that simply is not the world we live in. So we need to tune our moral code, our behavior, our very personalities to the “diversity world” we’re unfortunately stuck in.

  58. @Glaivester

    And Adam Sandler is the Jerry Lewis of our generation — the childish comedic voice, the adolescent humor?

    On the other hand, the stories I have heard was that Jerry Lewis could be obnoxious in real life — wasn’t the sketch of Eddie Murphy as the lovable claymation character but nasty-in-person “I’m Gumby, dammit!” meant to be about Lewis? The word on Adam Sandler is that he is a real stand-up guy. Or at least David Letterman had nothing but praise for Adam Sandler filling in for him on short notice owing to a medical emergency and Adam Sandler being a remarkably effective and gracious talk-show host?

  59. Corn says:
    @TheMediumIsTheMassage

    Gay rumors dog Booker but what I’ve heard is he’s actually not gay, but he prefers dating white women. He hides this though because he’s afraid it will kill his vote totals among black women (probably the most reliably Democratic constituency in America).

  60. Corn says:
    @Bragadocious

    “Democrats are so imbecilic and poor at covering their tracks”

    Well when you have the media running cover for you why bother?

    Seriously though, I doubt Harris was involved. I brought this up in another post and as Steve mentioned, would a former prosecutor plan a hoax this sloppy?

  61. @JimDandy

    Alyssa Milano is the new Juliette Lewis.

  62. Corn says:
    @Wilkey

    “* Mike Myers obviously did much better than Sandler did for a while, but lately he appears to have flamed out.”

    Don’t quote me, not a Hollywood insider, but I recall hearing before that Myers is actually difficult to work with. That may explain part of the flameout.

  63. NonChuck says:
    @Anon

    A pygmy has no chance against an elephant head to head. But a single pygmy has been known to kill an elephant by hiding in the bush and driving a spear up the soft underbelly of the beast.

    https://anthrosource.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1525/aa.1952.54.1.02a00440

    OT:

    In the 1970’s, “Nova”, a PBS product, produced a documentary about a hunt like this, with astounding video of a pygmy racing along the side of an elephant as the elephant ran and repeatedly stabbing his spear into the body of the great beast. The Nova production as I recall was called “‘Sangu’, The Silent One”, this pygmy hunter known as a rather taciturn fellow but a courageous and daring hunter.

    Hopefully the Nova video can still be found somewhere as it was a wondrous example of human daring and skill exhibited by primitive peoples with diminutive statures. (So impressive was this video of a pygmy hunting an elephant that I still recall it vividly after forty some years.)

    Note: the spelling of the name “Sangu” may be incorrect if you look for the video.

  64. @anonymous

    There’s no comparison. SNL almost all comes off as stupidly adolescent while SCTV just seems to look better and better with age.

    • Replies: @njguy73
  65. densa says:
    @TheMediumIsTheMassage

    It is intriguing. Seems there was supposed to be a video, then the virtue signaling would have been observable from outer space. But since politicians can’t be on record as voting for lynching, the video wasn’t necessary to get it passed. I wonder what was in that bill, though, that made it important. I was pretty sure lynching was already illegal.

    Neither one took any responsibility for their early comments and judgements amounting to a modern-day lynching of white people but had the same hypocritical dodge instead of an apology for jumping to racist conclusions:

    “OK, so, I will say this about that case,” she said. “I think that the facts are still unfolding, and, um, I’m very, um, concerned about obviously, the initial, um, allegation that he made about what might have happened.

    “And it’s something we should all take seriously whenever anyone, um, alleges that kind of behavior, but there should be an investigation,” Harris added. “And I think that once the investigation has concluded then we can all comment, but I’m not going to comment until I know the outcome of the investigation.”

    On Sunday, Harris’ fellow senator and Democratic presidential candidate, Cory Booker, told reporters he would “withhold” judgment on the matter “until all the information actually comes out from on-the-record sources.” Booker also referred to the alleged Jan. 29 attack on Smollett as “an attempted modern-day lynching” and called on Congress to make lynching a federal hate crime.

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/kamala-harris-gives-awkward-response-when-asked-about-jussie-smollett-claims

  66. Neuday says:
    @Anon

    Updating Beria, “Show me the white man, I’ll find you the crime”.

  67. @James Speaks

    This is what I figured out: Peak Negro and Peak Jew seem to be happening concurrently.

    That segues into a hypothesis that has been niggling at me since the Sandmann affair. What if the Hebrew Israelites are right? Maybe the negro really is the One True Jew? Consider: The Jew is condemned to dwell apart – nobody wants negroes around and no other tribe can abide them. The Jew is avaricious and rapacious – what group more personifies these traits than the negro? The Jew is vociferous and obstreperous – what group is more outspoken and resistant to authority than the negro? The Jew is special, chosen – what group has more lawful privileges than any other? The Jew was a slave – who owns that label today? And doesn’t the Jew merely mimic the negro in demanding reparations for the holocaust? Smart – what other group besides the negro has been so successful in getting every other group to support them and give them stuff while they malinger?

    Of course this is just my initial working hypothesis and it needs fleshing out. But I think it promising enough to become an official theory and become the basis for a multitude of PhD theses. I just did a DDG search and found even genetic evidence to support it: https://www.freemaninstitute.com/Gallery/lemba.htm

    • Replies: @James Speaks
  68. @The Alarmist

    “Is Chuka in or out of the closet?”

    Chuka was I believe stepping out with the quite fetching Luciana Berger MP (a physical and political clone of the young Lynne Featherstone MP) at one time, and they’re still pretty close politically regarding Israel and Brexit.

    So he’s still in the closet, unless he’s actually straight and Luciana ain’t no beard. Stranger things have been known.

  69. Anon[277] • Disclaimer says:
    @anon

    I’ve heard Michael Mann is still pissed that Chris Elliot became well known from David Letterman right after he appeared as a “serious” actor in Manhunter (FBI forensics guy); as a result, when the camera pans over to him for his scene audiences laughed (like in Mad Mad World when the camera pans over and the firefighters at the airport are the Three Stooges).

    It also makes it odd in Groundhog Day when he invites a girl into his van.

  70. JMcG says:
    @anon

    Get a Life was great, Cabin Boy I still consider the worst movie I’ve ever seen or ever hope to see.

  71. njguy73 says:
    @R.G. Camara

    It’s reminiscent of the absolute hate Larry the Cable Guy gets from many lefties, including the reprehensible David Cross. Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of money and fills auditoriums and is a national celebrity, but somehow he “isn’t funny”.

    Larry the Cable Guy is a one-trick pony.

    Jeff Foxworthy, on the other hand, deserves to be ranked with Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock. He is way more than “the redneck joke guy.”

  72. njguy73 says:
    @Jefferson

    Eddie Griffin should be more famous than Kevin Hart. Griffin was the best part of the Deuce Bigalow movies. The second best was Amy Poehler as the Tourette’s sufferer.

    “Goddamn, white boy! Don’t make me he-bitch man-slap you!”

  73. @R.G. Camara

    I didn’t read your whole comment, but regarding Sandler “I’ll just leave this here”:

  74. Bill says:
    @R.G. Camara

    It’s exactly that combination of being not-funny and yet making a lot of money which makes critics angry.

    • Replies: @R.G. Camara
  75. Hail says: • Website
    @Anonymous

    Alternatively, she was may have been doing a J’Accuse against a Middle America, Ferguson-like punching bag:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_Township,_Michigan

    96.49% White, 0.23% African American

    These handful of Blacks must live in daily terror of their potential tormentors out in Day.

    Modern Day Lynching!

    — Kamala

    Also, Hillary was electorally lynched-by-ballot-box in Day County, South Dakota in Nov. 2016, after voting D most of the time since 1932:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_County,_South_Dakota#Politics

  76. njguy73 says:
    @Johnny Smoggins

    There’s no comparison. SNL almost all comes off as stupidly adolescent while SCTV just seems to look better and better with age.

    Battle Of The PBS Stars. ‘Nuff said.

  77. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:

    Oh my God I just came home and turned in the TV. Guy’s Grocery Game is on and guess who’s on ????

    Actress model and activist Ms Jazz Smollett sister of the famous Jussie. She has her brother’s fat cheeks but she’s a lot better looking than he is. She cooked homemade potato chips and a hamburger with blue cheese on it. So original there were five contestants.

    She said if she won the prize money she would donate it to The Children’s Defense Fund one of those radical government funded groups Her name’s Smollett- Warwell she’s married. Pretty butterscotch skin color. She’s as tall as the men contestants much taller than the other woman contestant. She’s a bit chubby. She has a decent sized diamond on her engagement ring. That’s all

    Jazz didn’t win the contest. The episode was filmed years ago. I never heard of the family till January 30.

  78. @Anon

    You like comments, go to the Washington Post comments on the suit. These kids are hated. Jesus what a hateful echo chamber that is. Every comment to do with Putin, Comrade, Russia as an accusation.

  79. @Bill

    If your comedy makes a profit, you’re funny. If people are laughing at your comedy, you’re funny.

    Adam Sandler’s movies have made billions (with a b) in profits. Millions of people quote or reference his films and laugh at them.

    The dude is funny, period, whether you individually find him funny or not.

  80. CCZ says:

    Looks like Jussie “play” the “con-artist” and “hustler” since his earliest days as an actor.

    “Man of the People” was centered around Jim Doyle (actor James Garner) a small-time scam artist and gambler, who found himself suddenly appointed to the city council of Long View, California, to fill out the term of his recently deceased wife, a popular councilwoman. (Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows 1946 – Present, Tim Brooks, Earle F. Marsh, 2009)

    In the episode “Kid of the People” (Sunday, Oct. 27, 1991), “A 9-year-old con-artist (guest star Jussie Smollett) suggests Doyle as his role model.” (TV Listings, Allentown Morning Call, October 27, 1991)

    https://www.newspapers.com/image/283778473/?terms=Jussie%2BSmollett

    “A pint-size version of [“scam-artist”] Doyle (Jussie Smollett) latches on to the councilman as if he were the father, the little hustler never had.”

    https://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/man-of-the-people/episodes/202891/

  81. @Stan d Mute

    I often express extreme contempt for certain Jews, namely those who steal land from Palestinians, torture them, imprison them, and then have the chutzpah to condemn them for being anti-Semitic.

    I have the same contempt for ‘born again’ Christians who look down on Palestinians b/c they are not welcoming to the Europeans who call themselves Jews.

    Judaism arose in Palestine as a form of peasant revolt against Egyptian and/or Hittite overlords who dominated the upper class of that society. This happened at a time when both Kingdoms had slumped. Thus, Judaism is a home grown religion, the writers gave themselves street cred by coopting stories from other traditions, and they went (mostly) with the theory of one God. It wasn’t until the Babylonian excursion that Judaism as a religion coalesced into something recognizable as the Temple cult.

    Judaism was a big improvement over idol worship and other nonsense. It might even have been right. It was a ethical advancement for its time.

    I do not blame Jews for killing Jesus. Jesus had a fair idea of the risks he was taking as he tried to reform what had become a corrupt temple cult. His ministry was an ethical advancement for its time in keeping with progressive Jewish thought.

    I do not blame reform Jews for anything; I think they have something good to offer. At the other end of the chosen spectrum, orthodox Jews with their adopted religion offend me greatly.

    Palestine belongs to Palestinians. If European Jews want to move there, they needed to have done so on Palestinian terms. The genocide against the people that gave rise to Judaism, Palestinians, is the crime that will make all Jews unwelcome anywhere.

    Your thesis might make a good book. Call it Wakanda, part 2. I do not think sub-saharan blacks with their innate ethical incapacity (study up on languages of Africa if you doubt that) have anything in common with Jews, faux or otherwise, except they’re trying to usurp the tradition of another ethnic group.

  82. Logan says:
    @Roderick Spode

    The slave trade goes back to long before there were any Dutch.

    However, the Portuguese started the African Atlantic slave trade, which is the only slave trade anybody seems to acknowledge.

  83. Anon[257] • Disclaimer says:
    @ThreeCranes

    I think they’re called Dutch baby. I made them a few times with some brown sugar melted into the apples. Husband and kids didn’t like them so I stopped making them. They’d probably be even better with blue berries or cherries

  84. Moshe says:

    I never considered watching deuce bigalow but your recent clip of Pain and Gain made me aware of the movie and I watched it and loved it.

    As a counterpoint, you kinna downplayed the death of stalin so I didn’t care to watch it but when I did it blew me away with its awesomeness. And Buster Scruggs deserved a review AFTER people had seen it rather than before it was released because I think a lot of your readers would have reallly gotten a kick out of it.

    Way back when, you talked a lot about Idiocracy which is why I watched it at the time and it’s one of my all time faves. Thanks.

    By the way, by now everyone has an opinion on Louis CK so there’s probably little good I can do for anyone by recommending looking at the guy with fresh eyes but I genuinely find him to be among the greatest thinker-speaker-comedian-television of our time. In the odd event that you don’t already have any opinion about him, watch the first episode of the first season of “Louie”. It may not be your thing bit if it is your thing you’ll be glad I recommended it.

    Anyway, thanks Steve for the occasional movie suggestions/mentioks, Pain and Gain was temendous. The Rock was unexpectedly hilarious Oh, the movie Central Intelligence I found surprisingly hilarious too.

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