JOHN SEXTON Posted at 7:21 pm on September 21, 2018
Maybe she could loop north to do some relaxing leaf-peeping in Minnesota and Maine along the way …
If she has a white Bronco it could be like 3,000 miles of OJ:
I hope she has a convertible to help her overcome her claustrophobia inside her car. But watch out for the Grand Canyon!
Maybe she could go to visit psychologist Homer Simpson:
What if the airline let her take onboard a huge peacock as her emotional support animal?