— ABC News (@ABC) May 20, 2018
Starbucks’ supremo Howard Schultz knows far more about making money than I do. But lately he’s gotten himself into a jam as the Eye of Soros has turned toward his vast chain of coffee shops with their deep pockets.
Retail’s usual workaround to keep freeloading lowlifes away is to play classical music 24/7.
But classical music is pretty Dead White European Male.
Yet … there must be an all-black string quartet or orchestra, right? They could sign a lucrative contract to be #Starbucks’ exclusive Inclusive purveyor of bum-repellent great music.
Quick search online … Yes, there is!
Starbucks could hire the all-black woman Marian Anderson String Quartet to provide 24/7 recorded classical music that homeless people and punks loitering with criminal intent just … can’t … stand.
#Diversity & #Profits!
This composition would likely clear the block (although metalheads might find it strangely galvanizing):